02x13 - Dog Power / It's a Jungle In Here

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day, with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog...

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog...

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog...

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





Man [ on television]: believe it or not, each of you

Left his greasy, grimy fingerprints

On the m*rder w*apon

And each of you had his own twisted and pathetic motive.

And that, my friends

Is why I've called you here this evening.

You see, through careful examination of the facts

And consideration of the evidence

I have deduced that the k*ller is none other than...

Both: hmm...

Hmm...

Huh.

Mm-hmm...

The blood-sucking electric company!

Just because I can't pay the bill

Doesn't mean they should shut off the power!

[ Buzzing]

I'm going to give them a piece of...

Dog: firefly! Firefly!

Firefly! Firefly!

Firefly! Firefly!

Cat: down, boy!

Firefly! Firefly!

Firefly! Firefly! Firefly! Firefly!

Firefly... Come back here

You firefly.

Man! News flash, cat:

When you don't pay your electric bill

My tv don't work and that's unacceptable.

I've already ordered the fight.

Don't start with me, freeloader.

[ Dog babbling]

[ Panting]

Geesh, look at that dog.

What a dynamo.

He's just bursting with energy.

No kidding!

Hey... No kidding.

Great idea, winslow.

Eh... What is?

You'll see.

And it better work

Or I'm going to have to have a lot more bright ideas

To keep the house lit up.

Keep running, dog.

You'll get that turkey leg sooner or later.

Okey-dokey, cat.

Oh, my two favorite things: running and food.

Throw in some garbage and this would be heaven!

[ Panting]

Good thinking, cat.

What a fight!

Ahh...

No more electric bills ever again.

Hey, I could sell electricity

At a fraction of the power company's prices

And still make a profit!

[ Chuckles evilly]

[ People murmuring]

Cat: plug in, my good man.

[ Cash register ringing]

[ Electricity crackling]

[ Panting quickly]

[ Electricity buzzing as dog pants]

[ Playing loud chords]

[ Music begins playing]

[ Adding machine clicking]

[ Panting]

Almost there!

Oh, if I just had a pair of tongs.

[ Straining]

Far, but still running.

[ Panting]

[ Gasping]

That's my boy.

[ Crash]

I'm from the electric company.

Mind if I plug in?

Why, sure.

[ Giggling]

Go right ahead.

[ Electricity crackles]

[ Machinery starts humming]

Oh, I'm rich.

I'm rich!

And I'll be rich forever!

Still running...

[ Panting slows]

Dog loves to run.

Ho-ho-ho, dog, what are you doing?

Keep moving, come on!

Everyone's counting on you!

[ Weakly]: can't catch meat.

Oh, sure, sure you can, just run faster.

Very tired... Kind of bored.

Okay, okay.

What we need is some live bait.

Yes!

[ Chuckles]

Don't worry, eddie, my boy.

You'll be perfectly safe.

All you got to do is egg him on.

No problem.

Egging on is my specialty.

Leave it to me.

I am the albert einstein of egging on.

[ Dog panting]

You call that running?

It looks like you're crawling

Through melted marshmallows

So pick up those puppies, puppy!

[ Blowing raspberry]

[ Panting faster]

Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel

Squirrel, squirrel!

I got to get the squirrel!

[ Electricity crackling]

[ Appliances rumbling and whirring]

[ Indistinct voices]

[ Electricity crackling]

Nah, nanny-nah, booboo...

Stick your head in a...

Dog: you can't talk to me like that.

[ Growling]

[ Snoring]

Hey, dog, what's the rumpus?

No rumpus-- I am about to catch the squirrelly.

What are you, nuts?

Take a look around.

The squirrel's asleep

And you still can't catch him.

But...

You're cat's prisoner.

But, cat said...

It doesn't matter what cat says.

It's what you see.

You gots no freedom

And you're never going to catch that squirrel.

Never...

Ever.

Ever?

Yes... I... Am!

Ever!

Oh, yeah?!

Watch this!

[ Growling ferociously]

Squirrel...

Squirrel...

Gonna get the, gonna get the

Gonna get the squirrel!

[ Yelling]

What? Huh?

Get the squirrel... Watch me do it!

[ Growling ferociously]

[ Electricity buzzing loudly]

Now I'm getting close!

Wait... Stop, stop!

This is too much energy.

You're going to cause a power surge!

[ Bulbs shattering]

[ Electricity crackling]

[ Music blasts]

[ Screams]

Hello... Nearburgh!

You ready to rock?

[ Screaming]

Oh, I smell fried poodle.

[ Grunting]

[ Music playing]

Disco will never die.

[ Panting]

[ Growling]

Worker: she's going to blow!

[ expl*si*n]

Cat: dog, dog, no.

For the love of me, stop!

This is madness!

Please, it's madness, I tell you!

[ Screams]

[ Gears screeching]

[ Yells]

[ Cat yelling]

[ Dog blathering]

[ Screams]

[ Yelling]

[ Cords twanging]

[ Straining]

Dog: I smell victory!

Whew.

[ Barking and huffing]

Dog: come on, come on.

[ Chanting faster and faster]: gonna get ya, gonna get ya...

[ Blathering]

[ Panting and straining]

[ Buildings rumbling]

[ Growling maniacally]

[ Screaming]

Must... Unhook... Dog.

Only seconds left.

Cool your jets, dog.

I was just egging you on.

That's my job!

Dog [ chanting]: gonna get ya, gonna get ya...

Gonna get ya, gonna get ya, gonna get ya!

[ Screaming]

[ Panting]

[ Whooping]

I've gotcha!

Ha, they said it couldn't be done!

[ Cat screams]

[ Dog growling]

Listen, dog, I'm sorry for using you.

It was wrong.

But think of what you're doing!

You'll be taking away squirrel's freedom

Just like I took yours.

Let me go!

Sorry, squirrel, you deserve to be free.

We all do.

[ Whooping]

I'm free!

I'm free, I'm fr...

[ Screams]

I'm so sorry, dog.

[ Squirrel hits ground]

Can you ever forgive me?

No need to apologize, cat.

I already told you: this dog lovesto run.

Terrific.

Then why don't you run nearburgh

Back to where it used to be.

I don't know, cat.

Ouch!

I think I might have pulled a hamster string.

[ Panting]

Dog: hi-ho-diggity!

This dog loves to watch you run!

Cat: kitchen--

Clean as a whistle.

Check.

Living room...

[ Squeaking]

Spotless.

Check.

[ Door slams]

Bathroom-- purrfect.

Checkmate.

[ Laughs]

When sally gets here

She's going to really be impressed.

Even back in second grade

Sally had a thing about being neat and orderly.

[ Cat laughs fondly]

Just like me.

Dog: remember when you asked her to the second-grade prom?

Cat: yes, and she said...

No!

Cat: claiming I was too disorderly.

But now, after all these years

Sally's stopping by for a little reunion.

And she'll finally see that I'm the cat for her.

[ Yells]

My beautiful indoor lawn!

Dog, you had one job-- to take care of the grass--

And you blew it!

No problem, cat.

I'll fix things in a jiffy.

[ Flies buzzing]

[ Rings bell]

Grow, man, grow.

The strongest stuff we've got-- enjoy.

Dog: "caution: ex-ter-ter... Terminately pootant."

Ah.

[ Sniffing]

Whoa, whoa, whew-- smells like dookie.

Whoa, oh, p-u, cat!

Smells more like youkie.

[ Laughs wickedly]

I kind of enjoy it.

Good-- you deal with the lawn.

I'm going to bed.

[ Snoring]

[ Chattering]

Aaaahhhh!

[ Monkey imitates cat]

Dog!

How many cups of fertilizer did you use?

Um, one... Two...

How many cups in a whole bag?

[ Doorbell rings]

Hey, cat, that must be your friend sally.

[ Yelps]

Sally can't see the house like this!

Okay, then I won't let her in--

Yes, good thinking!

I can take her out on the town instead...

[ Yelling]

Wait a minute!

Which way

To the front door?

Don't you worry, safari boy, I will lead you there.

Dog: I don't think we'll be able to squeeze through.

But not to worry, I'll have it done in a jiffy.

[ Laughing]

[ Heavy thudding]

We're almost done, cat.

[ Doorbell rings]

Sally! Come on, dog, chop-chop!

No, no, no, no, wait!

Timber!

Come on, cat.

Sally awaits.

My home... Huh? My tv!

My jungle!

[ Screams]

What was that?!

I don't know.

[ Doorbell rings]

Sally, be right there!

[ Jungle man screams]

[ Jungle man screams]

Both: jungle man!

[ Jungle man screams]

[ Hooves thundering]

Coming, sally!

Be right there!

[ Whacking]

You disturb my peace and ruin my jungle.

Oh yeah, and my tv!

Sorry, mr. Jungle man

But my friend cat has to get to the front door

So he can...

Leave, or me feed you to animals.

Dog, let me take care of this.

[ Huffing angrily]

Yeah?

What animals?

[ Screams wildly]

[ Thud]

Oh.

Thoseanimals.

[ Giggles nervously]

[ Doorbell rings]

That, that'd... Be for me.

Get him!

[ Yelling]

Um, cat, when did we get a leather couch?

[ Footsteps thundering]

[ Screaming]

[ Snorting]

[ Screaming]

[ Yells]

[ Lion growling]

[ Laughing]

[ Growling louder]

[ Yelling]

[ Panting]

Aw, forget it!

Oy, my back.

[ Sighing]

That's right.

Go home to your mother, scaredy cat.

[ Chuckling]

Cat, I think that there may be snakeses around here.

Oh really, do you think?

[ Doorbell rings]

Dog, we got to get the door!

You betcha, cat.

Uh, me think me hear something.

Get him!

[ Yelling]

Winslow: stop! No more!

You're k*lling me!

Oh, no.

No, ooh, no, stop!

Ooh! E-a-i-o, please!

Winslow needs our help.

Sally![ Doorbell rings]

Dog, I have to answer the door.

But winslow's in trouble.

But sally is waiting.

He needs our help.

[ Elephant trumpets]

[ Hooves thundering]

Help, help, I'm dying here!

It's too much, oh!

Sally!

Oh, oh, you're k*lling me!

[ Hooves thundering]

[ Screams]

We're coming to get you.

Just hold on there, little buddy.

It's going to be...

Winslow: oh, you're k*lling me!

[ Chuckles]

...with kindness.

Hiya, catdog.

I see you've made new friends, winslow.

You betcha.

And I see you've made some new friends, too.

[ Growling]

[ Bellowing]

[ Footsteps thundering]

Sally!

Sally... Oh, there you are!

I didn't hear the bell ring.

I was in the shower and...

Oh, it's so great to see you after all these...

Sally!

[ Chuckles nervously]

You've changed.

Yeah, well...

I got tired of being such a neat freak

And I decided to bust loose

And get in touch with my wild side!

Well, me, too, because I'm wildjust like you

And I'm crazy and I'm...

[ Yells]

[ Grunts appreciatively]

Ah!

[ Moans]

Ah!

Oh!

Oh, cat, I love your jungle.

You do?

And I love your jungle man.

[ Elephant trumpets]

[ Both cry out]

Aw, they sure make

A nice couple, huh, cat?

Oh, you...!





♪ Catdog...

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog...

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog...