01x01 - The Filth

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[ Theme music plays ]

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[ Eerie music playing ]

[ Muffled grunting ]

[ Gurgling ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Whirring ]

Is that all of it?

[ Grunts ]

More! We need more!

[ Sniffing ] Are you smelling your fingers?

[ Growls ]

It's a gross habit, so stop.

Besides, we need to find more waste.

[ Sniffing ] Mmm!

You smell that?

Max: Ah, it's like I always say, "Nothing more rewarding

than enjoying clean living quarters."

You with me on that, Gwen?

In theory, yes.

Only we've been cleaning for hours...

[ Sniffs ] and that funky smell is still in the air!

[ Ben laughing ]

[ Flies buzzing ]

Ha! Classic mislead.

Ben, your area of the camper is like a toxic waste dump.

Any chance of you actually helping us clean?

Shh. There in five.

Last time you said "five," it was five days!

If you're in such a rush to clean my socks, go for it.

I won't stop you.

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Hey, my program!

Wi-fi is taking a break, Ben.

We all live here, we all pitch in.

I pitch in!

I clean up super-size messes all day long!

Then this should be super easy.

Your chore list. -Why is it so heavy?

When you don't do your work, it piles up.

And I don't like having to do this, Ben,

but you can't join us on our fun-filled excursion today.

-What? -Karma collected!

While Gwen and I are having a great time exploring

the famous local bat guano caves,

you'll be here doing your chores.

Bat guano, what?

And no wi-fi until you're finished.

Understood?

I understand that XLR can get this done

in, like, two seconds.

Yes!

That rolling domicile is bursting with waste.

Execute phase one -- stump the chump.

Uh, you have a pen?

Prepare yourself for wonders.

[ Gwen groans ]

Bat poop. Sad to miss it.

Later!

Time to get to work.

Let's see this list.

"Boy, clean bumper now!"

Man, Grandpa must really want that bumper cleaned.

He even called me boy.

Fine!

The things I do for wi-fi access.

[ Humming upbeat tune ]

Wait up!

This thing is cleaner than clean.

Is that a dunce cap on your head?

What are you supposed to be?

Where's the ugly kid?

Ugly?! What are --

Wait a sec.

"Devastation Flats -- number in nuclear testing"?!

That explains a lot.

Scientist? Bug?

Head swapped? Mutated? Close?

Give the genius a pat on the cone

and a handful of peanuts.

So, if you're the tiny human head on a bug's body,

that's got to mean -- [ Grunts ]

Yeah, someone has the big person fist.

Phase two -- jack this ride!

Jack the -- huh?!

Fellas, we got off on the wrong foot!

Pull over so I can put the right foot upside your tiny man head!

[ Growling ]

Okay, that's just nasty.

Bleech!

Ew, ew, ew, ew!

[ Grunting ]

Clearly, this means w*r.

What? [ Tires screech ]

One of my finer cyclones, if I do say so myself.

Wowza! Someone loves us bugs.

We would've driven straight into that chasm

if it wasn't for that random cyclone.

Oh, come on!

[ Screaming ]

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Grunts ]

Hold on a sec!

[ Tires screech ]

According to this, we're headed in the wrong direction!

-[ Growling ] -Upside down?!

Oh, so it is.

Keep going.

Aw, man! [ Grunts ]

Time for Cannonbolt to knock this train off its tracks.

[ Chittering ]

Why are you so jittery?

[ Chittering ]

I told you not to drink all that soda.

Fine. Make it quick.

[ Tires screech ]

What do those bug brains even want with the Rustbucket?

I better find out before Gwen and Grandpa get back.

[ Whirring ]

Aw, man!

Rustbucket?

Rustbucket?!

Rustbucket?

Oh, ugh!

Rustbucket!

So clean!

Wait.

What?

Did they steal the our R.V. just to clean it?

Aw, yeah!

This means Wi-fi.

What do you mean it's stuck, bug-for-brains?!

[ Grunting ]

If it's jammed, get in there and stomp on it!

[ Grunting ]

[ Whirring ]

It's fully functional, Sydney!

My greatest invention is complete!

The Magg-O-Net!

I have no idea what's going on here,

but I should probably start punching things.

Punch!

-Hey! -[ Chuckles ]

[ Grunting ]

Sydney!

[ Stretch! Pop! ]

First that speedy tweety, now this?

Do I have a sign on my back that says,

"Please ruin my plans with weird alien monsters"?

You made me chase you all over the desert because you wanted

to use my worn-for-two-weeks boxer shorts

to power a giant magnet?!

You haven't washed your underwear in two weeks?

Ugh!

[ Grunting ]

Thanks to your disgusting habits,

I've reached the final phase of my master plan!

Now prepare to witness the genius that is...

Maurice!

That's me.

[ Beep ]

[ Dramatic music playing ]

Huh?

Are those maggots?!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Yes!

[ Roaring ]

[ Shrieks ]

Ew!

And now for the coup de grace.

Do you see Las Vegas over there?

I want you to eat everything, except the money!

So, let me get this straight.

You stole our R.V. so you could fuel that trash machine

to power a magnet that attracts maggots

to make a monster that would eat Las Vegas?

Whatever. Time to throw stuff.

-[ Groans ] -[ Screams ]

Oof!

You won't be eating anything without your remote.

[ Chuckles ] Problem solved.

[ Roaring ]

If you had just hit the "Off" button,

it would have shut down.

Now there's no way to stop it.

It's going to eat Vegas,

and then it's going to eat everything else.

Not gonna happen.

I'll find a way to stop your oversized maggot mess.

Your funeral, bub!

[ Screams ]

On your feet, Sydney!

Mush!

[ Sydney Growling ]

[ Roars ]

[ Munching ]

[ Roars ]

I am really not looking forward to this.

Ew.

Whoa!

Ah, so gross!

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

Punching usually solves everything.

Now what? [ Gasps ]

The Magg-o-net -- that's what's keeping

all the maggots together.

Oh, wait -- Magg-o-net, like maggot magnet.

I just got that -- funny. [ Chuckles ]

Something to throw, something to throw...

Oh, he already ate everything worth throwing!

[ Gasps ]

And no wi-fi until you're finished, understood?

Oh!

[ Roaring ]

[ Grunts ]

It was so clean.

[ Powers down ]

Well, I did it.

Hooray!

That was way more fun

than I was expecting to have with bat guano.

Whoa!

Ben?

Ta-da!

And I did it all without powers.

This looks amazing inside -- and out.

And doing it without your powers shows that you're responsible.

-So, I get wi-fi access again? -Oh, no.

You did a great job cleaning, but that was just one task.

You have finish all your chores.

Aw, man!

Welcome to the first-ever Tennyson jumping contest.

On this side, we have the lively Grandpa Max.

And, of course, you got me, Ben Tennyson.

Okay, go!

[ Grunts ] -Looks like we have a winner.

Wait, wait. Grandpa Max is taller.

This isn't fair!

Gwen: Seriously, Ben?

Here's round two of the Tennyson jumping contest.

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ] I win!

Thanks for watching

Time to throw stuff!

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