02x07 - Goofy's Hat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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02x07 - Goofy's Hat

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Hey, everybody,
it's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you want to come
inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[♪ They Might Be Giants:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme ]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

- ♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪
- That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪


♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪


♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪


- Roll call! Donald!
- Present!

- Daisy!
- Here!

- Goofy!
- Here!

- Pluto!
- [barks]

- Minnie!
- [laughs] Here!

- Mickey!
- Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪


♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪


♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!

Goofy's Hat!

Welcome to our clubhouse, everybody!
You're right on time!

It's Clubhouse Picture Day!

That's the day when we
get together and I,

the brilliant
Professor Von Drake,

is taking a photo of
all of our friends!

That's right, professor. I think
everyone is almost ready.

[laughs, sighs]

[quacks] Hey, watch it!

All right, places everyone!

Mickey! Minnie!

Donald! Daisy! Pluto!

Now you're gonna say, "cheese"!

Hold on, professor. We're
missing one of our friends.

Do you know who's missing?

- Goofy.
- Oh, dear!

We can't take our Clubhouse Picture
Day picture without Goofy.

- Aw, phooey.
- [doorbell rings]

- [barks]
- Maybe that's him now.

- Hello.
- Goofy! Where you been, pal?

Hmm, say, you
look different today.

You're right, Mickey.
I think something's missing.

Do you know
what Goofy's missing?

[Mickey] Well, here's what
Goofy usually looks like.

I think he's missing
something on his head.

- [Donald] His hat!
- [Mickey] Right!

He's not wearing his hat.

Say, Goofy, uh,
where's your hat?

I lost it. And I just don't feel
like Goofy without my Goofy hat.

I know how you feel, Goofy.

When I lose something,
I feel sad too.

Oh, it's OK, Goofy. We'll
help you find your lost hat.

Then you can be Goofy again and
Clubhouse Picture Day will be saved.

- Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Will you help us find
Goofy's lost hat?

You will? Hot dog!
You hear that, Goof?

I sure did! Yippee!

Oh, you think we might
need some Mouseketools?

You betcha!
To the Mousekedoer!

[hydraulic hissing]

♪ Mouseker-hey,
Mouseker-hi Mouseker-ho ♪


♪ Mouseker-ready,
Mouseker-set Here we go ♪


♪ You're a thinkin' and a
solvin' work it through-er ♪


♪ Mouseker-me,
Mouseker-you Mousekedoer ♪


♪ Mouseker-me,
Mouseker-you Mousekedoer ♪


♪ Oh, Toodles It's
time to get to it ♪


♪ Show us the Mouseketools
to help us do it ♪


♪ Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools,
Mouseketools Mouseketools ♪


♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] A giant marshmallow.

- A periscope.
- [beeping]

Wow, a really big fan.

And the mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪


♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪


♪ He's here for
meedles and youdles ♪


♪ And all we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪


♪ All we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪


Toodle-oo, Toodles! [laughs]

Now, how are we
gonna find my hat?

Well, if we look every place
that you've been today,

maybe we can figure out
where you lost it.

Gosh, I went to a lot
of places today.

I don't know if I can
remember them all.

Lucky for you, you got the
brilliant Professor Von Drake,

and that's me, to have
just now invented this.

The Von Drake Super Fantastic
Remember Things Thinking Cap.

Gosh! What's it do?

Allow me to
demonstrate, would you?

[buzzing, ringing]

[chuckles] It tickles.

Ooh, boy! That means
it's working.

Now watch the
Mousekedoer screen.

We are now looking into
Goofy's inner-brain thoughts!

[Minnie] I think he's hungry.

[Donald] I think
he needs a bath.

[Goofy laughs] That's
my memory bank.

[Daisy] Roller-skates.
What's it mean?

Now, Goofy, what I want you
to do is think very hard

about where you went today

and then we all gonna
see the places

where you might
have lost your hat.

So start thinking already!

Here goes! [straining]

[Von Drake] First!

- [Minnie] Went to The Shoe Garage.
- [Von Drake] Second!

[Goofy] That's the windy-mill
at the miniature golf course.

- [Von Drake] And third.
- [Daisy] Oh, Mickey Pond.

Thank you. The professor's
work is finished.

You may all applaud now,
thank you very much.

Do you remember the three
places Goofy went to?

The Shoe Garage, then the
miniature golf course

and finally Mickey Pond.

Hmm, that's a lot to remember.

You're right, Goofy. But
Toodles can remind us.

Wow! OK, now, what's the first
place Goofy went to today?

- [horn honks]
- Yep, the Shoe Garage.

What are we waiting for?
Let's go!

♪ We're looking
for Goofy's hat ♪


♪ But we don't know
where it's at ♪


♪ We'll look high and
low wherever we go ♪


♪ We got to find Goofy's hat ♪

♪ We're looking
for Goofy's hat ♪


Say, that's a catchy tune.

Looking for Goofy's
hat, are they?

Well, that's where I come in.

Need a hat, talk to the cat.

That's me, Pete. I got all
kinds of different hats.

They're all right here in my "cat" -alogue.
Take a look, friends.

Here you go, Goof. Three
beautiful green hats.

Pick any one you like
or take all three.

Gosh, they're all so pretty,

but I'm not sure any of them
look just like my Goofy hat.

Goofy's gonna need our
help picking out a hat

that's exactly like his.

Hmm. These hats are all
green, like Goofy's hat.

And they all have a spiffy
black band just like my hat.

Well, let's see if any of them are
the same shape as your hat, Goof.

Uh, what shape is your hat?

I don't know. It's
just always been, uh,

sort of
"shaped-like-my-hat" shape.

[Mickey] Hmm, this is what
Goofy's hat is shaped like.

Now let's compare
it to Pete's hats.

Is this hat shaped
like Goofy's hat?

Nah. What is it shaped like?

- [Goofy] A square.
- [Mickey] That's right, a square.

And what about this hat? Is
it shaped like Goofy's hat?

[Goofy] Nope. That
hat has six sides.

[Mickey] That shape's
called a hexagon.

[Goofy] And that's a
shape that's not my hat.

[Mickey] Wow, look at how
many sides this hat has.

Eight sides! That's
called an octagon.

Is Goofy's hat shaped
like an octagon?

- [Donald] No, it isn't.
- Nope,

my hat's not hexagon or octagon.
It's just gone.

Come on, everybody. Let's
get going over to the...

The Shoe Garage! And see if we
can find my lost hat there.

[stammering] But everybody
loves a nice octagon hat.

- Aw, fiddlesticks.
- Uh-oh.

A big pile of leaves. The wind
must have blown them there.

Oh, dear. The Shoe
Garage can't open

with all those leaves
blocking the door.

But we need to get in there
and look for my hat.

Hmm. Maybe one of our Mouseketools
can help us get rid of those leaves.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] A giant
marshmallow, a periscope,

a really big fan and the
mystery Mouseketool.

Hmm, which Mouseketool do you think
will help us move those leaves?

Right! The really big fan
could blow the leaves away.

We got ears, say "cheers!"

It worked! Come on, everybody.

[coughs]

Gosh, no hat.

No hat back here, either.

[sniffing]

Uh-uh.

[muttering] Not here.

I don't see Goofy's
hat anywhere.

Do you see anything that
looks like Goofy's hat?

Huh, what's that? Up
on the high shelf?

Hmm, well, it is green
like Goofy's hat,

but it's so high up. And I can't
really see it from down here.

I think it's time
for a Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] Let's see what
Mouseketools we have left.

Hmm. A giant marshmallow,
a periscope...

[Goofy] That sounds
like just what we need.

[Mickey] A periscope lets you
see around and over things.

We got ears! Say, "cheers!"

Now we can see what's up
there on that high shelf.

Help me look through the
periscope, everybody.

That's not Goofy's hat.

It's just an old green
rubber fishing boot.

[Goofy] Whoa, not very stylish.

- [Mickey] Whoa!
- [Goofy] Aw, shucks.

Even a Mouseketool couldn't
help us find my hat.

Oh, don't worry, Goofy. We still
have two more places to go.

Say, Goof, do you remember the
next place you went today?

Uh, well, uh, I think I
need Toodles to remind me.

- [bell ringing]
- Wow!

[laughs] You're fast.

Now, uh, what were the
three places I went today?

Oh, yeah. First the Shoe Garage.

Second, the miniature
golf course.

And third, Mickey Pond.

[Mickey] Well, we just finished
looking at the Shoe Garage.

So where do we go next?

The miniature golf
course, that's right.

♪ We're looking
for Goofy's hat ♪


♪ But we don't know
where it's at ♪


♪ We'll look high and low
wherever we go ♪


♪ We got to find Goofy's hat ♪

Well, well, well, still looking
for Goofy's hat, I see.

Well, I've got a hat just
like your hat. [laughs]

- Same color, same shape.
- [squeaking]

[Mickey] Does this hat look like
it's the same size as Goofy's hat?

Stylish. [laughs] But it's
just a smidgen too small.

It is?

Ooh, well,
I don't know.

But if you say it's too small,
no problem, I got another one.

[donkey, sheep bleating]

[Goofy] Gosh, roomy!

Is this hat the same
size as Goofy's hat?

[laughs] Nah, it's too big.
Way too big.

[giggles] Oh, who would
ever need a hat that big?

[thumping]

- Willie the Giant!
- Duh-huh!

And this big giant hat
is just the right size

to fit my big giant head.

Thanks, Pete. How
much do I owe you?

[stammering] Uh, nothing.
It's on the house. Free.

All yours, big guy.
[laughs] See ya.

Gee, thanks, pal.
Fe-fi-fo-fiddly-feet.

I got a giant Goofy hat
from my friend, Pete.

Gosh, the Giant's new hat
looks pretty spiffy.

Kind of reminds me of my hat.
I sure do miss it.

Well, maybe we'll find your hat
at the miniature golf course.

Oh, boy! Miniature golf!

[muttering, singing]

[wind howling]

[sniffing]

What?

Hey, get out of the way!

- What?
- [sniffing]

[Donald shouting]
Why, I oughta...!

Ah!

I don't see Goofy's hat
around here anywhere.

Here hatty-hatty-hatty-hat! Hmm.

Maybe it's inside
that windy-mill.

I think I better take
a little look-see.

I can't see anything.
There's no hat in here...

Whoa! [chuckling] Whoa!

I love pineapples.

Oh, dear. We got to get Goofy
down off that windmill.

How's about one of
them Mouseke-doodlies?

Hold on, Goofy. Everybody
say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[bell ringing]

[Mickey] Hmm, a
giant marshmallow.

I don't think a marshmallow
will help us get Goofy down.

[Minnie] But maybe it's soft and
fluffy enough for Goofy to land on.

[Mickey] Hmm, is a giant marshmallow soft
and fluffy enough for Goofy to land on?

Yep, it's like a big pillow!

We got ears, say "cheers!"

- Come on, Goof!
- [gulps]

Yahoo!

[all] Hooray!

The giant marshmallow worked!

[belches] Pardonne-moi.

But we still need
to find my Goofy hat,

so's I can be Goofy for the
Clubhouse Picture Day picture.

Then we better keep looking at
the next place you went today.

Do you remember where Goofy went
after the miniature golf course?

Mickey Pond, that's right!

Why, I don't see Goofy's hat
anywhere, Minnie. Do you?

- Nope. I don't.
- Do you see Goofy's hat anywhere?

You do? Where?

- No sign of it over here.
- Un-uh. Not here.

Here, hatty-hatty-hat!

[barking]

You're right, Pluto.
It's a hopping hat.

But not just any old hopping
hat. It's Goofy's hat.

My hat? Where?

Aw, that can't be my hat.
My hat doesn't hop.

Hey, it is my hat!

It's green, it's the right shape
and it's the right size.

- [frog croaks]
- But it's on a frog.

- [whimpers]
- How'd your hat get on a frog?

Hmm, I think I remember.

I came to Mickey Pond.
Yeah, I remember that.

And I was fishing.
And I fell asleep.

[snoring]

Why that hoppity-hopping frog must
have knocked my hat right off.

Hmm. Hmm. Everybody,
catch that frog!

- [all shouting]
- Don't let him get away!

Hold still, you silly frog!

- Wow, that frog sure hops fast!
- Too fast!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] Gosh, only the
mystery Mouseketool is left.

- Everybody say...
- [all] mystery Mouseketool!

Today's mystery Mouseketool is...
a hoppity ball!

[Goofy] Do you think
that'll help?

[Mickey] Sure! If you
sit on the hoppity ball

and bounce up and down,
you can hop really fast.

[Goofy] Yep, just like a frog!

[Mickey] We picked all our Mouseketools!
Say, "super cheers!"

On my mark, get set, bounce!

- [laughing] Gotcha!
- [all cheering]

I got my hat back.
I'm Goofy again.

And now we can take our
Clubhouse Picture Day picture.

- Come on! Let's go!
- [all cheering]

♪ We finally found Goofy's hat ♪

♪ We found out where it was at ♪

- ♪ We looked high and low ♪
- ♪ And what do you know? ♪


♪ We finally found Goofy's hat ♪

♪ We finally found my hat ♪

[Von Drake] Whoo-hoo,
welcome back!

Time for the professor
to take the picture.

Everybody say "cheese," please.

[all] Cheese, please!

[frog croaks]

Now that's what I call a
Clubhouse Picture Day picture.

And we couldn't have done it
without your help. Thanks!

Come on, everybody,
up on your feet.

That's it! Let's do
the Hot Dog Dance!

[♪ They Might Be
Giants: Hot Dog! ]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking in rhythm]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪


♪ Now we got ears It's
time for cheers ♪


♪ Hot dog, hot dog The
problem's solved ♪


♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪


Hey, everybody, thanks for
helping me find my hat today.

Who knew that there was a
hoppity-hopping frog inside?

That sure was fun. [laughs]

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪


♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waiting for? ♪


♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪


♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪


♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪


♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪


♪ So long for now
from Mickey Mouse ♪


That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

[Goofy] Gosh, it sure took a
lot of work to find my hat.

I looked every place that I
went to earlier in the day.

[Minnie] The Shoe Garage.

[Mickey] The miniature
golf course.

[Goofy] And Mickey Pond.
[laughs]

[Mickey] What a hot dog day!
See you real soon!
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