04x19 - How to Really Train Your Dog

[bunniefuu]

Oh, hi!

Today, I'm sending the FETCHers to a freshly-mowed lawn,

and they'll watch grass grow. Yeah!

Ugh! I know.

I forgot about today's show, 'cause the next show

is the finale and...

[Scottish accent]: Ruffy, I've done it!

I've found the location of

the legendary Helmet of Victory!

Sorry, Uncle, I'm not falling for it.

No, it's true!

I've found the legendary Helmet of Victory prophecy.

It reveals the exact location of the helmet.

It's safely locked away in this briefcase.

Why, it's so safely locked that I've forgotten how to open it.

Wait a minute; if you can't open it,

how do you expect to find the helmet?

Well, uh...

your FETCHers can figure it out.

And then they'll use

the prophecy to find the helmet.

I'd do it myself, but I've got worms.

Oh, no.

Are you okay?

Eh, that's me pet worms.

I can't leave them alone overnight.

They're only babies.

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show ♪

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate ♪

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

It rolls off the tongue.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

And I hate vacuums, but we're gonna need them.

♪ FETCH! ♪

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff RuffmanRUFF: And here come the contestants now!

His sister's dog can jump six feet in the air.

She claims she has a very sensitive nose.

She once went kayaking and fended off

snakes and snapping turtles!

He's an expert at the hula hoop!

She has a pet frog named Pork Chop.

He wishes he could get eggnog year-round.

Let's get an update on the scores.

Bethany in sixth place with ,. points.

Brian in fifth with ,.

Liza in fourth with ,.

Isaac down to third with ,..

Sterling down to second with ,..

And Talia in first with , points.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of FETCH!

With Ruff Ruffman.

[kids murmur greetings]

Today's episode needs to be confidential.

At long last, I have a lead on tracking down

one of the most legendary artifacts of all time!

[feedback squeals]

The Helmet of Victory!

[cheering]

And if I'm ever gonna win my competition

with all the cat shows on TV, I need to find that helmet.

Ruffy, have you told them?

Hey, Uncle.What?

RUFF: I was just about to, Uncle.

Well, hurry up, man.

The ancient prophecy will explain

how to find the Helmet of Victory.

It's a set of instructions that'll tell them what to do.

Now, I've reserved a train to take the FETCHers

to the town where the helmet is.

Whoa.

But now you can't look

at the prophecy 'cause I locked it in this briefcase,

and, uh, well, I forgot how to open it.

[laughter]I haven't been getting

much sleep lately because of my baby worms.

How are we supposed to find it

if we aren't gonna be looking at it?

RUFF: Excellent question, Bethany.

If they can't look at it, how will they get the helmet?

UNCLE: Whenever I lock a briefcase, I always

leave myself clues in the unlikely event

that I forgot how to open it.

RUFF: Okay, Uncle.

So you leave yourself clues.

UNCLE: Check the train.

It's riddled with riddles.

I'm sending the briefcase now.

Chet will take it to Studio G.

He's a good little mousy.

Okay, well, Liza, check the car.

Okay.

There's the briefcase.

Oh, wow.

UNCLE: You won't be able

to open it till you've solved all the riddles

and reached your destination.

You'll be meeting up

with Inspector Yellow.

And he'll provide the extra security you'll need.

But be careful.

There are people out there who will stop at nothing

to get that helmet.

RUFF: Then let's not lose

another moment, Uncle!

Brian, Isaac, Liza, Bethany, Sterling and Talia!

[cheering]

Yeah, I should just say "all of you" to save me time.

The rest of your instructions are in the mailbox.

Go!We'll find the Helmet of Victory for you.

Bye, Ruff. Bye!

Good luck, guys!

Be careful.

If their mission is successful, the FETCHers are eligible to win

up to points in the Triumph Tally.

So let's check in on them now!

Hey, it's Mr. Conductor.

And here come my FETCHers.

All aboard!

All aboard, guys.

You must be the FETCHers.

Hello! Yeah!

Welcome aboard!

Oh, thank you.

Have you seen Inspector Yellow?Who?

Inspector Yellow.

Inspector Yellow has been tied up.

What?! Tied up?

I am Inspector Dijon.

UNCLE: Ruffy, I don't know this Inspector Dijon!

Well, he's an inspector.

We should be fine.

Let us take the case

onto the the train,

find a secure place to put the case.

Okay.RUFF: Take the case to a secure place.

I'm glad this guy's here.

Ruff, this guy's creepy.

UNCLE: I don't trust him.

I hired Inspector Yellow.

Ah, the Helmet of Victory is almost within my grasp.

RUFF: Exactly, Inspector.

I just got to get the FETCHers to unlock the locks.

That's right. We need to unlock the locks.

[Yellow screams]

Hey, you okay there, buddy?

Who's this guy?

UNCLE: Ruffy, that's the engineer.

He's got to drive the train.

[talking quietly]

This way, this way.

And we're walking, and we're walking.

Over here.

Ah, ah, the case.

May I have the case?Why?

Because I'm going to put it in a secure place.

RUFF: Don't worry, Liza.

He's gonna take good care of that case.

They have three locks...

UNCLE: Ah, yes, three locks!

I remember now.

[kids chattering]It's going to be safe.

RUFF: Relax, FETCHers, you're dealing

with a professional.

There's a nice secure place.

I don't trust him.

Uncle, you're just too suspicious.

[indistinct radio chatter]

MAN: We are clear to keep north.

[train whistle blows]

So we need to be looking for clues because I am clueless.

Isaac, Liza, you search the front of the train.

Bethany, Talia, you go search in the middle of the train.

And Brian and Sterling,

you search the back of the train.

RUFF: All right, FETCHERS.

Go fetch some clues!

[train whistle blows]

Talia and Bethany have found...

cards?

We're looking for the number combination.

RUFF: Okay, this riddle must be to the number lock.

On the number lock, do you remember

how many numbers there were?

Four? Four numbers?Four.

So then we're looking for four numbers,

and we need to find the right order.

UNCLE: Oh, this one looks hard.

Well, you left it.

I know!

TALIA: Oh, look, it goes ace, two, three, four,

which is like one, two, three, four.

These numbers aren't the numbers of the lock,

but it just shows what order it is.

So this would be the first number.

BETHANY: Yeah.

And this would be the second number, third number and fourth.

Flip them all over.

Let's see if there's, like, a pattern.

So it's kind of obvious that there's

one number here that's different.

So, three.

All of these were black, except that one three.

I think in each one, we're looking for

one that is different from all the other ones.

So three is the first number. Yeah.

RUFF: The three is the first number.

And then the second one...

These are all even numbers,

but there's an odd number.

The seven's different because it's the only

odd number. Yeah, so that's what makes it different.

RUFF: Okay, seven is the second number.

What about this third pile?

It's obviously the nine in this one,

'cause it's the only club.It's the only club, yeah.

RUFF: Three, seven, nine.

Ooh, good, there's Inspector Dijon.

Um, the four was...

Guys are looking awful suspicious

towards the inspector.

You know he's here to help us, right?

I don't know about that, Ruffy.

BETHANY: You know how the jack goes after the ten

and then queen?Yeah.

BETHANY: Okay, five, six, seven--

we don't have an eight.

So maybe the number that's missing in the order

is the number that we need. Yes!

There's no eight.Yeah, there's no eight.

This one would be an eight.

RUFF: Which means the combination must be

three, seven, nine, eight!

UNCLE: Three, seven, nine, eight!

Of course!

That's the exact number of baby worms I have.

That's why I left that clue.

RUFF: The briefcase is still secure.

See? I told you.

Does three, seven, nine, eight work? Please, please.

Yes! It does! They did it!

UNCLE: That's one down, two to go, Ruffy!

RUFF: And quickly put the briefcase back.

UNCLE: Good move, girls!

[train whistle blows]

Okay, so we're looking for clues.

RUFF: Okay, we're looking for the next clue.

LIZA: I think I found it.

RUFF: "Play the first five notes and you'll have the combination?"

But I don't see a piano or anything.

I think we have to play these.

They have to play a song on the bottles?

ISAAC: ♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes. ♪

Ooh, I know that song.

♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes. ♪

I guess we fill them with water

and just, like, blow on them.

Wait a minute. These bottles have markings on them.

ISAAC: So we have two letters, one here and one here.

The letters on the bottles will spell out a word.

So this clue must be to the word lock.

If we fill it up to the Y mark,

and then it matches up with one of the notes

on "She'll be coming 'round,"

then the first is Y.

Pouring water on a train.

This should be interesting, Ruff.

I'm sure it's a smooth train.

I mean, those are some fancy car... Oh, wow!

Keep going. Keep going.

Sorry, hope it's not cold.

Okay, I think it's to the Y.

All right, so they think the first letter's Y.

Okay, so... Here comes the Inspector.

And how are we doing here? Making any progress?

Lots of progress!

Uh, yeah.

Good, good, good.

I don't trust him!

So what's the first note? D?

Okay, "she'll."

Okay, sounds like she'll, she'll be

[off-key]: ♪ she'll, she'll ♪

That note is off.

I guess it's not Y, so maybe it's T.

Almost.

Yep, that's it.

BOTH: She'll...

♪ Be coming 'round the mountain when she comes ♪

ISAAC: So, T is our first note.

Now on to the second bottle.

BOTH: R.

Okay, stop.

♪ She'll be, she'll be... ♪

Yeah, that sounds like it.

That sounds really good.

Okay, T, R. Now we have a choice between the letter U

and the letter O.

Okay, stop.

Okay, they're stopping at the U.

♪ She'll be coming... ♪

Sounds right.

So T-R-U...

TRU or TRUH.

So what do you think makes it be, like, higher or lower?

I think it's because how much water is in the bottle

affects how much air is in the bottle.

The more water, the less air,

so the less air can vibrate which makes the sounds.

When Liza and Isaac blow over the top of the bottle,

it makes the air in the bottle vibrate and make noise.

How much air is in the bottle affects how high

or low the note is.

LIZA: Okay, so the next one: N.

Okay, they're filling to the N.

Yeah, that's good enough.

These two notes, the third and the fourth note,

have to be the same note.

Coming, coming.

So we don't have to play all of them.

That doesn't sound the same.

This is a lot deeper.

Hence the S.

Add some more water. Patience.

Yes! That's awesome.

That sounds the same, so T-R-U-S.

So far it looks like it's gonna spell "trust."

So it's now either "trusn" or "trust."

ISAAC: I think it's gonna be "trust," but we should just try.

They're filling it to the T. If it's T, it's "trust."

That sounds pretty good.

So should we try all of them?

Wow, that sounds perfect.

The letters on the bottles match up with the song!

The secret word is:

Whoo!

They solved it!

Our code is "trust."

T, T, where's the T?

There's the U.

S. Okay, we got it. Whoo!

They did it!

UNCLE: Two locks down, Ruffy.

Ah, it's a good thing I left all these clues.

You know, these should be ringing a bell for me by now.

[horn blowing]

The caboose should be back here.

Now it's up to Sterling and Brian

to find the key.

Hi.

Hello. I'm Mrs. Kitchen and this is the diner.

Kitchen? Diner? Ooh, I'm starting to get hungry.

We're looking for something that has a key

or a hint of a key.

Right, right, the key.

Hey, think there's any Chinese food back there?

I made some brownies for you.

I can't have brownies. That's chocolate!

This is key lime pie.

Key lime pie.

What do you think?

What about

key lime pie has key in it?

Here's a fork. Here's a fork.

UNCLE: Key lime pie. Oh! Wait a minute.

It's coming back to me now.

Uh, find it! We found a key!

Found the key, Ruff.

UNCLE: Key lime pie. I always hide my keys in key lime pie.

Man, I'm starving.

I better give these guys a call.

[phone rings]Hello.

Hey, Choo-choo Charlie, it's Ruff.

Hey, Ruff.

These cakes and pies are making me hungry.

The FETCH has pinpointed

the location of a great Chinese restaurant.

The train will be going past there any minute now.

Do me a favor, will ya?

Have the engineer stop the train,

you guys hop off and get me some mu shu

and then get back on the train, okay?

Aw, Ruff.

You don't expect them to stop

the train for Chinese food. Control that stomach, Ruff.

Brian, Sterling, bring me mu shu!

All right, fine, Ruff.

[horn blowing]

Hey, hey, what is that?

Hey, that's my walkabout!

What is my walkabout doing by the train tracks?

Wait a minute. The engineer's stopping for him.

Ooh, that Chinese restaurant's around here somewhere.

Why are we stopped?

Wait. We're stopped.

We'll get Ruff's Chinese with him.

Yeah, and then we'll get

rightback on the train.

Wait. He's trying to get on the train.

Oh, he can't fit on the train. Ha-ha.

TALIA: Whoa.

Hi. Hi.

Something has stopped the train.

I need you to go find out what has stopped the train.

Okay, guys, guys, let's go.

All right, guys, do what the Inspector says.

Now what has happened to my plan?

Plan? Did you say "plan"? What plan?

Oh, look, there's the restaurant.

Wow, that was lucky.

I think we should try

and see if anything went in front of the tracks.

Okay, the FETCHers are going

to check around the front of the train

to see what's going on.

UNCLE: Ruffy, I don't like the look of this man.

My plan is coming together.

RUFF: What plan? What is this about a plan?

Hey, got one more lock to unlock.

What is he up to?

There's nothing there.

Come on, guys. Let's go back.

What is going on here?

We got your Chinese food, Ruff.

Wow, that was quick. Thanks, guys.

[horn blows] Uh, excuse me, sir. Can you hold on?

My FETCHers still have to get on the train my FETCHers on!

My FETCHers still have to get on the train!

Wait. Why is the train...? Ruff.

Ruff! Where are you going?!

There's the walkabout. He's on the caboose.

BRIAN: And now it's raining.

And now it's raining!

My mu shu!

Don't go!

UNCLE: This is not good, Ruff.

Brian and Sterling still have the key to the last lock.

Poor Sterling and Brian,

left along the side of the tracks.

Their parents are gonna be so upset.

I hope this Helmet of Victory thing is worth it.

It's totally worth it. It's very important, guys.

It's the police. The police!

Are you the kids from the train? BOTH: Yeah.

FBI.

Ooh, FBI.

We've been trailing Dijon for a month.

He's trying to steal the Helmet of Victory for himself.

What?!I had some feelings about that guy.

I told you I did not trust him, Ruffy!

He's supposed to be Inspector Yellow!

We're taking you guys to the bridge

to meet the train to arrest Dijon. Come on.

[siren blaring]

You guys have to catch up to that train!

AGENT: My gosh, the bridge is up! The train is in peril.

What?!

Come on! We got to get up to the bridge.

I've got four FETCHers on that train!

Get me engineering.

Oh, good, the inspector's gonna call engineering

and stop the train.

Is the bridge up?

Yeah, the bridge is up just like you wanted.

What do you mean, "like you wanted"?

Why would you want the bridge up?

The FETCHers should have the case unlocked soon.

And we can make

our escape at the bridge.

Make the escape at the bridge?

What's he talking about? [gasps] Wait.

Dijon raised the bridge to make the train stop?

And then he's gonna sneak away with the briefcase

with nobody noticing?

Agent Walkabout,

Agent Walkabout,

I've got urgent news.

Agent Walkabout?

The train is in peril and the bridge is up.

Tell the other FETCHers on the train.

Oh, my God, it's like a big version of Ruff.

ALL: Whoa!

I think it's trying to say something.

"Run, run up."

What's the problem?

It's all right.

I speak Walkabout. Excuse me.

"Train"? Okay. "The train's in danger"?

"Up? Bridge, bridge is up."

Okay, what do you mean the bridge is up? The bridge!

RUFF: The bridge is up!

It's what we were trying to say!

I've got to get the instructions to lower it!

And so run!

[horn blowing]

We've got to lower the bridge.

Dijon, it's too late to stop the train.

We have too much momentum.

What? What does he mean, they won't be able to stop?

Why don't they just put on the brakes?

What's that, Blossom?

The train's going too fast?

Their momentum will carry them into the river?!

Oh, sweet biscuits!

Ruffy, their only chance is

for Sterling and Brian to lower the bridge. Oh!

I need some antacid.

So, one more thing:

the door has been booby-trapped by Dijon

with a laser alarm system.

RUFF: The laser alarm system? Ooh!

Looks like the laser beam starts there,

bounces off one mirror, then another,

and hits the target.

The laser beam covers the entire door!

How are they gonna get through?

AGENT: If you interrupt the laser beam for more than two seconds,

the control panel will lock,

and you won't be able to lower the bridge.

If they touch those lasers, they won't

be able to lower the bridge.

How are we gonna get through the lasers, then?

I've got the tools to help you right here.

Baby powder?

And a mirror.

Well, don't I look good.

Good luck, guys.

RUFF: Don't just leave them there.

Agent? Agent?

Look, the control panel's

right there. Okay, there's a control panel,

but they got to get by those lasers.

The lasers are hitting the mirrors,

but it's not going through the air.

STERLING: Maybe 'cause the lasers are a kind of light,

so that you can't see it and it's, like, in the air,

but if you put it against, like,

a liquid or solid, you can see it.

That's what the baby powder's for.

We could use a solid to look at the light.

Brian and Sterling are going to shake out some baby powder.

Okay. I see it.Oh, I see it.

And when the light hits the little, solid

pieces of powder suspended in the air,

you'll be able to see where the laser beam is.

It starts from here.It starts here...

to the opposite end,

and it's going right there, 'cause it's in the solid.

So how are we going to...?

Oh, the mirror! We can use a mirror to, um, make the laser

point to the target.

And then we can just

step over it. Okay.

Good idea, Brian!

Redirecting the laser so you can pass through!

STERLING: So we need to bounce the beam off the mirror

to get it in the target so you can jump over it.

But it can't not hit the target for two seconds.

Count for me and see if I get this.

One... two.

Laser light is more orderly than light from a flashlight.

So that's why Brian and Sterling can

make the beam fit into that little hole.

BOTH: And just step over it.

And Sterling leaps over the beam! Yes!

Now Sterling will hold the mirror for Brian.

And Brian...

uh, only steps over the beam.

Ooh, that train is going so fast!

Here are the instructions to lower the bridge,

and here's the radio

to contact the tower.

I'm gonna go get help.

What...

does this mean?

BRIAN: These are symbols.

Stop. Run.

These guys don't know how to lower a bridge.

Okay, what do the directions say?

To lower the bridge, right.We got to contact the bridge.

Bridge operator! Bridge operator! Contact the bridge!

We need your help.

You need to lower the bridge.

We have no idea how.

It's Brian and Sterling.

Hey! Okay, yes,

we'll catch up later. Let's go!

ISAAC: Okay, Brian, Brian, you have to hurry.

We have the instructions to lower the bridge.

Well, tell them! Okay.

ISAAC: The first instruction is:

"Move the power selector

to normal."

It's a square.

RUFF: It's a square.

Move it to "normal."

BRIAN: Next one.

ISAAC: Move the span motor selector.

RUFF: Span motor selector. Done.

They've got to go faster than this?!

ISAAC: ...a turquoise circle, and it's: release the machine brake.

UNCLE: Release the machine brake! Do it!

ISAAC: Number five is

a yellow square.

UNCLE: Yellow square!

ISAAC: Set the span

to the lower position.

RUFF: Lower position, guys!

BRIAN: Done!

Oh, Blossom, hold me!

The sound horn-- press the "run" button.

Press the "run" button!

The suspense is k*lling me, Ruff.

RUFF: Wait a minute, look, Uncle,

the bridge is starting to lower! Yes!

Put the rail lock to neutral.

Neutral?!

The very last one: set the machine brake.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

[whistle blowing]

Will it lower in time?

[whistle continues blowing]

[yells]

[Ruff gasps]

UNCLE: They did it! They did it!

We did it, guys.[cheers, shouts]

UNCLE: They did it! The bridge is down!

RUFF: They're okay!

The train didn't crash into the river! Wow!

That would've been... that would've been really bad.

Yes! Good job, Sterling.Thank you.

Thank you guys so much.

You totally saved us.

No problem, guys.

Good job, Brian and Sterling!

You've saved the day!

Oh, guys, and we also learned from the police

that Dijon is a bad guy.

We knew it! Oh, I knew it!

Yeah, like I've been saying... all along.

[whistle blowing]

Get him, guys, get him!

Get him!

[siren wailing] Here come the police. They're moving in!

Oh, here comes helicopter support!

My FETCHers are in hot pursuit.

[siren wailing]

Get him!

[indistinct shouts]

He's fleeing the train!

Get him!

Get him!Get him!

Ah, yeah!

Gotcha, Dijon.

FBI! Ha-ha-ha!

Man, everybody's in the FBI.

I want to be FBI.

Thought you could get away with it, huh, Dijon?

And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't

for those FETCHers and that meddling dog!

Yeah![laughing]

So you mean, like, the walkabout or me?

I can meddle.

Ruff wants you back on the train for instructions.

Sweet! Let's go, guys!All right, let's go!

Back on the train, guys.

Wow! An unprecedented

moment in FETCH! history.

Triumph Tally time

on the train!

I see that you have

the locked case.

Two of the locks are open.

That means we have one more lock to go.

[kids talking excitedly]

UNCLE: Lad, dare not open the lockbox!

Wait, Sterling!

Why, Ruff?

I might have booby-trapped it; I don't remember.

I need more rest.

It's hard to bottle-feed over , worms, you know.

RUFF: Okay.

We'll wait till you get off the train

and we have our experts analyze it.

Triumph Tally time!

RUFF: For going[cheers]

full-steam ahead, staying on track

and saving the train with no formal train-ing...

points for everybody!

Yeah!

But...

is that all the points a dog can give?

ALL: No!

What time is it?

ALL: Bonus points!

For coming up with a cool way

to see the laser beam

using baby powder...

That's what the baby powder's for.

We could use a solid to look at the light.

...five bonus points go to...

Brian!

That means

Brian, with points,

you're today's daily winner!

[kids cheering]

Now, Brian, I have here two identical engineering caps.

Under one of these caps,

there's a fantastic prize.

And due to the hazardous nature of today's challenge,

there's a fantastic prize under the other cap, too.

So, which cap will it be, "A"

or "B"?I'll pick "B."

All right, Brian,

I'm sending the prize to the mailbox.

Ruff, there's no mailbox.

You're on a train! How am I gonna get you the prize?

Do not worry, Ruffy,

I always leave meself a prize to open

after I've sold all me clues.

A reward, you know. [chuckles]

Brian, check around, lad.Right there.

Ah, that's it!

RUFF: It's in the hatbox!

Very nice box.

UNCLE: That's a chew-chew-chew toy!

I am clever!

Enjoy it, lad. You'll get

some good chewing out of that one!

Well, so much for a good prize.

Sorry, Bri, would've been better if you were a dog.

All right, FETCHers, when the train comes to a stop,

you guys get off the train with the case,

and at that point,

the FETCH! Grand Finale will begin!

So until next time,

take care FETCHers!

We're going to find that Helmet of Victory!

♪ ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

Now, listen, booby, I know how you can make it up

for missing my birthday: a Helmet of Victory.

Darling, my birthday comes before hers.

You owe me special present.

Sheesh! Sometimes relatives are a real handful.

Hey, what you drawing there, Chet?

Chet! You, too?

This finale's gonna be tricky.

With that helmet, I'll never

be a loosher again!

A "loosher"? Loser!

Scruff, leave Glen alone.

Anyone need tickets to the finale?

Yo, I got primo seats for cheap.

Bluff, it's television. You don't need tickets.

[Ruff scatting]

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

[Ruff scatting]

♪ ...Shabba-dooby, ba... Whatever ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪