02x11 - Mush If By Land, Mush, Mush If By Sea

[bunniefuu]

]Fedora, beanie...

bonnet...

Oh, hi.

I'm Ruff Ruffman.

Why all the hats?

'Cause my name should be

"Ruff Can't Find His Favorite Straw Hat

"That He Got In Hawaii Last Year

And He's Going Crazy Looking For It" Ruffman.

Oh, Hawaii.

I got my hat there from Mr. Ellio--

the most amazing straw hat maker in the world.

I can't find the guy! He lives on the beach.

He doesn't have an address, a phone number.

He doesn't even have a carrier pigeon.

Blossom, princess,

a straw hat is made out of straw.

Oh, hey, I remember where I got this hat.

Ah, it was back when I worked as a professional

Colonial reenactor.

I was John Hancock's dog.

Listen, my children,

and you shall hear, of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.

Yeah, but apparently Hancock's dog was only allowed to bark.

So I got fired.

[gasps]

Uh, yes, thank you, Yum-Yum.

I have found my hat.

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪Fetch!♪Oh, I like that name.

♪With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪Fetch!♪

It's very catchy.

♪With Ruff Ruffman♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪With Ruff Ruffman.♪

Somebody want to tell me why we g g g g g got cats singing?

And here come the contestants now.

She talks to animals, even when they don't talk back

or host their own game show.

It's Madi.

He has four pet geese and they bite people, even their owner.

Bad geese, good Willie.

His friends are monsters,

but only in the movies he makes with them... uh, he thinks.

Rosario.

I say, she can do a spiffy English accent.

Jolly good show, Bridget.

He can spell "kumquat" in American Sign Language.

Mike.

When her cat Nacho hides, they usually can't find him.

Huh, sounds like a good set-up to me.

Nina!

Let's get an update on the scores.

KIDS: Yeah!

Madi in sixth place with points.

Nina has dropped to fifth place with points.

Rosario out of the cellar, up to fourth with points.

Willie up a spot to third with points.

Mike has lost his lead,

dropping to second with points.

Bridget, our new leader, in first with points.

Hello, and welcome to another episode ofFetch!

The only reality game show

where the host could reasonably pass for John Hancock's dog.

All right!

That's right.Whoo!

That's you, Ruff.

That's right.

So, uh...

how you Fetchers doing today?

Good.Doing great,

Yeah.Ruff.

Awesome.

Today we have two challenges.

Two simple, easy, laid-back,

possibly life-imperiling challenges.

Right. [giggling]

All right, today

two messages must be delivered.

Challenge number one:

The message you deliver will-- and I kid you not--

save our country

and change the course

of human history!Whoo!

You're going to Paul Revere's actual house.

That's pretty intense.Who's going on that one?

Nina, Willie...Whoo!

...your instructions

are in the mailbox.Good luck, guys.

GoFETCH! Bye, guys.

Oh, and guys, it's a little wet out.

You might want to think about an umbrella.

Okay.All right.

See you guys. Bye! Good luck! Have fun.

Be sure to look for people in tri-cornered hats.

Now then, challenge number two.

All right.

I need to get my hat size

to a master hat maker in Malakai-- that's Hawaii.

Now I'd mail it, but he doesn't have a mailbox.

He lives on the beach somewhere. I don't know what you can tell

the postman. It's like, okay, it's like

the third tree next to...[laughing]

next to the rock.Great.

There's like a big coconut...

They need zip codes.

So, um, I-I really have no choice here, but to send

Madi and Rosario...All right!

...to Hawaii.

Awesome!Oh, my gosh.

Yeah! Wait, Hawaii?That's so cool.

Yes. Oh, wait!Awesome!

No, oh, just checkedWhat?

the old pocketbook, uh...

I actually don't have enough money in the budget

to send you to Hawaii.What?

Give me a second, let me think.

Oh, okay, tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to send you to

the Colorado mountains instead.

It's just as pretty.

But it's in the middle of the U.S.

Yeah.Hey, look at the bright side.

Shorter plane trip.All right.

All right, that works.All right.

Now it's a little colder than Hawaii.

Actually, it's a lot colder than Hawaii,

but it's the best I can do at this point.

So the size of my head-- 'cause you need the hat size--

and all your instructions are waiting in the mailbox, so...

goFETCH!

All right.All right.

Wait, Ruff, what's this?

Well, there's a note to my friend

the hat maker in the bottle.

All right, well, see you, Ruff.

Adios, young Fetchers.

All right. All right, bye, guys.

Bundle up!

All righty.

Nice to have you two sitting here.

Comfy?

Yeah. Yes.

Good, good, good.

As determined by the Fetch ,

Bridget and Mike have stayed behind in the studio this week.

But they'll be eligible to win points of their own

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

Yeah!And believe me,

the Fetch Fairness Guarantee

guarantees you ultimate fairness.

Do you know what the Fetch Fairness Guarantee is?

We all have the same amount...

we all have a chance to win the same amount of points.

To win the same amount of points.

That was almost English.

Let me break it down for you.

All the contestants will have competed

for the same number of points

by the Grand Finale,

which will be grand and final.

For the four kids out on the challenges,

up to points are at stake in the Triumph Tally.

So let's catch up with Nina and Willie

in challenge number one.

NINA: There's the door.

RUFF: Ah, the Paul Revere House.

There it is.That's where they'll start.

You're Paul Revere, right?[Ruff gasps]

It's Paul Revere!

Well, actually, it's a reenactor playing Paul Revere.

His name is Dave.

My brave patriots...

the Redcoats are on the move.

RUFF: Ooh, Redcoats!

But I have injured my leg and cannot sit a horse.

So you must go in my place.

RUFF: Well, looks like it's up

to our Fetchers to be the Patriots.

Here's the mission...DAVE: First, you must find the leaders

of our rebellion-- John Hancock and Sam Adams.

RUFF: Two good men.

Second, you must get to Concord, for the Redcoats are trying

to get our amm*nit*on that is stored there.

And third, as you go about and see people,

you must warn them that the Redcoats are coming.

All right, warn people about the Redcoats.

But you must be careful.

Let's get 'em.

This is going to be dangerous

and they'll be watching for you.

Ruff, the esteemed orange hound,

has left a clue and a map for you.

Whoa, esteemed orange hound, I like that.

And he's also left these.

You'll need both of these

at your next destination.

RUFF: Lanterns.

Now be off with you.

RUFF: Okay, let's check in to see if Madi

and Rosario made it out west.

ROSARIO: If we're in Colorado,

how far is Hawaii from Colorado?

That's a good question.

[phone ringing]

Hello? Hello?

Hey, guys, it's Ruff. Hey, Ruff.

What's going on?

You guys make it to Colorado okay?

Yeah. Yeah, we're okay.

Well, I'm sending you to the Continental Divide.

It's going to help you get that bottle to Hawaii.

Have you guys ever heard of the Continental Divide?

No. No, what's that?

Well, I got a guy out there who's going to help you.

His name's Orion.

When you find him, he can tell you all about it.

All right, thanks, Ruff. Yeah, see you, Ruff.

What's up with this Continental Divide thing?

Have you ever heard of it

in any way?I know what a continent is,

and I know what "divide" means.

Maybe if you divide a continent.Yeah.

"Find the tallest church in town.

"But before you look up, you should look down.

"It took Paul Revere five minutes. You have four.

Start your stopwatch now.

What do you think it means?

First we have to find

the tallest church in town.

Where's the tallest church? Tallest...

Oh, there's a map.

Old North Church. Yeah, but it says...

before you look up, you look down.You should look down.

So...Here's the Boston Freedom Trail.

All right, the Freedom Trail is a trail

that connects famous historical sites in Boston.

Willie, I think we should follow this.

Okay, I'll start the stopwatch.

Go, let's go.

Let's just keep following this. Oh, there's the church!

Come on.

RUFF: Easy-- don't want any

colonial cars hitting them.

Ruff, my pants are too big.

They keep falling down.

Sorry, Willie, no time to fix your pants.

Ruff, my socks are falling down!

Don't lose that sock!

It'll make a great chew toy.

NINA: There it is.

The Old North Church. Stop the stopwatch.

:.Whoa.

"Listen up, people, use the steeple.

"We all know Paul rode,

"but he alsowasrowed.

You have ten minutes to reach your next destination."

Does this have anything to do with it?

Wait, "use the steeple..."

which is way up there.

So maybe it has something to do with

this church exactly...

Let me go... Um...

"The signal lanterns displayed in the steeple of this church...

"warned the country of the march of the British troops

to Lexington and Concord."

So we have to, like, make a signal. Oh...

Hmm, I wonder where they could find lanterns.

Let's use the lanterns that Paul Revere gave us. Put the lantern...

It's glowing. Put the other one in.

RUFF: Aha!

My Fetchers have figured it out.

W-I-S-I...

Le-wis.

Lewis, Lewis. Lewis!

W-H... BOTH: Wharf.

Lewis Wharf?

RUFF: Lewis Wharf! I think we have

to find something with Lewis Wharf.

Wharf, Lewis Wharf.

Let's use the map.

Lewis Wharf! Right there.

There it is, there it is.

We need to get to the harbor.

[gasping]: Look, there's the harbor.

Hold on, I got to start the stopwatch. Okay, let's go.

MADI: Are you Orion?

Yeah.

RUFF: Well, there's Orion.

Ruff sent us this bottle

and he wants us to get it to Hawaii.

ROSARIO: He mentioned something about

the Continental Divide.

All right, the Continental Divide stretches

from Mexico through Canada and it divides

the North American continent into two watersheds.

BOTH: What's a watershed?

What's a watershed? Well, a watershed is

an area of land that drains its water to a common point.

For instance, here in Colorado,

all the water that comes from the Colorado Rocky Mountains

will drain eventually to the Colorado River.

So the Continental Divide runs up the Rocky Mountains...

Right. And then if water falls on the east side,

it'll end up in the Atlantic Ocean.

If it falls on the west side,

it will end up in the Pacific Ocean.

Oh, that sounds fair, even Steven, -.

We want to get this to Hawaii; that means we've got to get

this bottle into the western watershed.

And then eventually Ruff's friend should get the message

in the next - years.Yeah, the hat.

or years?

I should have just sent my postal turtle.

Oh, well, I'll know for next time.

But in order to do that,

we've got to get to the Continental Divide.

[dogs barking]MADI: Is that our transportation?

That's going to be your transportation.

[Madi laughing]Oh, that's awesome!

RUFF: Ah, there's no sight more stirring

than a lot of dogs running.

Go, dogs, go!

So we're riding, literally, on the dog sled.Yeah.

You're going to teach us, right?

I'm going to teach you how to do it

and then you're going to be in it by yourself.

Hey, don't forget what Paul Revere said.

As you go about and see people, you must warn them

that the Redcoats are coming.

BOTH: The Redcoats are coming.

The Redcoats are coming.

RUFF: The Redcoats are coming, guys![barking]

Now, Ted, that's uncalled for.

The Redcoats are coming!

There's a crosswalk.

Come on, signal, turn green.

Turn green!

Look, an arrow. It has Ruff on it.

Come on.There's another...

BOTH: Arrow.

[gasping]: Look, another arrow.

BOTH: Here's another arrow.

Oh, we're getting on a boat, aren't we?

Okay, I think we're there, so I think

you can stop the stopwatch.Yeah, we made it.

We did? :. All right.

Made it with a couple minutes left.

Welcome aboard. Come on in.

Ruff asked me to give this to you.

"Run past the... with... if you want to get the... get back."

I'm guessing something got cut out of that.Yeah.

That's a good guess.

WILLIE: We need another piece.

Did Ruff mention another piece?

No, sorry, that's all he gave me.

Ruff, you didn't give her the other piece. Ruff...

How are we supposed to figure this out?

Well, that's why it's called a puzzle.

I bet we'll get a clue when we get there, though.

ORION: Before we try the dogsled, you guys got to try on

some other methods of transportation

'cause the dogs can only take you so far.

MADI: All right. And then you're going to have

to take another method down to the other side.

If you're just walking in your boots,

you're going to sink up to your knees

and then it's really hard to move.

Okay, so the dogs can only take them

part of the way on the journey.

They need to pick one more mode of transportation

to get them from the top of the Continental Divide

down to the river,

where they need to toss the bottle.

We've got a bunch of different methods of transportation.

The sled.

RUFF: Okay, that's the sled.

All right, these are the skis.

Okay, skis.

And then snowshoes.

Snowshoes are cool.

Let's try the sled.

All right.

All righty.

There you go.See you. Whoo!

Whoo! MADI: Oh-ho!

Here you go.

All right, guys, so what do you think of the sled?

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

It does spread our weight.

Whoo-hoo!

But it only goes downhill

and you can get stuck.Yeah, and it's hard to control.

Whoo! Oh-ho!

MADI: Sled's out.That's a goner.

RUFF [making buzzer noise]: We're done with the sled.

Let's check out the next method.

You want to go skis?Okay.

All right, here we go.Okay.

Well, how do I stand on these, Madi?

All right, put them down-- and now you want

to put it right in there.

RUFF: Apparently, uh, Madi's had a little experience.

Ruff, I'm gonna fall on my face.That's possible.

You want to go first?All right.

It's a little bumpy here.

[laughs]: Whoa!

Hey, they're looking pretty good.

MADI [laughs]: Oh, you got it!

Whoa... easy... whoa! Aah!

Do you know how to stop?Not really!

RUFF: The skis aren't sinking in-- that's a good thing.

MADI: Whoa! Try it.Come on, Rosario.

MADI: There you go.

RUFF: Oh! Aah! Down he goes!

Okay, we need to find a mode of transportation

that does not involve Rosario's face in the snow.

ROSARIO: So, what do you think?

I like these because

they kept us above the ground.

But you don't know how to do it.

Yeah, so that's probably out.

MADI: Yeah, it's probably out.

RUFF: Skis are out.

So what do you have next?Snowshoes.

All right, see how these are good for uphill?They're really good.

And they're good for downhill. Yeah.

RUFF: Without snowshoes, they'd sink up to their knees.

These help you keep above the snow.

It spreads out their weight so they don't sink in.

That's good.

I think this is actually the best one so far.

These are the ones.

Snowshoes are in.

All right, good luck on your mission.

Thanks!Okay, where are we?

I don't know.

I think we should go up here.

Ruff, you better not have got us lost.

Would I ever get a Fetcher lost?

Never in the history of this show have I lost a contestant...

for more than, like, two minutes.

[gasps]: What's that?

Clues! Clues, clues, clues!

"Run past the boat

"with cannon and sail,

if you want the next note, get back on the trail."

Freedom Trail! I bet it's the freedom Trail.

Oh, we only have five minutes.

I'll start the stopwatch. Yeah.

WILLIE: That's the boat with the cannon and sail.

Okay, it says "Run past the boat."

RUFF: Hey, there's all kinds of people.

We could have some warnings, you know?

The Redcoats are coming!

RUFF: Redcoats are coming!

Might want to put down your latte,

grab a musket.

You know, get the kids inside.

Let's meet the team.

This breed is called the Siberian husky.

Think you got some competition, Ruff.

Hey, I'm-I'm in shape. I'm-I'm okay.

ORION: Sputnik, Moscow, on trail! Let's go!

All right, now he's gonna teach the Fetchers commands.

Now, these guys listen to a few commands.

"Hike" and "go."

Hike it up.

"Woa" means stop.

RUFF: Woa!

"Gee" is right.

Gee, Sputnik, gee!

"Haw" is left.

Haw, boys. Haw.

[gasps]: I see something! Come on!

Oh!

Did we make it in five minutes?

Yeah. We had two minutes to spare.

Ah, two minutes to spare. You can go get a sandwich.

"Paul Revere had a need for speed, and this is

"where he mounted his horse.

"Find the address,

"and you can proceed.

You'll need to use the pole, of course."

We have minutes. Start the stopwatch.

I have a feeling this guy has something to do with it.

RUFF: Hey, there's my buddy, Jack.

Looking spiffy in the tricorn hat.

Have you seen,

um, a dog?

I saw one about an hour ago.

He left me this-- he said

somebody would ask for that.

RUFF: Good work, Murray.

Let's lay it out on the ground.

Okay, read your letters.

"...

N-F-T-P-O-V."

Figure out what street...I think it's a word scramble.

I'm guessing this is the address,

but it's not really helping

'cause the letters are all scrambled.

"You need to use the pole, of course."

Pole.Nina's on to it.

Think pole.

[gasps]: I think I know!

Let's wrap this around the pole.

I'm guessing we spiral up or down.

Let's go down.

You getting anything?I don't think...

Ruff, we need a little help.

Keep going, keep going-- you'll figure it out.

Okay, if you read it in line, it's "--H-I-G."

hig?

High Street!

High Street!Keep going.

There's more.Med...

Medford!

High Street Medford.

Medford is a town on Paul Revere's route.

How do we get to Medford?

I have a feeling that transportation device

has something to do with it.

High Street, Medford.Could you take us to High Street, Medford?

Sure can. Could you take us there?

[rock music plays]

You're in.

NINA & WILLIE: The Redcoats are coming!

RUFF: That's right, keep warning them.

The Redcoats are coming!

♪ Get out on the highway, warn about the Redcoats ♪

The Redcoats are coming!

The Redcoats are coming!

RUFF: ♪ Redcoats are coming!

[shouting]

RUFF: I knew the kids were going to love this.

Paul Revere didn't have this kind of horsepower.

Get it-- horsepower? 'Cause... 'cause he rode a horse?

All right, fine.

ORION: Everywhere along the way,

you'll want to follow your map.

Now the map has a few different features

that are very important.

First off is your compass key.

It shows you which way-- north, south, east and west.

Okay.

Second thing is your map key.

Shows the marks and what they correspond to.

This blue line-- that's a river.

Dotted line-- that's your hiking trail.

Right. That's...

And this is your goal-- the Continental Divide.

Okay? Okay.

RUFF: There it is-- the Continental Divide.

These are contour lines.

These lines explain whether it's steep, or flat...

Okay.

And how you tell is,

each contour line represents a different elevation.

Okay.

So, if the contour lines are really close together,

that means it's increasing

or decreasing in elevation really quick.

And if the contour lines are really far apart,

that means that it's more flat, that it's easier terrain.

Okay.Looking at this map, what do you guys think?

I say, go for flat.

MADI: This hiking trail

goes really steep, but this one stays on flat land here.

RUFF: Oh, I get it.

The trail on the right is flatter,

because the lines are farther apart.

Yeah, so they should take the trail

with the lines that are further apart.

MADI: We should take the east trail.

ORION: Okay.

Hey, Ruff Ruffman here, back in Studio

G...

with my two fine-looking Fetchers.

Now it's time for you guys to earn some points of your own

in the Half-Time Quiz Show.

BOTH: All right.

Let's brush up on the rules.

There are points available on the board.

You have seconds to answer as many questions as you can.

Ten questions will be asked,

and there are five points per question.

Ready, guys? Yeah!

Yeah, let's do this.

Awesome.

Nice to meet you.

Orion. Orion.

Correct.

In addition to dog-sledding...

RUFF: Awesome.

Let's go!

Right is gee. Gee.

Gee... haw. And haw, haw.

Gee and Haw. Is that your answer?

BOTH: Yeah. Yes!

Which area on this map is steeper-- A or B?

B. B, B. There's more lines.

B. B?

RUFF: B? Yes, awesome.

ORION: We got to get to the Continental Divide.

Oh, it's a mountain range between Canada and Mexico.

Incorrect.

Not quite what I'm looking for.

BOTH: The Redcoats are coming!

Oh... And... John Hancock and Sam Adams.

RUFF: Awesome.

Ruff, my socks are falling down!

Uh... Well, you would tie them in because...

RUFF: In, yes.

True or false:

True. True.

Just a mustache.Just a mustache.

No, I don't think so.

Oh, that's it. Time's up.

You are correct.

Paul Revere's signal lantern was displayed

in the steeple, not in the front window.

Not bad.

RUFF: Now let's go over the one you did not get...

The Continental Divide is the line of mountains

that dividesall of North America

into two watersheds-- not just the U.S.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

So, let's tally up the point totals

and see how they did.

Seven out of ten.

That is points.

That is a very good score.

Not bad.Very good.

That brings us to the end

of our Half-Time Quiz Show.

And now let's check back with Nina and Willie

who have the fate of our nation being reenacted

on their shoulders.

Thanks for the ride.

We're seconds over time.

We barely made it.

Well, we have to find our next clue.

RUFF: Another clue.

Can you reach it? Nice.

"On this site lived Captain Isaac Hall.

"Paul Revere stopped here on this memorable ride

"to warn Captain Hall

that the British soldiers were on the march."

Not much of a clue.

What do we do now?

MAN: Who goes there?

I'm Isaac Hall!

What time is it? You're still in your pajamas?

Oh, right. When Paul Revere did this,

it was in the middle of the night.

Oh, hi. Hi, there.

Do you have a message for me?Yeah.

BOTH: The Redcoats are coming!

Since you had a message for me, I have a message for you.

WILLIE: Is it from Ruff?

Yes, it is.

"The Paul Revere Restaurant is your next destination.

"But you'll need this number for your transportation.

It just might ring a bell. You have five minutes."

What do you think it means?

I thought it was, like, a phone number or something.

Wait. It mightringa bell?

It can be a phone number.

RUFF: I like their thinking!

Well, maybe we should write it out first. Yeah.

RUFF: Remove the commas, put in some hyphens...

Bingo! Phone number.

Let's try to call this number.Let's try calling it.

All right. That should be the number.

MAN [with Southern accent]: Taxi service. We'll be right there.

What did they say?

[imitating accent]: Taxi cab. We'll be right there.

I guess we just wait here for a taxi.

♪ Waiting...

♪ Waiting...

Ruff, where's the cab?

Ruff, the Redcoats are going to be here,

and we need a cab to tell everyone.

Well, all right, it's, uh, city traffic, city traffic.

It's not my fault.

Come on, Ruff, you need to help us here.

What's that? A cab.

I'm going to drive you the first part of the trip.

Okay, so they get to relax

in the first part. Orion's going to do the driving.

For the second part of the trip,

I'm going to watch out for you in the snowmobile.

RUFF: Oh, good.

And the last part-- all on your own.

Here we go! Hike it up!

RUFF: Off they go.

Woa!Hike!

ROSARIO: Got a good team, Orion.

These are awesome dogs.

Oh, I would love to be on that sled!

Hike it up, boys, hike, hike, hike!

BOTH: Hi, Ruff.

Hi, Madi, hi, Rosario!

Hike, hike, hike.Hike, hike.

Oh, that looks like so much fun!

Hike it up, hike it up.

Come on, boys, help them finish their challenge!

Oh, they caught air!

BOTH: Good job!

Woa!

All right, Rosario, come on back here.

Madi, take the map. Okay.

Okay, now Rosario's driving

and Orion's going to be watching them.

Hike it up, boys!

Look at him go!

He's a natural.

Hike it up!

Go, guys, go!

ROSARIO: Hike it up!

Woa!Oh!

This is so cool.

Hike it up!

Come on, come on, gee, gee, gee.

Hike it up! Hike it up!

Haw!Haw!

MADI: Woa. Woa!

That's right, Madi gives the woa command, the dogs stop.

See? That's why you can't put ten cats out there.

These guys would have gone off a cliff.

Wait, why is there two?

Where are we?What is this?

ROSARIO: There's a fork in the road.

What are we supposed to do?

Oh, no, it's a fork in the road. Where do you go?

MADI: Which way do we go?

What do we do?

ROSARIO: It's not on the map.

It's not on the map?!

Ruff, we're stuck.

Blossom, you catching this?

Want to give us a hand, Ruff?

Murray!

Check around here.

Guys!

What do we do now?

BOTH: Ruff?!

Hello? Hey, what happened?

Where's the screen?

Ah! Oh, I have no picture!

I can't see my Fetchers.

Okay, Ruff, calm down, don't panic.

What? What is that, the computer manual?

[laughs] Amateur.

No, Blossom, when you've been working with the Fetch

as long as I have, you don't need a manual.

Nope, it's all up here in the noggin.

All I've got to do is just quickly press a bunch of buttons

in a random order, and it fixes itself every time.

There we go.

That ought to...

Oh, yikes.

RUFF: To be continued, I hope!

Okay, no problem, still under warranty.

They'll come and fix it for free.

Uh, okay, the warrantee expired seconds ago.

Oh, yes, good thinking. Ah, we still have a lot

of airtime to fill. Ooh, I know.

A special treat forFETCH!viewers.

Henry Longfellow'sMidnight Ride of Paul Revere.

[clears throat] "Listen, my children, and you shall hear

Of the midnight ride of..."

ANNOUNCER: Stay tuned.Cat Groomingwith Whompers, Trixie and Chin-Chin

coming up next.

RUFF: Hey, how did that get on?

But I'm not done with my poem yet!



[Ruff scatting]

♪FETCH!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman!

[Ruff scatting]

♪FETCH!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman!

♪FETCH!♪