01x33 - Cutting Corners

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[ Theme music plays ]

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

Ben: Come on, Gwen, please?

I said no, Ben.

I just need bucks!

Look, I would love to help you get -- What is it again?

"Sumo Slammer Ultimate Video Slam!"

Only the best video game of all time!

Sorry, Ben. I'm --

Ben? Ben!

Sorry, Ben.

I'm saving up for a new computer.

[ Laughs ] I love a good picnic.

You know, I think we found the perfect spot.

Ah, me too, Grandpa!

So, uh, can we maybe talk about an advance on my allowance?

Oh, you mean for all the hard work you do

cleaning your half of the Rustbucket?

Yeah, I don't think so, Ben.

I'm never gonna be able to afford this game!

Hey. You looking to make some pocket money?

Just so happens I could use a little help

around the grounds today.

People really call you Geezer Bob?

Yep. Ever since high school.

But now, I'm getting a bit long in the tooth

for the grass cutting around here.

I'll pay you an honest wage for an honest day's work.

You interested?

Would an "honest wage" happen to be...$?

Uh...Well, f-fair enough.

Yeah, I'll be glad to help.

Let me introduce you to Frank.

That thing runs? Wouldn't scissors be faster?

Needs a little TLC, but it'll do the trick.

Now, there's one part of the park that's off-limits,

due to the goblin population.

They can be nasty little critters...

Okay, Bob! I'll get right on it. One cut lawn coming up!

Wait, I, uh...

just wanted to make sure you heard me about that thing.

Y-You did hear me about the goblin thing, right?

Goblins in the park?

They're real mean,

and if you run over into their territory,

the damage will be done onyour hands.

Just wanted to make sure you heard.

Hello?

I'm gonna get this done so fast,

I'll get to spend the whole picnic playing "Sumo Slam"!

♪♪

[Beeping ]

Uh, young man? You still in there, son?

"Sumo Slammer," here I come!

[ Tires screech ]

Hyah!

Good gracious!

I sure hope he heard me about

the terrible things that'll happen

if he goes to the wrong part of the park.

Whoo!

Whoo!

[ Laughing ]

Yeah!

Whoo!!

[ Laughing ]

Ugh! [ Tires screech ]

Uh-oh, a little out of control here!

♪♪

Whoa!

Whew. That could have been bad.

What?!

Hey! Come back here!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Goblins shout ]

Eep!

[ Goblins shouting ]

Whoa!

Sorry, Frank!

[ Shouting continues ]

Why didn't he tell me there were evil garden gnomes in the park?

Geezer Bob!

[ Whistling ]

Upgrade: Ah!

Ugh!

[ Speaks Goblin ]

[Beeping ]

You all right, son?

What are those things?

I call them Billy-Bob Goblins.

Or sometimes Boblins!

And, well, they're neighbors.

[ Goblins shouting ]

Are they always so neighborly?

I didn't say they were good neighbors.

[ Speaks Goblin ]

Who is this?

That's their king.

These nasty fellers are mighty protective of their territory.

I tried to warn you, but you were in such a gol-darn hurry.

Anyways, I know how to calm them down,

so long as nothing else disturbs them.

Hmm.

I wonder where that mower went?

[ Goblins cheering ]

[ Mower engine starts ]

[ Goblins screaming ]

I'm sure it's fine.

[ Speaks Goblin ]

[ Spits ]

Ewww!

[ Speaking Goblin ]

[ Spits ]

Oh, this ain't good.

[ Goblins muttering angrily ]

[ Horn sounds ]

[ Birds caw ]

What does that mean?

Oh, they ain't used that horn in years.

It means they've been att*cked.

And they plan to retaliate.

[ Fanfare plays ]

[ Goblins cheering ]

[ Birds cawing ]

And once they get in a frenzy,

who knows what they're capable of doing.

[ Goblins screaming ]

Aah!

They're not exactly dangerous, right?

Right?

[ Birds cawing ]

Huh. I wonder what scared off the birds.

Beats me. But if there's anything better

than sandwiches and snacks under the sun,

I don't know what it is.

Mmm. Mmm.

I kind of feel bad enjoying all this without Ben.

Ben chose to work for what he wants.

I'm very proud of him.

Besides, I saved him a piece of pie.

[ Goblins screaming ]

What the heck are those?!

[ Speaks Goblin ]

[ Goblins cheer ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Both scream ]

You know, things have been crazy lately,

but this picnic is perfect.

It's just what we needed.

Aah!Aah!

[ Screams ]

[ Goblins yelling ]

[ People screaming ]

Where's Ben when you need him?

Oh, no! What a mess.

They're destroying the park.

[ Panting, grunting ]

The more riled up they get, the more dangerous they are.

At this rate, the entire world's in danger!

World in danger?

That means it's hero time! [Beeping ]

This doesn't weird you out at all?

Yeah, good point.

Now to get a bug's-eye view!

[ Goblins grunting ]

Those guys do not like picnic baskets.

Aw. I had a yummy Greek salad in there.

Come on, Ben. Where are you?

Hey, there he is! Ben!

[ Goblins shouting ]

[ Speaks Goblin ]

[ Goblins shouting ]

Wow, it's really working. What did you say to them?

I just keep hitting them with "your mama" jokes.

Billy-Bob Goblins are really touchy about their mamas.

[ Goblins shouting angrily ]

[ Both scream ]

Geezer Bob: [ Speaks Goblin ]

[ Both sigh ]

[ Both scream ]

[ Shouting continues ]

I think that's about all of them.

Hang on!

No kidding!

Goblins: Huh? Wha?

[ Sniffing ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Coughing ]

How do you like me now?

I think you got them all.

[ Coughing, sputtering ]

[ Speaks Goblin angrily ]

[Beeping ] What? Really?!

Aw, man.

[ Growls ]

Huh?

You might want to start running.

[ Yells ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ] Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on!

Seriously?!

[ Thud ] Aah!

[Beeping ]

Well, that was graceful.

Hyah!

That's right!

In your face!

Who's bad now?

[ Laughs ]

Nice job, son.

Aah! Don't sneak up on me!

Sorry. But now that they're all round up,

what do we do with them?

♪♪

I put them all back in their village.

Now let's give them their privacy.

[ Grunts groggily ]

Hm!

Well, here's hoping they like the new arrangement.

[Beeping ]

And now, for services rendered, if you please, good sir.

Now, hold on, son. You still got to finish the job.

♪♪

[ Grunting, panting ]

I almost feel bad eating his slice of pie.

Almost.

Mmm!

Hey, all my loyal fans.

Today, I'm gonna be taking requests for alien stunts.

You asked for an alien, any alien,

and you got it.

First up, cousin Gwen.

-Huh? What? -Hit me.

I don't know. Upgrade the A/C.

Coming right up. [Beeps ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Wind howls ]

Aah!

A/C upgrade -- "snow" problem.

Ugh.