03x04 - CatDogula

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





[ Thunderclap]

[ Animal howling]

[ Screaming]

Ready?

Uh... Ready.

Hi-ho, halloween!

Cut, cut, cut, cut!

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

Done!

Ah...

Mm! Nice work, dog.

Thank you, cat.

And now, dog, it's, uh...

Oh! Costume time, costume time!

Costume time, costume time, whoo!

[ Grunting and panting]

I am count dogula!

And I am...

Hazel the hula honey from hawaii?

Dog, for the last time, I am duke ahanamoku of hawaii.

Two-time olympic medalist and patron saint of surfing.

[ Sniffing]

Hey, what smells, duke?

Well, normally, I'd say you

But it's probably

My authentic hawaiian lei of garlic.

Well, well, well...

If it ain't count dogula

And hula girl.

I am not a girl. I am...

Save it, whiskers.

I'm going to a private party and no hula girls allowed.

We interrupt our

Halloween special for this bulletin.

Mrs. O'leary's poor cattle lie here, bloodless

With tiny puncture marks on their necks.

[ Screams]

[ Blows raspberry]

Come on, it's just one of those

Fake scary news reports they do on halloween.

What kind of fiend could have done this horrible act?

Moo...

[ Screams]

Be afraid... Be very afraid!

Moo! [ Snickers]

Oh, I'm afraid.

Okay, so it's a very good, very well produced

Fake, scary news report.

[ Gasps]

Bloodless cattle...

Tiny punctures...

[ Gasps]

It can't be!

It's...

It's...

Unbelievable...

My fellow nearburgers...

We've got ourselves a vampire problem.

[ All gasp]

We've got to track down the bloodsucking undead

And stake 'em!

[ Crowd cheering]

Death to the undead!

Yeah! They don't deserve to live!

Let's get 'em!

[ Crowd roaring]

Cat: it's okay, dog.

You really think that whole cow thing was a fake, cat?

Of course it was.

Now, come on, let's go

Before they give away all the candy.

Yay! Candy, candy, candy!

Candy, candy, candy...

♪ Trick or treat

♪ Smell my pits

♪ Feed me chocolate, give me zits ♪

♪ Wreck my teeth, make me sick

♪ Make me hurl a halloween brick ♪

♪ Comb the country, scour the town ♪

♪ Find all candy, wolf it down

♪ Every morsel, every crumb

♪ Eat it till your mouth is numb ♪

♪ Trick or treat

♪ Smell my butt, eww ♪

♪ Shovel sugar into my gut

♪ Give me the candy mother lode ♪

♪ Feed me junk till I explode!

[ Thunder rumbling]

How come we always go to work on halloween, amigo?

'Cause we're the legendary peruvian vampire ticks, man.

Compadres...

I am feeling thirsty.

Something red, perhaps?

How about we suck this town dry?

[ Laughs]

Laugh with me.

[ All laughing]

Viva nosferacho!

[ Gasps]

I've got to stop them!

Well, that was a nice haul.

Whoo, it sure was!

[ Belches]

So, dog...

You want to take the long way home...

Or the short cut?

Ooh! I, i, i... I vote for long way.

Oh, is somebody afraid?

No...

Then prove it!

Um... Okay.

Nosferacho, mira, mira!

Two heads, one body...

Where are we, wacky land?

What is that thing?

I don't know, but I'll bite anything once...

Or twice!

[ Ticks cheering]

[ Dog whimpering]

Eyes ahead, keep walking.

Uh, cat?

What?

There's something spooky in here.

Don't be silly.

It's just a cemetery full of rotting corpses.

Yikes!

Ooh, you are such a fraidy dog.

Oh... Hmm?

But I just, uh... There was a...

A thing in the... Ah, never mind.

Oh! What are you...?

[ Laughs]

Your dress fell off!

It's not a dress!

It's a skirt.

Stupid dress...

I knew I should have been louis xiv.

Come on, dog.

Ah! Garlic!

Forget el gato.

We'll get him later.

I am in the mood for something sweet.

Vamoose to the kindergarten!

[ All cheering]

[ Dog moaning]

[ Yelling and gibbering]

[ Bites]

Ah! Ooh...!

I didn't know you were allergic to garlic.

[ Snorting and groaning]

Wait a minute!

Neck wounds...

Bad reaction to garlic...

A much nicer cape...

Real fangs... Ah!

Oh...

Dog, you're a vam... Vam....

V-v-vampire!

That is count dogula to you, hula girl.

I am not a hul... Whoa!

[ Growling]

Now, just a...

What are you do...

Don't... Oh, no, you don't!

Stop that, stop that!

Dog: must have blood!

[ Growling]

Back, back, I say! Back!

[ Groaning]

Cat...

Dog? Is that you or the bloodsucking scary guy?

Help... Me...

Death to all vampires!

Crowd: death to all vampires...!

Death to all vampires!

[ Gasps]

I'm a vampire.

That means me!

Shh...

The vampire's nearby.

Find him and stake him!

[ Crowd cheering]

I... I just got to say

You're the most beautiful angry mob

I've ever whipped into a frenzy.

Ho-ho, let's get 'em.

[ Crowd cheering]

Dog: blood, blood, blood!

Must drink blood!

I liked it better when you drank toilet water.

[ Gasping and snorting]

Shriek: it's in the tree!

[ Crowd yelling...]

Cat: dog, what's happening to you?

Whoa, whoa...!

It's catbat!

I mean catdog...

After them!

[ Crowd yelling]

Dog... Oh, come on, dog.

Catdog!

Lola!

Come, I want to suck your blood!

[ Hisses]

Ee... Or garbage would be nice.

No, I want blood!

Garbage, garbage, garbage!

Blood, blood, blood!

Garbage... Blood... Garbage... Blood...

That's one confused vampire.

Tell me about it!

We've got to get dog out of here!

Follow me, muchachos.

I'll explain everything!

Long ago...

My grandmother told me

Of an ancient legend

Of the peruvian vampire ticks.

[ Goat baaing]

[ Growling]

Their leader was a fat, evil tick named nosferacho.

[ Belches]

[ Laughs]

I got to admit it... I love my work.

[ Laughs]

Unbelievable!

That's what I say!

But it's true.

Now, we have to find a way

To get the vampire out of dog's body.

Hmm... Everything you always wanted to know about vampires

But were way too afraid to ask.

Lola: "the only way to cure a vampire tick's victim

"Is to completely drench, drown, dip or dunk them in garlic juice.

"Warning: you must perform this before the clock strikes the th chime on halloween

Or the victim will be a vampire forever"

Oh! That's too long!

We've got eight minutes.

Where are we going to get that much garlic juice?

Well, we can always try the old abandoned garlic factory.

Ooh... Oh!

Hand over that vampire!

Um... What vampire?

[ Snarling]

Ixnay on the iting-bay!

[ Crowd muttering]

Stakes ready!

Nosferacho: atencion!

This little doggy is my creature of the night.

[ Laughing]

Follow me to the garlic factory!

Master...

Come on, dog!

It's bat time!

Yee...

Oof!

Nosferacho [ laughing]: munch, munch, munch...

This angry mob is officially dissolved.

Run away! Run away!

Get them, my fierce minions, get them!

Hey, greasers!

You're vampires?

Hey, I can be a vampire!

I can bite with the best of them!

I want to be a vampire!

Come on, bite me, bite me!

Ha! Don't make me laugh uncontrollably!

Aw, come on, guys!

I want to be a greaser vampire!

Give a squirrel a break!

[ Thunder crashes]

I'm up way too high, I'm up way too high

I'm up way too high, I'm up way too high...!

Blood, blood, blood, blood,

Blood, blood, blood, blood...

[ Cat screaming]

[ Dog snarling]

The garlic isn't working!

It's not strong enough!

Then you have to eat it!

Actually, you know

I don't care for the taste of gar...

[ Gulps]

[ Gulps]

Ooh... Eh...

[ Coughing]

Oh...!

Keep flying, dog!

[ All yelling...]

Ow... Ow, ow, ow...

There's the garlic factory!

We're almost... Yow!

Oh, my body...

[ Thunder crashing]

Dog... Dog, wake up!

We... We made it!

[ Dog moans, mutters]

...lugosi.

Nosferacho: buenas noches.

[ Laughing]

I brought some brand new friends con migo.

[ Laughs]

[ Both gasp]

Gee, I didn't know blood was so fattening.

Ready to join the blood club?

I will distract him.

You get dog inside.

Hey, hey, tick boy.

Show me what you got, papa!

Hit me with your best bite!

Get that bird!

Andale, andale!whoo-ha!

[ Yipping]

Ha! Get her, my fierce minions!

[ Dog groaning, muttering]

...kinski.

[ Panting, whimpering...]

Garlic, garlic... [ Sniffing]

It's got to be here somewhere!

[ Panting, whimpering...]

Garlic, hello? [ Sniffing]

[ Dog moaning]

Dah!

There is never garlic when you need it.

Hmm...

[ Rattling]

Yes!

Oh, perfect.

Cat...

Lola!

Thank goodness you're here.

Help me find some...

[ Shrieking]

Never mind!

[ Screaming...]

Oh...!

Ee...

Whew!

[ Dog moans]

Good catch.

[ Shrieking]

[ Shrieking]

[ Dog moaning]

Nosferacho: hello... Kitty.

[ Laughing]

[ Screaming]

[ Whimpering]

Sorry we're late.

[ Clang]

Duh... I had to go to the little vampires' room.

No problemo, amigos.

We were just about to play "bite the cat".

[ Slurping]

I go first. [ Laughing]

[ Whimpering]

All right!

Come on, somebody bite me!

I want to be a...

Vampire...!

What was he thinking?

[ Thud]

Yeesh.

[ Moaning]

This would be a really good time

To wake up and help me, dog!

[ Laughs]

[ Muttering]: ...langella...

Cat: come on....

[ Grunting]

[ Whimpering]

[ Sniffing]

Mm...

Oh, mama!

[ Laughing]

Now you're not so tough.

Big bad vampires...

Oh, well...

Now you're dealing with cat

So look out!

Hmm... Hmm... Hmm.

Neh...

[ Laughing nervously]

Oh... Mama.

[ Roars]

Oh... Ow...

Ooh... Oof...

[ Crying]

Yow!

[ Moaning]

[ Groaning]

Hmm?

Lola: the only way to cure a vampire is to completely drench, drown

Dip or dunk him in garlic juice...

Dog!

[ Muttering]: christopher lee...

Hmm...

[ Grunting]

Ah... [ Chuckles]

Whoa...!

[ Electricity crackling]

[ Machinery starting up]

Cat: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

It's alive!

[ Creaking]

[ Laughing]

Cat: hello, bad guys, I'm right here!

Fresh blood, grade a positive!

Hey, bloodsuckers, come down and get me!

[ Ticking]

[ Sounding the hour]

[ All shrieking...]

Yee!

Alto!stay back.

[ Snarling]

The cat is mine.

Huh?

[ Snarling]

No, no, no!

[ Grunts]

No one turns my best friend into a vampire...

Whew!

Except... Me!

[ Thunder crashes]

[ Screams]

[ Grunting and yelling]

[ Cheering]

All: bite him, bite him!

Bite him, bite him...!

[ Screaming, grunting]

Bite him, bite him...!

Don't worry, cat.

It only stings for about , years.

[ Laughing]

All: bite him, bite him...!

[ All gasp]

Come on, juice, do your stuff!

[ Machinery stops]

[ Gasps]

[ Clock chiming...]

Oops...

Sorry.

All: no!

[ Electricity crackles]

[ Machinery restarts]

[ Clock continues chiming...]

[ Screaming...]

[ Final chime]

[ Grunting]

Dog: hmm...

Unusual halloween...

Wasn't it?

Dog... It's you!

Oh, come here, you!

Hey, cat, thanks for saving me from spending eternity as one of the undeads.

Bravo! You did it, amigo!

That was the most fun I've ever had.

Hey, brown eyes.

Anytime you want to nibble on my neck, it's okay with me.

Hey, we're just plain old ticks now. Bummer.

Que sera, sera.

But there's a bright side.

We still get to suck blood!

[ Ticks cheering]

Vamanos, muchachos!

[ Banging on door]

Hey, what the heck is going on here?

Winslow, peruvian vampire ticks bit me

And I turned into a vampire.

Then everybody turned into a vampire and then cat saved the day.

Oh, yeah, well, I was out tick-or-treating

And some kid in a really good wolf's costume bit me!

Wolf?!

Bit you?!

Yeah, so...? Hey, I feel kind of funny...

[ Snarling]

[ Howling]

[ All yelling and screaming]

[ Doorbell chimes]

♪ Trick or treat, smell my pits ♪

♪ Feed me chocolate, give me zits ♪

♪ Wreck my teeth, make me sick

♪ Make me hurl a halloween brick ♪

♪ Comb the country, scour the town ♪

♪ Find all candy, wolf it down

♪ Every morsel, every crumb

♪ Eat it till your mouth is numb ♪

♪ Trick or treat

♪ Smell my butt

♪ Shovel sugar into my gut

♪ Give me the candy mother lode ♪

♪ Feed me junk till I explode!

Is there a vampire in the house?