01x32 - Blaster Blues

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

striving to save the world from the evil

decepticons the heroic autobots are led

by optimus prime he's more than meets

the eye he's a robot in disguise

going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind the evil decepticons

are more than meets the eye

heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the beta planet earth hanging in

the balance

transformers generation two

and now through the magic of the

cybernet space cube the computer

enhanced stories of the transformers

transformers generation two

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

too bad the other autobots aren't here

to enjoy it they don't gotta be

all right

prepare for target practice omega

supreme

always prepared

yeah

my audio receptors what is that noise

humans call it music not this human

sounds all right to me

the earth is not a speck on the arm of

the universe

there must be intelligent life out there

waiting as we are to be contacted

my voltronic galaxy will scramble my

words into pulsations enabling alien

life to translate them to their own

language

to whom it may concern

i professor haley on behalf of my fellow

scientists and the planet earth

invite you to join with us in the spirit

of friendship

we appreciate your hospitality professor

response

where are you in another galaxy

much closer than that

[Music]

galaxy

autobots autobots request assistance

[Music]

blaster decrease volume

blaster

shut up

[Music]

originated i don't know

all i can hear is that blasted blaster

that's our cube autobots

[Music]

[Music]

anything but this

please

get off before you lose more than your

machine

[Music]

take good care of the cargo restaurant

nothing must happen to it

[Music]

[Music]

yo

you're too late

we got away with an electronic galaxy

we were held up by a little musical

diversion

what would the decepticons want with

your machine i don't know

they could unscramble air codes or

intercept radio transmission i suppose

we'll get it back for you professor

[Music]

[Music]

puffer tracks report any sign of

decepticon interference

negative prime well keep checking and

stay in contact

our guide spike report

no sign of decepticons or the voltronic

galaxy and we've been halfway around the

hemisphere

[Music]

hey talk about no place

i can't even get a bottom party station

out here

[Music]

bingo

finally some action

i'll get it all down

[Music]

switching off engines and coasting

[Music]

second recording levels

this will damn the airways between here

and earth

[Music]

autobot spies

astra train clear the area of all

foreign debris

[Music]

[Music]

his own

[Applause]

stuff i can't find him anywhere

he found us

did you do anything not anymore

[Music]

hey don't trash the place transformers

generation two we'll be right back after

so optimus prime sent you to eavesdrop

on our plans to conquer the earth titty

[Music]

esther train

[Music]

will serve as a power booster

yeah

starscream cr*cker return to us

[Music]

what's going on

is this your idea of a joke

the fun has begun

but it's no joke

request landing clearance

what's happening

we're losing our communications come in

four three one come in

[Music]

clear the runway

[Music]

hey spike radio in for landing clearance

will ya

the radio's

dead like everyone's radio is out

[Music]

hey buddy

hello come in hello

follow me pal i'll bring you in safely

without a radio

[Music]

must be the 1040 out of croton falls

i'll radio them to the auxiliary track

[Music]

10 40 come in hello

[Music]

[Music]

you okay

[Music]

call the fire lookout

[Music]

smell in your smoke no but i will

there's always a fire somewhere and then

somewhere's dead

[Music]

i'll knock out the fire

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

testing testing

you can spare the rest of the freeze red

alert this far is all but out

that's not what my sensors say

these scepticals

[Music]

ah give me a forecast not a blank look

well i don't need a forecast to tell me

that's a snowstorm

attention motorists attention stay off

the mountain roads attention motorists

stay off the mountains

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

so has all radio transmission on earth

the entire planet we're talking major

catastrophe what are we gonna do

[Music]

snow tires

[Music]

i got

just one time

[Music]

[Music]

take it easy everyone

keep calm

[Music]

looks like i'm gonna have to use force

on you pal

[Music]

stay in your cars we're walking as fast

as we can

[Music]

of the decepticons

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

don't worry flesh creatures soon you

will have a new leader to piece your

planet back together or leave it in

pieces we've got to do something i'm

[Music]

trying to

[Music]

megatron is on every frequency

[Music]

hey don't flip out transformers

gentlemen

[Music]

the emergency jetpacks

[Music]

[Applause]

listen carefully

[Music]

[Music]

it's blaster but from where

it's coming from the moon

power glide can you make it to the moon

hey i'm a plane not a starship

but first things first

hold on

[Music]

the jet pack is out of fuel but we've

got to get crime back to headquarters

it's too far i'm changing course

[Music]

it's blaster why that son of an

eight-track

we gotta get these humans to safety fast

[Music]

[Applause]

we sure could use ratchet's expertise

right now you bet but maybe these

emergency transistors will reactivate

him for a while if blasters on the moon

then maybe megatron's there too using

him to follow earth's communication

systems

maybe you have enough energy for a trip

to the moon omega what about prime and

the rest of us we can't even contact

teletran one and without help prime

could be finished

[Music]

i've never been to the moon before first

time for everything carly

[Music]

what was that

don't play with me

equalize this

[Applause]

[Music]

passengers

[Music]

give it to him looks like the big boy

needs a little training

[Music]

changes

[Music]

[Music]

no

[Music]

optimus prime you're alive

[Music]

[Music]

hey

[Music]

i may be low on energy

but i still have enough to conquer you

[Music]

move megatron

[Music]

you have won for now

hurry we gotta save blaster in cosmos

[Music]

what do you say we turn this place

with a lonely lunar lineup of hip hits

yeah give me some company out here hey

how about it brian i did save the day

yes blaster

but remember your volume like any

capability is also a responsibility

you must decide when is the right time

and the wrong time to use it

[Music]

[Music]

don't hit the road transformers

generation two will be back after these

messages

[Music]

grandparents

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]