02x06 - Reducing the Calories and Cats In Your Life

[bunniefuu]

Take careful notes.

As my intern, Blossom YumYum,

you're here to learn.

Today I'll be teaching you about...

[squishing]Huh.

For the fourth time today

I believe I've stepped in your kitty litter box.

Oh, are you doing yoga?

Ah, we did yoga last season.

So, I'm a bit of a master.

This one's called downward facing dog.

Take notes.

[groaning]

Like so.

Oh, yeah, that's,

that's not bad.

[doorbell rings]Keep working on it.

Oh, that must be lunch.

Oh, baby!

[sniffing]

What is that?

Seaweed salad and marinated tofu?

What?

Pizza's just as healthy as salad.

Okay, maybe not this pizza

but, okay, you know what?

Why don't you go do some filing?

[gasping]

Okay, that's it.

Now, somewhere there's a caterer out there

whose pizza will put her salad to shame.

Let's see, how do you spell "caterer"?

Ah, cat toys, cat nap, cat adoption...

Ooh, time out, who?

Cat adoption?

Interesting.

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak. ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪FETCH!♪Oh, I like that name.

♪With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is... ♪

♪FETCH!♪

It's very catchy.

♪With Ruff Ruffman♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪With Ruff Ruffman.♪

Somebody want to tell me why we got cats singing?

Funding forFETCH! witRUFF: And here come the contestants now!

He likes all sorts of sports, but not lacrosse.

It's Mike.

She sh**t pictures for a hobby.

Say cheese for Bridget.

She likes to cheerlead-- M-A-D-I, go, Madi!

When she grows up she wants to be a lawyer.

Order in the court for Nina.

His toughest subject at school is... math!

It's Rosario.

He gets embarrassed

when his mom holds his hand to cross the street,

and again when we announce it on national television.

Willie!

Let's get an update on the scores, shall we?

KIDS: Yeah.

RUFF: Resting comfortably in sixth place,

Rosario with points.

Nina still in fifth with points.

Madi still in fourth with points.

Willie still in third with points.

Bridget still in second with points

and joining the club, still in first, Mike.

Hey, fetchers, how's it going?

Good, how you doing, Ruff?

Good, good. How many of you guys eat salad out there?

Salad eaters? A show of hands.

Caesar's okay.

Caesar's awesome.Caesar salad I like.

Well, of course Caesar is good because it's, like,

one of the most delicious salads in the world.

Okay.Hey, let's get into

some challenges, shall we?

KIDS: Yeah!

RUFF: All right.

Challenge number one.

Help your game show host eat more healthfully.

Why? Because I'll have more energy

and I'll lose some weight.

And most importantly,

I'll be able to flaunt it

in front of my seaweed-eating intern when I eat my lunch.

[laughing]

Now, then... this is Adam.

A close personal friend of the Ruffster.

You are going to work with him to make a better pizza,

because I love pizza.

Now, Miss Blossom Von YumYum thinks it can't be done,

but Nina and Mike,

let's see if you can't prove her wrong.

Your instructions are in the mailbox.

Go fetch!

All right, bye, guys.

Good luck, guys. See you.

RUFF: Healthy pizza now, prove me right!

I don't like losing out to cats.

Now, then.

[clearing throat]

Are you guys listening closely?

Yes.

Okay, turn your ears all the way up

because I have to do this on the down low.

Challenge number two.

I need you to look for someone named Max, M-A-X, Max.

Now, he'll explain more.

I've got to keep it kind of

a secret at the moment.

Blossom might take it the wrong way,

and I don't need that kind of stress.

Madi and Bridget,

your walking papers are in the mailbox.

Go fetch!

All right, guys.

RUFF: Nice. Oh, yeah.

Go fetch, yeah, good.

Go fetch, right, there you go.

Okay, just...

Just doling out a normal challenge

at a normal vocal level.

Now, as determined by the FETCH ,

Willie and Rosario have stayed behind in the studio this week.

But you guys will be eligible to win points

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

And don't worry,

the FETCH delivers the FETCH Fairness Guarantee.

All the contestants will have competed

for the same number of points by the grand finale.

ROSARIO: All right.

For the four kids out on the challenges,

up to points are at stake in the Triumph Tally.

So let's catch up now

with Nina and Mike and a pizza pie.

Ah, the Culinary Arts School.

Good place to learn how to cook.

There's Chef Adam.

He's a nutritionist.

Are you Adam?Are you Adam?

Yeah, I'm Chef Adam.

My name is Michael.How are you? And I'm Nina.

You know why we're here? We have to work on Ruff's diet.

That's right, because he has some tummy concerns, okay?

My one concern, let's not say it's like plural.

Your challenge today is to make a great tasting pizza

that is also very healthy.

So what we're going to do is,

we're going to make Ruff's favorite pizza.

Oh, I get it, first they have to make my pizza

and then figure out how to make a healthier pizza

that's just as good.

Now, this is one cup.

And sprinkle it all over.

BOTH: Pepperoni.

RUFF: Yes, pepperoni, definitely.

Well, how's that? Sausage. Sausage.

Oh, sausage, awesome.

And finally, parmesan.

I want to eat it right now!

Do you think he'll be happy?

Yes. Yeah. Excellent.

I got one more special treat.

Dog biscuits.

RUFF: Oh, somebody loves me.

Let's put a dog biscuit there,

put a dog biscuit there.

See, that's why he's a chef.

Now, I'm going to go ahead

and start putting this in the oven. All right.

And you guys are going to get chefed out.

[bell rings]Come over here, guys.

Let me check you out.

Wonderful-- let me see.

I see you got Sous Chef on there.

Sous Chef, Assistant Chef, right? Assistant.

You are going to be my second.

Hey, guys, I want to show you something really fun.

I put all those new ingredients into the computer,

and it figured out all the calories for us.

KIDS: Ruff's favorite pizza. Yes.

You can notice that

there's a certain level of calories in there,

Oh, wow. per serving.

Which reads what?

, and... .

and . RUFF: Is that a lot?

That's a lot of calories.It is?

So when you think

of an average -year-old's diet,

which is around , calories,

that's more than half.

,, that's it?

That's the average for a -year-old's diet?

So, what our biggest challenge is,

is try to make pizza

just as yummy, just as tasty, just as wonderful,

but we have to change the calories.

We've got to lower it.

Hey, I don't want to sacrifice too much here.

All right, here comes Madi and Bridget

looking for Max.

Hi, are you Max? Hi.

Hey, Max, what's happening, bro?

Oh, hi. Hey.

Hey, what's this, dude? Ruff sent it.

GIRLS: "Follow Max inside

and he'll help you get started on your challenge."

RUFF: All right, Max, get to work.

Where are we going?Let's go inside.

Max, where are you going?

Max, inside. We have a challenge here.

Max, hello?

Oh, no, oh, come on!

Oh,

how embarrassing!

Where are we going, huh?

Where we going?

Hi, guys. Hi.

I'm Mike, I'm the manager

of this animal care and adoption center.

We're going to put you right to work.

We took in a new litter of kittens just a little while ago,

and we're going to need your help getting them ready

for adoption. Okay.

These guys are eight weeks old.

Eight weeks, well, I guess

the cats are kind of cute.

Oh, there they go. Uh-oh.

Oh, that's not good.

MIKE: You have that guy?Corner him.

Going to be hard to adopt them.

Not in the cage there.

MIKE: As you can see, they're pretty feisty.

There you go, good save, Madi.

I'm going to leave you guys for a little bit

and take care of some of the other animals.

But I'm going to give you your first task,

which is going to be to name them all.

Okay, so the first one is Emily.

RUFF: Okay, we have Emily.

Come on, Em.

For the feisty one, we could call him Jaguar.

Oh, Jaguar, that's a tough name.

Um, I like Daisy, how about Daisy?

That's kind of cute.

No, this is the she. Yeah.

How about we name it after Ruff?

Yeah, we're going to name it after you.

Whoa, whoa, wait.Do you like Ruffles?

That's my nickname!

Truffles or sweet?

Well, then go with Truffles!

Got to like this kitten.

It's after me, so I guess I should like it.

I want to share with you some basic nutrition stuff.

You see here, we have one, two, three, four, five.

And this represents the five main food groups.

Meat, dairy, fruits, vegetables and grains.

I don't know which one I like the best.

In addition to providing nutrients,

they're also going to provide calories.

Do you know what a calorie is?

It's a basic source of energy that...

can be b*rned?

Oh, that's right.

Our bodies use calories for energy.

This is a homemade calorimeter.

It's a way to try to measure

the chemical energy of food.

We're going to burn peanuts and marshmallows,

and by using the water,

which has a high capacity for absorbing heat...

Yup.

we're able to check the temperature,

and see the differences.

Oh. So, that's pretty cool.

The calorimeter helps you figure out

how many calories are in a food.

ADAM: Which particular food group

do you think would have the highest amount of heat

when we burn it?

This one.The peanuts?

It burns longer.

I'm going to go with the peanuts, too.

Now, the first thing we want to do

is we want to take a reference point.

We want to measure what the water is now.

..

They're burning that delicious marshmallow!

All right, you tell me when.

Is it burning? Do you see the flame?Yeah.

RUFF: Okay, now we're going to see which has more calories--

the peanuts or the marshmallow.

... Looks like ...

RUFF: ..

A whole lot of energy being stored and being released.

MIKE: It's done. ..

.. It's higher.

Now, you know what's in the marshmallow here.

It says ., and the peanut is ..

That means that the peanut has more calories

than the marshmallow did.

Right.And that's why it b*rned longer.

Peanuts do have a lot of calories,

but the oils and fats

that are in peanuts are good for our bodies.

And marshmallows are mostly sugar.

So most of the time,

peanuts are going to be a better snack choice.

All right, let's check in with Bridget and Madi.

I'm sure they've got everything under control.

Okay, maybe not. Ruffles. Can you go grab Ruffles, please?

Cats everywhere!

You guys stay in there. Ugh!Cats running amok.

Ruffles!

Come here. Where'd Emily go?

Hey!

Here we go.

Man, this is exhausting. I got you. All right.

There you go

in the cage.

Watch her tail. ...tail.

Okay, good job.

[phone ringing]Hello?

Hey, guys, it's Ruff.

BOTH: Hey, Ruff.

You came up with some good names for those cats.

Okay, now, in addition to finding homes for the kittens,

you have to find a home for Jasmine.

Okay. Okay.

Uh, this is Jasmine.

She's a little bit older.

She's eight years old, a domestic long hair.

She was actually brought back to us

because she was afraid of the large bird in the household,

if you can believe that.

I notice that Jasmine was declawed.

She is. She doesn't have claws,

um, which is something that we don't advocate.

I do not advocate the declawing of any animal!

I want that on record.

And I think my pizza's ready.

Ruff is going to love this!

Check out the dog biscuits.

RUFF: Oh, that looks good!

Now, let's go ahead and taste it, all right?All right.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Ruff, I see why you like this.

I think we've got to take a look

at this pizza in a little more detail.

I gave Chef Adam

this awesome chart

so the fetchers can compare my pizza to a healthier pizza.

Now, remember when we first brought it out of the oven?

What did it look like?

NINA: Very, very red.

Red, yes, from the tomato sauce.

What about the smell? Tomatoes...?I smell the cheese.

NINA: And I smelled the pepperoni.

Did it smell like bacon at all?Well, a little bit.

All right, I'll put smoky,

because bacon is kind of smoky.

What is your tongue telling you?

The tongue is telling you

to give some to Ruff.

Was it greasy to your tastes?BOTH: Yes.

Because it was, with all that cheese and all that fat.

Now, hearing-- that's kind of funky.

Wait. Hearing? Really?

Oh, crunchy.

Now, touch.It's hard.

From the crust?

Overall satisfaction?

Mmm. Like. Like or like very much.

So what we'll do is we'll kind of circle both.

Okay. Excellent. Thank you, guys.

That's right. We want all smiles.

Hey, here we are back in Studio G with Rosario

and Willie.[both whooping]

What did you guys think of the footage you've seen so far?

Pretty sweet.Awesome. It was great.

Very nice. Now it's time for you guys

to earn some points of your own in the Half-Time Quiz Show.

All right. Let's do it. [whoops]

Let's brush up on the rules.

points are available. You have to work as a team.

You have seconds to answer as many questions as you can.

Ten questions available at five points apiece.

Are you guys ready?

Yes.Yes, we are.Then let's rock!

All right.

Assistant chef.Correct.

Five senses. All right.

Hearing, eyesight, touch, smell and taste.

Awesome!Yes!

,!

Close enough.

To-To have energy.

It's a unit of energy.Correct!

Because there was a bird,

and she was afraid, and the bird was bothering her,

so they had to bring her back.

Correct. What food did the fetchers not burn

in the calorimeter...?

Oh, oh... Walnut?Awesome!

...Madi and Bridget need to find homes for?

Oh, they were just born.

Are we passing?

Yes, we are.All right.

Dairy, bread, meat...

Come on, guys.

Come on! Fruits.

Yes.And vegetables.

Close enough. Yeah!

Bread is a grain.

Oh. Oh, oh, um, um, okay, um... Emily.

Emily?

Hurry!Ruffles. Ruffles...

Oh, we got to stop!No!

We got to stop! Let's take a look

at the FETCH and see how you did.

Seven out of ten questions, which is a total of points.

Very good.

All right, let's go over the questions you got wrong,

because some of the kids at home might want to know the answer.

....Madi and Bridget need to find homes for?

These guys are eight weeks old.

Daisy! Oh, Daisy!

RUFF: Yes, Daisy.

That's a hard one to remember, but, hey,

points is a good score!

And with that,

we end our Half-Time Quiz Show

and move back into the challenges.

Okay. Now the public is coming in.

It's time to get these cats and kittens adopted.

What type of kitten are you looking for?

Hi. Do you want to come see the new little kittens?

What about this family?

They have little kids right here.

The gray one? Want to pet her?

Oh, look at her. Yeah.

Oh, look at her. She's very sweet.

Come on in, guys.

Who wants to hold her first?

Look at that.

See how sweet she is?

She likes you.

Should we take her home? Yeah.

I think so. The kid says yes.

I'll go grab the papers.

I really think these people deserve this cat,

because their two little kids love it.

Looks like from their application

that they have two dogs at home.

All right, we've got a family that's got a couple of dogs,

so right there we're going to have a conflict.

Do you want to get the dogs used to the cat

and the cat used to the dogs?

We can maybe put them on one side of the door,

and on the other side, like a see-through door,

so they can look at each other and examine each other.

Like we talked about earlier, we don't want them

to declaw their cats, so we're going to ask them

if that's something they were thinking about.

That is a very important question.

So we were just reviewing your application,

and our junior adoption counselors here had a couple

of questions that they wanted to ask you about your home

and your situation, so we can finalize the adoption.

Okay.

Did you guys all talk about the declawing of the cat?

No, we've never talked about it, I guess, but we, no.

No. No. Good, awesome.

Um, we were wondering about the personality

of your dogs at home.

They're very-very good with cats.

All right, so I think, uh, we've all decided

that we want to go forward with the adoption, right?We do.

All right, we have one successful adoption.

Yes! Awesome!

Nice job. Nice job, girls.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

Uh, the local dog pound?

All right, you got a tip from an anonymous source

that I'm not wearing a collar?

I wouldn't go anywhere without it.

[clears throat] No, no, you're right.

Of course, I wouldn't want to end up in the pound, no.

O-Okay, thank you very much. All right.

Anonymous source, huh?

Wonder who that could have been.

[ominous instrumental sting plays]

That is exactly the song that was just in my head.

Okay, back to Nina and Mike.

Now they've got to make a healthy pizza

that still looks, tastes, smells, sounds

and feels good in your mouth.

Now, the first thing you want to do

is take a look at your whole wheat dough,

which has a whole lot of fiber and a little more protein.

So, mush it down.

RUFF: That's it, b*at that dough.

Take that dough and go ahead and put it in your sheet pan.

[grunts]

Now, in order to build a pizza,

we've got to take accurate measurements of the ingredients.

And you're going to put them

into these little containers here.

Then you're going to bring them over to the scales

and actually weigh them.

And the soy cheese. Good job.

I think Canadian bacon's all right.

It's smoky.

Smoky is good.

Smoky's very good.

I'm probably going to use some tomatoes,

because they don't have much oil.

Like, in the peanut experiment,

the oil that it had made it burn.

I think that if it doesn't have much oil,

then it doesn't have many calories.

All right.

Ah. Corn.

Wait, wait. Corn? On a pizza?

ADAM: And then read the numbers here.

Put . ounces.

MIKE: ounces of ingredients.

NINA: Moving on.

And...

done.

Back in the oven we go.

Hey, that looks pretty good.

Remember Ruff's pizza was around...

MIKE and NINA: ,.

ADAM: About , calories.

Right, right, apparently that's high.

So, guys, the average -year- old's diet is , calories.

So for one meal

of the day, if you divide , by ,

you should have calories.

So you guys

need to make a lunch that is around

calories.

Oh, man, good luck there.

My pizza was over , calories.Look at that.

NINA: calories! MIKE: Yeah!

-- they did it!

Yeah!

Oh, that's awesome.

Want to take a look at yours?How about Nina's?

Sure. ! ADAM: .

, even lower!

Wow, the ingredients made all the difference.

Mmm, smells good.One, two, and three.

Ruff, doesn't that look good? It's a healthy diet.

No, it looks awful. Of course it looks good!

I want some!Smoky.

Now it's time to see if their pizzas are good enough,

or if they have to come up with a new recipe.

Now, were there any elements

that you really enjoyed about this?

There was a lot of sauce.

Oh, so you like that it was very saucy.

And the cheese.

So we'll keep the three cheeses.

Okay, now they're going to take what they like

about each pizza and use it to make their final pizza.

I think that would make our best pizza ever.

Let me give these kids a call.[phone rings]

Hello?

RUFF: Chef Nina.

Hey, it's Ruff.Hey, Ruff.

I want you guys to test out your recipe on the public.

So Nina, I've decided that you'll serve the pizza

to your school

during lunchtime.

To who? What?

Yes, I know, exciting. Now, remember,

the pizza has to be healthy but still has to taste great,

so if you get % of the kids to give you a thumbs-up,

you will have succeeded on your challenge. Good luck.

He said he wants to serve it to the public and he's serving it to my school at lunchtime.

I'm not serving it, you are.

I think I'm going to faint.

Have fun.

Congratulations, guys.Thank you.

You're welcome.Enjoy.

Bye-bye.Have fun.

Another satisfied family.

Awesome.

Hey, guys. How'd it go today?

Good.Pretty good.

All right, well, I think you guys did a great job

and I wanted to say thank you for that.

We have a special assignment we need you guys to help out with.

Special assignment time.

Always a hit on this show.

Oh!

Oh, who's this?

So what we have over here is

we took in some orphaned kittens into the shelter.

An orphan?

Someone has to feed them because the mom's not around.

We're going to have you guys feed one of these guys each.

So my fetchers are going to feed the cats?

Oh, my.

[meowing]

There you go, and now you've got to lift this bottle up

so the milk can come out.

Now he likes it.

Shh, shh, shh.

Very good.

[meowing]

Oh, I can't stand this anymore.

I think Mike and Nina's final pizza is ready.

Now if you take a look at it, it says final pizza.

calories per serving.

Oh, sweet.

It's been around minutes.

Let's take a look at it.Oh...

Ooh, look at that.

Look at that good-looking pizza.Delicious.

Mmm...

Nina?Mmm.

Look at those eyes bug out.Ruff, this is so good.

She loves it.I think the kids at my school are going to love it.

Well, I guess youcanmake a healthy and delicious pizza.

All right, now they're going to Nina's school.

Boy, the pressure is on.

If these kids don't like this pizza,

Nina's going to hear about it until she graduates.

Hi, Mr. O'Donnell.

Hi, Nina, how are you doing?

You guys can call me Jack today, okay?

We took an unhealthy pizza and we made it healthy,

and Ruff wanted us to try it out at the school lunchtime,

so can you help us?

I'd be glad to help you.

Thanks, Jack.

Cheddar cheese is one cup.

Okay, now.

Tomatoes is four ounces.

Bellissima.

RUFF: Come on, guys, we've got hungry kids

out there. Let's go.

Time is a-ticking.

Nina, we've got to get ready.

It's : right now, so we've got to get going.

Mike's feeling the pressure. Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook...

JACK: Spread it around nicely.

Little piece here, little piece there.

Let's get them in the oven, guys.

Great job, guys.

Come on, guys, hungry kids.

You've got a mob scene.

Whoa.

Whoa, what? Oh, wow, look at all those kids.

Oh, I hope Nina's school likes pizza.

You want to try our pizza?Um, sure.

You want to try some of our pizza?

Sure.

Thank you.

Um, do you like our new pizza?

Can you give me a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down?

Thumbs-up.

Thumbs-up or a thumbs-down?

Two thumbs up.

Awesome. He must have taken an extra bite.

BOY: Thumbs-up.

Thumbs-up. Yes!

MIKE: How'd you like that pizza?

Uh-oh.No?

Did you-- do you like it?

Oh, all right.

Ah, there's a nice smile.

Okay, so...

we had to get % of the kids to like it.

Yep.

Uh, sevendidn'tlike it, but did.

So divided by .

Right.

%, Ruff.%!

We did it! We did it!

Awesome! Oh, yes!

Guys, thank you for trying our pizza.

We really appreciate it.

[applauding, cheering]

Bye, Ruff. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Thank you, guys, nice job.

Thanks, guys, for making a yummy and healthy pizza for me.

And here come the matchmakers

of the animal kingdom,

Bridget and Madi!

Nice shirts.MADI and BRIDGET: Hey, guys.

Nice shirts.It was awesome.

And now the calorie crunchers themselves,

Mike and Nina!

You guys are looking awfully nice.

Check out the sous chefs.MIKE: What's up, Ruff?

Looking good.

Oh, thank you, Ruff.

Like the hat, like the hat.

So, Triumph Tally time.

But first,

Mike, Nina, I believe you have a little something for your host.

Let's have that pizza.

And it's good for you, too.

Of course it is.

It's tasty, but it's good for you.

All right, let me take a look at this thing.

[sniffing]: Oh!

Ooh... it smells good.

Oh, it looks great.

It even feels good.

But...

Oh!

Oh, it is good.

points.

Whoo!

And for serving your nutritious pizza

to a cafeteria of hungry kids...

points.

And how do we know how much the kids liked it?

You came up with a test.

Can you give me a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down?

points.

Yeah, guys!Whoo!

For a grand total of...

points.

[kids cheering]

Yeah, you guys.

Nicely done and delicious.

Now, then, Bridget and Madi.

Can you go grab Ruffles, please?

You know, the kittens tried to make a break for it.

For tracking them down, points.

Nice, guys.Good job.

Now, you fed kittens with a bottle.

[meows]

It was adorable.

Oh, my goodness, it was so cute.

points.

Yeah! Whoo! Good job.

And you found homes for two kittens.

Should we take her home?

At points per kitten, that gets you points

and a grand total of points.

Yeah!Good work, guys.

[whistling]That's awesome.

But is that all the points a dog can give?

ALL: No!

What time is it?

Bonus points!

Thank you for trying our pizza.

We really appreciate it.

For being a top-notch hostess

and serving up pizza in style at your very own school,

five bonus points to Nina.

Yeah, Nina.Whoo!

Nina, with points, you are the daily winner.

Now, Nina,

under one of these vegetarian sausages

is an awesome prize,

and under the other,

well... that's for you to find out.

Uh-oh.So which is it going to be?

Sausage "A" or Sausage "B"?

NINA: Uh...

I'm going to go with Sausage "A."

All right, Nina.

You will find your prize in the mailbox.

Go get it.

All right, Nina.Yeah, Nina.

Ugh. Ew.

It's a delicious--

and this is my opinion--

pizza-flavored smoothie.

Ew.

Wait, who said "ew"?

Smells good.

Oh, mercy.

It's good.Ew!

And that brings us to the end of another delicious

and surprisingly cat-friendly episode

ofFETCH! with Ruff Ruffman.

Bye!

Feel free to share with the other fetchers.

Bye, Ruff. Bye!

Name: Princess Pepperdoodle Blossom Von YumYum.

Breed: unknown.

Talents? Eh, usual cat stuff.

You know, filing, dictation, typing.

Okay. I found a great new Web site.

Match-your-cat.com.

It scans the entire globe to find the perfect place

for your cat.

The dog house of Mr. Ruff Ruffman?!

Okay, truce.

I won't ever try to get you adopted,

but you admit now it was you who called the pound earlier.

Oh, really?

It wasn't you?

Who's out to get me?

I'd better wear my collar.

Um... where's my collar?



[Ruff scatting]

♪FETCH!♪

♪With Ruff Ruffman!♪

[Ruff scatting]

[meowing and barking]

[hissing, barking and growling]

♪FETCH!♪

♪With Ruff Ruffman!♪

♪FETCH!♪