02x02 - The Lady is a Shriek/Dog the Mighty

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





[ Growls]

stupid bike.

[ Grunting and groaning]

[ shrieking...]

This is going to be our best barbecue party ever, cat.

Especially since we're buying

a brand new, super duper barbecue!

Dog.

What a hunk of hound.

When's he ever going to notice me?

[ Crashing]

nuts! I blew it!

Why doesn't that mutt pay attention to me?

Dog: oh, just look at that, cat.

That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Cat: you said it, buddy.

Hmph. She ain't so hot.

What do they got that I don't got?

Oh... A dress!

That's what!

Hi-ho diggity!

Let's put it together.

I want to put it together.

Assemble it now, now, now.

[ Grunting]

all right, patience, dog, patience.

This is a finely crafted machine.

These things must be handled

delicately.

To assemble your barbecue baron

begin by forcing tab "a"

into slot "b."

[ Grunting]

not bad.

...that's why they turned the hose on you.

Oh.

[ Both laughing]

what's so funny?

♪ Shriek's wearing a dress, shriek's wearing a dress ♪

♪ na, na, na, na, na.

So what?

[ Laughing]

only girls wear dresses.

I ama girl!

Both: huh?

[ Screaming loudly]

[ both screaming...]

[ Still screaming...]

[ Banging]

okay, and, and finally

insert rod "y" into slot "z."

And you're ready to start cooking

with your barbecue baron.

Ta-da!

Ta-da?

Dog, that's not a barbecue

that's a monstrosity.

[ Watch beeps, barks, meows]

oh, the party starts

in halfan hour.

I just followed your "a" to "z" instructions.

Well, never let a dog

do a cat's job, I always say.

"Randolph's charm school and house of beauty."

I'll show them.

I could turn into one of them...

High class dames.

[ Doors bang]

out of my way, sister!

[ Like cary grant]: welcome to randolph's.

What can I do for you, young man?

I ain't a young man!

I'm a girl!

Why, why, why, of course you are.

Whatever you say.

Make me into this.

Hmm...

I recommend our deluxe eight week course.

You got minutes, bright eyes.

[ Growls]

a beautiful person has a beautiful voice.

So repeat after me.

[ Melodiously]: hello, enchanted to meet you.

[ Harshly]: hello, enchanted to meet you.

Hmm...

...goes into slot "c."

There.

Now that's how you make a barbecue.

Wait a second.

Well, that's... How you make a barbecue.

[ Sighs]: oh, one more time.

[ Smoothly]: hello, enchanted to meet you.

[ Roughly]: hello, enchanted to meet you.

Oh, no, no.

Hmm.

I've got a better idea.

Let's do your makeup.

We'll start with your eyes.

You do have eyes, don't you?

[ Growling fiercely]

time's a-wasting.

I've got a barbecue to get to.

This calls for drastic measures.

[ Alarm blaring]

the beautifier .

[ Bells ringing]

[ softly, sweetly]: hello, enchanted to meet you.

I love it!

[ Chatter and laughter]

oh, yes, I knew albert schweitzer was dead.

I knew that.

This is one swell shindig party, cat.

Yeah, there's nothing like cooking

with good old mother nature.

[ Gasps]

who is that two foot bundle-o-beauty?

[ Brakes squealing]

[ clears throat]

welcome to my humble abode.

May I get you absolutely

anything in the world

you could possibly want, hmm?

[ Chomping, gulping]

that is one... Hot... Dog.

A hot dog?

Your wish is my command.

[ Sweetly]: enchanted to make your acquaintance.

[ Gulps loudly]

my acqua... What?

Hey, something wrong with your eyes, lady?

[ Growling]: no!

I, I mean...

[ Sweetly]: no.

Thank you for asking, kind sir.

[ Laughs]: I'm not a kind sir.

I'm a dog.

Hey, how about you and me

blowing this pop stand, doll?

Well, howdy do, my little kumquat.

I'm rancid rabbit, mayor of this little burg.

A burger for a beauty.

Ow.

You should really see

a doctor about those eyes-es.

[ Sweetly]: would you like

to personally examine them?

I'd be happy to look into

your eyes forever.

[ Shrieking]: back off, you...

[ Sweetly]: you silly little kitty.

[ Groans]

cliff: hey, cat-jerk.

Uh-oh.

How come we didn't get invited

to your little get together?

And party thing, um, with the food.

That makes us

feel very upset.

Really?

And you know what happens

when we get upset.

Whoa.[ Gasping]

whoa.

Yeah, the whoa thing.

I hope you didn't hurt yourself

when you fell out of heaven, my little angel.

Huh.

[ Chuckling]

sassy, just the way I like them.

I saw her first.

Right, my darling?

[ Growling]

[ shrieking]

it's me, you bone-heads!

Shriek?

Shriek?

Shriek?

Shriek?

Oh, that, uh, short person...

Um, that we doesn't know was a girl.

Shriek?

[ Mumbling incoherently]

[ thuds]

aw...

How come you were wearing

that dress, shriek?

You looked weird.

What do you mean, weird?!

I mean you look much better this way.

You think so?

Yeah. Before, you looked like a girl.

[ Snorting and laughing]

[ laughing]

[ whining]: I am a girl!

[ Screaming]

[ shrieking]: I am a girl!

This is the worst barbecue party ever.

I am a girl!

[ Rattling]

I am a girl! I am a girl!

[ Shrieking]: I am a girl!

I... Am... A... Girl!

[ Bird chirping, machine beeping]

[ clattering]

[ motor cranking]

[ clears throat]

as mayor of nearburg, I am proud to be here

for the unveiling of the world's biggest burger.

[ Crowd oohs]

[ scattered shouts of alarm...]

Hi-ho diggity, cat.

I can't wait to see

that big hunk of hunk of meat.

Yeah, me, too.

[ Sniffing, blathering]

it's out of control!

[ Mechanical grinding...]

Leaping lumbago.

[ Chomping]

I'm so sorry, your mayorness.

Dog didn't mean to...

Save my life?

Well, of course he did.

The boy's a hero.

Let's give the mutt a medal!

[ Cheering...]

Get a sh*t of this.

[ Chirping]

dog: and that's when the mayor

gave me this hero medal.

[ Chuckles] great story, dog.

Tell it again.

Oh, no, please!

We've already heard it ten times!

"You're a big hero, your nose saved the day.

The mayor loves you, here's a hero medal... "

[ Muttering nonsense]

enough!

Hey, you know what, cat?

I think dog's more than a hero.

Yeah, he's like, um, a super hero.

A super hero?

Like squidman?

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, dog.

Hey, maybe you should wear a cape, too.

[ Cackling]

cat, that's a super idea.

[ Wheezes]

[ crashing]

[ cat yelling]

I'm not dog anymore.

I am dog the mighty!

More powerful than the weak.

Really.

Protector of the universe.

Good.

And also nearburg.

Yeah.

And you are my trusty sidekick, catboy!

Here, I made you a mask.

I don't think so.

♪ Dog the mighty, dog the mighty ♪

♪ excellent hero, dog.

[ Sniffing]

look, catboy.

A helpless creature is stuck in that tree.

Um, dog the mighty, d.t.m., It's a bird.

We must save him.

[ Grunts]

[ mumbling and humming "dog the mighty" tune]

I will help you, little one.

[ Cat whimpers, tree creaks]

♪ dog the mighty!

Wait, dog, we can't fly, remember?

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Oh, my head.

Where are we?

[ Cat yelps]

the fortress of doggy-tude, tude, tude...

Dog, dog... Don't you think

you're overdoing the super hero bit?

[ Whispering]: I have to hear my sniffing.

Quiet.

[ Sniffing]

[ electronic whirring]

I smell trouble.

That's my super hero catch phrase.

Ah... Come, catboy.

Hop into the mighty mobile.

I am not your catboy.

Cat stammers: d-d-dog!

[ Cat screaming]

♪ dog the mighty!

[ Cat yowling]

stop your evil doing, evildoer.

Unhand that senior citizen, you purse snatcher.

[ Sirens wailing]

[ man screaming]

[ all screeching]

♪ dog the mighty!

Dog, what are you doing?

She's just a little girl.

Our work is done...

'Cause I am dog

♪ the mighty!

Dog: boy, super heroing

sure makes your cape dirty.

Yeah. Well, how about

after your cape dries

we fold it up and burn it?

Oh.

Mmm.

Hold that thought.

Well, hello there.

Say, uh, need a handsome companion

to, uh, help wash your dainties?

[ Giggles]

[ sniffing...]

I smell trouble.

Like, who's the weirdo in the costume.

I don't know.

Never him before in my life.

Come, catboy.

There is evil to conquer.

Wait, no...

Come.no, no!

♪ Dog the mighty!

Uh...

[ Cat screaming]

[ people screaming]

[ alarm ringing]

♪ dog the mighty!

That'll teach you to steal from the bank.

Are you crazy?

I work here.

Oh, so it's an inside job.

Dog... This time

you have gone too far.

You have not only att*cked an innocent man

and wrecked a bank

but I was doing well

with that, like, girl.

Hey, you want to see my armored car?

I love armor.

But, cat, I'm just doing my job.

For I am...

♪ Dog the mighty!

Yeah, mighty ridiculous.

[ All laughing]

you're not a super hero.

You're a super zero!

[ Laughter continues]

[ trumpet plays cavalry charge]

at least people aren't laughing at you anymore.

Yeah, well...

[ Sighs sadly]

tv announcer: news flash.

A rescue team has been called to a deadly gum leak

at the nearburg bubble gum plant.

Two workers are trapped deep in the goo.

[ Bird squawks]

it could blow any minute.

Ooh, watch this, dog.

[ Yelling]

oh, no!

The rescue team is unable to locate the workers.

If only there were somebody with a super powerful nose

to sniff them out.

Super pow...

Dog.

No. You said it yourself, cat.

[ Sniffles] I'm not a super hero.

I'm a super zero.

Come on, dog.

Put on the cape.

Just one last time.

Nearburg needs you.

Uh-oh, she's about to blow.

They can't hold on much longer!

Oh, who can save them now?

We'll, we'll do it together. Look.

Catboy?

Is that you?

You betcha, dog the mighty.

Say, uh...

[ Sniffs]

you smell something?

[ Sniffing deeply]

well, i...

I... I...

Say it!

I smell trouble!

Tv newsman: no, no!

The ball is glowing pink.

It's oozing gum.

Oh, those trapped workers are toast.

It's over, it's in the refrigerator.

The door is closed.

The light is on.

The butter's getting hard.

But wait, what's this?

Oh, no!

[ Crowd cheers...]

And, in a miraculous turn of events

dog the mighty has saved the day!

Hey, it's the mayor.

Nice going, dog the mighty.

Here, have some more medals.

Thank you, your mayorliness.

Cat: no, no, no!

Dog: come, catboy.

I smell trouble!

Cat: no, no, stop!

♪ Dog the mighty!

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine

♪ little catdog

♪ catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪