03x01 - Sumo Enchanted Evening/Hotel CatDog

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day, with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





[ Panting]

Whew! Great day for a jog, huh, cat?

Cat: oh, splendiferous.

Pothole!

Howdy, boys.

Hungry?

Yeah, I'm all "famishy."

Yeah. Whew!

All this jogging has worked up an appetite.

Oh, then welcome to rancid rabbit's rib room.

You're just in time for the all-you-can-eat buffet.

All righty.

Let's see if I can eat it all.

Beef, pork, porky beef, beef porky...

[ Stammering]

Oh, easy, dog, easy, easy!

Rancid: nonsense.

Run wild, boy.

The kitchen can always whip up more.

[ Yowling]

Well, in that case

Hi-ho dig- right in-itty.

Wow! Mmm!

Hey!

Oh, dog! Dog!

Why can't you control

These beastly urges?

Rancid: get it while it's cold.

Who's in the mood for sushi?

[ Stutters]

Sushi, su-su-su-shi?

That's right, raw fish.

Wow!

[ Sniffs deeply]

Oh, fishy, fishy, fish!

Ah, does my heart good to see you kids eating healthy.

I'll go get the bacon grease.

[ Exhales]

Dog, dog, dog!

Have we lost our minds?

Probably.

But we can't just devour fish, pork and beef like this.

We can't?

No!

We need side dishes too.

Whoopee!

Cat [ panting]: ooh, yeah!

Hey, cat, look at me!

I've never seen you like this before, cat.

You wolfed down that buffet like, like... Like me.

Okay, so I have a weakness for sushi...

But that's it.

Rancid: hope you saved

A little room for dessert.

Oh, gosh, i-i couldn't possibly...

I'm so stuffed I ought to be mounted on a wall!

[ Laughs]

Too bad.

It'll be a shame to waste

All this whitefish pudding.

Wh-wh-whitefish pudding?

Wow, that's the same stupid look I get

Just before I eat...

Moldy cheese mousse.

Moldy mousse, mousse, mousse.

Moldy, moldy, mousse, mousse, mousse!

Ah, let's eat.

[ Chomping loudly, burping]

[ Loud belch]

[ Belch echoes]

Hey, we're incredibly fat.

Oh, yeah.

I'll have to do a whole lot of jogging to lose this.

And I'll have to get a much sturdier wheelchair.

Check, please.

My pleasure.

Let's see, that's two all-you-can-eat buffets

Hmm, carry the seven and...

That'll be $,, please.

Oh, cat, can you cover me this time?

[ Stammers]

You're joking, right?

No, if I were joking, you'd be laughing, fatboy.

The buffet's $, each.

It says so out front, plain as day.

Is there a problem?

Cat: you bet

There's a problem.

All I've got is $ and some dental floss.

Oh, is it the wax kind?

The other stuff hurts my gums.

Focus, please, dog.

We owe this guy $,!

Make that $,.

You can keep the floss.

See, cat?

He's willing to work with us.

This is insane.

You can't charge that much for food.

Oh, yes, I can.

Do you have any idea how much this place costs to rent

Huh, huh?

Now pay up or else!

[ Gulps]

Or else, what?

Or else you can work off your debt.

Catdog, you've got to help me.

I came in here three weeks ago for a glass of orange juice.

It cost me $,.

Back to work, you weasel!

And I mean that as an insult even though you're, you know

Actually a weasel.

I just stopped by to use the pay phone

And the rabbit charged me $, and I called collect!

What are you complaining about, zipperpuss?

You'll be out of here next week.

Help us, catdog.

Yes, please, my hands are all pruny and I don't love it.

You think you've got it bad.

That crazy rabbit's had me running

On this treadmill for a month.

Pipe down, squirrely.

You can go as soon as that pig's cooked through.

I keep telling you.

I've got tickets to the theater.

Here you go, boys.

You can start with the bathrooms.

We've had some minor plumbing problems.

It's why we took the beans off the menu.

Now get cracking!

Dog: sorry, cat.

If I hadn't wanted to come here

We wouldn't owe rancid all that money.

[ Grunts]: yeah.

[ Panting]

And we wouldn't be this fat.

W-wait a minute.

We're fat.

Don't worry, cat.

These vertical stripes are very slimming.

No, no, no, dog.

I mean, we are humongous, gigantic, gargantuan...

As in big!

Oh, yeah!

I don't get it.

And since we're so huge

I don't see why we're letting

This puny little rodent

Push us around!

Now, now, now, take it easy, fellows...

That buffet wasn't worth $,, mister!

It was good, but there wasn't even any coleslaw.

Yeah! So we're not going to pay

Your ridiculous price.

In fact, we're leaving!

[ Gasps]

And we're taking these guys with us.

Yay!

[ Crashes]

No one's going anywhere

Till I get paid back.

Oh, you want payback?

Then take that!

Keep the change, small-fry.

[ Snickers]

Ah, so, you like the rough stuff, huh?

Well, two can play at that game--

Three, if you count the dog.

I'm counting the dog.

[ Snarls]

Where did you get that fabulous corset?

You crossed the wrong rabbit, boys.

[ Yowls]

[ Growling]

It's go time.

Wow, his fat is fatter than our fat.

Come on, catdog.

Show him who's boss.

What do you think, dog?

[ Shaking]

I think let's take him down!

[ Snarling]

[ Growling]

Looks like we're in for a boisterous brawl

Between two titanic heavyweights.

I just wish they'd put their clothes back on.

[ Grunting and growling]

[ Growls]

[ Roars]

Okay, hands, sumo some more.

[ Growls]

[ Grunting]

Cat: toro, toro, toro.

[ Yells]

[ Yelling]

[ Gasps]

Are we winning, cat?

I don't think so, dog.

He's... Too... Fat.

[ Growling]

Dog: whoa!

[ Hitting calculator keys]

Ooh, bad news, boys.

Now you owe me for the meal and for the damage to my restaurant.

According to my calculations, you'll be working here for...

Ever!

Must get fatter.

Got to keep eating.

Sayonara

Catdog-san.

[ Growling]

Gravity is not our friend.

[ Pounding]

[ Stammering]

Calm down now, fellows.

I can give you one of my buffet coupons.

It'll trim the bill down to... Oh, $!

Look at that.

We're all square--

Even stephen.

Way to go, catdog.

Nowwe're even.

I'm getting out of here

Before things get even weirder.

Come on, eddie.

Eddie: thanks, pal.

I really appreciate it.

[ Babbling]

God job, dog.

Right back at you, fatty.

Well, let's blow this rib stand.

Hi-ho diggety to that.

I might get hungry on the jog home.

[ Crashes]

Oh, dog, I've had a lot of brilliant ideas in my time

But turning our house into a hotel

Is my greatest ever!

But won't it be hard to run a hotel

All by ourselveses?

How hard can it be?

People come in, they go to sleep

They give you money, they leave.

Dog: but what about all the cleaning and the...?

Tut, tut, tut, my good dog.

A little hard work never hurt anybody... Especially you.

Hiya, catdog, got milk?

What do you think we're running here, a hotel?

I thought we were, cat.

Oh, you're right.

We are running a hotel.

Well, then, one delicious glass

Of ice-cold milk coming up.

Here's your moo juice, winslow.

Thanks, cat, that's more like it.

Whoa!

That'll be $.

Twenty dollars?!

What are you, nuts?

And that doesn't include the tip.

I got a tip for you: you can take your milk and you can...

[ Doorbell rings]

Our first guests.

Welcome to hotel catdog.

[ Crashing]

My name is hans.

I need a room for me

Undmy mama undher mama, ja?

Ja.

Uh...

Bellboy, take these two bags upstairs.

Ya, sir!

[ Grunting]

The other two bags.

Oops.

[ Crashing]

Do you serve chocolate mousse?

We'll serve anyone.

[ Laughs]

One chocolate mousse coming right up.

I am professor staffwag.

I need a place to work in peace and quiet.

Peace and quiet is our middle name.

Cat peace-and-quiet dog?

Wah!

[ Tires screech]

Wow!

Dog, it's maria cowess

Nearburg's greatest opera singer.

Innkeeper, I need your finest room.

I musta practice for my new opera: madama butterball.

Oh... It will be an honor to have you as our guest.

[ Groaning]

[ Cat laughs gleefully]

This is be-you-tee-ful.

All our rooms our filled and we're just sitting here

And we're making money, honey!

[ Cackles]

Oh, cat, you amaze myself.

[ Telephone rings]

Front desk.

Where's meinchocolate mousse?

Oh, a thousand pardons, sir.

[ Doorbell rings]

One chocolate mousse.

[ Cowess singing loudly]

Isn't she divine?

[ Cowess sings shrill high notes]

Will you tell that nincompoop in room

To be quiet while I'm trying to work?

That is no nincompoop.

That's maria cowess, nearburg's greatest opera singer!

She's nearburg's greatest pain in the neck!

Somebody put a cork in that bloated whale.

Excuse me, sir, I think you mean "bloated cow?"

[ Groans]

If this experiment works, I just might get my own tv show.

[ Cheering]

"Nitroglycerin, danger."

No loud noises or this stuff blows up.

How dare you two disturb me now?!

I'm sorry, madame cowess

But could you sing a teeny tiny teensy-weensy bit softer?

Me, sing with softness?

Never!

Don't slam the doors!

Sorry, sir!

German: where's my mousse?

Uh, uh, coming up, sir.

Hiya, bossy, got any lowfat on you?

[ Cowess screams]

Silence that cow before I turn her into beef patties!

I'll take care of it, sir.

[ Doorbell rings]

[ Giggles]

[ Grunts]

[ Phone rings]

Cowess [ screaming]: my room has a mouse in it!

Is he... Blue?

[ Singing]: yes!

Cat: oh, but don't worry.

That's just winslow.

I don't care about the name, get him out!

[ Humming]

[ Screams]

Hey, watch it sister!

[ Sighs]

Chocolate mousse!

No, winslow!

You call that a mousse?

Hey, I ain't no moose.

He ain't no moo...

He's a mouse.

[ Winslow yelping]

[ Crash]

I want meinmousse!

[ Cowess singing]

Send that cow out to pasture!

Uh, could you...?

I no stop singing for no one.

Don't slam the...

Oo, door.

[ Cowess singing]

I want mousse now!

One moussie coming up!

Your moose, sir.

[ Bellows]

Dog, not a real moose.

No, no, this is exactly what I want.

Come here, little moosie.

Come here, ja.

Poopsies, the moose is here.

[ Moose bellows]

Get him out!

What do I have to do...

...while I'm trying to work!

I need a chocolate mint on my pillow!

[ Everyone complaining at once]

[ Rumbling]

Now what?

...

...

...

Uh, mr. And mrs. Banks, could you keep it down, please?

Hold on, whiskers.

I'm almost done with my superset.

Keep playing that funky music, greenboy.

...

...

You must stop.

Give me those weights.

You got 'em, sweetcakes.

[ Yelps]

You blithering imbeciles!

This is nitroglycerine.

One more loud noise

And we'll all blow sky high!

[ Bellows]

I hate the hotel business.

This was the dumbest idea ever.

We got to get rid of these people.

But how?

[ Tires screeching outside]

So catdog, I hear youse two losers opened up a hotel.

We did.

And cat just said this was the dumb...

The greatest thing ever.

I'd love to chat, cliff

But we're too busy making lots of money.

The greasers can do anything that catdog does.

Yeah, and do it better!

Duh, with one leg tied behind, uh, your back.

Our hotel's going to put your hotel

Out of the hotel business.

[ Tires screeching]

That's the idea, cliffy.

[ Tires screech]

Come to the greasers grand hotel.

Much better than catdog's dump of a joint.

I hear it's the best hotel in the world and whatnot.

And quiet.

I'm not leaving.

We are not finished with our chocolate moose.

I paid for room and I stay in room.

I will not move my experiment.

I still got to do my crunches.

But they have free movies and a pool and, and jacuzzis

And terrycloth robes and-- oo, oo-- vibrating beds.

Oo, wacka-wacka.

All: never!

And little plastic signs

That say "do not disturb."

Did he say little plastic signs

That say "do not disturb?"

Ja!

[ Sings]: I'm leaving.

Me, too.

And we're never coming back.

See ya, suckers.

[ Tires squeal]

Ta ta.

Oh, dog, the next time I say

I have a brilliant idea

Hit me over the head with a shovel.

Okie-dokie, cat.

[ expl*si*n]

I wonder how the greasers are doing?

Good night, dog.

Good night, cat.

How about one more moose

Before we all turn in, ja?

[ Doorbell rings]

What do we do now, cat?

I got a brilliant idea!

[ Metallic thud]

[ Cat groans]





♪ ... No three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪