02x07 - Bomzobo Lives

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[ Ben groans ]

I'll probably be old enough to drive

by the time we get to the front.

I can't take it anymore! Do something funny.

Uh...ta-da!

Eh. I got nothing.

[ Sighs ]

Jingle, jingle! Grandpa's staying upbeat.

[ Laughs ] I know it's been a long wait.

But we can't have summer-road-trip fun

without renewing my special vehicle license

for the Rustbucket.

Wait, why do you need a special license?

Well, the Rustbucket is a special vehicle.

It can do all sort of things that normal cars can't.

Plus, I want to update my not-so-fresh ID photo.

Whoa! Whoa, sideburn alert!

Man: Next!

Oh, a strangely attired elderly gentleman.

What can I do for you, Gramps?

Well, howdy!

I'm here to renew my driver's license.

Hmm, actually, you know what?

You don't need a license for a horse and buggy.

[ Laughs ] Am I being roasted?

Oh, that's great!

Okay, just fill out this paper,

Rip Van Wrinkled.

Yep, walked right into that one.

Ben! Quick, smack talk this jerk.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, I've got a good one, too.

[ Inhales deeply ] All filled out.

Thanks for your assistance.

[ Groans ]

Your driving instructor is waiting for you outside.

I'm sure he's as thrilled to meet you as I am...not.

[ Laughs ] Okay!

Wish me luck. [ Laughs ]

I got my eyes on you.

Come on, Ben, let it go.

Oh, what a character. [ Laughs ]

More like what a jerk.

Whatever. Don't worry about that guy.

Nobody talks to Grandpa like that while I'm around.

He's so not worth it.

Hopefully Grandpa Max can take his test,

get his license, and we can just get out of here.

I think I've got just enough time

to teach that creep a lesson he'll never forget.

Oh! You must be my driving instructor.

Hello! It's great to meet you, Mr...

The name's [Clears throat] Bomzobo.

Max Tennyson, I presume?

Yessiree, that's me.

Don't even think about it, Ben.

Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll have you know I take driver safety very seriously.

Believe me, so do I.

Let's get this show on the road.

After all, special vehicle licenses are no...

[Snickers] laughing matter.

I've got a really bad feeling about that guy.

[ Gasps ] Look!

He's on the move.

Now's my chance.

Your chance for what?

Revenge. Ben!

What do you think this is gonna fix?

Be the bigger man.

Uh, boy -- person. [ Sighs ]

Sorry, sir,

we don't issue drivers licenses to alien creatures.

Oh, wait! That's your wife.

[ Laughs ] Oh!

I'm a comedic genius!

[ Laughs ] [ Chuckles ] We'll see who gets the last laugh.

If he's washing up, I can lend a hand.

Almost ready for the open-mic tonight.

Huh? Hey, what's going on?

Ahhh!

[ Laughter ]

Huh? My clothes!

My shoes! My hair!

All washed up now! [ Laughs ]

[ Sobbing ] Out of my way!

[ Sobs ] Ben.

Bomzobo: Left at the light.

[ Sighs ] What a great day for a road test.

Clear skies, open streets.

Left at the light. You got it.

Right at the light. [ Laughs ]

I know we were having too much good luck with all those greens.

[ Chuckles ] Guess the kids will just have to wait a little longer.

You know, we've been having such a great time on this trip together.

Oh, we've had nasty run-ins

with a few colorful characters and all.

You wouldn't believe how many bad guys we've stopped.

[ Groans ]

[ Clears throat ]

Yes, well, don't forget

to check your mirrors, Mr. Tennyson.

Sorry, sir! You're absolutely right.

[ Laughs ] Left mirror, check!

Rearview mirror, check!

Right mirror, um...

That's right, just take a good, long look.

Uh, I'm afraid I don't understand...

[ Robotically ] What is your command?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Let's drive!

[ Tires screech ] Let's drive.

Oh, man, the look on his face!

"Wah, my shoes! My hair!" [ Laughs ]

Oh, man.

What's up, cuz?

You think that's how a hero behaves?

You should've been the bigger person.

I was doing it for Grandpa!

That's what being the bigger person means.

Right?

That's not what being a bigger person means.

Besides, you should be helping me

figure out what's up with that weird driving instructor.

He is taking a long time,

but I'm sure he's just being extra safe.

[ Bomzobo laughs ]

Oh, my, Mr. Tennyson,

your cornering is absolutely awful.

I'm afraid that's going to cost you some points.

Ooh, look at you.

Eyes aren't on the road at all!

You'll never pass your test at this rate.

In fact, the cops are bound

to be on our tail any minute now!

Slight right here.

Grandpa Max: Slight right here.

[ Tires screech ]

And the best part is

no one could see through this flawless disguise!

Your family has no idea they let you drive off

with the criminal mastermind Zombozo!

[ Honk! ]

I bet you feel like a real blockhead

falling right into my trap like this.

Oh, right, hypnotism.

Hmm, takes some of the fun out of the gloating.

Well, no matter. [ Slump! ]

Please wear your seatbelt if you're going to come up front.

Hey!

I'm the one giving the orders around here.

You're the one giving the orders around here.

That's more like it.

Now let's crank this mayhem to the maximum.

[ Screaming ] Oh-ho!

At this rate, you won't just lose your license,

they'll lock you up and throw away the key!

And those little brats

will know exactly what it feels like

to have someone rain on their parade.

Hey, I'd know that sound anywhere.

It's the Rustbucket. Wait!

[ Tires screech ]

See, Gwen? He's fine.

[ Tires screech ]

What's up, Grandpa?

Ben, look out!

[ Zombozo laughs ]

Zombozo?!

Who could have seen that coming?

[ Tires screech ]

I knew something smelled fishy.

Yeah, something smells, all right,

and it's gonna be me.

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[ Twinkle! ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Up we go!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Grunting ]

What is goin' on? Grandpa!

Zombozo's behind you!

Ahh!

Oh, Grandpa Tennyson, slight right.

Ahh! [ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

When I get in there, I'm gonna kick -- ahh!

Today's the day I finally start selling ant farms.

[ Screams ]

My babies! Sorry!

[ Electricity crackles ]

Aah!

Break glass in case of bad guy.

[ Grunts ] [ Horn honks ]

Ugh, wh-- Did I finish the test?

Grandpa! What's the matter?

Don't trust your aim, sharpsh**ter?

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Groans ]

Ben, did you forget to wash your socks again?

[ Tires screech ]

[ Grunts ]

W-We're out of -- out of control.

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

Don't you have a sweater to eat? Whoa!

Nothing can stop me from ruining your road trip now.

Not a chance! Time to get stinky!

[ Both grunting ]

Come and get it. Get off my --

But it turns out the driving instructor

is an evil clown,

and he did something to my grandpa.

[ Tires screech ] I don't know, little girl, that sounds --

What on earth is that?

[ All grunting ]

Sir, are you all right?

Uh, Bob, Zom, bom, bo, zobo.

Uh, the driving instructor --

h-he's got my grandson.

The RV. Calling all units!

We've got a Mr. Bob Zombo-Bom-Bo-Zobo,

who appears to have stolen an RV

and kidnapped a young child. Send backup!

We've got to help Ben before he times out. Oh!

What's that? Remember how I told you

the Rustbucket can do things other cars can't?

[ Electricity crackles ]

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[ Both grunting ] Ow!

[ Electricity crackles ]

Aah! [ Groans ]

[ Grunts ]

So sticky! Aah!

Well, whose fault is that?

Sure isn't my fault you decided to mess with my grandpa!

You're making it worse!

No, you are! Ugh!

I can't move.

As soon as I unstick myself, I'm kicking your butt.

[ Laughs ]

With you stuck to me,

no one can stop this bucket of bolts!

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Who's a cute, little, vulnerable,

orphaned baby kitten? You are!

We're going to crash!

I'm allergic to cats!

Aww.

[ Screams ] [ Cats yowling ]

Almost there! [ Grunts ]

Grandpa Max: All right!

I'm into the Rustbucket's remote override.

What does that mean? It means that this driving test

is coming to a safe, responsible end,

whether Zombozo likes it or not.

Zombozo, this is serious!

[ Ben grunting, Zombozo laughing ]

Okay, steering is stabilized.

But it's still going so fast!

Not for long. [ Device beeps ]

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Both grunting ]

[ Kitten meows ]

[ Chuckles ] Phew!

[ Laughs, gasps ]

We made it.

Time to get you to jail.

[ Grunts ] [ Horn honks ]

Not this time.

Oof! [ Panting ]

A perfect getaway!

[ Gasps ] If you'll excuse me.

Ooh, ooh! Doink! No, wait.

It was all just a misunderstanding!

That's enough clowning around for one day, creep.

[ Grunts ]

So it looks like Zombozo got a first-hand lesson

in what seeking revenge does to someone.

Psst.

Now's your chance to be a bigger person.

Uh, hey, I'm sorry about that little trick I played on you.

Oh, I'm sorry,

but you must be this tall to talk to me.

[ Laughs ] Still got it.

[ Chuckles ] I k*ll me.

I was trying to apologize!

Let's go, Ben!

There we go. Let's cool off over here.

Oh, there you kids are. They're going to send over

a new driving instructor any minute.

Zombozo: All right, Mr. Tennyson.

Ready for your test?

Sydney, you numbskull, you dropped the pen!

Uh, Ben?

Right!

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What's up, cuz?

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