03x13 - Doo Wop Diggety/CatDogumentary

[bunniefuu]

[Wacky music]

♪

- ♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bunny, no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline canine little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters live in catdog town ♪

♪ Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along ♪

♪ Gotta walk together gotta sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪

♪

- [Shivering]

[Muttering]

- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

- What?

Hmm?

That music.

It sounds like sweet angels singing.

- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

- Ah, heavenly voices joined as one.

- ♪ Wah-ooh

- Huh?

- ♪ Wah, wah-ooh

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Greasers

- ♪ The greasers

- ♪ Greasers

- ♪ Duh, hello

- ♪ Ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah, bop, bop, bop

♪ Ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah, bop, bop, bop

- [Musical screaming]

♪ Bop, bop, bop

- ♪ We're grease, grease, greasers ♪

♪ And we're gonna have fun

♪ We're gonna pound catdog

♪ And chase 'em when they run

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

[Clapping]

- Huh?

- Fabulous. Encore.

- Get lost, blue boy.

- Sheese louise, I'm gonna make you guys stars.

- Duh, like the ones I see when I stub my toe?

- No, like the ones who sell out concerts in huge stadiums.

- You mean, you like the way we sing?

- Sister, I love the way you sing.

- Ah!

- Eh, what do you know about music?

- Plenty. I'm a manager.

At least I used to be

Until that rat elvis jumped ship to the colonel.

- You discovered elvis presley?

- No, I discovered elvis the rat,

But he could have been big

And so could you.

The greasers are almost there.

They're just missing something.

They're just missing...

- ♪ Whitefish, chub

- ♪ Moldy meat and garbage

- ♪ Whitefish, chub

- ♪ Moldy meat and garbage

- That's it!

- ♪ Garbage

- ♪ Bow-diddy, bow, meow, meow-diddy, meow ♪

♪ Diddy, diddy, bow, bow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ And a heigh-ho diggity too

- Meow.

- Woof.

Hiya, winslow.

- Why didn't you knuckleheads tell me you could sing?

- Why didn't you knock?

- Never mind that.

How'd you two like to be stars?

- Okay.

- Rich stars?

- Is there any other kind?

- Well, there are old-time stars

Who hit it big before the real money

Started pouring in.

They wound up toothless and alone,

Haunted by memories of their heyday.

- You'll be rich stars, okay?

- Oh, sounds good to be, but what's the catch?

- I'm putting together a musical supergroup

And there's no catch.

Meet your new bandmates.

- You don't call that a catch?

- No way are we singing with catbutt.

- I didn't know you guys sing.

- We've got a lot in common, dog.

- Winslow, this is crazy.

They're gonna pound us.

- That ain't crazy, but we are gonna pound you.

- Freeze!

- Ah!

- You guys want to fight,

Or do you want to become the biggest musical group

Since campy cow-cow and her singing utter?

- I vote for music. Music sounds good.

- You really think we can be as big as campy cow-cow?

- Bigger.

- So what's the deal here, rodent?

What's your plan?

- Well, if youse learn to get along,

Then I can turn youse into...

Winslows woppers!

- Winsows woppers, huh?

- That's right, as in "doo-wop."

Trust me. It tested through the roof.

- Hey, it fits pretty good.

- That's genuine leather hide, toots.

- Mmm.

Mine is warmy.

- Hey, lookin' good there, cliff.

- Right back at you, kitty cat.

- Mine was inspected by number .

He's very good.

- Then it's settled.

All: all for one, and one for all

Click!

- Hey, why are we all crammed in the bathroom?

- 'Cause it has the best acoustics for doo-wop.

[Zipping]

- Sorry.

Duh, I had too much lemonade.

- Okay, woppers, a one, and a two, and a...

All: one, two, three.

- ♪ Dog

- ♪ Cat

♪ Cat, cat, cat

- ♪ Cliff

- ♪ Cat, cat, cat

- ♪ Shriek

- ♪ And whatever they call me

- ♪ Woppers - ♪ woppers

- ♪ Woppers

- ♪ Bow-wow-wow

- ♪ Some guy said doo-wop was dead ♪

♪ Then we bopped him on the head ♪

- ♪ We're doo-wop daddies and a doo-wop thing ♪

♪ Scratching and biting my way to fame ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ We're doo-wop doggies - ♪ and a doo-wop cat

- ♪ Doo-wop skinny - ♪ and doo-wop fat

- ♪ Chasing and pounding and chasing all day ♪

- ♪ Crushing into stuff along the way ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

- ♪ And a doo-wop diggity too - ♪ bow-wow-wow

- ♪ Bow-diddy, bow, meow, meow-diddy, meow ♪

♪ Diddy, diddy, bow, bow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

- That hurt.

- [Laughing]

Tears in the eye, people. Tears in the eye.

Now back to work!

- ♪ Look at me

♪ Look at me, look at me ♪

♪ Me

- Oof!

- [Laughs]

Ha-ha, we're stars!

- No, no.

[Growling]

- Oof!

- [Sighs]

Okay, people, that's enough for today.

- Ah, thank you, little blue whipcracker.

- Hey, I'm riding you hard

So that youse guys don't blow it at tomorrow's big concert.

- Uh, duh, mr. Mouse?

Do I say, "bow-diddy, bow"

Or "bow-wow-wow"?

- Ugh.

Don't get mad.

Every group needs a pretty boy.

Good with the first one. Sleep tight, meat.

See you tomorrow.

[Cheers and applause]

- Wow, this place is great.

And look, I got my own woppers baseball cap.

- Well, where's my cap?

Caps?

- Hey, superstars, ready to wow the crowd?

- How am I supposed to wow anyone with a cap?

- Uh, sorry, your head's too square.

- I have never been so insulted.

- Aw, come on.

I've insulted you worse than that.

- Why's catdog's dressing room bigger than mine?

- Relax. You got the window.

- He gets a cap and a window?

- Freeze!

This is just the kind of infighting

That breaks up every band.

- Two minutes, woppers.

- No, it's minutes and seconds.

- Face it, I'm the star, and I deserve a bigger room.

- Duh, the mouse said I'm pretty.

Mwah!

- Oh, please.

Everybody loves a soprano.

[Screeches]

Ugh!

[Screeching]

- Don't do this, woppers!

Remember, all for one, and one for all?

- More like all for them, and none for me.

- Move it, square head.

I ain't singing till my dressing room gets bigger.

- And I'm not singing till you apologize to cat.

- And I'm not singing if dog's not singing.

- [Sighs]

- And I'm just not singing!

- Duh, I'll sing.

- The concert is off.

- Yeah, off.

Big bully.

- Who needs youse goofballs?

I'm going solo.

- Yeah, I'll go solo with you.

- [Groaning]

- Duh?

- Oh, get out.

[Crying]

It's elvis the rat all over again.

- Seconds, woppers.

- No, it's .

Woppers?

- The woppers are splits-ville, fellas.

But how would youse two like to be stars?

- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

- ♪ Bow-diddy, bow

- ♪ Meow, meow-diddy, meow

- ♪ Diddy, diddy, bow, bow

- ♪ Meow, meow, meow

- ♪ Wah-ooh, wah, wah-ooh ♪

- I am so sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

- I'm sorry, dog.

Sorry, cat!

- Yeah, I'm sorry too.

- Man, we could have been huge stars.

What were we thinking?

- Yeah, I guess we were thinking it's fun to sing with you,

But it's a lot more fun to pound you.

- [Frightened moaning]

- ♪ I'm mervis - ♪ and dunglap

♪ And we're all that

♪ We're a pig and a weasel

♪ And we like to rap

- Ball, ball, ball! Get the ball!

- No, no, no! - Get the ball!

- [Giggling] unbelievable.

This electric hammock

Was worth all the $,. I paid for it.

[Laughing]

- Ball, ball, ball!

- Hey, lola.

Wow, neat new hammock.

- Hola,catdog.

[Car horn honking]

Uh-oh.

Shh, stay here.

Hola,mr. Bottomliner.

- It's bottomleaner!

Where's my catdog documentary?

The premiere is tonight at :.

- I...

I was just finishing it.

Let me tell you something,

You are going to love it, baby.

- I better love it.

I gave you $,. To make that movie!

- [Struggling]

- Now either I get my movie,

Or you give back the money, honey.

- [Nervous laughing]

The movie's finished.

We're just working on some last-minute problems

With the music.

- And don't forget,

It better be full of action, romance,

And with a little something for the kiddies.

It better be good or else!

- Or else what?

- Or else I'll be making a new addition

To my stuffed bird collection.

- No, thanks.

[Engine turning over]

- Whoa!

Oof!

- And so instead of making my documentary

About you two, I spent it on my new electric hammock.

- Gee, lola, that wasn't a very good thing to do.

- Oh, you're right.

I should have gone for the jet ski.

- I'd sell my soul for a jet ski.

- I got to make a movie about you two right now.

If the movie's a hit,

You'll be able to buy anything you want.

- That's true.

- But I've got to warn you,

Documentaries are a cutthroat business.

If we blow it, bottomleaner will stuff us all!

- Ouch.

Still, fame, fortune.

It would be fabulous.

The three "f"s!

We'll do it.

- Winslow, are you ready?

- Wait a minute.

I get top billing, my own trailer,

And % of the gross!

- How about I fly up there

And stuff my bullhorn down your throat?

- [Nervous laughing]

You're a shrewd negotiator.

Roll it, lola.

- Catdog, you're on.

- It will be a pleasure.

- Heigh-ho documentary!

- Action!

[Winslow screaming]

Now we need to show you battling your natural enemies,

Someone mean and evil who loves to b*at you up.

I wonder who we can get.

- Oh, I got an idea.

- Dog, no.

- Cat, yes.

[Greasers laughing]

- Fabulous work, fellas.

- [Panting]

This is not what I signed up for

With this documentary thing.

- Good work. Moving on.

Where are my next actors.

- To be or not to be--

- Wait! Hold the camera.

Eddie's here!

I can act.

I can act like nobody's business.

- Zip it!

Get in costume.

- Man, this thing

Really does make you feel peaceful.

- Quiet on the set!

Hola,it's lola.

- Where are you and where's my movie?

- Don't worry, sir.

No problem.

See you soon.

Adios.

Get that rolling, boys.

We're burning daylight here.

Mervis, dunglap, are you ready?

Now get out there and don't forget your makeup.

- Hey, nobody told me about makeup.

- Call my agent. Call my lawyer.

Call my mommy.

- Quit whining, baby.

The camera loves you.

And that's a wrap!

[Clattering]

- Gee, lola, shouldn't we look at the movie first?

- No time, amigo.

- Wah-hoo!

- Live from nearburg,

The documentary film capital of the world,

It's the premiere of mondo catdog,

And I know you're going to love it.

- If that lola doesn't get here in five minutes,

She's gonna be one sorry little bird.

[Laughing]

- Faster, dog. Faster!

- Hurry up, dog.

We can't be late for our premiere.

- Nothing like a good documentary

To get your blood pumping.

- I don't know.

I like a nice violent cartoon.

Ah!

[Crowd gasping]

- Whoa!

- I don't want to make you nervous,

But this better be the best darn documentary

I've ever seen.

- Not to worry. It'll be real good.

[Projector whirring]

We are about to show you a creature so wild,

So weird, and so downright bizarre

That you,yes you, may feint.

Behold the creature called catdog.

Half cat...

- [Snarling]

- Half dog.

- [Growls]

- All beast, all wild, and all weird.

The morning begins

With the never ending search for food.

- [Sniffing]

- [Snarls]

- Heigh-ho, diggity!

That's my copyrighted catchphrase.

- Shh.

- Two heads make them twice as smart.

And catdog take advantage of every kind

Of forest camouflage.

- [Whistles]

Keep the change.

- They crawl.

They creep.

They even do the chameleon.

- I could watch this scene forever.

- Everyone meets at the wateringhole.

- Hmm...

- But catdog keeps a eye open

For the wild greaser-saurus.

- Ah!

- I based my character on myself.

- But there is a softer side to catdog.

In the spring, the mating season begins.

They spot the rare female catdog.

- Whoa!

- Ahh!

Oof!

- Love is in the air.

The male catdog must charm his potential bride

With the exotic mating dance.

- Oh, oh, yeah!

[Panting]

- I smell wedding bells.

And after wedding bells, what follows?

Yes, the pitter-patter of tiny little

Teeny-tiny little catdog feet.

Ah, the beauty of birth.

A new generation of catdogs is born.

- [Crying]

Meowing and puking.

They are ready to carry on the catdog tradition.

- [Crying] - goo, goo, ga, ga.

- And so, we leave the catdog--

Proud, brave, and really bizarre.

- Ah!

- Ta-da!

[Chuckles]

Ahem.

This documentary thing was a huge mistake.

They hated it.

I told you we should have made a teen slasher movie.

- [Growls]

- What do we do now?

- Exit state left!

[Shouting]

- Good-bye, cat.

- Good-bye, dog.

- Good-bye, catdog.

- Brilliant!

- Yes, genius.

- Fantastic!

[Cheers and applause]

- Lola, that was terrific.

I laughed. I cried.

[Blows nose]

- Gracias,mr. Bottomliner.

[Crowd chanting] catdog! Catdog! Catdog!

Catdog! Catdog! Catdog!

- This is beautiful!

Right, we got to make this gravy train last.

- Um, mr. Bottomleaner,

Let's talk sequel.

- Yeah, and we'll make it even bigger and better.

- Yeah, we'll even show you how we go p-o-t-t-i-e.

- Here's the bucks for the lights, cameras,

And plenty of action.

[Happy laughter]

- Gee, cat, we spent all the money,

And we didn't make a movie.

You sure this is a good thing to do?

- Oh, dog, will you please just relax?

Hello, lovely ladies. - Hi.

- Oof! - Ah!

- You better not have scratched my new boat.

By the way, where's my sequel?

[Wacky music]

- ♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bunny, no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline canine little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters live in catdog town ♪

♪ Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along ♪

♪ Gotta walk together gotta sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog

♪ Catdog

♪ Alone in the world is a little catdog ♪

♪