02x10 - Showdown at Hole 18/Sneezie Dog

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...





Rancid rabbit: welcome to the grand reopening

Of rancid's snooty world of golf.

[ Polite applause]

Thank you.

How are you? Nice to see you.

And there'll be no more high jinx

Demolition and destruction

Because catdog's been banned.

[ Cheers and applause...]

And... As an extra bonus...

Man: oh!

This trophy will be awarded

By me personally

To anyone lucky enough to break the club record

Which I hold, and have held since day one.

Oh, yes, and the winner also gets

A free, irrevocable, lifetime club membership.

[ Cheering]

Well, good luck!

Like any of you have a chance on my course.

Wowie caboodles, cat!

You're already five strokies

Under the course record.

Yes, and...

Provided we don't get caught

[ Chuckles]

That trophy is mine!

Pure poetry in motion!

What a sh*t!

Dog: hey, when do I get to hit one, cat?

You don't.

I'm having my best game ever

And you're not messing it up.

But I'm not having any fun.

And I'm okay with that.

[ Whimpering]

Dog, do you mind?

[ Whining]

[ Sighs] all right, dog, fine.

Even you couldn't screw up

A two-inch putt.

But you have to do as I say.

Oh, aye aye, commander putt-putt.

[ Mutters]: commander putt-putt, fine.

So now! Head up.

Chest out...

Left arm straight

Back arched.

More than this?

And, good.

[ Bird chirping...]

Cat: now...

Gently stroke the ball.

[ Cat groans]

Hello, ballie.

Not with your finger.

Stroke the ball with your putter.

Oh, I got you, cat.

And remember, dog... Gently.

That's gent-ly, dog.

Nice and soft?

Mm-hmm.

Easy does it.

Oh, no, dog!

Hi-ho diggity!

Fore!

Five!

[ Dog chortling...]

Thanks again for golfing

At rancid's snooty world of golf.

Wha?!

Ooh!

[ Glass breaking]

[ Shouts]

[ Glass shattering]

Catdog.

Who let them in?

They're history.

That is the last ball

I ever let you hit, dog.

Sorry, cat.

I was just trying to have some...

Fun, fun, yes, I know.

A lot of fun.

Now quit fidgeting and let me

Finish off this hole.

You already cost me one stroke.

Hey, uh, cat?

Don't ever interrupt me

When I'm putting!

But I think those fellows want to play through.

[ Shouts]

There they are!

Wait till I get my hands on you

You... Catdog!

Great.

It's the club president

And his moronic g*ons.

Go, dog, go.

Rabbit: follow that spotted

Bicranial quadruped.

Golfer: oh, oh, oh...

Dog: oh, sorry!

Oh, sorry! Sorry!

[ Crash]

[ Horns blaring]

Good riddance.

Well, that ought to be

The last time we see catdog.

[ Shouting in distance]

Man: now we've got them trapped.

There they are!

Get out there and find him!

Those fairway fugitives

Have got to be stopped!

[ Wheels squealing]

I'm deputizing the lot of you.

Let's go, go, go!

All: yeah!

Okay, dog.

All I've got to do

Is make this hole in five sh*ts and i...

[ Crowd shouting]

They're back!

[ Shouting angrily...]

Retreat, retreat!

No!

[ Grunts]

We shall not retreat!

Make your sh*t, cat.

Okay.

Steady...

Steady.

[ Shouting]

Nice swing, cat.

Bad sh**ting!

It went into the...

[ Grunts]

No!

You can't get away that easy, catdog.

Get in there and flush them out!

[ Shouting, panting]

They're definitely over there.

[ All talking...]

How am I going to shake those guys?

I have an idea, cat.

You, dog? An idea?

How novel.

Oh, thank you, cat.

I always wanted to be in a novel.

Leaping lumbago!

[ Rabbit shouts]

[ Panting, shouting]

I've got you now, catdog.

Huh?

[ Shouting, moaning...]

[ Laughs woozily]

Hi.

How are you?

Nice to see you.

What a beautiful day.

[ Shouts]

Isn't that catdog?

[ Growling...]

Get them!

[ Angry shouting]

[ Laughing cruelly]

This ought to be good.

Okay, dog.

Only two more sh*ts and I'm club champion!

[ Shouts]

[ All laughing...]

Come on, cat, come on.

No, no.

I can't do it.

I hate wetness, especially the moist kind!

Yes, you can do it

And you will, little mister.

Think of that shiny trophy, tiger.

You want to win it, don't you?

Well, yeah.

Well, then let's get out there and do it!

[ Cat gritting teeth]

Into the moisture the cat went...

[ Blubbering]: fore!

[ All gasp]

[ Growls]

Rabbit: I'll fix them!

We made it, dog.

We sink this putt

I'm the new club champion.

Make me proud, cat.

Rabbit: golfers, assemble!

Ready... Set...

Aim...

Fire!

[ Shouting]

Fire!

[ Balls clattering...]

[ Laughing cruelly]

[ Laughing]

You're golfing days are over, junior.

[ Sobbing]

I was so close.

I was so, so, very close.

I know!

He was so close!

Head up...

Chest out...

Left arm straight...

Back arched.

Cat: go, dog, go.

N-no, dog!

[ Screams]

[ Bells, whistles going off]

[ Rabbit wailing...]

We did it!

We did it!

I'm the new club champion!

And I helped.

Just on that last sh*t.

[ All grunting]

And, uh...

[ Chortling]

As the new club champion, I demand the trophy.

Oh, you want the trophy?

Cat, this trophy brought us closer.

Like peas in a pod, bugs on a log...

All right, dog!

Just a few more toothpicks

And my self portrait will be complete!

Do you appreciate the craftsmanship, dog?

Yeah, cat.

It sure is, uh, something.

It certainly is.

And it's certain to get me into the world book of records.

Over , toothpicks

Went into the construction.

[ Loud sneeze]

Do you mind?

Sorry, cat.

I must be coming down with a cold.

A cold, shmold.

From now on, kindly squeeze your sneezes.

This is a very delicate operation.

Yeah, dog.

It'd be a real shame

If you sneezed and knocked down cat's monument to himself.

It certainly would.

Hey, I was using that.

[ Grunts]

Definitely nuts.

[ Starting to sneeze]

[ Grunting]

[ Loud sneeze]

[ Grunting, screaming...]

[ Loud crash]

[ Angry stammering]

That's it, dog!

You are going to the doctor.

Hmm.

Now stick out your tongue and say, "ah."

Ah.

I see.

[ Sneezes]

Uh-huh, just as I thought.

Allergies.

Got any cats?

Nope, except for cat.

You got to get rid of the cat.

Say what?

But I can't get rid of cat.

[ Stammering]

He's my best friend, my brother.

We're very attached.

Well, there's some other remedies in here.

Might work, might not.

After all, cat allergies are the worst kind.

You, allergic to me?

Oh, that's ridiculous.

After all the years we've been together?

But, cat, it says here that an allergy can start any time.

[ Starting to sneeze]

I'm fine.

[ Sneezes]

"Doctors are at a loss to explain this phenomenon."

Oh, well, that's just fine, but I can explain it.

I bet you're allergic to...

Weeds!

Oh, oh, no.

Or pollen, pollen

From these flowers.

I know... Dust!

[ Gasps, inhales]

[ Sniffing...]

Will you sneeze already?

I'm so sorry.

I can't do it.

Try this one on for size.

[ Cat grunting]

[ Sniffing]

[ Sneezes]

Oh, it is you I'm allergic to, cat.

Well, then use this book

And get yourself un-allergic to me.

Are you sure about this, cat?

Yes, I'm sure about that, dog.

Now do whatever the book says.

Let me help you out there, dog.

Let's see here.

Says here that

"Oftentimes, it's filthy particles in a cat's fur

"That causes allergies.

To get rid of the allergy, you must clean the fur."

There's nothing filthy about my fur.

Here you go, dog.

[ Cat screaming]

[ Crashing and banging]

[ Both grunting]

[ Giggling]

[ Whistling]

Hey, cat.

I think it worked.

I feel...

[ Starting to sneeze]

[ Sneezes]

Not to worry.

Says here, "if cleaning doesn't work

Try gently airing out the cat's fur."

[ Screaming]

[ Cat yowling...]

Hey, uh, are you okay, cat?

Terrific.

As long as your stinking allergy's gone.

[ Sneezes]

Too bad.

"If sneezing still persists, you must shave the cat."

No, no, no, no, dog.

Anything but that.

Not my fur!

But, cat, you said do whatever the book says.

[ Sneezes]

I must shave the cat!

Dog, don't. Wait!

It is the only way, cat.

[ Shaver buzzing]

No, don't do it!

[ Panting, grunting]

[ Buzzing]

[ Cat screaming...]

I'm doing this for the both of us!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[ Cat screaming]

Whoops, missed a spot.

[ Crying]

Hey, look at the bright side, cat.

[ Inhales deeply]

I'm allergy free!

Nothing funnier than a plucked cat.

Looks like my work here is done.

Yup, i--

[ Starting to sneeze]

No, not again!

[ Sneezes]

[ Sniffling, sneezes]

Well, dog, you got no choice.

Well, bye, dog.

Bye-bye, cat.

Here's a fond farewell from me, too, cat.

[ Cackles]

[ Crying]

Cheer up, doggy.

You did what you had to do.

[ Crying]: but I miss him.

[ Dog starting to sneeze]

[ Very loud sneeze]

Dog, dog.

There was a brick wall between us.

And you still sneezed.

Do you realize what this means?

Yes, we have to rebuild the wall.

No, no, no, no, no!

That you're not allergic to me.

Come here.

You're allergic to a certain blue rat!

Oh!

[ Starts to sneeze]

[ Sneezes]

[ Shavers buzzing]

Hey, hey, fellows, watch it.

[ Stammering]

[ Buzzing, winslow grunting]

Cat: you know, dog, there's nothing funnier than a plucked rodent.

[ Grunting]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine

♪ Little catdog

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪