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flying like a chinese g*n
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what kind of music would a pizza make
absolutely nothing pizza music pizza
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that's much better sharing really yeah
keep up the good work
okay thank you for the lesson bye bye
see you next week
that dog is so hot oh
mind if i borrow this what what are you
doing the little puppy followed me home
from the beach and with all that long
hair
you look like such a hot dog such a hot
dog please would you give me the plate
that is on the table behind me
i'm going to explain something to you
boys that will be of great help
as you move through life this is a hot
dog
that is a pet one is a faithful
companion
that will give you unconditional love
and the other is lunch
yeah but sherry if you was running
around with so much heavy hot hair
hanging down
you'd be a hot dog too that's a good
name for him
hot dog
oh what a cute diol
dio yeah that's how you spell dog deal
deal know what's on the end a cam
no it's d-o-g that's how you spell dog i
know
i was just joking joking yeah now no
joke will he keep him
no oh sweet he doesn't have any tags or
nothing
yeah he needs us
oh no no dog no dog
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a dog a doll i do not want a dog
a spaniel or a child i do not want one
now
a poodle or a terrier he might think
you're like serious i love my
town
i don't want him around
don't ask me for a dog a coffee or a
boxer or a dame
i would not survive they would surely
drive me insane
a dog a doll i do not want a dog
a beagle or a saint bernard is fine
just as long as just as long as just as
long as just as long as just as long as
it's not
mine don't you think
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you two guys have not heard what i've
said i guess i'll miss
yeah well here's the gist a dog
a dog i do not want a dog dogs are great
with sheep
that's one you cannot keep if you've got
a retriever i
insist that you must leave her and this
bear that you have found
i don't want him around
a doll don't beg me for a dog no
schnauzer nor a pincher nor maltese
you're gonna love this tree but i've not
a single need for his please
don't look at me that way i may have
stolen me alone
no dog today no dog no dog she will not
have a dog
a whippet or a greyhound either
just get rid of that animal the dog
is not an animal oh and what is he
he's a down a dog is an animal
bite your tongue well that is still
stick it out here and i'll bite it
you know that we can't keep a big dog
here in the restaurant
so they'll keep them outside of the
restaurant we can't let him
run around on the beach because if we do
they'll take him to the pound and
they'll put him to sleep
and if not to sleep then it's that other
thing
you know i think we ought to just let
the dog roam on the beach
and his master will find him no he's
been following me around all day
yeah and who's gonna feed him all right
we'll feed him
and where does he go when it's raining
how does he get out of the rain
all right the dog can stay here only
if we will look for his master every
day
oh my god just stop licking me what do i
look like a lollipop get your tongue off
of me and put it back in your face where
it belongs
your big clumsy half with don't diss my
dog well then get him off he's drowning
me here
i think he likes you charlie horse but
we just met
i mean what can you like so much about
me maybe his real owner is also an
obnoxious loud-mouthed ten-year-old boy
who only thinks of himself and never
worries about what his sister and
brother might like
like say a new doll well i don't like
him
i tell you uh charlie ross we're going
to be keeping hot dog around here for a
little while
at least until we find his real owner
you know and that means that we're going
to be taking care of him
bathing him walking him feeding him
picking up
after him oh great so now he's my dog
no no no but we are all going to be
pitching in
oh the dog must have licked my ears shut
oh i thought i heard you say that i was
gonna have to pick up the poop on a
pooch that isn't even mine
yes yes we're all going to share the
chores scare the floors
oh i gotta go have my ears checked call
me on it's supper time will william
charlie charlie charlie horse
anybody want a ten-year-old boy anybody
lose a dog
you no not really oh no not really
you're kidding me
okay how do you think we should let
hotdog's owners know that he's here
oh oh oh my god what what would you tie
him to a kite and fly him over the beach
huh how do you think we should let hot
dogs owners know that he's here
we could just keep hot dog here until
they find him
or until they forget about him
come on we're gonna have to try harder
than that well okay
i guess we could put signs up on the
beach
excellent idea i like mine better
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recognize me miss me come and get me i'm
at the music pizza
fine food and great music served up
daily
hot dog my man your owners are bound to
recognize you
so long as they're very nearsighted
this is the kitchen the kitchen are you
listening just to me
a beautiful pizza pie coffee yes i'm
here
cookie this is my new friend um hot dog
i thought this is the king of the
kitchen girl how do you
cookie does my little dog look too
skinny no he looks perfectly held oh
oh what kind of a dog is he he is a
mutt i'm not well then he should be much
much bigger you've got he's just in time
don't move
don't move i'll be right oh are
he would have been a goner wait a minute
all the
food this is a customer oh
hot dog this is the king of the cans the
governor of the garbage
fingers fingers this is our new friend
hot dog
i don't care if he's hound of the
basketballs if he was
scooby doo it wouldn't make a difference
he's eaten maybe well yeah yes
because i invited him cashing in on my
trash ration fingers what you're looking
at
is freshly cooked food and you're mixing
it up with trash
i can't see what he's eating and that my
friend
has garbage written all over okay i'll
tell you what i'm gonna do
it's such a beautiful day so you can
have one piece
of his spaghetti hold on oh no that's no
fair
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oh go ahead finish it
i share
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trouble oh my goodness share it
what is it hush puppy hush puppy oh look
at that dog hush puppy where'd you go oh
oh hello hush puppy what do you think
it's a matter with your dog
i think my dog has fleas
my dog has please i didn't know that you
guys had a dog
where'd you keep them no no no that's
how you tune a ukulele
you use a dog to do the isolate no you
use a ukulele to tune the dog no no no
no say that you need a fish
a fish what's the matter you never heard
of a tune of fish
hush puppy when you tuned a ukulele did
you know
you sing my dog has fleas
you get it no oh okay
take out would you please get me my
ukulele what are you gonna do
when you have a ukulele or a guitar or a
cello
or any instrument with strings yeah yes
you loosen the string
or you tighten each string in order to
get the string to play the right pitch
junior what's a pitch
a pitch that's the sound of a note what
does it mean when you're
singing in pitch oh and somebody says
you're singing and pitch it means you're
singing
the right note
my dog has fleas as freeze
it's simple as can be
yeah keep it in mind
and you will find you'll never play
a key it's easy play in a ukulele
it only has four strings and whenever
it's time for tuning the tuner always
sings
my dog has please my yours please
that's all you need to know
but what does my dog have please have to
do with tuning the ukulele
each string of the ukulele has a
different
pitch that it can call its own
each word of this little jingle is a
note that's used to tune just one string
alone
my dog has please as you're singing you
might have noticed each notes are
different
some are lower and some are higher can
you tell which is
which my dog
has please okay so now that i know the
jingle and i know what it's used for
how do we actually get the ukulele ready
to
all you have to do is turn this egg to
make the ukulele ready to play
as we turn each peg the strings get
looser or get tighter let me show you
the way
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if you loosen this spring you'll see
that the note starts getting low
if it's tighter than your tire that's
all you need to know
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it makes it easier to remember the
melody of the notes
by giving each other notes a word that
comes crumbling out of our throat
when we see my note i'm squeezing it
right
and sleeves that's all i need
to know it's like when you're here
you know it's the hallelujah course
because the words go
sometimes i make up my own words when i
want to remember
things about a song for example i always
forget that the ode to joy
is in beethoven's ninth symphony i
forget it until i sing
when they told him was just nine he was
a very happy boy
he grew up and in his symphony he put
the old detroit mad dog has fleas i got
it
my dog has sleep there's nothing hard to
learn it's really easy just sing the
jingle and give that peg a turn
try it and soon you'll be
in tune
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well they've left and i'm still stuck
with the dog a nice dog but
i can't keep a dog in a restaurant what
am i gonna do
i gotta think of something how to get
rid of that dog
oh you poor doggy sherry thinks she can
just give you away to any old kid out
there
but doggie is she in for a surprise
man i'm gonna tell her sherry i'm gonna
say to her
sherry i have decided to keep my dog
that's right i'm really putting my paw
down i don't care if my dog has fleas
i'm going to clean them up and love hot
dog and feed her dog and teach hot dog
tricks
and i'm
i lost my dog hot dog
hot dog
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oh boy look at that sand castle
jump back you got me flipping like a
swag on a
no stop what are you nuts oh
look what you did you big ugly
mongrel oh
oh you kicked off the wrong palomino
buddy boy
oh oh what are you doing i'm stop
holding
what's going on around here i don't run
away
here let me see those
hey now there's something you don't see
every day what what what
check it out there's a horse riding a
dog just kidding
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bingo v-i-n-g-o
no no no no no that's another dog but
this is our dog come on
come on
all right that's it that's it yes way
back sad sack
you pushed me too far and now i'm gonna
lose you that's right i'm gonna march
you so far down the beach
you'll never never find your way back
and then i'm gonna
hi charlie i'm gonna find his owner
it's gonna be dark soon you know dark
and i can see the owner
staring at a picture of this sweet fuzzy
doggy
sobbing his heart out excuse me is there
a point coming soon or do i have time
for a little gardening
yep one point coming up so i've been
thinking a lot about what you were
saying before you know about
sharing the chores and stuff and oh well
i figured that maybe
i should be the guy to help get hot dog
home since don't ask me why he seems to
like me so
maybe just the two of us should walk all
over the beach until we find his real
owner and then
we'll all sleep better knowing he's back
where he belongs
how does that sound if i hadn't heard it
with my own ears i'd never believed you
said that
i heard it and i don't believe it
can i come too oh no you know
i mean i guess you could but gee there
might be streets defrost
and on the beach uh yeah well it's
getting late
i can walk faster than you and you know
there's just some jobs that a guy's
gotta do
alone oh look at the time i gotta go
come on fella
there we go quiet yes
stinky little slobber house hey if i'm
going to find a sucker to take you
before sundown
we got to get going
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a cool dog who's walking who
um no no no don't touch the dog
he's in training you know training yeah
well you are looking at the next
world champion dog athlete yes
no way oh way take a good look at him
now because in six months
he's gonna be on every wheaties box in
america
that's right why am i not believing this
hey you know
ask him yourself hey hot dog
how's life you see
rusty said it's rough said it twice
that's so sad
yeah i know and it though if only there
was somebody out there who could
take care of him no
maybe i can't well he's yours for five
bucks
oh i don't know oh come on come on what
is
five bucks compared to the fortune he's
gonna make you down the line
i only have three deal oh you will
never regret it very nice seeing you
knowing you're having you his
dog has fleas
oh wow
yeah listen uh dude right give me three
combs please
what do you got uh i'll take a
strawberry and a vanilla
and um a chocolate
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great news everybody hot dog has found
his owner this calls for a celebration
eat up you two oh thank you
okay there you are hush puppy thank you
and there you are lamb chop
oh charlie that owner must have been
thrilled to get back to the dog oh
sorry it was beautiful who was the real
owner
uh it was over it was it was a
three-year-old girl
her name was um i think my mother called
her cuddles cuddles
yeah yeah that was it cuddles yeah funny
name you know
and on oh you should have seen the
little girl's eyes light up when she saw
that dog oh
it was like christmas and pass over and
and and
her birthday all rolled into one and
what was the doggies real name
barco thought oh
what's so funny about that what's your
name inside it's a dog's name what do
you think and you know cuddle's mother
tried to give me some money
what else was finding the dog you know
but i said no i couldn't take it it was
worth it
just to see the little girl's eyes light
up farco
stop stop enough already charlie horse
she did a good thing
yeah well you know sometimes excuse me
it says here you have my dog
huh your your dog yes
what color is your dog's hair orange
your dog yes my dog dog
this is cuddle
listen listen i i i made a terrible
mistake
i gotta have the pooch back
you're joking no i'm not joking what do
you mean joking
i don't think i can give him up for
anything less than
10 bucks
why not a million bucks you want to rip
me off so bad
i'm shocked i am flabbergasted i'm
broke that's okay maybe we can make a
trade
see my hot dog for
your watchman you wouldn't
okay take my walkman take it take
anything else you want
oh
now i suppose you're happy huh ah
the art is formerly known as what's his
name cool yeah
cool goodbye
hello
what am i doing talking to a dog
and so you know i just started calling
him hot dog
and then and he seemed to like it
yeah that's a pretty good name but i
like this real one better well what is
his real name sparkle barco
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nifty name and so this kid
wouldn't give me back the dog until i
gave him my
walkman well you know you lied to him
you lied to me i mean
i really don't know what you expect i
expect
that if i work very hard i might be able
to afford to buy another walkman in
all say 10 years that's the spirit
thanks for taking care of my dog man ah
no sweat actually there was sweat
involved
i was thinking i know how hard it must
be for you to give him up
so if you want to give me a couple of
this week uh no no no
thank you very much no no it's really
it's okay it's
okay wait a second hold it
excuse me does that offer go for me too
i mean i would love to be
taking care of the dog and doing stuff
for him sure no problem no
really how do we work this so it's fair
i got it i'll take them down to the
beach and place busy with them
and you can be the one who walks and
feeds them
brushes him and clones them and brushes
his teeth
stuff like that oh oh this is the
happiest day of my life oh
oh my goodness i always knew
that we were meant for each other barco
fargo
hey kid let's give hush puppy a moment
alone with your dog
way huh i picture this
it's not what i had in mind
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i thought that it was destiny
that brought you to me
for a while i had such happy dreams
but we can still do some wonderful
things
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like swimming at the beach playing on
the sand
getting ice cream cools it'll be so
grand oh yes
you and me to get done
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but we can still be friends
forever the fun
will never end
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you can't be mine but we
can still be friends
i could hold your paws
when you get your sh*ts
untie your leech
when you get it wrapped up in knots
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is
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you can't be mine but we
could still be friends
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can't be forever but we could still
be friends i hope that we'll still
be friends i know
that you'll still be friends
we could still
be friends oh yes
the charlie horse music pizza