01x07 - Righting The Writing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animalia". Aired: November 11, 2007 – November 7, 2008.*
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Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.
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01x07 - Righting The Writing

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another morning and Animalia slept well

until eg snoring woke me up

he knew iguanas snored but this is a

perfect morning peaceful quiet birds

chirping locking the Reaper three-way

causing congestion factors let me go and

we have a - elephant fender bender a

Dingle grime so expect a long delay

other than that it's another perfect day

in Animalia another perfect day I just

said that Z say something else another

perfect wonderful day watch better bring

e did you know that that Animalia Bill

of Rights gives all of us the right to

tell jokes among many other things right

so listen to this one why can't leopards

hide because they're always spotted

spotted another we see it has a double

meaning leopards have spots and we can

spot them so just once I'd like to make

you laugh at one of my jokes

us

Oh

how much trouble can one cause for cause

I don't know how much

plenty don't think the punchlines funny

that wasn't a joke

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p*rn for you my sweet Zoe you are is

fresh as a tangerine stance with me my

head is free okay here's a poem for you

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receptor Erica's banana if you don't

stop you idiotic pounding I'll have you

thrown out of the rainforest am i clear

dude if you were clear I could see

through you according to the rules of

the jungle and I quote drum playing is

permitted between the hours of dawn and

midnight and this is a jungle if it were

up to me this would be a private golf

course that gorilla has got to go

hey what gives my lyrics just tons of

dishwater said bunt this my poem she is

old screwy

he reads better this way with all the

words go

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my fans won't wander around this old

swamp not knowing where to find me

you're such a smarty smarty I know come

on let's wait and fad like my fans sweat

a bit

we interrupt this program for a special

report have disappeared today all over

Animalia and here too but nothing on my

script must speak gone words bad words

are missing all written information is

being lost at an alarming rate must have

cheese every book in the library is a

brand we've even lost all the words in

anime Lea's Bill of Rights it contains

all the rules laws and regulations about

everything in the kingdom so so without

rules it'll be a jungle out there is a

jungle out there

a jungle with no rules words define our

world they set the boundaries like lines

in a coloring book without boundaries

you'll have chaos confusion

but not fear not fair damsel for I agree

and unafraid I will meet any

dangerousness with strength resilience

and most of all

speedy scuttling under the table wow

what was that a part of me for a number

of moments said Z that roof is a

no-parking zone we didn't park we

crashed what happened the words on the

control panel vanished we must have

flipped the wrong switch

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Livingston if an Amelia's word loss a

conspiracy a cover-up

a sleepover why didn't you notify the

media and do have any cheese no no no

because and no we think they're missing

words are connected to a core sport that

blasted off this morning we'll go look

for it

good luck we set ug hello anyone is it

safe to go mouth yet hello future read

through these rules of the jungle and

come up with some way to change them I

need to get boo boo goo booted no can do

it's unreadable like everything else

what are you babbling about

haven't you heard everything listen has

gone crazy a g*n everything all the

rules codes the written law gone gone

gone there's no written anything hmm if

there are no written rules and who's to

say what the rules are let me guess yeah

Bongo it's time to start playing by my

rules

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good name has been stolen from me no

doubt by some jealous backstabber

mount up gals we're cutting down some

jumbo shiny letters will this take long

I was supposed out my scales wax just

keep going don't stop until you find a

nice shiny name

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well we can't use the Zeppelin to look

for the course for we'll need to search

by land that's a lot of territory to

cover we may need to buy shoes maybe we

can narrow it down

kibou where does the instead stop flying

for their morning traffic report they do

a traffic report cool I know the Zebras

start in the east and fly with the Sun

they are simple creatures except for Z

who laughs at things that are not funny

in a way I find disturbing sure the wind

blew the Zeppelin west to the library

Thank You mr. weatherman since the wind

was blowing west the course for must

have flown west

hmm go west young man and have a nice

trip I'm going to the treehouse to use

the telescope may I'll spot something

and I shall remain at your side through

any danger not involving actual harm to

me I'll go with the flow wind direction

sounds like a breeze oh yeah well bet

you don't guess I showed her forbidden

forest knowledge what are we doing here

this is the direction the wind blew the

course for might be in there what if it

is would you give up my best X come on

it'll be fun

with me when the fun's over

while Alex and go boo boo go off on a

wild goose chase will spot that core

sport from up here good idea I think so

yeah

I am feeling left out of this

conversation probably Alex coming back

empty-handed

please get the door egg I am glad to be

included hobo Harry take the drums first

and don't be gentle well can't be a

proper drum set there's no triangle I

like a better triangle in the loom no

I'm simply here as a friend to tell you

that goo boo boo has been evicted no you

get out the rain forest homeowners

contract states that a drum owner may be

evicted should he leave his premises

when words go missing show me a contract

read it and weep read what it's blank

well now sure but that's what it said

trust me

oh yeah well suppose I told you that go

boo boo never left yeah what if you were

still here hanging around outside oh yes

the boo boo hangs upon things for the

sheer joy of dangling he might be

outside of this very moment savoring his

a penis see for yourself

horrible Harry let's check

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Edie go find Alex and go boo boo and

leave you when you need protection go or

you need protection when it's not just

oh hello and now I must visit the store

for canned goods farewell

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I'll bet it was you who stole my name

admit it

stole your name what do we want with

your name we had our lives our mobile is

there a Roy oh right Oh horrible you're

Harry since when since forever

you're tip a tip is my middle name

my first names although I wobbled in oil

prove it here's my ID see it says right

here oh that's weird it's blank

so spine what's that mean maybe it could

have landed anywhere big G do you have

your eyes peeled no but my bananas

appealed in case we need to find our way

out of here fast

what are you worried about standard

scary stuff you know monsters ghosts

witches gold spots

spiders you don't like spiders

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relax they don't want any trouble from

you Wow look at these things amazing

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did you see that see what it's like the

spiderwebs had eyes looking straight at

me

but now they're gone so mine lost and

alone looking for it the boo boo who

could be anywhere

why am i running it why do I talk to

myself these are the actions of a crazy

lizard the trusty anime lien grapevine

Lizardo you find that core thingy no but

we have found trouble and trouble has a

name I know and that name is Peter apple

bottom Oh long story tell you later okay

right now get back to the treehouse

tiger boy is trying to affect you anti

cool be right there

emergency at home

it smell bananas in my pantry a

furthermore you're in violation of the

stinkbug Control Act which forbids stink

bugs from interfering with the law I'm

not a stink bug and you're not coming in

kitty cat face you say that again and

I'll play with you like a bottle cap on

a shiny floor so in the absence of

written love is the tenants do have

rights nonsense that can't be true for

technical reasons I've forgotten enough

chitchat I'm busting in wait for Harry

and Orville let them handle it why I do

yoga I can knock a door down top think

of the story is today we now go to the

Great Library for a statement from

Livingston Lyon

I assure you written words have not been

stolen by the government I am the

government and I can't even remember

where I put my wallet that learn all

those words in a time of crisis is this

the creature we want leading us a lion

who loses our words I think we can do

better this editorial comment paid for

by the committee to put a tiger in

charge he has a tiger in charge I like

the sound of that

who find that slippery amphibian boss is

right here and I am a reptile according

to my birth certificate which is now

blank

nevermind now clean this place out once

and for all

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at this moment my associates are doing

everything in their power to recover the

written words he's talking about us what

a Thomas we'd better get going but we

can't give up the Boo Boo's place

without a fight

hey if we don't find that calls for and

recover the writing that tie will try to

take over everything you bye bye boo-boo

sketch boy when you're right you're

right

let's roll Oh peace and quiet at last

pancakes for everyone I could go for a

short stack right about now what about

you Harry

oh yeah so I'm definitely Harry right I

could've swore I was horrible

we've looked everywhere no luck

the course policy is hiding from us like

an elusive hiding thing what's all this

trying to find some clue any clue to

where it might be in books but the words

are gone the pictures aren't some say a

picture's worth a thousand words in fact

the very first written languages were

made of pictures like hieroglyphics from

Egypt in ancient Animalia our first

written words were pictures as well try

to find a picture of where the course

board fell before tyrannic us turns his

place into a shopping mall we are in the

name of monkey parts of those hogs bit

too I want my name back I'll bet they

ate it yeah well I'm not above doing

some eatin of mine when I catch the

Chung clunker that swiped my moniker

laughs see that stinking swamp out there

fuchsia what a waste of real estate that

is first I'll drain it then I'll fill it

with imported sludge and rename it

tyrannical says miracle mud bath pretty

soon my name will be the biggest in all

of Animalia spud knuckle mud Roman as

you ever grew in hand baggage oh I wish

you hadn't said that handbag huh well

I've been looking for the bottom feeder

who pinched my big shiny name

oh don't be sick why would I want your

name I would need to print a new

business cards think of the expense when

I get through with you name robber all

I'm gonna need is dental floss and

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Amelia's first written words were

pictures exactly these were the building

blocks of our modern language this was

the symbol not only for looking and

seeing with your eyes but also the

symbol for seeking the truth that's

hidden beyond our sight wait a sec I've

seen that before and I know where

it all just came to me in a flash and

skips the eyeball design but I just

didn't know would have meant until now

it all ties together

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go boo boo do what you do

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look this is amazing

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it's a book Animalia is Bill of Rights

the rules rights freedoms and the laws

of language for all who live in Animalia

it's even better than that it's the new

revised edition let's see if it does a

trick it didn't gently gently so

hopefully it won't blow up destroying

Animalia just kidding hardly ever

happens if my precious stinkbug is hurt

i will tangle your many lion hairs so

that basic grooming becomes painful

gotcha

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thanks to our investigation the crisis

is past and the leaders of Animalia have

returned our words that were unjustly

bacon not bacon taken the words that

were unjustly taken oh sorry my script

was smeared with cheese booboo sometimes

you must tell me more about this pizza

apple bottom oh I will it promise so

what's new and anime Leah's new Bill of

Rights

lots of break stuff including a whole

section of brand new jokes hey rainy

what's black and orange black and orange

black and orange I don't know what the

tiger falling down a hill

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guest ironic us didn't steal it after

all

flick that way well gotta go it's sorta

like eating a bag of potato chips girls

once you get started you just can't stop

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