01x38 - Prime Target

[bunniefuu]

driving to save the world from the evil

decepticons the heroic autobots are led

by optimus prime

he's more than meets the eye he's a

robot in disguise

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going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind

the evil decepticons are more than meets

the eye

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heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the fate of planet earth hanging in

the balance

transformers generation two

and now through the magic of the

cybernet space cube

the computer enhanced stories of the

transformers transformers

generation two

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october guard one to base i'm receiving

a sonar reading from

beneath the ice probable submarine

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comrades i've been struck damage

critical

i'm ejecting

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this is a lovely specimen launch only

but

there's a frightful international row

brewing over

it these things blow over

remember the bore w*r painful laser

yes well everybody else has forgotten it

begged her with one sh*t to what just

one more trophy

and my collection will be complete this

space shuttle sir

no sport there an aircraft carrier

perhaps

baghdad in the big w*r no dinsmoor i

want the

ultimate trophy the head of the autobot

optimus prime oh dear

engines more may i have some tea

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very insightful of optimus prime to send

me on this supply run to show the humans

that autobots not only have strength but

refinement as well not to mention

humility bumblebee i fear some of us

have

much to be humble about

i suppose we'll be mobbed by my adoring

public

yeah they can hardly resist your tracks

tension between the us and the soviet

union reached its highest point today

since the cuban m*ssile crisis the

soviets accused the u.s of using a

submarine

to steal a top-secret russian jet

fighter while the u.s denies the charge

both nations have placed their armed

forces on full alert

decepticons it's

so much for my new wax job

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i must need an overhaul i can't catch

them

a dead end very

dead please do not force me to resort to

v*olence

why holograms i hope that truck is a

hologram

i suspect we've been lured into

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get help

trapped neat and clean roar chambly

your holographic projection r*fle is

working as well as ever

jolly good

so you see my dear if donna is having an

affair with gordon

jack doesn't know that cheryl hid the

real will we

interrupt as the kitchen sinks for the

special news bulletin

an emergency session of the un security

council

has been convened to discuss the

increasing tensions between the us

and the soviet union over the capture of

a russian check just but it was getting

good

is that the latest news report you think

the decepticons are behind this optimus

i don't know why jazz but i doubt it

stay tuned to the station for further

details as they become available

and tracks and bumblebee haven't

reported in huh knowing trash is hanging

out at some body shop or car wash

are up to his hubcaps in trouble

whatever the case

we must find them autobots transform

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i've seen every car wash shower head and

garden hose in this

city but no sign of jack's a bumblebee

hey where'd that come from hey there

don't get pushy

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i say this is ripping

perhaps we should make a day of its uh

bush dinsmore where is your spirit

a hunt has just begun

autobots scour the city the others are

here somewhere

and be careful

hey don't be greedy i'm not giving you

one penny more than

me let go of me

marvelous snared like a japanese tiger

hey you up there looking for some

friends of mine

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well my job you shall see your friends

sooner than you think

hey who designed this rat trap

how perceptive

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fantastic lord summery your tribal

instincts theory has proven

true comes from years of studying the

qiblaru tribe in lower song tanga

or was it the song tonga tribe in lower

cubelaro

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this is blaster blasted at you from

billboard row nothing funny going on

here but stay tuned

hands off don't touch that dial

a little traveling music things more

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inferno to the rescue

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lie down kid until i get there

didn't you hear me what the

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this is inferno i've been suckered into

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amazing watch that sir i don't believe

i've ever seen a species so

unafraid of fire

autobots this is prime abrupt

change in plans return to headquarters

immediately

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oh

attention autobots repeat return to

headquarters at once

this is heifer message received with

pleasure

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no cooperation no cooperation at

all

our fellow autobots are missing and we

don't have a clue as to where they are

i say we go out and bang

nail some decepticon high we have no

proof that the decepticons are behind

this

alert cosmos is broadcasting on the

emergency frequency

optimus i have spotted something more

disturbing

video pickup to headquarters

he'll be fine as long as he keeps his

motor hopping

but grapples already beginning to fade

what kind of monster would build such

devices

and for what purpose cosmos send

teletran one your exact coordinates

right away greetings optimus prime

forgive the interruption but you see

your friends can't wait for your arrival

who are you and what do you want tom

the name and hunting's my game i'm

offering you a sporting chance

to rescue your companions t*rture isn't

sport

but i accept your challenge oh good

show mr prime directions will be forth

coming

i can't wait to begin fine

then let's begin now

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he does have a temper doesn't he dies

more

let's get in

i'm going in there myself if he wants a

one-to-one battle

he's gonna get it

whoever he is is brilliant for a flesh

creature

especially since he has done more in two

days

than you have in two years

my patience for you wears thin

starscream

[Applause]

you will make contact with this fearless

hunter

with his help we shall finish off the

autobots

once and for all what's the matter

megatron

afraid to do it yourself

here comes the robot now dressed as a

semi truck

a very punctual autobots this is prime

i have arrived in the target area good

day optimus prime

i trust you're feeling hail and hearty

why don't you come out where i can see

you

i made that mistake with a rhino in the

valk one time haha

remember that did some more where are

the autobots

i have them hidden somewhere in this

well-researched mock-up of cybertron

your task is to find them before

something rather unpleasant happens

you better hope i find them before i

find you

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beautiful creature isn't it the object

of years of patience stalking

through the uncharted interior of borneo

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[Applause]

magnificent creature isn't he oh

absolutely so

it's too bad he fell into the drink i'm

referring to optimus price

oh well enough of this sport i think

it's high time we bagged our game

small release the net

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so you think a simple net is all you

need to bag me

you'll have to do better than that lord

chumley you hear me chubbly

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unless you can do better than that

you're finished chubbly

simply smashing i salute you optimus

prime

you are a magnificent beast

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look optimus prime

let's stop him no we'll take it by

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surprise

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fool

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go on save her save her

i say that's not quite cricket is it sir

all fair in love and be game hunting

not today chumley not today

dret outsmarted by a lorry i am

disgraced

why didn't optimus prime saver unless

stop your crying blitz wait no it's

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astra train help where did he come from

that blasted fool you

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a booby trap that actually catches

boobies

decepticons trust them to spoil a hunt

yes sir just like the humane society in

a way

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i say prime i shall take great pride in

having you for a trumpet

chumley you're one royal pain in the

diode

well get on with it oh god optimus prime

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so

so

a perfect sh*t

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no it was mine mine

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greetings from the decepticons we'd like

to help you rid the world of autobots

secondly

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of victory maybe you could make a nice

coffee table out of him sir

he's worthless now

i have diffused your energy weapons

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i would sooner have the help of an

aardvark youtube plundering elves robbed

me of the head of optimus prime

you have not heard the end of this

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we've done nothing to you release us

from these bonds

the bargain we struck no bargain no good

changing the rules now

you must pay the price of failure old

sport i

gotta send prime a message don't exhaust

your energy

what have i got to save it for bumblebee

to optimus prime

come in please come in optimus you gotta

bumblebee yes prime we can't hold out

much longer

give give me a homing signal

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the question is how precisely i shall

dispose

i suggest molten lava sir what

incredible he's still advancing

good show i'll still win my trophy

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[Laughter]

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you have made my life complete we'll see

who's

[Applause]

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caught

what a shame don't you know it's

dangerous to play with poison mrs black

widow

if that was your best sh*t chumley

you're

in deep trouble it was my best sh*t

but not my last

this will make a frightful ruin of your

trophy lord chumley

perhaps but as the latest in modern

sculpture

it will be smashing

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impossible

neither impossible nor impossible

i say if i free you will you fight

optimus prime

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drastic

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see how you like being hunted

but you said never trust decepticons

flesh creature look out the autobots are

free

and we have no weapons

no point in chasing after them here's

the trophy

i want

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colonel

global tensions declined sharply today

when sources revealed that the lost

soviet jet

was stolen by a big game hunter world

leaders have praised autobot leader

optimus prime

for returning earth from the brink of

w*r

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transformers

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transformers