01x36 - Need for Speed

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♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

Ah, just as beautiful as I remember it, kids!

Now, I know you guys aren't usually excited

about the places we visit, but --

No way!

We've been researching Yellowstone all morning!

-Really? -Yeah!

Some people on the Internet

think there's treasure buried here.

And if there's one thing that makes a trip exciting,

it's treasure! Ha ha!

Well, uh, Ben, that's probably just a metaphor.

There's no literal treasure.

That's what they want you to think.

Sure, whatever. Look at all these geysers!

They're fueled by super-heated pressurized water chambers.

And under all that, there's a super volcano!

One well-placed earthquake, and this place is history!

Cool!

You know, I'm feeling good about camping today.

Sure you are.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Woman: What are we doing here, again?

Woman #: I don't know, something about treasure.

[ Coughs ]

Treasure?

Don't be so loud, dummy!

Use your inside voice!

But we're outside!

Hey, Grandpa, I'm gonna go check out nature --

or whatever!

Okay, Ben, don't go too far.

[ Chortles ]

Whoa! They're going in the ranger station.

Hmm.

Oh, no! La Grange!

[ Speaking French ]

Crud!

Huh?

[ Growls ]

I am glad to see you all made it --

the Malachi Sisters, Dirty Dobbs, Vinn Ethanol.

[ Flies buzzing ] Yo.

Everyone, take a map!

It outlines the details

of today's race course.

Yo, but this goes through miles

of protected environmental habitats.

Of course it does.

We will race through the Grand Prismatic Springs,

through the geysers, and across the mud pots,

and, finally, into an abandoned cavern...

which happens to be the location

of the legendary lost treasure of Yellowstone.

Whoa! Family.

Real life treasure -- I knew it!

Ben, what are you doing?

[ Screams ]

Why are you sneaking near the ranger station?

Disengage the communication orifice, Gwendoline!

Excuse me?

How do we know there's even any treasure there?

Who cares!

You afraid your car can't handle the dirt?

Yeah! You some kind of chicken or something?

Yo, listen. Real racing is in the streets.

[ Laughs ] Cluck, cluck, clu-cluck!

Please, save your energy for the race.

Treasure there is.

Genius you must possess.

You will need it to b*at LaGrange, my friends.

I don't have friends. I have family.

You were right, Ben. There really is treasure.

And they're gonna race for it!

And if I can get there first...

[ Chuckles fiendishly ]

It's finally finished.

I spent the kajillion dollars I found in the park

to build you -- Cybearg!

[ Whirs, roars ]

Gwen: Ben! Earth to Ben!

Yeah? They're on the move!

Duck!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Engine starts ]

Ready!

Set! Race!

Uh, Ben, I think it might be time for you to, you know...

All right. This calls for some XLR-tion.

Yeah! Uh...

So, we have to chase down some illegal racers?

-Yeah. -Oh, okay.

Why'd you pick Diamondhead, then?

Seems like XLR would have been more appropriate.

I don't want to talk about it.

Woman: First marker of the race!

Let's get rid of some of this dead weight!

Yeah!

Curse you, Malachi sisters!

[ Screaming ]

Time to really go off road.

Ha ha! The second marker!

These busters think they can b*at me?

Well, I've got something that nobody else does!

I got family.

[ Yells ] b*at it, Ethanol!

Bunch of busters.

I'm not out of the race yet, you wash rags!

Yee-ha!

See you later, Vinny!

[ Laughs ]

Good thing I was wearing my seatbelt.

Hey, you -- you're under arrest! Get back here!

Oh, no!

They're ruining the park!

Yeah! And if we don't b*at them to the treasure --

-Treasure? -Oh, uh...

I mean, the parkis a national treasure!

And LaGrange and his g*ons need to be stopped!

[ Growls ]

LaGrange!

[ Laughs ]

Looks like you're not so fast after all, Le Grunt!

Ah, but I'm only toying with you, Dobbs.

[ Tires screech ]

And now, for the coup de grace!

[ Laughs ]

Agh! I'm okay!

Get that thing off our car and man the g*n!

Time to show him who's boss!

[ Both laugh ]

Grandpa, look out!

Ew, Gwen, what did you eat today?

That's not me!

That's the sulfur smell from the mud.

Whatever! It's okay, though.

All your stinking has got me thinking -- about flying!

One big order of goop, coming right up!

What in the...?!

-Uh-oh! -Shoo, fly!

You're getting in the way of our treasure!

Hey, that treasure is mine!

[ Grunts ] Ew!

Got ya!

Put me down!

Dang! Stupid hood!

[ Both scream ]

Can you guys handle these two?

I have to hurry and catch up with LaGrange!

You can count on us, sport.

Wow, Ben is really on his game today.

And so selfless -- putting his love for Yellowstone first.

Treasure!

Oh, Cybearg!

[ Chortling ] Looks like they're all out of sight.

And I was looking forward to a good challenge.

What?!

It can't be! Is that --

License and registration, please.

[ Laughs ]

But, seriously, pull over.

And if you wouldn't mind handing over that treasure map...

Buzz off, bug!

Fine!

I guess we'll do this the stinky way.

Surely you don't think that will stop LaGrange!

[ Beep ]

Aah! [ Growls ]

Wait till I catch up, you're gonna -- uh-oh!

[ Screams ]

I'm gonna get that treasure!

[ Tires screech ]

Hey!

The race isn't over, LaGrange!

[ Scoffs ] I assure you, this race is already won.

What?!

[ Coughing ]

Overflow?!

Guess this is just gonna have to do.

[ Tires squeal ]

Good try!

But not good enough to defeat LaGrange!

Come back here!

Give up, LaGrange! You're no match for me!

Let's see how well you race when you're dodging these!

[ Rapid beeping ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Grunts ]

That cheater!

Whoa! This isn't a cavern, this is a geyser!

Who would hide a treasure in a place like this?

What?! [ Speaks French ]

Hey! Watch it!

Whoa, whoa!

[ Screaming ]

Aw, man!

He's gonna get it now.

Just one more jump and the treasure will be mine!

I am the ultimate racing champion!

Hey, you're Italian, right?

How do you say "you're slow" in Italian?

Je suis Francais!

[ Screaming ]

Okay, maybe I was a little too rough.

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Curse you, Tennyson!

Olly-oop!

[ Grunting ]

This place is pretty unstable.

What? The treasure, it's real!

I knew it!

It's beautiful!

[ Groaning ]

This place is gonna blow!

Get the treasure or LaGrange?

Treasure or LaGrange?

Come on!

Don't rush me! Ohh.

[ Both laughing ]

You're the greatest, Cybearg!

Cybearg!

Cybearg!!

Can't hold...

[ Yells ]

Oh, fine!

[ Screaming ]

[ Gasping ] Don't -- don't drop me!

Well, all righty, Sammy! That's the last of 'em.

Lock this troublemaker up.

Let's go, Mr. "Lay Graynge."

It is pronounced LaGrange -- [ Yells ]

-Yeah, Ben! -Way to go, Ben!

So, did you get the treasure?

Nah, but it's cool.

Being a hero and saving the day is enough.

Oh, wow. That's so noble of you.

What?!

Mine! It's mine! All mine!

Actually, Ben, since this treasure

was found on Federal property,

it belongs to the government.

W-What?

Female Ranger: Oh, yeah, your grandpa's right.

And since those guys did so much damage to the park,

we can put that money towards the conservation fund!

Cybearg!

Isn't that lucky, Ben? Everything worked out.

You saved the day, captured the bad guys,

and stopped them from wrecking a national monument.

Ugh. But I didn't get the treasure.

In a way, Ben, you found the real treasure --

the natural beauty of Yellowstone National Park.

Yep, not doing it for me.

Gwen: You shouldn't be messing around with the watch, Ben. You know, you can't always control what comes out.

Are you kidding? I've mastered all these guys.

Watch!

See? Stinkfly's here and in complete control.

Ben, did you remember to clean up your --

Aah! [ Coughing ]

[ Farting noise ]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Aah! [ Sputters and coughs ]

Oh, so strong.

Uhh.

[ Laughs ] Complete control, huh?

Time to throw stuff!