01x31 - Forgeti

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[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Gwen: "In the darkest heart of the forest,

there were those who sought to destroy it for their own gain."

[ Malevolent laugh ]

That's right, tree,

you're gonna make some mighty fine paper.

[ Malevolent laugh ]

[Growling] -"But the hunter wasn't alone

in the forest that night.

There was something else present."

[Blade slices, ding! ]

"An elusive beast shrouded in the mists of legend..."

[Growling continues] Oh. Huh?

Huh-huh-huh?

Gwen: "The Forgeti!"

[ Coughing ]

[ Growling ]

What happened?

What am I doing out here?

How many quarters are in cents?!

I've forgotten everything!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Come on, Gwen, you've been reading

that "Forest Myth Book" all day.

I'm almost done.

"So, even though all kinds of unsavory forces

thr*aten our forests, you can rest easy,

knowing that they're protected by...

the Forgeti."

Wow!

Please. I could make up

better fake stuff in my sleep.

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

Cybearg: -[Roar]

half-bear, half-robot, all danger.

[Cawing] The Bloodpecker!

He's not after tree sap.

He's after neck sap.

[Growl] The three-headed bear guard

of the lands beneath!

Oh, wait. I already did a bear.

The Forgeti isn't fake, Ben!

And you will believe in him, because we will see him,

on this hike!

[laughing] You'll fall for anything.

Sometimes I forget you're only .

You're only !

You'll both believe how gorgeous this trail is

if you'll start hiking.

Maybe wewill see

mythical forest protectors.

Or maybe we'll see

this trail's famed giant salamanders,

one of which is gonna be my new screen saver.

Ha. Whoo-hoo.

Ugh! Grandpa believes in your shaggy Sasquatch, too?

Am I supposed to be the reasonable one now?

-Looks that way. -Well, I don't like it.

You will, once we spot the Forgeti.

Did you just invoke the Forgeti?

Ha! Yeah. Ha.

There's no such thing.

It's not real, or really dangerous, either,

because there's no such thing as that hideous creature,

so there's no chance it'll find and forget you.

None. at. all.

Are you being sarcastic?

I don't know.

Are we? -[Laughs]

Those hiker guys were either being supernice

or really obnoxious.

I hate that I don't know which.

Yeah, it's a bummer not to know, isn't it?

I hate it when you make a point.

[Leaves rustle] Wait, did you see that?

Oh, what, like two steps in, we find a Forgeti?

-I'm going after it! -Gwen, wait!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

-Whoa! -A Forgeti.

I knew the legend was real.

Don't be afraid, Forgeti.

We're not here to hurt your home.

We're here to help save it.

Forgeti hunnn-gryyy.

Eee!

Boop!

What?

[ Laughter ]

Classic! Look at your face.

You were all like, "Yay. Forgeti is real."

Then you were all, like, "Aww, sad-face emoji."

The Forgeti was just a trick?

But...

Hey, nobody upsets my cousin but me.

[ Malcious laugh ]

[ Laughter ]

-Hunnn-gryyy. -Whoa.

Aaaah!

Did you see their faces?

They were all like "Shock-face emoji."

Ah, there you two are.

What was all that commotion?

Those guys were making fun of Gwen

for believing in fake monsters.

The Forgeti isn't fake!

And I'm going to prove it.

[ Gasp! ]

There it is. -Wait, seriously?

Meanwhile, I haven't seen a single salamander.

You can't tell me this isn't a strange forest creature.

Look, it has scales!

And, from the looks of it,

it also drives a pickup truck.

What's a pickup truck doing out here

in the middle of the forest? -[Croaking]

With pets.

There's something fishy about all this.

Don't get too close to that thing, Gwen.

It's okay, Grandpa.

The Forgeti is gentle.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

-[Roar] -Aah!

Gwen!Gwen!

My dear girl,

I wouldn't worry about Gil here.

You might want to be concerned

about your own welfare.

All: Dr. Animo.

Salutations, Tennysons.

I'd say it's a pleasure to see you,

but, I'd be lying.

We're not excited to see you either, you quack.

We're looking for salamanders, not scientists.

And the Forgeti.

Even if you got past us,

the Forgetiwill protect this forest.

[ Laughs ]

You actually believe those stories?

I'm sorry to break it to you,

but the only monsters around here

are the ones I create.

Dispose of them, Gil.

Blagh!

[Zapping] I got this.

[ Grunting ]

[ Roar ]

[ Squeal, whimper ]

Curse that boy, and his watch.

Max: You got 'em, Ben.

Time for a change of plans.

Hey, Tennyson!

Huh?

[ Groans ]

Grandpa!

Wait, Grandpa?

Wha? Aah!

Aaah-ah!

Ohhh!

Animo: Bring him to the truck, Gil.

He'll be perfect for my inner-beast experiments.

No, no, no, wait!

Aw, man!

Hurry up, now.

Hop on and let's go.

Let me outta here, Animo, or you'll --

Oh, a giant salamander. [Shutter clicks]

Good luck looking for things that don't exist,

Junior Tennysons.

You can add your grandpa to that list.

-[Tires screech] -[Squeal]

Gwen, come on.

We gotta follow those tracks.

Gwen? What is it?

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[sigh] I guess he isn't real.

So that means we have to save Grandpa

and the forest ourselves.

Yeah. Luckily we've got

our own legends to help us.

[ Adventure music plays ]

[ Clang! ]

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Wildvine!

Whoo-hoo!

There!

Uhh!

Nailed it. -Uh...

I can't believe it was that easy.

This is gonna be,

uh...kinda creepy. Heh.

You go first.

I'm not afraid.

[ Creatures growl, yowl ]

Uh, let's go together.

A momentous day, Tennyson the Elder.

This is beyond experimentation,

beyond the scientific method.

This forest will be home

to a legendary new creature.

and the basis of that hulking, hairy,

mysterious monstrosity

is you.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Screeching ]

You're the only monster in this forest, Animo.

We'll see about that.

Any moment now.

[ Inhales deeply ]

How about we mix you

with that salamander you admire so much?

[Creature chatters]

Hey, you think this is a hoax, man?

Yeah. Pretty sure it's a hoax, like ours, dude.

Aaaaaah!

-[Laughs] -Hold me.

Uh-oh. Something hideous ahead.

Those two prank dweebs.

We arenot saving them.

Look at all those forest animals.

What's Animo doing to them?

Whatever it is,

Four Arms can take care of it.

-No, Ben. -Whoa!

We don't need brute strength.

We need a plan.

[ Clicking ]

[ Zap! ]

How do we take out that laser?

-[Growl] -We're not going to take it out.

We're just going to waltz right in

and take it.

[ Hums waltz ]

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Six?

Uh-oh. I'm out of stuff to throw.

Six, six, six, six, six!

Um...got it!

Ow!

-[Growls] -Nothing. Nothing.

[ Grunting ]

Dr. Animo thinks he's so clever,

yet this f*ring mechanism is practically in plain sight.

[ Grunts ]

Huh?

Whoo-hoo!

I believe you're looking for this.

[ Snarl ]

There's no mystery here.

If you'd like to save your scaly hide,

back slowly into that cage.

Slow-ly. That's right.

Now close it behind you.

[ Sizzle ]

No such thing as little grey men, huh?

Not in the mood right now, Melvin.

Animo: My, my, my.

Wha?

I am amassing

quite a collection of unwanted Tennysons today.

I think this one will splice nicely

with the DNA of a Malone jumping slug.

Don't listen to him, Ben!

Save Grandpa!

But, but --

You put that little w*apon of yours down,

or the forest gets a new creature, right now.

Forgeti, help us!

Quit squirming!

All right!

I give up!

[Zap!] You win.

I'll do whatever you say.

Just let Gwen and Grandpa Max go.

Well, now. You found something worth defending.

And, now that I know what that is,

I'll never let go of it again.

[ Malevolent laugh ]

[Steam hissing] -Hey, kid.

What's that fog you're spreading out?

Fog?

[ Laughs ]

[ Gasp! ]

Hello!

What's that now?

I believe it's called a Forgeti.

Impossible!

Or is it?

Ben, look! Forgeti!

I told you it was real. -Ohh!

-Ben? -Zzzz! [mumble]

Oh, no. Don't make me fall asleep.

Mr. Forgeti, no!

I don't want to forget this.

I...want to remember you

and...ah!

What was I saying?

Uhh.

[ Birds chirp ]

Ahh. Hey.

How long have we been sleeping

out here in the woods?

Hmm? [Smacks lips]

Huh?

Now what are these?

-Who is that? -Who is who?

-Zzzzz! -Oh, I remember.

That's Dr. Animo.

And a giant fish.

Yeah, but I thought there was something else.

Ah, man.

Feels like I got hit by a truck.

Hey, you're those kids we tricked.

[ Both grumble ]

Hey. You don't think...?

Is it possible...

Still hoping to see that Forgeti, are you?

Aw, just let me believe a little longer.

You know what?

If you believe in Forgetis,

I do, too.

-Really? -Uh-huh.

And the Loch Ness Monster.

-Ben. -And ghosts, and --

-Ben! -Forgetis.

[laughs] Please!

Fuhgeddaboutit!

[Ding! ]

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Time to throw stuff.

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