[Wacky music]
♪
- ♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪
♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪
♪ No blue bunny, no three-eyed frog ♪
♪ Just a feline canine little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog
♪ Catdog
♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪
♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪
♪ All kind of critters live in catdog town ♪
♪ Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along ♪
♪ Gotta walk together gotta sing this song ♪
♪ Catdog
♪ Catdog
♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog
♪ Catdog
♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪
♪
- [Shivering]
[Muttering]
- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
- What?
Hmm?
That music.
It sounds like sweet angels singing.
- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
- Ah, heavenly voices joined as one.
- ♪ Wah-ooh
- Huh?
- ♪ Wah, wah-ooh
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Greasers
- ♪ The greasers
- ♪ Greasers
- ♪ Duh, hello
- ♪ Ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah, bop, bop, bop
♪ Ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah, bop, bop, bop
- [Musical screaming]
♪ Bop, bop, bop
- ♪ We're grease, grease, greasers ♪
♪ And we're gonna have fun
♪ We're gonna pound catdog
♪ And chase 'em when they run
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
[Clapping]
- Huh?
- Fabulous. Encore.
- Get lost, blue boy.
- Sheese louise, I'm gonna make you guys stars.
- Duh, like the ones I see when I stub my toe?
- No, like the ones who sell out concerts in huge stadiums.
- You mean, you like the way we sing?
- Sister, I love the way you sing.
- Ah!
- Eh, what do you know about music?
- Plenty. I'm a manager.
At least I used to be
Until that rat elvis jumped ship to the colonel.
- You discovered elvis presley?
- No, I discovered elvis the rat,
But he could have been big
And so could you.
The greasers are almost there.
They're just missing something.
They're just missing...
- ♪ Whitefish, chub
- ♪ Moldy meat and garbage
- ♪ Whitefish, chub
- ♪ Moldy meat and garbage
- That's it!
- ♪ Garbage
- ♪ Bow-diddy, bow, meow, meow-diddy, meow ♪
♪ Diddy, diddy, bow, bow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ And a heigh-ho diggity too
- Meow.
- Woof.
Hiya, winslow.
- Why didn't you knuckleheads tell me you could sing?
- Why didn't you knock?
- Never mind that.
How'd you two like to be stars?
- Okay.
- Rich stars?
- Is there any other kind?
- Well, there are old-time stars
Who hit it big before the real money
Started pouring in.
They wound up toothless and alone,
Haunted by memories of their heyday.
- You'll be rich stars, okay?
- Oh, sounds good to be, but what's the catch?
- I'm putting together a musical supergroup
And there's no catch.
Meet your new bandmates.
- You don't call that a catch?
- No way are we singing with catbutt.
- I didn't know you guys sing.
- We've got a lot in common, dog.
- Winslow, this is crazy.
They're gonna pound us.
- That ain't crazy, but we are gonna pound you.
- Freeze!
- Ah!
- You guys want to fight,
Or do you want to become the biggest musical group
Since campy cow-cow and her singing utter?
- I vote for music. Music sounds good.
- You really think we can be as big as campy cow-cow?
- Bigger.
- So what's the deal here, rodent?
What's your plan?
- Well, if youse learn to get along,
Then I can turn youse into...
Winslows woppers!
- Winsows woppers, huh?
- That's right, as in "doo-wop."
Trust me. It tested through the roof.
- Hey, it fits pretty good.
- That's genuine leather hide, toots.
- Mmm.
Mine is warmy.
- Hey, lookin' good there, cliff.
- Right back at you, kitty cat.
- Mine was inspected by number .
He's very good.
- Then it's settled.
All: all for one, and one for all
Click!
- Hey, why are we all crammed in the bathroom?
- 'Cause it has the best acoustics for doo-wop.
[Zipping]
- Sorry.
Duh, I had too much lemonade.
- Okay, woppers, a one, and a two, and a...
All: one, two, three.
- ♪ Dog
- ♪ Cat
♪ Cat, cat, cat
- ♪ Cliff
- ♪ Cat, cat, cat
- ♪ Shriek
- ♪ And whatever they call me
- ♪ Woppers - ♪ woppers
- ♪ Woppers
- ♪ Bow-wow-wow
- ♪ Some guy said doo-wop was dead ♪
♪ Then we bopped him on the head ♪
- ♪ We're doo-wop daddies and a doo-wop thing ♪
♪ Scratching and biting my way to fame ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ We're doo-wop doggies - ♪ and a doo-wop cat
- ♪ Doo-wop skinny - ♪ and doo-wop fat
- ♪ Chasing and pounding and chasing all day ♪
- ♪ Crushing into stuff along the way ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
- ♪ And a doo-wop diggity too - ♪ bow-wow-wow
- ♪ Bow-diddy, bow, meow, meow-diddy, meow ♪
♪ Diddy, diddy, bow, bow, meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
- That hurt.
- [Laughing]
Tears in the eye, people. Tears in the eye.
Now back to work!
- ♪ Look at me
♪ Look at me, look at me ♪
♪ Me
- Oof!
- [Laughs]
Ha-ha, we're stars!
- No, no.
[Growling]
- Oof!
- [Sighs]
Okay, people, that's enough for today.
- Ah, thank you, little blue whipcracker.
- Hey, I'm riding you hard
So that youse guys don't blow it at tomorrow's big concert.
- Uh, duh, mr. Mouse?
Do I say, "bow-diddy, bow"
Or "bow-wow-wow"?
- Ugh.
Don't get mad.
Every group needs a pretty boy.
Good with the first one. Sleep tight, meat.
See you tomorrow.
[Cheers and applause]
- Wow, this place is great.
And look, I got my own woppers baseball cap.
- Well, where's my cap?
Caps?
- Hey, superstars, ready to wow the crowd?
- How am I supposed to wow anyone with a cap?
- Uh, sorry, your head's too square.
- I have never been so insulted.
- Aw, come on.
I've insulted you worse than that.
- Why's catdog's dressing room bigger than mine?
- Relax. You got the window.
- He gets a cap and a window?
- Freeze!
This is just the kind of infighting
That breaks up every band.
- Two minutes, woppers.
- No, it's minutes and seconds.
- Face it, I'm the star, and I deserve a bigger room.
- Duh, the mouse said I'm pretty.
Mwah!
- Oh, please.
Everybody loves a soprano.
[Screeches]
Ugh!
[Screeching]
- Don't do this, woppers!
Remember, all for one, and one for all?
- More like all for them, and none for me.
- Move it, square head.
I ain't singing till my dressing room gets bigger.
- And I'm not singing till you apologize to cat.
- And I'm not singing if dog's not singing.
- [Sighs]
- And I'm just not singing!
- Duh, I'll sing.
- The concert is off.
- Yeah, off.
Big bully.
- Who needs youse goofballs?
I'm going solo.
- Yeah, I'll go solo with you.
- [Groaning]
- Duh?
- Oh, get out.
[Crying]
It's elvis the rat all over again.
- Seconds, woppers.
- No, it's .
Woppers?
- The woppers are splits-ville, fellas.
But how would youse two like to be stars?
- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
- ♪ Bow-diddy, bow
- ♪ Meow, meow-diddy, meow
- ♪ Diddy, diddy, bow, bow
- ♪ Meow, meow, meow
- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪
- I am so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
- I'm sorry, dog.
Sorry, cat!
- Yeah, I'm sorry too.
- Man, we could have been huge stars.
What were we thinking?
- Yeah, I guess we were thinking it's fun to sing with you,
But it's a lot more fun to pound you.
- [Frightened moaning]
- ♪ I'm mervis - ♪ and dunglap
♪ And we're all that
♪ We're a pig and a weasel
♪ And we like to rap
- Ball, ball, ball! Get the ball!
- No, no, no! - Get the ball!
- [Giggling] unbelievable.
This electric hammock
Was worth all the $,. I paid for it.
[Laughing]
- Ball, ball, ball!
- Hey, lola.
Wow, neat new hammock.
- Hola,catdog.
[Car horn honking]
Uh-oh.
Shh, stay here.
Hola,mr. Bottomliner.
- It's bottomleaner!
Where's my catdog documentary?
The premiere is tonight at :.
- I...
I was just finishing it.
Let me tell you something,
You are going to love it, baby.
- I better love it.
I gave you $,. To make that movie!
- [Struggling]
- Now either I get my movie,
Or you give back the money, honey.
- [Nervous laughing]
The movie's finished.
We're just working on some last-minute problems
With the music.
- And don't forget,
It better be full of action, romance,
And with a little something for the kiddies.
It better be good or else!
- Or else what?
- Or else I'll be making a new addition
To my stuffed bird collection.
- No, thanks.
[Engine turning over]
- Whoa!
Oof!
- And so instead of making my documentary
About you two, I spent it on my new electric hammock.
- Gee, lola, that wasn't a very good thing to do.
- Oh, you're right.
I should have gone for the jet ski.
- I'd sell my soul for a jet ski.
- I got to make a movie about you two right now.
If the movie's a hit,
You'll be able to buy anything you want.
- That's true.
- But I've got to warn you,
Documentaries are a cutthroat business.
If we blow it, bottomleaner will stuff us all!
- Ouch.
Still, fame, fortune.
It would be fabulous.
The three "f"s!
We'll do it.
- Winslow, are you ready?
- Wait a minute.
I get top billing, my own trailer,
And % of the gross!
- How about I fly up there
And stuff my bullhorn down your throat?
- [Nervous laughing]
You're a shrewd negotiator.
Roll it, lola.
- Catdog, you're on.
- It will be a pleasure.
- Heigh-ho documentary!
- Action!
[Winslow screaming]
Now we need to show you battling your natural enemies,
Someone mean and evil who loves to b*at you up.
I wonder who we can get.
- Oh, I got an idea.
- Dog, no.
- Cat, yes.
[Greasers laughing]
- Fabulous work, fellas.
- [Panting]
This is not what I signed up for
With this documentary thing.
- Good work. Moving on.
Where are my next actors.
- To be or not to be--
- Wait! Hold the camera.
Eddie's here!
I can act.
I can act like nobody's business.
- Zip it!
Get in costume.
- Man, this thing
Really does make you feel peaceful.
- Quiet on the set!
Hola,it's lola.
- Where are you and where's my movie?
- Don't worry, sir.
No problem.
See you soon.
Adios.
Get that rolling, boys.
We're burning daylight here.
Mervis, dunglap, are you ready?
Now get out there and don't forget your makeup.
- Hey, nobody told me about makeup.
- Call my agent. Call my lawyer.
Call my mommy.
- Quit whining, baby.
The camera loves you.
And that's a wrap!
[Clattering]
- Gee, lola, shouldn't we look at the movie first?
- No time, amigo.
- Wah-hoo!
- Live from nearburg,
The documentary film capital of the world,
It's the premiere of mondo catdog,
And I know you're going to love it.
- If that lola doesn't get here in five minutes,
She's gonna be one sorry little bird.
[Laughing]
- Faster, dog. Faster!
- Hurry up, dog.
We can't be late for our premiere.
- Nothing like a good documentary
To get your blood pumping.
- I don't know.
I like a nice violent cartoon.
Ah!
[Crowd gasping]
- Whoa!
- I don't want to make you nervous,
But this better be the best darn documentary
I've ever seen.
- Not to worry. It'll be real good.
[Projector whirring]
We are about to show you a creature so wild,
So weird, and so downright bizarre
That you,yes you, may feint.
Behold the creature called catdog.
Half cat...
- [Snarling]
- Half dog.
- [Growls]
- All beast, all wild, and all weird.
The morning begins
With the never ending search for food.
- [Sniffing]
- [Snarls]
- Heigh-ho, diggity!
That's my copyrighted catchphrase.
- Shh.
- Two heads make them twice as smart.
And catdog take advantage of every kind
Of forest camouflage.
- [Whistles]
Keep the change.
- They crawl.
They creep.
They even do the chameleon.
- I could watch this scene forever.
- Everyone meets at the wateringhole.
- Hmm...
- But catdog keeps a eye open
For the wild greaser-saurus.
- Ah!
- I based my character on myself.
- But there is a softer side to catdog.
In the spring, the mating season begins.
They spot the rare female catdog.
- Whoa!
- Ahh!
Oof!
- Love is in the air.
The male catdog must charm his potential bride
With the exotic mating dance.
- Oh, oh, yeah!
[Panting]
- I smell wedding bells.
And after wedding bells, what follows?
Yes, the pitter-patter of tiny little
Teeny-tiny little catdog feet.
Ah, the beauty of birth.
A new generation of catdogs is born.
- [Crying]
Meowing and puking.
They are ready to carry on the catdog tradition.
- [Crying] - goo, goo, ga, ga.
- And so, we leave the catdog--
Proud, brave, and really bizarre.
- Ah!
- Ta-da!
[Chuckles]
Ahem.
This documentary thing was a huge mistake.
They hated it.
I told you we should have made a teen slasher movie.
- [Growls]
- What do we do now?
- Exit state left!
[Shouting]
- Good-bye, cat.
- Good-bye, dog.
- Good-bye, catdog.
- Brilliant!
- Yes, genius.
- Fantastic!
[Cheers and applause]
- Lola, that was terrific.
I laughed. I cried.
[Blows nose]
- Gracias,mr. Bottomliner.
[Crowd chanting] catdog! Catdog! Catdog!
Catdog! Catdog! Catdog!
- This is beautiful!
Right, we got to make this gravy train last.
- Um, mr. Bottomleaner,
Let's talk sequel.
- Yeah, and we'll make it even bigger and better.
- Yeah, we'll even show you how we go p-o-t-t-i-e.
- Here's the bucks for the lights, cameras,
And plenty of action.
[Happy laughter]
- Gee, cat, we spent all the money,
And we didn't make a movie.
You sure this is a good thing to do?
- Oh, dog, will you please just relax?
Hello, lovely ladies. - Hi.
- Oof! - Ah!
- You better not have scratched my new boat.
By the way, where's my sequel?
[Wacky music]
- ♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪
♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪
♪ No blue bunny, no three-eyed frog ♪
♪ Just a feline canine little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog
♪ Catdog
♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪
♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪
♪ All kind of critters live in catdog town ♪
♪ Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along ♪
♪ Gotta walk together gotta sing this song ♪
♪ Catdog
♪ Catdog
♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog
♪ Catdog
♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪
♪
03x13 - Doo Wop Diggety/CatDogumentary
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Conjoined siblings -- one a dog, the other a cat -- deal with the unique challenges of their existence.
Conjoined siblings -- one a dog, the other a cat -- deal with the unique challenges of their existence.