01x16 - All Wet

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♪♪ ♪ Ben ! ♪

♪ Ben ! ♪

♪ Ben ! ♪

♪ Ben ! ♪

♪ Ben ! ♪

♪♪ [ Laughter ]

[ Cheering, laughter ]

Aah!

[ Laughs ]

Whoo-hoo!

[ Laughter ]

[ Gasps ]

Wha-hoo!

Sharktooth Tower, here I come again...

♪ As soon as I get my super speed back! ♪

Ben, oh, I can't decide which slide I should ride down first.

I've ridden all of them. They're good.

But this one is the best!

"All"?

I've barely dipped my pinky toe in the wave pool.

How did you...

You used the watch.

Cheater, cheater, line beater.

How does XLR look in a bathing suit?

Not bad, cutter, cutter, line butter.

[Sighs] When you pull stunts like this,

it makes me want to hang with a non-alien,

non-annoying boycuz.

Gwen.

Hey, it's Frieda.

We just met this morning.

[ Gasps ]

[ Alarm blaring ] [ Laughs evilly ]

[ Blaring stops ]

[ Growls ]

[ Alarm ringing ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Groans, growls ]

[ Detonators beeping ] [ Laughs evilly ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Beeping stops ] [ Groans ]

Ha, looks like my park pal's gonna ride the tower

before you do.

That's no Frieda. That's Frightwig.

Wait a minute.

Are you sure we're talking about the same girl?

The one with the cute cap?

The one that looks like the most innocent girl you will ever meet?

I don't know how much harder I can nod, Gwen!

[ Omnitrix beeps, warbles ] I'll take care of this.

You go hang out in the kiddie pool.

Wow, I know you get a little loopy around water,

but I think your head is waterlogged.

I'm gonna go wait with Frieda.

[ Groans ]

[ Sighs ] This line is, like, <span tts:fontStyle="italic">way </span>long.

Let's go get some ice cream.

I was thinking the same thing.

It's like we've known each other our whole lives.

Besties!

Uh...sure.

I mean, we just met, but --

Insta-besties!

That's the best kind of bestie.

Besties forever fist bump.

[ Gasps ]

That's <span tts:fontStyle="italic">our </span>cousins forever fist bump.

Come on.

Everyone knows you choose cuzzies over besties --

especially evil besties.

Hey! No cuts.

Cutter, cutter, line butter.

Oh, you are going down.

[ Wig warbling electronically ]

[ Warbling stops ] Bad bangs.

[ Warbling continues ]

Wig: <span tts:fontStyle="italic">Yes!</span> <span tts:fontStyle="italic">Ice cream.</span>

Aha!

Proof in the form of sugary goodness.

Ben!

How could you take a slushie from a harmless, sleeping, old man?

This isn't what it looks like.

Why did you steal my slushie?

But, I didn't take it. She did.

Watch it, whippersnapper.

Ow! [ Slurps ]

Ben, what's your deal?

Frieda's not a super villain.

Then, how do you explain her head tentacles?

Um, you mean her pool noodles?

She's going to destroy the water park with them.

Despite your brilliant detective work,

I'm going to recommend you let go of your nutty theory.

Sorry, Frieda.

I don't know what my cousin's deal is today.

I'm so over it. Ready to slide? Yeah.

[ Grunting, groaning ]

-Whoo-hoo! -Goat-abunga!

Oh, come on. Everybody know it's "cowabunga."

Who is she f-o-o-ooling?!

Wig: <span tts:fontStyle="italic">Yes!</span> <span tts:fontStyle="italic">Pinches the pipe...</span>

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">to blows up the parks!</span>

[ Gasps ] Hairy scary!

But nothing Four Arms can't trim.

Got to release this pressure.

Uh-oh!

Whee! Wha-hoo!

[ Both cheer ]

Aah!

Come on, jump. Mommy's got you. Aah!

[ Crying ]

Aah!

[ All screaming ]

Oh, man!

[ Screaming continues ]

Huh? Aah! Huh?

You will pay for your meddling.

Wig: <span tts:fontStyle="italic">Yes! Pay.</span>

You could have hurt someone!

Are you okay?

[ Sobbing ]

Her?

She was messing with the ride.

It's closed now because of you.

Me? I saved those people.

Before or after you splashed them off their luges?

[ Groans ]

[ Cheering, laughter ]

[ Wig warbles electronically ]

All: Huh?

[ All scream ]

[ Groans ]

[ Laughter ]

[ All groan ]

[ Groans ]

I don't know about you, but I've had enough slides for one day.

Ditto, bestie.

Let's just hang out by the pool.

But do you mind if I get some sunscreen first?

Go for it.

I'll hold down the fort until you come back, bestie.

That's the wrong way for sunscreen --

but the right way for mayhem.

[ Wig warbles electronically ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Groans ]

Overflow: Time to was that hair, Frightwig.

Whoa, someone's got frizzle in their wig..."zle."

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">You're </span>a "wiggzle"!

Aah. [ Grunts ]

Uh-oh. Oh, let's try redirecting.

Whoo-hoo! [ Laughs ]

Frieda! Ben, what did you do?

Overflow for the win.

All right, that's enough park-ruining for you.

Huh? Hey, it wasn't me!

It was her!

Gwen, tell him!

You, uh, know this young menace, miss?

[ Grave tones play ]

I'm not sure that I do.

Gwen, wh-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?!

I'm so sorry about my cousin, Frieda.

No biggie, bestie.

It's not your fault your cousin is a weirdo.

Can't choose your family. Huh?

Gwen?

I said I'm sorry!

How many more times do I have to say it?

Hmm....

What gave it away?

Uh...tentacles -- under her swim cap.

Right?!

No one wears a swim cap unless they're in the Olympics

or years old.

I'm so sorry I didn't stick up for you.

I should've trusted you more.

You're my cousin.

Cuzzies?

Cuzzies.

Now, how do we get you out of there.

Okay, let's go. Come on, Gwen!

♪♪

Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha!

You're too late.

I've altered the park's pipes to overload the water pressure.

The buildup will destroy this park.

Ha?

And in seconds, the buildup will be enough

to decimate the entire city! Ha!

[ Ding! ]

Gwen. On it!

Gwen: Everyone, get out of the park! Run!

Whoa! Frightwig: Oh, no, you don't.

Hey, bestie. Stop it!

Hey! That's <span tts:fontStyle="italic">our </span>handshake!

Whoa! Watch it, Ben!

[ Mockingly ] "Watch it, Ben." [ Laughs ]

You missed her, hot pants.

You'll have to try harder.

Hey!

Keep it up, Ben.

Stop it!

[ Mockingly ] "Keep it up, Ben"!

I'm not the only one who doesn't like water.

Yikes!

Why'd I pick the fire guy for the water park?

Hmm, I'll have to give her the old spin ball.

Hyah!

Gwen, hit the valve.

She really should look into waterproofing that do.

Oh, it's not over.

Gwen: Wait, what?

Uh, Ben? Wait for it.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh, right, the pressure.

Wow, talk about a --

Ben, no. B-e-e-en.

Talk about a bad hair day! [ Laughs ]

[ Groans ]

Huh. That's a really big water slide. [Zap!]

Why are you staring at <span tts:fontStyle="italic">me?</span>

[Beep-beep] After much pleading

and promising to actually do my chores,

Grandpa Max has agreed to test out

the epic, shiny, water slide.

[Zap!] With the help of Overflow!

Wait, but I don't need any --

Aaaaaaaah!

[Grunts] -I'm sure he's fine.

[Beep-beep] Not only is Grandpa Max an amazing water slide tester,

but he's also a world-class belly-flopper.

Who knew?!

[Slap] -[Grunts]

Hahhh-hahhh!

[Beep-beep] Time to throw stuff.

♪♪