04x09 - How Not to Impress the Press

[bunniefuu]

Big day, Blossom.

Yes, I still haven't found the Helmet of Victory,

and the cat grooming shows are whooping us in the ratings,

but that's about to change.

I've just landed a major photo spread

in Canine Weekly magazine. "The Real Ruff Ruffman."

They're gonna get a glimpse of the dog behind the dog.

Is he as charming and handsome as he seems on TV?

Turns out he's handsomer.

What's this?

Oh, it's a beauty cream.

Let's see... old shoe, eye of newt,

a little ketchup.

Chet, did you get a turkey feather?

A turkey vulture feather?

Oh, close enough.

Where'd I get the recipe?

From Enchantment Weekly.

To enchant means to charm.

And that's exactly what I'm going to do

with these reporters:

charm them with my beauty.

Oh, they're almost here.

Better slather on the cream.

[bird-like voice]: There, how do I look?

What? Why are you making that face?

[screaming]

I look like a turkey vulture! In glasses!

Oh, to enchant also means "To cast a magic spell"?

This magazine's for sorcerers?

[squawks]

Okay, no problem.

There's time to wear off the spell before the...[doorbell ringing]

...reporters come!

Chet, don't let them in!

Okay, this could be a problem. [squawks]

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate ♪

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

It rolls off the tongue.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

You know, I bet Arthur doesn't have to deal

with stuff like this.

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff RuffmanAnd here come the contestants now.

He gets annoyed when people are talking and trail off

in the middle of a...

But, oh... oh, Isaac.

Her favorite smell in the world:

it's her own mother.

Well, don't change your soap, Mom.

Liza.

Don't call her squeamish.

She can bait a hook with a live worm.

Bethany.

He's happy to do any chore in the house

except clean the bathroom.

Brian.

He can raise his eyebrows individually.

Sterling.

She'd be embarrassed if she cried in public.

Oh, just wait for that onion-chopping challenge.

Talia.

Let's get an update on the scores.

Brian in sixth place with points.

Talia down to fifth with .

Liza up to fourth with .

Bethany up to third with -/.

Isaac up to second with -/.

And Sterling still in first with -/ points.

[squawks]

What happened, Ruff?

You look like a turkey.

Hello, FETCHers.ISAAC: How did this happen?

What mess did you get into this time?

Oh, man, let me tell you.

I did not have a good morning.I can see that.

I'm losing in the ratings to these cat grooming shows.

So I was trying to improve my image

by getting my picture in a magazine.

When I was trying to get ready for my photo sh**t,

the beauty cream I made turned me into a turkey vulture.

So now I'm going to need your help, guys.

Okay. Okay.Great.

There's not much time.

Because Canine Weekly

is hitting the newsstands at any moment.

So Brian, Isaac, Bethany, Talia, Liza, and Sterling...

Everyone.All of us.

Yes. This is Norm Smith, and he's waiting

for all of you to retrieve your instructions

from the mailbox,

so, go fetch!

All right. All right.Bye, Ruff.

Bye, guys.ALL: Bye, Ruff.

Good luck with the whole... head.

Ah, I even sound awful.

With the six kids out on our challenge today,

up to points are at stake

and my reputation in the Triumph Tally.

So, let's go swoop in on our FETCHers.

[electrical crackling][screaming]

Okay, lotion, you can wear off now, please.

Hey, are you Norman?

I am Norman.

So, we're gonna see a turkey vulture today.

All righty. [squawks]

Let's get a closer look at these birds.

Take a peek through the door there.

TALIA: It's so pretty.

But it smells. Oh...

SMITH: Hey, what do you notice about this bird?

He has, like, a big nose.It's like slender.

SMITH: Right, you see a head that has no feathers on it.

Yeah.

Now, the vulture eats dead animals,

so, he has no feathers on his head

so that when he eats those dead animals

that are all gushy,

it doesn't stick to his feathers.

Ugh. Something tells me my viewers don't want

to be eating a meal during this episode.

SMITH: So, how do you think he finds dead animals?

Look at how big his nostrils are.He smells it!

And it actually uses

that sense of smell to find those dead animals.

STERLING: Doesn't it smell like really bad, though?

It smells really bad.

But does it smell bad for them?

But to them, it smells good because that's dinner.

Well, when you think about it, we eat dead things, too.

We just cook and prepare the things better.

Except now that I'm a vulture,

I'm only allowed to eat raw, rotten, dead things.

Why is that appealing to me right now?

[squawking]

[vulture hissing]He keeps sneezing.

That's not sneezing. That's actually hissing.

And he's hissing because he's irritated.

The vultures have a defense mechanism

where they vomit.

What? Eww.

And they projectile about

feet what they've eaten the day before.

Projectile!

So, the vomit will sh**t straight out feet.

Ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up.

Is it gonna vomit into us?

We've gotta be very quiet

'cause we don't want that to happen.

Ruff, how would you like it

if we came back to Studio G covered in puke?

No, no, no! We do not want anyone

getting puked on here!

This is turning into a public relations nightmare for me!

[squawking]

Now, in addition to the bird vomiting,

they have some other unique adaptations as well.

What exactly is an adaptation?

It's a body component

or a way the bird is actually built that allows it to survive

in a certain environment that it lives.

What do you guys do when it gets hot out?

Sweat. Sweat.

Well, you can imagine that if a bird started to sweat,

its feathers would get very wet

and he'd get heavy and he wouldn't be able to fly.

So, the vulture actually go to

the bathroom on their legs. What?

Which are all scaly and exposed and what happens is,

when the wind blows by, it evaporates

that pee and poop off its legs

and actually helps to keep him cool.

What? Oh!

ALL: Eww!

Ruff, that's gross!

What are you looking at me for? It's not what I do!

So, you don't think much of these vultures, do you?

No! Not at all.

Ugh, what next?!

I gotta get you kids out of there.

I think it's time to try and find

some turkey vultures out in the wild.

I have this urge to watch them from up here!

[squawking]

Whoa, I'm fine.

Now we're up on a hilltop.

Now we're going to look for turkey vultures,

see if we can find them soaring around.

Got a bird right over here soaring.

That's a redtail hawk.

How can you tell the difference

between the two just by looking?

Turkey vultures fly with a dihedral.

They hold their wings up in a "V" shape.

And they do a lot of floating,

a lot of rocking back and forth like this.

Let's see if we can scan around

and look for some turkey vultures.

Nice view!

Do you usually see a lot of these daily?

Some days you see a lot and some days you don't see any at all.

They can appear and disappear really quickly.

Ooh, the Henry hotline.

Hi, Henry, how's it...? What?

Oh, you saw my photo spread?

Oh, that is not a good look for me.

What's that, Henry?

Am I really a vulture?

[laughing, squawking]

[clears throat] What was that?

Uh, nothing. Blossom had a hairball.

You can relax there. I am % dog.

What? That fact has never relaxed you?

Oh.

My audience has dropped off %?!

[squawking] Don't worry, sir!

My FETCHers are on it!

Okay, think, Ruffman, think!

I'll give the FETCHers a call.

[phone ringing]Oh, I think it's Ruff.

All right, conference call, you guys.

My reputation is on the line.

And I've heard all this bad stuff about turkey vultures,

so, I need you guys to help

improve the turkey vulture's reputation,

[squawking] and of course, improve my reputation.

Okay.

Norm will help you. Good luck.

ALL: Okay, Ruff.

All right, guys, we're gonna help out Ruff.

We're gonna break up into two teams.

The two girls against the three boys.

Seeing Bethany's still

back looking at the other turkey vulture.

And we're gonna write down

what we've learned about turkey vultures.

All those icky, gooey things.

And then we're gonna see if we can think of some things

that are really good for their reputation.

Good luck there.

They're scavengers,

so they eat dead, like, animals, already dead.

Okay, that's gross.

Also, like, their head is bald so that the gore

from the dead animals and stuff

doesn't get stuck in the feathers.

So, they like, they're like, kind of ugly.

Okay, we haven't found anything nice.

Do they like to knit? Are they good at lacrosse?

That they vomit on you.

Actually, that might be good for them.

All these things are good for them, like vomiting on predators

will make the predators go away.

Hissing gives the predators a warning signAre these good

to get away.for us or good for the turkeys?

That's a very good point.

Even though these things might seem bad to us,

they are really good and important

for the turkey vulture.

Aren't we trying to do things that are, like,

bad for their reputation?

Well, bad for their reputation, yeah.

So, you're writing down some things that are bad about them,

but it's good to think about these things

and think that these animals need to have those adaptations

in order to survive.

Okay, so we have to turn their bad qualities

somehow into good qualities.

Impossible?

[squawks] Probably.

What about all those dead animals that are out there?

What would happen if the turkey vultures

weren't around to eat them?

Dead animals smell a lot.

It would be pretty smelly out there.

So, these guys are actually

like the garbage disposals of the natural world.

Air freshener.

An air freshener!

There's one good thing.

Hey, Blossom, I'm going to get you one for your litter box.

[laughing]

[squawks]

Another interesting thing about turkey vultures

that they're really good for is they eat dead animals

that have diseases and things

and those diseases don't affect the turkey vulture.

They have really strong digestive enzymes

that actually can digest and k*ll that bacteria

so, they actually help keeping those diseases

from spreading from animal to animal, as well.

Wait, that's a good thing, too.

That's two good points.

Blossom, put that mirror down.

Now, why would you do that?

If you upset me, I'll throw up on you.

[squawks]

And the next thing that we're going to do for Ruff

is we're going to actually create

a campaign about what's good for the turkey vultures,

so we're going to take the cameras to sh**t your spokesmodel.

For the campaign?NORM: Yes.

Who is it?TALIA: Yeah, who is it?

Who is it, you ask?

And here is the hero of our story:

the tremendous

turkey vulture!

Look at this majestic...

[Ruff makes vomiting noises]

Oh, Blossom!

Oh, sweet biscuits.

Our hero just threw .

Okay. There's Robin.

Uh, she helps rescue turkey vultures

for the Audubon Society.

Oh...

Do you know Ruff Ruffman?

I do, actually.

I need you all to put one of these on.

Why? Is the turkey vulture going to puke on them, too?

It's the Gumby posse.

Ew!

LIZA: Ew, you just stepped in it.

ROBIN: I think our spokesperson has been here.

That's nasty!

That's pretty solid mouse parts in there.

Mouse parts?

No, Chet, don't lolook!

Agh! This is the most disgusting FETCH! challenge ever.

I better give these guys a call.[line ringing]

Hello?

Hey, Sterling!Hey, Ruff.

Oh, listen. I need you to get the best sh*ts

of our turkey vulture if that's even possible.

'Cause you're going to need them

for the next part of your challenge.

All right. Bye, Ruff.Bye, Ruff.

This particular turkey vulture has been living here

at Drumlin Farm for years.

It's kind of scary when he opens his wings.

ROBIN: His right wing is actually broken.

Right here, right here. Do it.

Get the wings open.

ROBIN: Most likely, he was hit by a car.

Because what are they eating?

Dead animals.Where are we finding dead animals?

It's roadkill on the side of the road

or in the road.

[squawks]Oh, get a picture.

ISAAC: That would have been an awesome sh*t.

Yes, I got it!

He seems like he acts like he's on a photo sh**t.

He's very fabulous.

TALIA: He's ugly a little bit.

Not ugly, attractive disorder.

LIZA: I actually don't think he's that bad.

I think that's a compliment.

Oh, here comes his good side.

Yeah, right there. Oh, look right at me, buddy.

TALIA: Smile for the camera.

Okay, guys, if you want

to come over here.

Okay, so, I need your ponchos.

And then you are off

to an ad agency to finish

the rest of your assignment.

So, good luck!Really?

Advertising!

That's how I'm going to make sure that I get a great image

as a turkey vulture.

It worked for the Slip & Stick slug slide.

[squawks]

RUFF: And there's Andrew.

Hello. ANDREW: Hi there!

I'm Andrew Gratham, the CEO of Allen and Gerritsen.

An ad agency basically helps companies

or products present themselves with the best possible image.

So your challenge today

is to convince people

that turkey vultures are a great thing.

You're going to work with a copywriter

and an art director

who are going to help you develop an ad campaign,

and then at the end of the day, you're going

to make a presentation,

and a group of people are going to decide

which has the best campaign.

And there'll be one team that's a winner,

and one team that loses.

Come follow me. Let's go. Let's go, guys.

The turkey vulture's reputation

and my reputation are at stake here.

Hi there.

Welcome to A&G.

I'm Katherine. I'm the copywriter.

So, I do all the words for all the ads that we do:

TV scripts, radio scripts, stuff like that.

And I'm Ryan, and I'm the art director.

So, I'm in charge of how everything looks--

all the visual side of ads that we put together.

In advertising you can never tell a lie,

but you can sort of focus

on the highlights, the good points of it.

So, what are some of the sort of good things

that you guys have learned about the turkey vulture?

They freshen the airYeah.

'cause they eat the dead animals

and so they stop, like, the odors.Yeah.

'Cause they stink really bad.

The best thing to do as a first step

is to take all the positive points

and we'll toss 'em up on the board

and come up with some big idea.

RUFF: Okay, now let's check in with the boys,

who are working with George the copywriter

and Pat the art director.

We want to brainstorm some ideas

about why someone would be interested in a turkey vulture.

So, what makes the turkey vulture cool?

That they get rid of, like, dead animals.

And they get rid of the smell, too.

So, they're very helpful.

It's almost like they're superheroes.

That could be an interesting concept.

Yeah, we should make it like a super turkey vulture.

GEORGE: See? And that's why brainstorming is cool,

'cause immediately it starts

conjuring up visuals that you can use for your ad later.

And that'll help you pick out

which one of the pictures that you took

is the best one to use.

STERLING: I like this one because it's close-up,

and it's like clear.

ISAAC: I like the ones where he's standing

on something like right there. It...

You want to make sure that it's in focus.

Yeah. And it's got a good representation

of what the bird looks like.

Just please don't use any sh*ts of them vomiting.

[squawks]

ISAAC: That's really good,

because it's nice and bright.

And it gives you a full picture of what the head looks like

and what all the good feathers look like.

RUFF: Ooh, Isaac is right.

That's a really good sh*t right there.

So, check.

All right, so we have six pictures.

GEORGE: Creating an ad is all about getting a lot of stuff,

and then whittling it down until you get the best stuff.

RYAN: Right now what we need to do is think of some fun ideas

so we can take those messages and turn it into something

that's going to get people's attention.

BETHANY: Maybe we could

talk about how people don't really notice them

and what they do for us.

'Cause some people might be thinking about,

"Well, this bird can't have that much of an impact

on how clean the environment is."

That is what's driving our whole campaign today.

Because people don't know how great these birds are,

and you won't know just from looking at them.

So the ad that you're going to create

is going to tell people exactly that.

All right, I'm starting to feel a little better here.

There are some great ideas being tossed around.

RYAN: And now we need to decide

which image we want to use there.

BETHANY: I like this one,

because it looks like he's looking out,

and not looking like away.

LIZA: Me and Talia voted this one.

We liked it better because, like, you can see the bird

and you-- if you cropped it off

you can put a mountain range.

And it could just be, like, sitting in, like,

kind of like the corner--

like it's watching over the world.

'Cause that makes people feel like protected. Sure.

I mean, I-I like the side view idea,

but this one you have to put everything in one place.

You can't scatter it everywhere.

And he looks like he's looking at all of it.

But the one thing I like most about this one--

you still get the effect that the bird is there.

But with yours you kind of lose

the bird and all the big backdrop.

TALIA: 'Cause the ad is about the bird.

Ruff, you're the client. What do you think we should do?

RUFF: I don't know.

But I do know that your ad's much better

than what I had in mind,

which was making a vulture swimsuit calendar.

[squawking]

In a perfect world, we would try

to consolidate it down to one image

that the majority of people think is the best.

RYAN: Sometimes we have to make decisions very quickly

and just sort of move forward with it.

Does that bum you out, Bethany?

Yes.

I promise we'll make an ad

that you're confident to get up there

and present this afternoon. Yeah.

You're going to feel great about this, Bethany.

And at least you don't have an urge to eat roadkill.

Like I do right now.

[sobbing]: What is wrong with me?

[squawking]

Now that we have our layout,

we're going to bring it to Dave who's going to bring it to life.

Hey, Dave. Hey.

Okay, so what we're thinking of doing,

is we're going to take this picture here,

and we're going to kind of blow it up.

And we want it to kind of fade out into the white.

And take this picture

and make it smaller and put it right here,

and then the headline,

and then the smaller picture and description.

Got it.

Okay, thanks.Thank you.

Thanks, guys.Can't wait to see how it turns out.

So, Dave is going to take the boys' idea,

and then format it on the computer

into a nice-looking ad.

All right, girls, ready to see the final ad

before your presentation?GIRLS: Yeah!

[gasps]

Oh, my gosh!

It's awesome! Oh, my gosh.

Oh, the girls are happy, including Bethany.

It is so good!

See, Bethany, they said you'd like it.

I think you guys have a great ad.

I think you guys have put a lot of work into your presentation,

but what's most important is that you go in,

and you sell it with enthusiasm.

Yes.

All right, let's see how the boys did.

The board's ready.

Nice! Cool.

That looks awesome!

That's really going to be a great presentation right there.

I think we definitely have a chance.

Girls going down.I think we do.

Whoa, this is an intense group.

Hi, my name is Amy, and I am the moderator,

and today we're going to be talking about turkey vultures.

And I am going to play a video for you now.

This is a turkey vulture.

It's been called nature's ugly cleanup crew.

Its head's bald and perfectly formed

to insert itself into dead animals, which it eats.

[kids laughing]They poop on their legs

[kids groaning]and throw up the dead things they eat,

and fling it through projectile vomit

at their enemies.RUFF: Ok.

Must we look at that againin?

Okay, the focus group reaction is not good.

What are some words that come to mind

when you think of turkey vultures?

Gross.

A turkey vulture's funny

in some ways.

Like, when it vomits, it looks funny.

[laughter]

Really, really disturbing.

Really disgusting.

Absolutely revolting.

Our focus group does not like the turkey vultures.

Sounds like you guys have some pretty strong opinions formed

about the turkey vulture.

Do you think your minds could ever be changed?

ALL: No. No way.

So, let's see if your minds can be changed.

I want to introduce to you the first team of FETCHers.

RUFF: So here come the boys.

So we feel that turkey vultures are very underrated birds,

but a lot of people don't know of their heroic abilities.

RUFF: Heroic?

So we thought that we would

show everyone how much of a superhero these birds really are.

"Turkey vultures:

ridding the world of roadkill, one carcass at a time."

Wow! A superhero theme!

"The heroic turkey vulture has many amazing abilities.

"It protects the world by eating dead animals

"that carry diseases harmful to humans.

"Its digestive system makes it impervious

to disease carried by dead carcasses."

The turkey vulture has a special enzyme,

and that enzyme kills off the bacteria

and viruses and other germs

that would create diseases for someone like humans.

And also, when it rains,

the diseases that are carried by the dead animals

can actually be washed into the ground

and can eventually, possibly end up in your water supply.

But turkey vultures prevent that from happening.

In conclusion, the turkey vultures are very heroic

and make the world a safer and better place.

RUFF: Yes! Awesome!

Look at that: round of applause.

Nicely done.

What were some of the positive things

you saw about this ad?

I thought the boys were very professional,

and they got the point across, and they just...

They got it into our brains that they help the world.

RUFF: Good.

And I liked how they showed, um, every detail

of how they protected us.

About, like, how we could get sick

if the disease drained through the ground

into our water.

So, would you say

that this ad changed your opinion

of the turkey vulture?

[all voice assent]

RUFF: Yes! They all said yes!

Okay, now it's time for the girls.

We decide in our ad to show how beautiful the world is

thanks to the turkey vulture.

TALIA [reading]:

RUFF: Oh, that is just brilliant!

TALIA: "Don't judge a turkey vulture by its feathers.

"Yes, turkey vultures eat dead animals,

"but by doing so, they help nourish the soil,

"freshen the air and keep diseases out of the water.

"So look at the beautiful world around you,

and thank a turkey vulture."

Even though a turkey vulture

isn't beautiful,

what it does is really beautiful.

We used all of the elements

that the turkey vulture helps: water, earth, and air.

Can't read your own handwriting?

[laughing]

We hope our ad has inspired you

to think differently about turkey vultures.

And please, vote for our ad.

Thank you. Yes!

RUFF: Oh, turkey vulture,

I have misjudged you.

But I'd still rather have

Ruff Ruffman's head back.

How long before this potion wears off, anyway, Blossom?

[squawking]

What do you think? Has your opinion changed?

It showed that, like, don't judge a book by its cover.

RUFF: That's right.

'Cause even if they are scary,

they do do a part in cleaning up the environment.

I liked the presentation,

but they really didn't explain it.

They just said they eat dead animals,

and that, by doing so, they make the world cleaner.

I mean, how does that help by eating dead animals?

AMY: Can you raise your hand if they changed your mind?

RUFF: All of them raised their hands,

even though one of the boys wasn't so sure.

They changed their minds!

AMY: Can each of you write which ad was more persuasive--

the boys' or the girls'?

Ruff, we're waiting for the results.

And it's really nerve-racking.

Personally, I would have been less nervous

if it were adults. Yeah.

Well, you want to hear what your peers think.

And at least your peers don't eat rotting animals.

[squawks]

AMY: So, a lot of positive, constructive feedback

on each of the campaigns.

So, now,

there has to be a winner.

RUFF: Yes. Who?

[whimpering]

AMY: By a vote of...

seven to two,

the winner is...

RUFF: A clear-cut winner.

Who is it?

The boys.

[cheering]

RUFF: Oh! Victory for the gentlemen.

Now, send me in that winning ad

so I can get it in the next edition of Canine Weekly.

Good job.

You guys all did an amazing job.

Thanks so much, everyone.

[all chattering]

See you back in Studio G, Ruff.

Come on, guys.

RUFF: That's right, Isaac.

I'll see you guys back at Studio G.

[screaming]

They're getting a good reputation

for making good reputations.

The PR posse: Isaac, Sterling,

Brian, Liza, Talia, and Bethany.

Hey, guys.

Welcome back, guys.

You guys

can make tapeworms look good.

[Ruff squawking]

[laughing]

I mean, my reputation is going

through the roof.

The ratings are going to jump. I just know it.

Good job, guys!

Turkey vultures across America say...

[squawks] ...thank you.

You're welcome.

And I say, let's get you some points.

ALL: Yeah!

We start with Brian, Sterling, and Isaac.

Of course.

Outstanding ad, expert presentation.

The diseases that are carried by the dead animals can actually

be washed into the ground

and can possibly end up in your water supply.

[yelling]

[Ruff clears throat]

points!

Yeah! Nice guys.

RUFF: Talia, Bethany, Liza.

Today's challenge wouldn't have soared

if it wasn't for your high-wattage enthusiasm.

Yes, I got it!

RUFF: Enough for points!

Yeah. Yeah.

That's good.

But is that all the points

a dog can give?

ALL: No!

What time is it?

ALL: Bonus points!

I got ten bonus points going.

[Ruff squawks]

[Ruff clears throat]

Uh, going to the contestant

who knew what he wanted

and picked the photo I would have picked.

That's really good because it's nice and bright.

RUFF: Isaac! Oh!

With whomping points,

you're today's daily winner.

[cheering]

Now, Isaac, I have here two samples

I've collected from turkey vultures.

I won't mention what these samples are, but lucky for you,

I've concealed them in these boxes.

Under one,

a fabulous prize.

Under the other, another sample from a turkey vulture.

So, which will it be: turkey vulture sample

A or B?

B. Go for B.

A. A.

I've done B a lot,

so I think I'll go for A.

Please step to the the mailbox and retrieve your prize.

[chattering]

It's an... envelope.

"Isaac, you have won ten

passes to the movies!"

What?!

[cheering]

That's awesome, Ruff!

You're gonna take all five of us, right?Oh, of course.

That's all the time we have for today's show.

I'm Ruff Ruffman.

Until next time...

[squawks]

I have a craving for a small mouse.

Chet!

Don't eat Chet!

RUFF: Chet, come here!

No, don't eat Chet!

Oh, Chet, I was kidding.

ALL: Bye. Bye, Ruff.

Bye! Bye!

Phew!

Now, that was an exhausting day.

I thought that spell would never wear off.

I'm gonna spend the rest of the day just catching some rays.

Chet, can you bring my suntan lotion?

Hey, Henry. What?!

The vulture special was so successful

my ratings went through the roof?!

That's great!

But they want me to continue to look like a turkey vulture?!

No go, Henry.

I am a dog, and a dog I will stay.

[squawks]

Or-Or you know what, Henry?

Let-Let me think about it.

Not the lotion I had in mind, Chet!



[Ruff scat-singing]

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

[Ruff scat-singing]

[Ruff singing like a cat]

[Ruff singing like a dog]

[Ruff singing like cat hissing, dog barking]

[Ruff trilling, yells]

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪