03x03 - Sweet and Lola/Rich Shriek, Poor Shriek

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





Unbelievable.

[ Growling]

[ Rumbling]

Careful, dog.

Cat: one more origami soldier

And my battle of vicksburg will be complete.

Ah... [ Shrieks]

Hola.i am lola.

Nice to meet you.

You're on my origami!

Is that some kind of cute local way of saying hello?

No, that's a way of saying you squashed my soldiers

With your chicken feet!

I'm a yellow-bellied whippoorwill and watch the tone.

Can we help you?

[ Sniffing] I hope so.

See, I am a zoologist.

Wow, you study zoos?

No, sweet cheeks, that means I study animals, okay?

And you two have got to be the most studiable animal I have ever seen.

Say "ah!"

Ah...

Two heads, one body...

Unbelievable.

[ Coughs, spits]

Hey, we are not lab rats to be studied.

Face it, pussycat, you're a fascinating creature.

Hmm... Well, got me there. [ Laughs]

That's what I've been saying for years. [ Laughs]

Come on, take your place

As a scientific revolutionary...

Galileo...

Darwin...

[ Crowd cheering]

Catdog!

Let's do it!

Hi-ho, diggity!

Now, don't worry about a thing.

I already moved my stuff into that tree.

And you won't even know I'm here.

Mmm, muffin.

[ Grumbles]

So, lola caricola, what's a bird like you

Doing in a nest like this?

Well, it all started when I was a little hatchling.

[ Chirping]

Look at this worm's nervous system.

Unbelievable!

I worked my way through zoology school

On my uncle's cattle farm.

"The average gestation period of the red bud seaweed bear

Is weeks."

Weeks!

Unbelievable.

So, here I am.

Ready for fame, fortune...

And maybe a donut.

Gracias, gatito.

Hey, that's spanish!

The more I think about it

We're the perfect subject for you.

My complex brain will fascinate scientists for years to come.

And I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Well, with my paw.

Boy, that's hard to look at.

Ta-da!

[ Lola laughs]

You two are too good to be true!

I like our new friend lola, cat.

What's not to like?

She's going to make us rich and famous.

[ Strumming relaxing tune...]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is gonna work out great.

[ Sighing and snoring...]

[ Humming]

[ Imitates duck quacking]

Morning, boys.

[ Both gasp]

Hey, my nakedness is showing!

Lola.

Don't look at the camera.

Just act natural.

Come on, dog, continue to loofah.

[ Both muttering]

No, you can't... What can...

You can't loofah in front of a total stranger.

[ Laughing]

Cat: and if you think that's funny, lovely ladies

Just wait till you see... This!

Both: whee... Ta-da!

Ready, dog?

Ready, cat.

[ Inhales deeply]

[ Grunting]

Hey, hey...

[ Both gasp]

During their mating ritual, catdog show off

Like dumb apes.

[ Lola laughing]

You two are unbelievable.

Female cat: dumb apes...

[ Chuckling]

Bye!

Bye!

Cat: whew!

I never thought being a research subject could be so annoying.

It'll get better once we're used to it.

[ Lola playing guitar]ah...

See, it's better already.

What the...?

Don't worry about the lights, muchachos

I just want to study your sleeping habits.

[ Singing in harsh voice]: ♪ ay... Yi... ♪

Okay, now it's not better anymore.

Lola: ♪ unbelievable! ♪

[ Dog snoring]

Cat?

Shh... [ Whispering]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Hmm...

Mm-hmm...

[ Chuckling]

Ah...

Ah.

[ Both yell]

How long have you been hiding in there?

Long enough to know I've got the perfect start for my research project.

Chapter one: how catdog go to the bathroom.

We were going to keep that a secret forever.

Enough's enough.

Lola has got to go!

Here's the deal.

We find someone weirder than us.

Lola studies them.

Lola leaves us alone.

But who's weirder than us?

Good question.

Aha!

Mm...

[ Both grumbling]

Lola, come quick.

Look what I found.

The amazing merviston love canoe.

Yes, uh... Two heads, two paddles, one wooden body.

It's unbelievable.

That's not a canoe, it's a kayak.

And those are just two guys fighting over a waffle.

Subject has hyperactive imagination.

O... Kay.

Unbelievable!

Cat: plan "b."

We have to scare lola away. Now, stand still.

Mmm, fluffy good.

Now, bark like a lunatic and chase me.

Okey-dokey.

Ruff-ruff...

Cat: run away!

Mad dog!

Oh, I'm scared.

Get out of town.

Dog's got rabies?

Oh, this just too unbelievable.

[ Whispers]: go after lola...

[ Barking weirdly]

Mmm, false alarm.

It's whipped cream.

Careful, kitty-kitty.

Dairy gives you gas.

This is getting serious, dog.

If we're going to scare lola away

We're going to need professional help.

Psychotherapy?

Even scarier, dog... Even scarier.

[ Engines rumbling...]

Oh, unbelievable!

Hey!

Right on time.

Which one of youse is, uh, "lola cherry cola?"

Hola,i am lola.

Finalmente, alguien en esta ciudad

Con quien puedo hablar en espanol!

So, lola, you think greasers are

"A cowardly bunch of puny puppies."

What?

I didn't write this junk.

[ Whistling]

I ain't never been puny in my life!

And I haven't been a puppy...

Duh... Since I was a puppy.

Get her, boys!

Back up slowly, dog.

I don't want to get any bloody feathers on me.

Who wants to get whipped by the whippoorwill?

[ Yipping...]

That was...

Unbelievable!

Hey, if you didn't want me around

All you had to do was ask me to leave... Adios!

Big jerks.

I should have them stuffed and mounted.

Um, excuse us... Lola?

Que pasa?

I'm leaving already, okay?

But we don't want you to leave.

Not since we saw what you did to the greasers.

Well, I was, uh, pretty impressive, huh?

Both: we're sorry.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I'm sorry, too.

From now on, I'll give you more privacy, okay?

Good... So, how did you learn

To defend yourself like that?

Hey, you try being a tiny bird

On a farm full of crazy cattle.

Madre mia...

It's either defend yourself

Or you're a bucketful of extra crispy whippoorwill.

Eww...

Well, we have a lot to learn from each other.

Hee... Hee... Hee-hee.

And dog... Has a lot to learn from everyone.

Mm-hmm.

Friends?

Amigos.

Amigos.

Spanish again.

You know, dog...

I'm really starting to like that lola.

Goodnight.

Donut!

Unbelievable.

[ Crying...]

All right, listen up.

As owner and manager of rancid's catering service

I demand the best workers.

Unfortunately, I'm stuck with you.

Now, back to work.

You know, dog, the rich are

Very different from you and me.

Yeah... They got more money.

[ Laughs]

Shh!

[ Humming...]

Dog!

Stop eating the canapes!

I wasn't eating a can of peas.

I eating these flaky cheese crackers.

Mm-mm, delicious.

Control, dog.

I don't want you to blow this.

This is our only chance

To mingle with nearburg's rich and elite.

Rancid: remember, tonight is the coming out party

Of mr. And mrs. Dubois' daughter.

Cliff, lube and shriek will serve the...

Hey, where's shriek?

Shriek is visiting her father, who's doing time at the state prison.

Well, I want you lowlifes to behave yourselves tonight.

You're with classy people, so show some class.

Duh... Okay.

[ Unzipping pants]

Hey, hey, hey!

I said class.

You just can't get good help these days.

[ Conversation and laughter...]

Look at them, dog.

They're so... Rich.

They're so... Beautiful.

They're so... Much... Better than us.

[ Sighs]

I wonder where their daughter is.

She's one lucky girl with digs like this.

I bet she's the happiest girl in the world!

Young lady, you must go downstairs this instant.

All of our wealthy and respected friends are waiting.

They ain't my friends.

I'd rather be home with the greasers where I belong.

But you belong here.

Didn't we give you everything you wanted?

Fancy cars, fabulous clothes, your very own pony.

I never wanted any of that stuff.

I wanted a leather jacket and brass knuckles.

This party cost your father a pretty penny.

So you'd better march downstairs right now, missy!

All right, already!

But this is the last time!

[ Playing classical music]

Oh, dog... This is where I belong.

[ Chuckling]

Aren't we supposed to be working, cat?

We're on our break.

Let's mingle

With the marvelous people.

But rancid said we weren't...

[ Clearing throat]

Hello, old sport.

Didn't we meet at lord and lady ruffchild's summer party in monacoburg?

Get away from me now!

Perhaps it was

The horse races at ascotburg?

Skiing at aspenburg?

And who is

This fascinating creature?

Get me a drink and make it snappy.

Duh, how do you make it snappy?

Hmm...?

Come here.

Can you keep a secret?

Uh... Huh?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

[ Whispering]

Eh...

Uh... Oh!

[ Snickers]

Hey! Hey...

Uh, try the other one.

He seems to have evolved a bit more.

Mm...

Ah...

Could you get me three shirley temples?

Duh, I think there's only one, but I'll see what I can do.

What an utter nincompoop.

The lower class is so...

Low.

Ouch.

And then I said, "hi-ho, diggity."

[ Laughter and applause]

You must come sailing on my yacht

In the caribbeanburg.

No, he's coming to my palazzo in veniceburg.

Uh, after he joins me at the spa at baden-baden-burg.

[ Laughs]

We are in with the in crowd.

This is gonna be bea-u-ti-ful!

[ Door opens, fanfare plays]

Ladies and gentlemen, my daughter.

[ Grunts]

Shriek?

Shriek?

Shriek?

Uh, duh, don't tell me.

Uh... I know who that is. [ Laughs]

Dog: shriek is rich?

She always looked like a million bucks to me.

Hold it! Shriek said she was visiting her father in prison.

Huh? Oh, no.

We're back in prison again.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Yeah, yeah.

Daunting to see you.

You look marvelous.

Huh?! Hey!

Cliff? Lube?

What are they doing here?

I don't believe it.

She ran away from us.

I think she was embarrassed

To be seen in our company.

Duh... This is sadder than the day I lost my balloon.

Who could blame her?

Why would a high class broad hang out with two losers like us?

Eh... My sweet balloon.

[ Kisses]

It was red and round.

Lube, my mentally challenged friend

It is time for us to leave this place.

[ Gasps]

Hello, shriek.

Gosh, I didn't know you were so...

Out of my way, fish breath!

Um, say, shriek, uh...

Could you introduce me to the prince of whales?

Ah, he's just

A big blowhole.

[ Toots loudly]

Oh, prince?

This is where she belongs and we don't.

Let us depart.

[ Door opens]

Hey, where you going?

Shriek don't want scum like us hanging around.

Well, old sport, you are who you are.

I'm the kind of guy who's hobnobbing

With the prince of whales

And you're the kind of guy

Who's running away with your tail between your legs.

Ha! Ta-ta.

Hey, wait a minute!

We don't run away.

We're greasers.

Yeah, greasers.

We may be scum, but we're greaser scum.

Yeah, scum.

Let us go tell that stuck-up snob a thing or two.

Cliff:hi-ya!

Hey, miss moneybags!

Cliff! Lube!

I've been looking for you.

Save it. We just came to tells you

That youse can kiss our sweet patooties.

[ All gasp]

We may not be rich like all you stuffed shirts

But we are greasers and we know how to party.

Duh...

Both: food fight!

[ Laughing]

[ Yelling and shrieking...]

Let's bob for apples... Bob.

Oops, no apples.

[ Laughs]

Care to dance?

Oh, no.

[ Lube laughing]

[ Cliff laughing]

[ Laughs]

[ Shrieks]

[ Grunting]

[ Groaning]

[ Laughing]

Hey!

Duh...

Cliff, lube, way to go!

You know these horrid people?

Ah!

Know them? They're my friends.

My real friends.

I'm a greaser.

Oh...

Let's get out of this dump

And go home to our dump!

[ Cliff and lube cheering]

Samuel, stop them!

Stop them?

I'm going with them!

[ Laughs]

Come on, catdog.

Let's go back where we belong.

Oh, sorry, shriek.

We're going to the prince of whales' castle in welshburg.

Ciao!

Wait for daddy, muffin!

Dog, from now on, it's first class all the way!

Well, you're half right.

Dog flies first class with me...

The only way to fly.

...and you fly cargo.

What are you talk... No, you can't...

Dog, you can't let him do this to me, please!

[ Gasping, grunting, babbling]

If he's cargo, then I'm cargo!

[ Cliff laughs]

Just like old times, eh, shrieky?

Kind of, but something's missing.

[ Yelling...]

That's it!

Let's get 'em!

[ Screams]

[ All yelling]

Wait!

Wait!

Hold on.

Wait for daddy.

I say, this is more fun than popcorn night in prison.

[ Laughs]

Wait, honey.

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪