04x10 - How to Break the Ice and Also Waddle On It

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04x10 - How to Break the Ice and Also Waddle On It

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♪ I've got a box full of biscuits ♪

♪ And Saturday's coming. ♪

Oh, hi. I'm Ruff Ruffman,

and I cannot wait for this weekend!

It's a Charlton Chihuahua movie marathon on Channel .

I'm not moving from this chair till Monday.

Oh, no. Not the A-R-G-S-H-A-A-B-P-O meeting!

Now my weekend's ruined.

What's ARGSHAABPO?

The Animal Reality Game Show Host

and Aquatic Bird Performer Organization, obviously.

I have to go to the annual convention,

and I'm not looking forward to it.

Last year was so awkward.

I never know how to talk to penguins.

Nice weather we're having.

Nice and warm.

What's not to like about warm weather?

Oh, right.

Always putting my foot in my mouth.

Another herring.

Boy, they really go all out on the meals here.

I mean, uh... you probably think it's tasty.

It's awful!

I have a much easier time talking to Chet.

Hey, Chet, how's it going?

Okay.

But at least you like talking to me, right, Blossom?

Blossom?

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate ♪

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

It rolls off the tongue.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

Blossom, you want to remind me why I hired Chet?

♪ FETCH! ♪

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff RuffmanAnd here come the contestants now.

He doesn't like raw salmon--

Brian!

She enjoys walking on treadmills.

Not a very moving story--

Talia!

His mom calls him "Scoop", and he doesn't know why--

Sterling!

The smell of seafood makes her sick--

Liza!

His mother was once a cheerleader.

She's at home now shouting,

"Go, Isaac!"

Ethanybay speaks fluent Pig Latin...

uh, wait a minute, actually it's

Bethany!

Let's get an update on the scores.

Brian in fifth place with points,

Talia in fourth with ,

Liza in third with ,

Bethany in second with and a half points,

and Isaac and Sterling tied for first

with -and-a-half points.

Hello, FETCHers.

CONTESTANTS: Hey, Ruff.

Welcome back to Studio G.

I hope you're comfortable.

Yeah. Good to be back.Definitely.

Hey, uh, Sterling?Yeah?

Why does your mom call you "Scoop"?

I don't know.

All right, what about you, Liza?

You don't like the smell of seafood?

No, it just makes me really sick-- I have no idea why.

That's a shame. Did I tell you Blossom here

eats a lot of sushi and she swears by it,

but I like my Chinese food.

I like egg rolls.I love egg rolls!

I think we can all agree that Chinese food is awesome.

CONTESTANTS: Yeah!I love Chinese food.

Excellent. See, now, I have no problem

talking with my FETCHers--

you guys are great,

but it's a whole different story

when I'm at the ARGSHAABPO convention.

You guys know what ARGSHAABPO stands for, don't you?

CONTESTANTS: No.

The Animal Reality Game Show Host

and Aquatic Bird Performer Organization.

What?

There's a certain group

of somebodies--

they shall remain nameless for now--

and I tell you, I clam up whenever I'm around them.

So you know what I'm going to do about it?

What?CONTESTANTS: What?

I'm going to fix it by turning it into a challenge.

CONTESTANTS: Yay! Yes!

Challenge number one--

Isaac, how are your social skills?Pretty good.

Well, you're going to go face-to-face with folks

who just might give you

an icy reception.

Okay.

That's right, your instructions

are in the mailbox, so go fetch!

[ cheers and applause ]

Maybe you're going ice-skating.

You might be. Who knows?See you, Ruff.

We'll know when we get there.

All right, I'm sure this had to happen

to you guys at some point.

You know, you're stuck somewhere with a stranger,

and you have to think of something to say.

Now, some people might call that scenario a bit awkward,

but I might call it

challenge number two.

[cheering]

Bethany, Liza, Brian,

everything you need to know is in that mailbox,

so go... fetch!

[ cheering ]

Bye, Ruff.Thanks, Ruff.

Bye, Bethany, bye, Liza, bye, Brian. Have fun.

As determined by the FETCH! ,

Sterling and Talia have stayed behind in the studio this time,

but they'll be eligible to win points

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

[humming foreboding music]

And of course, here at FETCH!

we put the "fair" in "fairness"

with the FETCH! Fairness Guarantee.

All the contestants will have competed

for the same number of points by the Grand Finale.

So, for the four kids out on the challenges, up to points

are at stake in the Triumph Tally.

Now let's flip the switch over to Isaac,

who's trying to find the man with the fish.

Are you the man with the fish?

I am the man with the fish.

You must be Isaac.I am.

Hi, I'm Paul. Welcome to the New England Aquarium.Thank you.

I was told that Ruff feels awkward around penguins

and needs to learn a lot more.

RUFF: "Awkward" is lightly putting it.

Uh... I guess.All right, we're going to try to teach you

about how to take care of penguins,

so he can feel more comfortable around the animals

when he goes and sees them.

That's right, Isaac's going to spend the day

as a penguin biologist.

Better him than me.

PAUL: So here's our penguins.

Hey... what's up, guys?

How are you doing?

PAUL: We have over penguins in this exhibit,

and we also have several penguins that are off exhibit

right now-- that's where we keep a lot of our young ones.

We got to check in with the office,

see how the food prep's going.

Good, let's start with the food.

PAUL: And here's the fish.

We have a very huge team of people

that take care of the penguins.

Oh, that's good.

Don't you just want to throw

some whipped cream and cherry on that?

We feed our penguins all different types of fish. Ugh!

Today happens to be capelin.

It happens to be one of their favorites,

but we also feed them sardines, herring.

Seems like they eat a lot of stuff we do.They do eat a lot.

I guess I could talk to the penguins about fish... Ugh!

BETHANY: Go to the cafe... Here's the cafe.

at Prospect Street

and wait for Bobby and Deena at table four.

RUFF: Okay, they've made it.

They should just be looking for Bobby and Deena.

Are we in the right place?

Excuse me. I'm sorry, hi.

Do you know, do these have wheat or soy in them?

Um, I'm not sure.

What are you having?

I have no clue.

Can you just leave them to their breakfast, please?

WOMAN: We should go make friends; they might be nice.

MAN: I don't want to make friends.Don't worry about it.

Hi, guys.

My son has a hard time meeting people.

Your son?What?

WOMAN: Do you guys mind if he just comes

and hangs out with you for a little bit?

Sure. That's okay.We don't mind.

Mom, I don't want to... I don't even know these people.

Jeff, you're in time-out.

Uh-oh, seems to be a little tension convention

brewing over here. Ruff, what is this?

Guys, we're Bobby and Deena.

I knew it! Are you guys actors?

DEENA: Bobby and I were doing some improv for you guys.

Do you guys know what "improv" is?

It's when you act in a situation that...

you don't have, like, a script or anything.

DEENA: That's right--

there's no script.

So what we're going to do today

is learn how to do improv.

Yes!Does that sound pretty exciting?

They're going to learn

how to think on their feet while I learn to think on my paws.

PAUL: So these are where we do all of our summer breeding

and these are all of our parents

and we do have a couple chicks in here

and we have some of our African penguins.

What we have to do is weigh the chicks,

and the chicks need to be weighed

before the parents get fed

because the parents regurgitate their food

to the chicks all day long.

So we want to make sure that we get a true weight

before they start eating.

What does "regurgitate" mean?

Food is eaten, digested, and then thrown back up,

and that's what the parents do to feed their chicks.

RUFF: Yeah, that's disgusting.

Wow, I'm so glad my mom didn't do that.

Oh, yeah, me, too!

[braying sound]What's that noise?

PAUL: That's an African penguin.

Is he getting ready to regurgitate?

t*nk, turn the camera away. I don't want to see this.

PAUL: They are famous because the bray that they make, or the call,

is very similar to that of donkeys.

Yeah, they do sound like a donkey.

ISAAC: Why are all these penguins here?

Why do you breed them?

PAUL: The African penguin is one of ten species

that are disappearing,

and the African penguin has actually been predicted

to go extinct in about years.

Now, these chicks are just a month old,

and you can see how big they are,

but when they hatch out of their egg,

they're just about a golf ball's size.

So we're going to weigh these guys.

What I'm going to need you to do is to grab those records,

and we're going to record their weights.

Okay, let's see how much the penguins weigh.

There you go, buddy. In you go.

grams today.

We also just take a quick look at the chicks... Oh, peek-a-boo!

...make sure that everything looks good.

ISAAC: So what's next?

We have to get into our wet suits

and then we have to go take care of the other penguins.

They're going in the water.

We have to wear wet suits

because the water is really cold.

It comes from the harbor,

and penguins need cold water.

so the temperature in our exhibit today

should be somewhere around degrees.

degrees? That's a little chilly.

DEENA: So here we are. This is our main stage theater.

This is where we perform some of our weekly shows.

Ah, the theater. I was born for the theater!

But more people see me if I'm on TV!

BOBBY: I need one especially brave volunteer.

His hand went up first.

Brian wins; he goes first.

I want you to do this: ha, cha, cha!

Ha, cha, cha!

Perfect! Ha, cha, cha!

If you came upon Brian

doing this in a park...[laughter]

...honestly, you don't know Brian,

what would you honestly think?

BETHANY: I'd think he was crazy.

You'd think he was crazy.

All right, would you get up there and join him?

I also would think that he's crazy.

That looks fun!

Now I'm the only one in this room

not doing this.

And that's it; it feels weird for me to not be joining you.

You know, I'm starting to feel weird, too.

Come on, guys! Ha, cha, cha! Cha-cha-cha!

Ha-cha-cha-cha, cha-cha!

A group of people doing one thing together--

even when you have no idea what it is-- is powerful.

That's kind of what improv is: "I don't know what

we're doing, but we're gonna do

it together and it's gonna be fun."

Our job onstage is not to make ourselves look good,

but to make each other look good.

We all want to support our teammates.

So support leads to trust,

which leads to risks,

which leads to confidence; confidence in your choices.

And then once we're all confident in our choices,

we're having fun.

Those are the five pillars of improv.

So I need to be confident

when I'm talking to penguins, and then I'll have fun.

All right, let me try it.

Hey, buddy. We're business causal

on this show. You don't need to wear the tux!

[laughing] Oy.

PAUL: Welcome to the penguin exhibit.

Okay, Isaac and Paul are going into the water

with all the penguins. Whoa, nice hairdo.

PAUL: These are our rockhopper penguins.

Hey, I'll see you at the meeting.

You gonna be there?

So to begin the feed,

what we need to do is kind of ring the dinner bell.

I'm gonna have you record for me.

All of our penguins have educational names.

so that when people come in to visit us,

we can actually teach them a little bit

about where their background is.

So the first bird I'm gonna feed is Roast Beef.

Roast Beef?

Roast Beef is named after an African-penguin-breeding island.

Huh, he's named after Roast Beef Island.

Is that near Bologna Land or Brisket Bay?

ISAAC: It seems like the fish just slide down their throat,

like they don't even have to chew it.

Penguins don't chew.

They don't have teeth like we do.

What they do have is these little, fleshy hooks that are on

their tongues and on the inside of their mouths,

and what we have to do is get the fish into their mouth

and then these hooks catch,

and then they bring the fish down, it slides right down.

So he swallows fish without chewing. Pretty good gag.

[laughing]

[clears throat]

PAUL: Penguins are birds. They have wings, they have beaks,

they lay eggs, they're warm-blooded,

and they are completely covered with feathers.

ISAAC: So what's the difference between the African penguins

versus the rockhopper penguins?

Well, first of all, that rock star hairdo is a dead giveaway.

PAUL: African penguins are found in South Africa,

and then each of the African penguins has a little spot

pattern which makes them very unique 'cause they're

the only penguins that have this characteristic.

Rockhoppers are traditionally found along the southern shores

of South America,

and they have those gold crests on the tops of their heads.

Back in Studio G with Talia and Sterling...

BOTH: Hey, Ruff.

I suppose we should get to the Half-Time Quiz Show.

STERLING: Yes!

So let's brush up on the rules.

points are available, you have seconds to answer

as many questions as you can, ten questions available,

five points apiece. Are you guys ready?

Yes! Ready.

Then let the quiz begin!

STERLING: All right.

Um, anchovies, and......sardines.

Incorrect.[buzzer sounds]

It is comedy that has...

BOTH: ...no script!

No script, yes.

They-they-they regurgitate.

Ugh! Disgusting and true.

Um, a donkey!Yes!

degrees.

Yes!

Brian.

Yeah.

Nice. True or false:

BOTH: False!

Correct.

Feathers, wings, beaks.Yes!

Um... feathers.

Incorrect!

Okay, uh, fun...

Yeah.

confidence, um...

Oh!

Fun, confidence, um, risk?

Yes! Oh, you got that in!

We are out of time.

Let's check the FETCH! .

Eight out of ten-- points.

Very good score. Let's go over

the ones that you missed.

You said "sardines",

but you also said "anchovies";

I was looking for capelin or herring.

And then...

You said "feathers," I was looking for "spots."

All righty, can Bethany, Liza, and Brian think of something

to say, or are they, um...

Come on, Ruff. Um, all right, let's just get back to them.

BOBBY: I want you to list seven things in the category

I'm going to give you as fast as you can.

There's no wrong answer.

Seven things that fly.

Birds...

CONTESTANTS: One.

airplanes...CONTESTANTS: Two.

Come on, Bethany.

Chairs? Three!

Anything!

...speakers Four!

Cars. Five!

Houses. Six!

Tornadoes. Seven!

BOBBY: Awesome, nice job.

Did you guys see how much fun it is

when you commit to letting anything

come out of your mouth, right?

Now we're gonna move into having

you guys do some scenes.

You're gonna have the first line.

and you're gonna say something nice,

but we're gonna hate it, all right?

We're gonna choose to hate it,

and we've got to find creative reasons why that's true.

Let's give this a go.

You are not gonna believe this,

but Justin Timberlake is gonna do a free concert

at your house tonight!

Stop being too noisy! I want to go to bed!

That was a good one.

This idea that you, you wouldn't want Justin Timberlake

to come to your house for a free concert just for you--

and you were so specific about why-- it's brilliant.

It's really, really great.

We're gonna switch rooms with your sister,

and you're gonna have the larger room now.

Yes, but that means I don't get the bigger closet. [scoffs]

BOBBY: Good.

You've just won two weeks in Hawaii!

That means I have to be away from my fish for a week, and...

Hey, they're good at this!

So the idea is that even if you can't always agree,

you can find a way to still move forward,

because you have support and trust that led

to the ability to take a risk.

And watching you guys take those risks,

that's what the audience loves.

[gasps] And that's what this challenge needs: an audience.

So I've got some veterinary disinfectant here.

You and I are gonna hop up and we're gonna clean this island

and see how fast we can do it. Ready?

We have to spray off all the guano.

Guano? Ooh, yum, yum! Is that like a dip?

Ooh, let me get my chips.

I'm trying to wash off all the guano.

That's the white droppings, right?

Wait. What?

PAUL: The penguins go to the bathroom all the time.

Oh, it means droppings!

So what we need to do is make sure that

they have a nice, clean habitat for them to live in.

I hope you penguins are appreciating

what my FETCHer's doing. He's cleaning up after you guys.

Penguins like the African penguin are becoming extinct.

People used to harvest African penguin guano.

They used to use it as a fertilizer for all their crops,

but what they, when they went to harvest it,

they did a lot of strip mining for it,

so when people came by to take it,

they would actually destroy a lot of the nests,

so unfortunately for the African penguin,

their population suffered

because of this guano harvesting.

Last year, the population count

for the African penguin was found to be under a thousand

penguins in the wild, and about a hundred years ago,

it's estimated that the African penguin population

was over a million birds.

So they went down a lot.

PAUL: A lot, so...

Okay, I got to call the improv team.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Bethany!

Oh, hey, Ruff.

Hey, I got a little package for you.

Package?Do you see the package?

No.

Perhaps Bobby knows about the package.

Bobby, do you know something about a package?

I do.

That package contains your next challenge.

Ta-dah!

BRIAN: "FETCH! and Improv Boston presents"... blank.

No, no, no, not blank.

BOBBY: You guys are gonna do a show today...

in just a few minutes.

Uh-oh. I detect horror.BRIAN: What?

BOBBY: I want you guys to come up with a name for yourselves.

Come up with a name! Quick, improvise!

Let me call Isaac. I've got more for him to do.

[phone ringing]

Hello?Hey, Isaac, how's it going?

Hey, Ruff, what's up?

I still think there's gonna be a problem

when I meet with the penguins.

Well, you're the one with the problem.

I don't see any problem with penguins.

They're animals just like you and me.

Except they're penguins. Listen, I've got an idea.

Since I need to talk with penguins, I want you

to give a talk with penguins.

Here's the catch: You need to come up with a presentation

and deliver it to the visitors coming to this aquarium.

What?

Oh, wait. Good idea, Blossom.

And you have to be dressed as a penguin.

As if I'm a penguin?

Figure out what you're gonna say.

You've got five minutes.

And get in the t*nk and do your thing!

Here, he said you have to be like a penguin?

Oh, wow. I got my own setup.

Look at that, huh?

Okay, let's get started.

You are ready

to teach people about penguins or go to the prom.

Oh, I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

I don't know what I'm gonna do, Ruff!

You need to make something up.

Too bad you weren't watching the improv challenge.

Um, okay, so what else should I do?

RUFF: Oh, boy. We're packing them in tonight.

Ruff, I'm really nervous.Yeah.

With the training of Bobby and Deena, I think we'll be fine.

Just remember, guys, there's, like, no mistakes, so...

Fun, risk...Confidence.

Trust, confidence... Support.

We're going to do good on this show.

We are ready. BBL, guys!

[hissing]

RUFF: Team BBL:

Brian, Bethany, and Liza.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for BB and L.

[cheers and applause]

BOBBY: In this scene, Deena and Bethany are going to be their hands.

RUFF: Oh, they're like puppets.

These two are going to be brother and sister.

I told you not to touch my toothbrush!

Well, I used it.

Ew!

I spit on that!RUFF: Ew!

No, I did!

BRIAN: Well, I'm using a special kind of toothpaste.

RUFF: My name is Blossom and I like to boogie.

BOBBY: They're going to tell you a story, audience.

If at any point, they mess up,

I want you guys to yell,

"stupefy!"

AUDIENCE: Stupefy!

What is the name of our story? Over here?

"The Adventure of the Potato."

RUFF: I've yet to hear an exciting potato story,

so this should be interesting.

BOBBY: Chapter one.

BETHANY: One day, there was a potato

who was walking through the park.

He spotted...DEENA: Another potato,

and went over to make friends.

DEENA: "Hello, Potato."

The potato answered "Good-bye," and walked away.

RUFF: This is a good book.

He didn't like the other potato. They were enemies,

and they... um...

AUDIENCE: Stupefy!

RUFF: Oh.

And so the mashed potatoes banded together.

BRIAN: To form a huge potato...

DEENA: Factory, and they were going to French fry themselves...

Oh, I love French fries!

And the French fries went to the fair, and...

RUFF: Stupefy! She's out.

It's down to Brian and Bethany.

BRIAN: ...of the Sahara Desert

The potato became very pleased.

BETHANY: With all of the people who were in his town,

and he began to order them...

BRIAN: And the potatoes have to keep a...

RUFF: Uh-oh.

RUFF AND AUDIENCE: Stupefy!

RUFF: Bethany wins! Wow.

That was a great show, and they made it up.

BOBBY: Bethany, can you give us the moral of our story?

The moral of our story was to never give up.

[applause]

That was awesome, Ruff. We'll see you back at Studio G.

Love you, Ruff!

RUFF: Improv your way back to me.

Augh!

Ruff, wish me luck.

RUFF: I wish you tremendous success, sir.

PAUL: Ladies and gentlemen,

you're here for a special treat this afternoon.

This is Isaac.

Hey guys, what's up?

I just want to introduce myself.

Um, I'm Robin. I am an African penguin.

RUFF: Wait, I thought his name was Isaac.

And I'm going to let you know the life of a penguin.

Oh, he's being a penguin, right.

As per my instructions.

I feel pretty lucky being in this environment.

Um, this is a great aquarium.

I get all the stuff I need, care.

There isn't any predators.

Did you know that me and my friends, the African penguins,

are very endangered?

We are the only penguin species out of the types

that are protected.

So, repeat after me: I'm a cool guy.

RUFF AND AUDIENCE: I'm a cool guy.

ISAAC: Keep me alive.

RUFF AND AUDIENCE: Keep me alive.

Okay, I hope you have a really good time at the aquarium

and have a really nice day.

RUFF: And mention my show.

Really, really golden opportunity

to promo the show there, Isaac.

And you missed it.

So, thanks, Paul. I had a really great day.

Oh, it's been awesome.

I hope to see you back sometime soon.

Okay. See you at Studio G, Ruff.

Please wash your hands first.

Back in Studio G

with Talia and Sterling,

let's bring back the rest of our FETCHers.

Today he swam with the birds.

Next week he'll fly with the... squid?

RUFF: Isaac!ISAAC: Hey, guys, what's up?

Hi, Isaac.

Oh, I want an x of that.

You look good!

Not only did they make things up on the spot, they...

Man, come on, Ruff, something clever...

Yeah.TALIA AND ISAAC: Come on, Ruff.

Never mind, guys. Just come in.

Bethany, Brian, and Liza!

STERLING: Hey, what's up?

Welcome back, FETCHers.

Grab a seat and make yourselves comfortable.

Well, I learned a lot today.

I feel now like I can go down to my ARGSHAABPO meeting.

Using my five pillars of improv,

I can walk up to a penguin and maybe say,

"Hey, how's it going?

Good day to regurgitate a nice krill and sardine salad, huh?"

FETCHERS: No. No.

RUFF: No?

All right, I'll have to work on it.

So, uh, let's wrap the show up, okay?

FETCHERS: No!We need our points!

RUFF: All right, fine. We'll get you some points.

RUFF: Isaac?Yes?

If your penguin fact-finding mission were a cold ocean,

you dove right in like a... well, like a penguin.

points!

Nice!FETCHERS: Nice!

You cleaned up a lot of guano, and you stepped out on the rocks

and delivered a rocking penguin presentation.

ISAAC: I'm a cool guy. Keep me alive.

RUFF: Now, you didn't promote the show,

but still points for a total of points.

[cheers and applause]

Now, Brian, Bethany, Liza,

were you guys brave?

DEENA: ...comes and hangs out

with you for a little bit?

RUFF: Did you get the laughs?

I spit on that!

[laughter]RUFF: You did!

Did you get discovered by talent scouts

and flown to Hollywood for meetings?

BETHANY: No.LIZA: No.

Who knows? Could be soon.

I mean, you are on this show.

points!

[cheers and applause]

Great job.

But is that all the points to be found within our pillar

of support, trust, risk, confidence, and fun?

FETCHERS: No.

Well, then, what time is it?

FETCHERS: Bonus points!

RUFF: Today's five bonus points

go to the FETCHer who couldn't be stupefied and never gave up.

The moral of our story was to never give up.

Bethany, with points, you're today's daily winner!

[applause]TALIA: High five.

So, Bethany, I have here two

of Blossom's toothbrushes that I used on my own teeth

just moments ago.

Isn't that cute?

Blossom's improv-ing that she's disgusted.

Anyway, under one of Blossom's toothbrushes

is a fabulous prize.

Under the other, well, I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

[laughter]

So, which toothbrush is it going to be?

A or B?

B for Bethany.

TALIA: Yeah, B for Bethany.I think I'm going to do B.

Then step up to the mailbox and retrieve

your prize, Bethany.

ISAAC: I knew it!

[Bethany laughing]BRIAN: What is it?

FETCHERS: Aw!

That is not just any plush penguin. smell its head.

Did you dip it in tuna?

No, it's scented with real herring.

[FETCHers groaning with disgust]

It gives you the authentic penguin feeling

which I'm about to experience at the meeting.

All right, FETCHers, I'm going to set the DVR

to record the Charleton Chihuahua marathon...

You do that.RUFF: So until next time...

Ha cha cha.

FETCHERS: Bye, Ruff.

ALL: Ha cha cha!

Ha cha cha!

Ha cha cha.

RUFF: Come on, penguin.FETCHERS: Ha cha cha.

Boy, was this year's ARGSHAABPO convention a blast!

Those FETCH! challenges really helped me out.

Who knew a taco filled with krill could be so tasty?

The pool was a little nippy, but boy, can penguins do the conga.

In fact, we had so much fun, none of us want the fun to stop!

Out of herring dip again?

You guys really go through this stuff.

Hey, Steve? I told you before,

the ice stays in the glasses, buddy, okay?

Thanks.



[Ruff scat-singing]

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

[Ruff scat-singing]

Whatever.

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪
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