03x14 - Arrgh-All Me Eggs Are Cracked!

[bunniefuu]

FETCH! ♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

[laughs]

Oh, that Ruff.

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Here's the ship of Blackmuzzle.

Not only my ancestor, but also the most notorious

canine pirate in Fetching history.

[ringing]Oh! We have our first call.

[Scottish accent]: Laddie! I've got news!

The ghost ship has been spotted.

What ghost ship?

You have not read me book.

Blackmuzzle and his crew have been roaming the seas as ghosts

waiting for someone to find their sunken treasure.

And Ruffie, it's up to you to find it.

Me?

Yes, you.

And if I pledge me tartan socks,

could I have one of those tote bags?

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪ With Ruff Ruffman. ♪

Somebody want to tell me why we got cats singing?

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff And here come the contestants now!

He doesn't like chipmunks,

and chipmunks probably don't like him.

She can demi-plié

and grand jeté; it's ballet!

She taps her fingers when she's nervous.

And she's on a nationally televised high-stakes

reality game show, so tap away...

He says he's a good dancer,

but doesn't know how to dance.

She isn't fond of cream cheese.

He kind of likes the band, Journey, so...

[singing]: ♪ Don't stop believing.

And Sam!

Let's get an update on the scores.

In sixth place with points, DJ.

Noel, in fifth place with points.

Harsha, in fourth place with points.

Sammy, in third place with points.

Jay, in second place with points.

And Sam's still in first place with points.

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[Scottish accent]: And it has a ghost ship.

Thank you, Uncle.

You guys remember my Uncle McRuffmantosh, right?

ALL: Hi, Uncle McRuffmantosh.

Are these the wee pups you're sending

into terrible, horrible danger?

Don't worry, Uncle, it's fine.

I'm only going to send a couple of them, but first...

I need to send two other FETCHers to the store.

I've got lots of volunteers answering the phones,

and they've really worked up an appetite.

[Ruff groans, flies buzzing]

Okay... [clears throat].

Here's the deal, FETCHers.

My fridge is empty

and you can't man a phone without refreshments,

which brings us to Challenge Number One.

All right! Wow!

Sam and Harsha,

bring us snacks.

Your instructions and shopping list are in the mailbox,

so go... FETCH!

Bye, guys.

All right, see you guys later.

[Scottish accent]: Bring me back some Sheep Jerky.

[sniffing]

Go to the bottom of the sea

and retrieve the sunken treasure.

Blackmuzzle stole a precious treasure

from the Queen of England,

and hid it on the ocean bottom

in a three-lock treasure box.

Jay, Sammy, your plane tickets and a treasure map

are in the mailbox.

Go FETCH!

And don't forget,

you need to look for a lad named Llad.

[giggles]: Who? What?

Lad named Llad.

Bye, guys. See you!

As determined by the FETCH ,

Noel and DJ have stayed behind in the studio this week,

but they'll be eligible to win points

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

And don't forget Yeah.

the FETCH Fairness Guarantee is in full effect.

All the contestants will have competed

for the same number of points by the grand finale.

For the four kids out on the challenges,

up to points are at stake in the Triumph Tally.

So let's see how Sammy and Jay

are doing on their treasure hunt.

Hi, are you Llad?Hey, I am.

There's Llad.

He's a professional treasure hunter.

Ruff gave us a treasure map.

Actually, my uncle gave it to you.

I just passed it on on his behalf.

Thank you, laddie.

I don't get enough credit on this show.

Let's see what kind of clues you have.

JAY: The first one says:

That's interesting,

but, you know, I don't know much about mosquitoes.

My expertise is fish.

What?! Fish?

I thought we booked an experienced treasure hunter.

I don't want to go fishing.

Give him a chance, Ruffie.

He might have some information for us.

There is a fish

that eats mosquito larvae. Aha!

The mosquito-larvae eating fish. Almost.

Mosquito fish.

That could be what this clue refers to.

Ah, mosquito fish.

See, Ruffie, he is an expert.

Let's take a look at this map.

We have a Mangrove Forest.

We have a coral reef,

and what's this? SAMMY: Banana Reef?

ALL: Turtle Grass Meadow.

So we have different habitats.

Blossom, remind me what a habitat is, please.

Aha, a habitat is a place

where something lives and grows.

Kind of like my doghouse is for me.

What do you say? Let's go explore.

Let's do it!

But first, let's check on the snacks.

Harsha and Sam have made it.

I'm going to give them a call

now that they're at the grocery store.

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Hi, Sam!Hi, Ruff.

Hey, thanks for picking up those supplies for me.

I know the list is kind of long,

but your challenge is to see if you can find

everything in eight minutes.

We have eight minutes to get everything on the list.

Don't forget the chicken soup, guys.

We've got a big telethon here

lots of helpers to feed.

Off they go, eight minutes, items,

almost two items per minute.

Apple juice, great.

Now I need dog biscuits.

Well, I need the dog biscuits, but you need to get them.

We don't need cat food and dog food.

Don't worry about it; Blossom's fine.

Here it is. So I got bleach, too.

Let's go back.

Murray, you're not allowed

to ride in the cart.

Bag of flour. Oh, here they are.

What are you looking for?

I need to look for a bag of ice.

You might want to try

the enormous freezer behind you.

You know, the one that say "ICE" on it.

Two dozen eggs. Do you know where eggs are?

I don't know. I don't shop, I'm fed.

We did it!

Whoa.

Hi, Sam and Harsha.

How does she know their name?

'Cause it's my old buddy, Jodie.

She's a service manager at this store.

What's our time? What's our time?

Twelve minutes and three seconds.

[all groaning]

You didn't make it. You need to be faster,

'cause in the grocery store business, we do things fast.

And we also do things fast

in the pirate treasure hunting business.

LLAD: This is our boat.

And this is Captain Mike.

Mike, this is Sammy and Jay.

Nice to meet you. Pleasure.

Well, hello, party boat.

Boy, I bet Blackmuzzle didn't have

anything like this back in the day.

McRUFFMANTOSH: No, Ruffie, his boat

was much bigger.

This is what we call the mangrove forest.

It's so pretty.

It is really pretty,

and really calm and tranquil in here.

The keys are hidden under water.

Wait a minute-- there might be alligators out there.

So if you look at these mangrove plants,

we have leaves above,

but what do you see below the leaves?

SAMMY & JAY: Roots.Roots, exactly.

So if you're a fish, what do you need to survive?

Shelter. Shelter.

This would be a great place to hid out,

if you're a small fish.

What else do we need?

Food. Food.

The mosquitoes actually lay their eggs

on the surface on the water,

and the mosquito fish come up and feed on that.

Oh, I get it.

A habitat isn't just a place where an animal lives,

a habitat has everything an animal

needs to survive like: food, water, air,

shelter, cable TV...

What colors are they?

They'll be just kind of silvery colored,

but they have a little black marking

right under their eyes.

So we'll look for mosquito fish,

and then we'll look for the key.Yeah.

Sound good? Let's go.Okay. Whoo!

McRUFFMANTOSH: If they find the mosquito fish,

they'll find the first key.

[indistinct chatter]

Look, there's the mosquito fish!

The key must be

nearby.

LLAD: Take a look at this one.

RUFF: I don't like the look of this water.

You can't see what's living in those roots.

Maybe they shouldn't be in there.

[Sammy squealing]

Wait a minute, what's that?

SAMMY: I see it, I see it.

RUFF: Ha!

Jay found the first key.

SAMMY: My gosh, that is so cool.

One key down, two to go.

Awesome.

I need you to help me because...

one of my service clerks is on break,

and I need somebody to help bag some groceries.

Guess who that's going to be.

Cool.

All right. Here.

Got to double-bag, guys, double-bag.

Looks like we're done.Now, let's see how we did.

All right, let's get the professional opinion.

You got some cereal

and you got some eggs here on the bottom.

You want to make sure the eggs are placed properly.

You don't want them to get broken.

Ew... So the true test is...

you got to pick up the bags

and put them into the, the carriage.

Oh, that's not going to happen.

There's too much in that bag.

Yeah.

Too heavy.

Probably the marshmallows.

So we want to make sure that we bag them safely.

Want to put nice boxes like this on the sides

and want to put the eggs on the bottom

and keep all the light things with them.

Okay, we won't put anything heavy with them.

There you go. Ah, bread's nice and light.

What else can we put in there?SAM: Marshmallows.

The marshmallows. Wonderful.

Great job. Couple of quick lessons and boom-- those bags look great.

[phone rings]

I'm gonna give these guys a call.

Oh, hi, Ruff.Not so fast, buddy.

I want you to use your new bagging skills

on the general public.

We have to do some bagging for the general public.

[Harsha sighs]

JAY: The next clue is...

Sounds like sea fans and star corals to me.

McRUFFMANTOSH: Let's go, Llad, lad, and lassie.

Find that key number two.

RUFF: Wow, this key is way out there.

LLAD: Okay, guys, here we are.

We're out at the coral reef.

Yeah, it's so much prettier with the water

and everything clear.Oh, isn't it?

Clear water, away from the shore?

Looks like they're in the right place to find star coral.

Corals grow in a very specific habitat.

Some of the requirements of what they need...

Oh, I think I know them.

Well, a coral needs sunlight to grow

and it needs warm weather.

Clear water and low nutrients,

so typically we'd find coral reefs

out away from the shoreline

because near the shoreline, you get a lot of runoff.

See how they look?There's a lot.

Very large, kind of like a little mountain?

JAY & SAMMY: Yeah.

That's the entire coral colony.

Each coral animal is actually very small,

maybe a millimeter or two millimeters across.

Let's go down and see if we can find

any of these star corals

with the sea fan around,

and hopefully we'll see a key.

Let's find key number two.

[muffled exclamation]

Oh, my gosh!

McRUFFMANTOSH: What's the matter? That is so cool.

Cool or cold? I can't hear you with that thing in your mouth.

So cool, Ruff.

RUFF: All right, so they're looking for star corals.

McRUFFMANTOSH: And sea fans.

RUFF: Right, sea fans.

Wow, will you look at this coral habitat?

It is really different from the mangrove habitat.

Boy, it's going to be hard to find a key down here.

Wow, there's a lot of fish.

They need a traffic cop down there.

Whoa, back it up.

Look at the fan, I see it.

Fans? They're looking for fans.

McRUFFMANTOSH: That's part of the clue.

RUFF: Is that a star coral?

LLAD: Now, where there is one of these, there might be more.

Let's scope it out.

I know where it is.

McRUFFMANTOSH: Jay's found something.

He's got it, Ruffy, he's got it!

That was a great job. That was awesome.

I dropped it. What? Wait, oh.

RUFF: Oh, he dropped the key.

There it is.

Oh, this time, hang on to it, Jay.

McRUFFMANTOSH: Two down, one to go, Ruffy.

I got it, Ruff.

I got the key.

But we still need key number three.

RUFF: You're right, Uncle,

but first we have to do

the Half-Time Quiz Show.

All right, we're back at pledge headquarters where the phones

are ringing off the hook.

Did we pay the phone bill?

Okay, anyway, we're here with

DJ and Noel.

You guys ready for the Half-Time Quiz Show?

Yes. Yeah.

We have points available, you work together as a team,

you have seconds to answer as many questions as you can,

ten questions available at five points apiece.

Are you ready?

BOTH: Yes.

Then let the quiz begin.

Mangrove forest.Yes.

BOTH: Shelter and food.

Yes.

Fish.Yes.

NOEL & DJ: Eight minutes.

All right.

RUFF: True or false...

True. True. Excellent.

Plant.Yes!

Good job.

HARSHA: What are you looking for?

BOTH: Apple juice.

Correct.

Small, small.

It's about two centimeters.

[buzzing]Incorrect.

Light and...

BOTH: Clear water and light.

[buzzing]Incorrect.

Eggs and bread.Excellent.

And we are out of time.

FETCH , let's total up the points

and see what we got.

Eight out of ten--

that is a total of points.

Yeah.Nice job.

Let's go over what you missed.

How large is a coral animal?

You said one to two centimeters.

It is actually one to two millimeters long.

Also,

coral lives in water with what two properties?

You said clear water and light.

We were looking for clear water, which you got,

and water without too many nutrients.

But a good score-- eight out of ten, points.

Nicely done.

So... do Sam and Harsha have it in the bag?

Let's find out.

Remember all the things

we practiced, and don't break the eggs.

Okay. All right.

JODIE: Hi, how are you?

Good. How you doing?

SAM [laughing]: You're not going to be happy about this, Ruff.

Cat toys?

JODIE: Be careful with that pie.

The pie is safe.

Oh, flowers.

[singsongy]: Somebody's in love.

Meat.

Wow, we got a line.

Keep the chicken separate.

There you go, you got it. [laughs]

Wow, they're doing a really good job.

You like paper or plastic?

BOTH: Plastic.

Wait a minute, Sal.

I forgot something?

These are yours.

Have a nice day. Thank you.

This is so much fun, Ruff.

One more key to go, Uncle.

Next clue says...

They got to find the pantry of a grouper.

Right. Okay, that means nothing to me.

They're looking for the groupers.

What is that, some new band?

No, they're a fish, lad.

SAMMY: Maybe "Go find his pantry" is all the fish that he's eating.

RUFF: Cool.

I bet Banana Reef is a place

we can go find silverside minnows.

Yeah.All right.

For the key.Let's go check it out.

All right, let's do it. Let's do it.

The clue says the key is in the grouper's pantry,

and groupers eat the silverfish at Banana Reef.

That's where they're headed.

Okay, guys, here we are, this is Banana Reef.

Ooh, I see silverfish.

Man, there's lots of 'em.

Hey, have you seen a key lying around?

Whoa, hello, wouldn't want to mess with them.

[gasping]: There's a grouper.

McRUFFMANTOSH: We must be close to that third key now.

Jay, I found the key! See it?

RUFF: Sammy spotted the third key, Uncle.

SAMMY: Okay.

McRUFFMANTOSH: She's gone to get it, lad.

No, she's not.

[gasps]

I can't.

You think you can get down there?

I don't know.It's far.

All right, give it a sh*t and let's see.

RUFF: Come on, Jay.

You can do it, buddy.

He's got it!

McRUFFMANTOSH: Great job, laddie. [cheering]

They found the third key.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hey, guys, it's Ruff.HARSHA: Hey, what's up?

Feeling pretty good, feeling pretty confident, huh?

Yeah, I guess. Sure.

Well, just you look over that way.

Your worst nightmare is over there,

right behind those tumbleweeds.

Hey, nice touch there on the tumbleweeds, Murray.

I-I hope you didn't spend too much on them.

Anyway, this is Scott.

He's the fastest bagger in South Central Massachusetts.

He's here to challenge you to a bagging showdown.

No way.

Don't break the eggs.

That's, uh, that's all I got for you.

All right. Okay.

Let's see.

Whoa, look at him go.

Wow.

He's like a machine.

Look at him-- no expression.

You can almost hear the wind on his arms.

[Ruff makes whooshing noises]

Wow!

seconds.

Done. Have a nice day. Ruff.

We're in trouble; let me see.

And let's look at where you've been.

SAMMY: Mangrove Forest.

LLAD: Mangrove Forest.

JAY: Star of the Sea.

Star of the Sea.

Banana Reef. Banana Reef.

And now we're at the Turtle Grass Meadow.

[Sammy reading]

What's a conch, Blossom?

A marine mollusk?

Well, what's that? Oh.

[reading]

That's pretty cool.

This particular area

is very shallow sea grass bottom.

In the sea grass, we'll look for the conch,

but there's something else on here as well.

ALL: Sunken Cannon.

I know that up in front of us,

there's an area where there's an old cannon

from a Spanish galleon,

and if we're looking for treasure...

Maybe it will be there.

That's got to be it-- what are the odds

there's another cannon lying around?

So, we'll look for a conch

in the sea grass, leading us to the cannon.

Well, now, you guys

are gonna race the best bagger...

So, Harsha, are you ready?Uh-huh.

On your mark, get set, go.

RUFF: Go, Harsha, go!

You, sir, are no match for my FETCHers.

All right, you're kind of a match.

You're a little bit of a match.

You're actually...

still no match,

but it's in the other direction.

Go, Harsha, go!

Don't break the eggs.

What have we got?

seconds. SAM: Oh, that's pretty good.

Okay, not , but still very good.

On your mark, get set, go.

All right, Sam, let's go, baby.

RUFF: ♪ Disco baggin'

♪ Disco baggin'

♪ Put the mustard in

♪ Ha, and the bread on top

♪ Bread on top

♪ Open up the bag

♪ Put in the can

♪ Another can

♪ And don't break the eggs

What have we got?It was a minute and three seconds.

Ah, cool. You guys are a good team.

Great job, guys, a minute and three.

Oh, it wasn't , but hey,

you're not even old enough to work there yet.

Whoo! All right. Nice.

Ruff's gonna be looking for you guys.

Here's something for him.

Pigs' ears, Ruff.

Pig ears.

Great.

Yeah, you can keep them.

See you at Studio G, Ruff.

Now, Ruffy, it's time to find the treasure chest.

SAMMY: Jay, do you see them?

RUFF: Is that the treasure?

It is so cool!

Look at this, Ruff.

Hey, look, a conch-- oh, must be getting close.

SAMMY: So, there are kind of a lot over here,

so maybe we should go that way.

Maybe they're pointing.

Yeah, let's go forward.

Jay's on the move.

Is that a shark?

What is that?! What is that?!

Oh, a sea urchin.

Nope, nope.

Too many scary creatures in this habitat.

This is why I don't go in the ocean.

[muffled]: Cannon!I see it, I see it.

The treasure's here?

They found the cannon.

UNCLE: Keep looking, sonny.

Oh, there's the chest, Ruffy!

Hey, it looks really heavy.

How are we gonna get it up?

Well, I'll tell you what, guys, I'll go down,

and I'll bring it up, and then all three of us

can take it to the boat. SAMMY: Okay.

RUFF: Wow, that thing is super heavy.

I wonder what's in it.

UNCLE: Oh, treasures beyond your wildest fantasies, Ruff.

Captain Mike, they found the treasure.

All right, good.

All right.

Everybody lift-- ready?

Go.

UNCLE: The three-lock treasure box.

Now they can use the three keys to open it up.

Good job.

Now, you guys did a great job.

Thank you.I can't wait to hear what's in the treasure box.

I know.

Don't open it there, guys.

Bring it back to Studio G.

All right, see you back at Studio G, Ruff.

And we'll bring the treasure with us.

See you in a few days; we're gonna swim back.

No, no, no, come back now.

Guys!

Hi, and welcome back to the telethon.

I'm Ruff Ruffman,

here with Blossom and Chet,

waiting for your phone calls

and waiting for some food.

Welcome back, Sam and Harsha.

Yummy!

Hi, guys.

Just put the groceries right over by the wagon.

I will have Murray pick them up in a shake.

Okay. All right.

Thank you very much.

And who's right behind our baggers?

The diving duo, Jay and Sammy.

Hey, guys. Hey. What's up, guys?

Ooh, a treasure chest.

Very exciting.

So, should we open the treasure chest

now, Uncle? JAY: Yes.

What, and keep Sam and Harsha

waiting for their points?

Nay, man, bring on that Triumph Tally!

RUFF: Uh...

either he said, uh, "Bring on Mike O'Malley"

or "Bring on the Triumph Tally."

I'm gonna go with "Triumph Tally".

All right. All right.

We start with Sam and Harsha.

I need dog biscuits.

RUFF: You divided and conquered the grocery list.

Good thinking.

And then, you were brave enough

to take onthe best bagger of the East,

and you brought back snacks to our very busy

phone answering volunteers.

Yes, very busy.

That's gonna get you points!

[cheering] SAM: We did it.

But, alas, you didn't finish the timed race in time.

minutes and three seconds.

That's a five-point deduction,

leaving you still with a very respectable points.

Yeah. All right.Good job, guys.

Uncle, do you think it's time?

Aye, let's have us a gander at that treasure chest.

Yeah. All right.

Jay, Sammy, you have the three keys.

Open away.

Got it!

Yes, what's inside?

[kids expressing wonder]

A bejeweled tennis ball?

Are you kidding me?

Now we can return the stolen treasure

to the Queen of England and lift the pirate curse.

Let's get these pups some points.

[cheering]They should get a whole bagpipe's worth of points.

Uh, I think a bagpipe's worth is, uh,

points on the open market.

[cheering] Nice.

But is that all the points

a dog can give?

KIDS: No!

What...

Wait, Ruffy. What?

Well, I'm on the show so infrequently.

Can't I say it?

Sure, Uncle, go ahead.

[laughter]

What time is it?

KIDS: Bonus points!

Yes-- Sam...

you picked up that box of tacos

when you could have just left them.

That one noble act

has moved me so much,

you're getting today's ten bonus points.

[cheering]

And that means...

Sam, with points,

you're today's daily winner.

[cheering][Ruff laughing]

Now, Sam, I have here

two identical very handy FETCH! tote bags.

Under one tote bag, a treasure

any pirate would want to plunder.

Under the other, a prize that will make you say,

"Arrgh!"

So, which is it going to be?I don't know.

I think I'm gonna do "A".

"A"!

"A" it is.

Sam, normally I put the prize in the mailbox,

but sometimes the prize

is too big for the mailbox.

Ooh. So, guess what?

What?See the bull's-eye

on the wall to your left?Yeah.

Under the bull's-eye,

you will find your prize.

Go, go get it!

Okay.

Open it, hurry up.

[laughing]

One sec, one sec... stay where you are.

Whoo-hoo! Sweet![kids laughing]

UNCLE: That's right, laddie.

It's a paper bag pirate puppet.

It's awesome, Ruff.I made it myself.

Arrgh, I earned me ten bonus points today.

Nicely done.

From here in Studio G, I'm Ruff Ruffman,

this is my Uncle McRuffmantosh, and we're out of here.

UNCLE: Good-bye, laddies and lasses.

[kids saying good-bye]

A th Century jeweled tennis ball!

Don't break it.

Not to worry, Uncle.

Using this tote bag as a reusable grocery bag,

I can get the queen her ball back

and send her some cereal and lettuce.

Chet, mailbox.

UNCLE: Phew.

Well, that's a relief.

You know, this whole ghost pirate thing...

seriously, Uncle, ghost pirates?

[phone ringing]Ooh, a pledger.

[screams] The ghost of Blackmuzzle!

Yaargh! And I wanted to thank ye.

Oh, and, uh, what do I have to do

to get that nifty FETCH! keychain?

I've got a few doubloons.



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