01x01 - Hello, We Must Be Going

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animalia". Aired: November 11, 2007 – November 7, 2008.*
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Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.
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01x01 - Hello, We Must Be Going

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yay

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slow down no way she's away and I mom no

way if she's all yes way so we came up

with a compromise Oh Clarkie grounded

from month stink

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wastin Chi Oh blondie sketch boy slow

down hey

so Speed Racer you got a license for

that thing excuse me

you just bashed up my bike dude I demand

restitution what's up hey back cold cash

to fix my wheel I mean what's that in

your hair a french fry great very pretty

you may I help you I don't know you got

any ketchups is a library oh right

do you have any ketchup would you please

quiet down hold that thought

hello this is Zoey Emma yeah I wiped out

what you can't okay hey can you hear me

now

nope how about now where's your friend

Alex never met her before in my life

well you can never say that again so

what are you researching today dinosaurs

dragons jungle animals for a class

project try the jungle book Rudyard

Kipling adventure section sounds good

hey if you like adventure you've come to

the right place oh he's on the move em

but he's not getting away till he pays

up

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whoa Emma yellow Oh Burke me now I have

no reception whatsoever I suppose that's

my fault too

probably I'll put it on your tab

I've never seen this room before Wow

that is freaky wonder where this leads

no slipping out the backdoor scheduie so

all me note have you done you didn't

give him a very friendly greeting yes

well it was going to until you stepped

on my tail turn look at me

well somebody's got some explaining to

do a whole lot of explaining

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what

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I think I took a wrong turn we're back

on my bike I should have crashed into

you

ugliest things I ever did see what were

they maybe they were humans what are

humans mythical creatures like unicorns

probably don't exist

well whatever those things are they're

new hair and I don't trust them they

look dangerous in fact they look like

monsters monster excellent sound bite I

think we have our lead story these are

uncertain times my friends the very core

of our society's crumbling dark clouds

blocked out the Sun and now invaders

those things must be stopped but how we

need to catch them

right catch the invader catch the

invaders catch the invader lasers catch

them later catch the invaders and as for

the rest of you go home lock your doors

no one is safe here until those monsters

are stopped mine usually take note I'm

going into the home security business

there's a fortune to be made in burglar

alarms profiting from the fears of

others have you no shame sir let me

think oh no not at all

Livingstone and Amelia's being invaded

by monsters what do we do call the

authorities and find out who's in charge

you're in charge

Oh what in that case hide no you have to

do something I'm a little busy with the

call right now Rini

I'm trying old pal you still haven't

fixed it I'm not even sure what's wrong

with it

but whatever it is we'd better figure it

out fast

what is this place I don't know it's

unreal I feel like I'm dreaming here

wait that's it what's it when you cut me

off and I landed in that trashcan I must

have been knocked out yeah and this is

just some crazy dream I'm having so wake

up already

pinch me no thanks to wake me up

pinch me just do it harder

ohh harder ok oh you schmuck

that hurt you told me oh forget it

wake me up some other way oh listen I

need to get home for supper or my mom

now I'm up

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bang

here

Cramer's horses sighing she just my

apple fritters what you profession

Rachmaninoff no I just saw two new

critters so must be they're monsters

what monsters Oh everyone's talking

about nasty things scary

this probably reward for the capture

Jane Oh bet you ever catches and will be

the hero of Animalia or heroine well

don't just sit there like bugs on a hog

they're getting away

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hmm tasty well you can talk bonus

no for a minute there I thought you

might be some new kind of screeching

birds or something

goop bananas huh I love bananas

I'm not gonna marry one but I probably

will ask one out for a date

cuz I like dates - they're definitely

not birds hello sweet Betty Ford um sir

I an Akita Quanah at your service

oh yeah let's dance

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horse sorry IgG no prob good boy have

you met these times yes and the pretty

one is already falling for my charms so

what are they obviously some primitive

species of giant stinkbug whoa

we're not stink bugs and we're not

primitive you are yeah we're members of

the most advanced species on the planet

laugh all you want but check this out

then tell me who's primitive hmm

needs salt try mine it has all the

ladies bells and whistles damn if you

get hungry it tastes like chocolate okay

this is working for me you draw well you

have a keen eye for detail would you

like to see my tiny purple warts maybe

later

first we'll show you around the place

cool but where are we anyway

are you kidding we're an Annamayya

man you bugs really are clueless

we're not bugs so what kind of animals

are you we're human beings the highest

form of intelligent life on the planet

Gladio Muse who's been a great audience

not everybody please don't go yeah you

build your a riot what's on their wings

the Animalia news if the onion your

rapport with your anchor Ravens melted

now Melba nicely today one month after

the cracking of the core dark clouds

remain over Animalia and now there's

even more bad news we're being invaded

by a new species of hideous monsters I

think there's something fishy about this

monster story either that or you've got

to lay off the tuna found it more tuna

know the secrets of the core Rini you're

incredible

double your salary you don't pay me then

triple it doesn't say what we need to do

searching the core is cracked the Sun

won't shine and monsters are invading

scared sure you are who isn't but

friends now you can bid your fears

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available say huh Blair Specter I think

we've found the source of that fishy

smell and it's giving me a splitting

headache

what do you have it's not good not good

at all

mmm how's responsible news mice we ask

the public to remain calm

but it's the end of the world run for

your life and now the weather Cloudy

with a Chance of increased cloudiness oh

isn't it cloudy enough already

hence the inviters

yeah

Oh

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not too shabby oh you should sh**t on a

good day when there are no spooky clouds

swirling in the sky why are they so

spooky Oh a note the clouds just showed

up one day they're new just like you two

and strange

- speaking of strange check this out

some kind of plot whoa that's new - cool

but weird

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uber weird plants that lay eggs great

what do the chickens lay around here

eggplants found them on walkabout

Mountain

huh

Oh

this is Z and the Zeppelin over the

anime lien jungle where the monsters

continued their desperate escape from

justice

they're heading toward an Amelia City

Melva then let's go live to Melford

mouse in town square Melford

the monsters are coming your way any

reactions just boom Noba MA I want a new

co-anchor they are

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are

flapjacks and frizz our farm no step

back damn critters are mine I chased him

I cornered him so the reward belongs to

me I reward you said there was a reward

I said there was probably a reward and

probably means what that I was probably

wrong and I am probably gonna throw it

Oh see the terrifying beasts have been

rounded up they don't look so terrifying

to me don't be fooled they're dangerous

I'll take care of him stay away she may

be a hideous beast but she happens to be

the hideous beast that I love okay I'll

take care of you first parting is such

sweet sorrow my hero

I can talk No so they can mimic us so

what there's still monsters no just

because these stink bugs are new here

that doesn't make them monsters just

because they're different doesn't make

them monsters because you're slow and

dull and clumsy new fuel can we get the

point then doesn't make the monsters

well whatever they are

there's do something cool about him

what's that they're funny

oh really goo boo boo how so they claim

to be the most advanced creatures on the

planet

for you right Alex Zoey I'd like to

introduce you to the ruler of Animalia

Livingston liar and nice to meet you

let's try this again shall we my card

Livingston T Lyon what's the t's down

for the welcome to Animalia we hope you

have a pleasant stay where them critters

get to they're in the library

I suppose you have a few questions

a few thousand what are we doing here

let me see if I can explain you see

Animalia has existed since the dawn of

time and when was that it was a Tuesday

about 5 a.m. over the years Anna

mailings have lived in peace it's thanks

to a powerful skill we share the power

of words the ability to communicate with

each other is the core of our society

language communication information

they're all connected and in Animalia

they're all connected to the core when

the core is healthy and strong

everything's great but a month ago the

core cracked and so course throughout

since then Anna Mae Lee has fallen into

darkness the Sun doesn't shine anymore

so Alex Zoey we could really use your

help to restore the core and save

Animalia but why us because you're here

and quite frankly you're the first

humans who have ever visited Animalia

whoa ho ho ho

Alex if what we're seeing is a true

reflection of who we are you definitely

need a haircut but how can we help you

didn't even know where to start where

everything starts with what comes first

start with what comes first what comes

first let's see let a comes first the

number one what else comes first the

chicken or the egg exactly

hand over the monsters Livingston no

monsters here you know who we mean

they're new ones okay we may be new but

that doesn't mean we don't belong yes it

does you don't fit in how do you know we

just got here

you all knew once when you were born

somehow you fit in but we've never seen

anything like you have you seen anything

like this we found her right here in

Animalia I don't know what's inside but

whatever it is it's new do you think

it'll fit in who knows let's find out

it's a course

she fits like a glove ha it's a piece of

the color

son its back

it's a bangle a miracle

he's good and we have our new human

friends to thank for Alex and Zoey don't

trust him

critters then perhaps I could interest

you in Thai Renick is Tigers new home

protection system TP really I don't know

how to repay you - I'm just glad we

could help

actually I accept cash credit and

personal checks the core is back I know

I didn't think it could be fixed so

easily

Oh what do you mean we did some research

once there's a cr*ck in the core things

usually get worse

oh yeah I thought the whole thing was

gonna blow watch out

yeah more like that looks like our works

cut out for us we'd better get started

this might take a while I guess we're

gonna be late for supper I'm glad cuz

you guys cr*ck me up
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