03x04 - Poles Apart

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Gwen: This is so exciting.

We're going to Antarctica.

Not many people can say they've visited the South Pole.

I can't wait to see all the penguins,

the majestic mountains and the, uh, other stuff.

South Pole is bunk.

We should be going to the North Pole.

What makes you think the North Pole is so great?

Three words -- pole, er, bear.

Polar bear is two words,

and some of the world's most breathtaking scenery

is in the South Pole.

I can see plenty of scenery on my phone,

and besides, there's one thing

your precious South Pole doesn't have --

Santa Claus.

[ Scoffs ] Come on, Ben.

Santa wouldn't hang out with you.

He told me so.

He checks in with me if you've been naughty.

You don't know Santa.

You sure about that, Ben?

[ Bell dings ] What does that mean?

Oh, it means we're about to land.

You've been sleeping?

Who's been flying this thing?

Oh, did I forget to tell you guys

that Chloe has an autopilot? Chloe?

Uh, I might have given the chopper a name.

I -- I should get up to the cockpit.

I mean, I think she looks like a Chloe.

How you doing, girl? Huh?

Well, this is odd.

All the instruments are going haywire.

All right, you two. Prepare for landing.

[ Whirring ]

Oh, where are the mountains, the penguins?

Grandpa, are you sure we're in the South Pole?

Um...

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I don't understand what happened.

Chloe's never let me down before.

According to our flight log,

we got off course some time ago.

We've been heading north instead of south.

We're in the North Pole?

Whoo-hoo!

[ Gasps ] There it is, Santa's workshop!

Uh, Ben?

Oh, man, I'm so gonna get

every Sumo Slammer kit ever made.

[ Grunts ]

I'm coming, Santa!

[ Bear growls ]

[ Panting ]

Aah!

[ Grunts ]

[ Bear roars ]

Ben, look out!

Ah! Huh?

[ Crackling ]

[ Soft roar ]

Oh, thank goodness. Ben transformed into Four Arms.

He'll be fine now.

Uh, good to hear.

That's more than I can say about us.

What is going on with you?

Something is really wreaking havoc

with the controls.

There's quite a dust-up.

I can't tell for sure, but I think Ben is winning.

Ouch.

Maybe not winning but holding his own.

The bear looks pretty mad now.

Ooh, go get him, Ben!

Oh. Wow.

Polar bears know karate?

We may need to help him out.

Uh, working on it.

Wait. He's back up again.

Uh, never mind.

[ Roars ]

[ Rumble ]

[ Ice cracking ]

Ben!

Yay!

Grandpa, why are we taking off?

Ben is still outside.

I'm not doing anything.

The engines aren't even on.

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Uh, guys?

[ Panting ] Hey, wait up!

Huh?

[ Zapping ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Whirring ]

Will you stop rushing, Polar?

This isn't a competition.

Then cease your plodding, and let's clear the area.

Who are those twerps?

They need to meet my little friend.

[ Crackling ] What's going on with this thing?

It better not need new batteries.

All right. Plan B. What have we got?

What do we got?

Snow, lots of snow.

Obviously these people are here to stop us.

Nobody visits the North Pole.

I didn't say they were visiting.

I was merely suggesting.

[ Snowballs whiffle ]

I believe we are under as*ault.

Darn it. Man, I really need to practice.

Put down my family!

No. Yes!

They're in the way.

In the way of what?

Not that your feeble mind would comprehend

the complexity of our plan,

but we've installed magnetic towers

on both the South Pole and North Pole.

Once activated,

all electronics around the world

will be rendered useless.

Polar: No. No. No.

The reversal of the magnetic field

will cause catastrophic weather.

Ugh, and I suppose you believe

the world will pay $ billion to avoid a rainy day?

No, $ billion.

And when exactly did you decide to double the ransom?

I've always said we should demand $ billion.

It has always been $ billion.

No country is going to pay $ billion.

Mother always said you strived for mediocrity.

Leave Mother out of this! [ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Clanging ]

Oh, no!

My plan to hold the world hostage

is not mediocre!

No, but again,

I have to be the one to get the job done.

[ Grunts ]

Eeh! Eeh!

Polar: [ Grunts ]

[ Both scream ]

[ Groans ]

You all right?

Never better.

[ Panting ] Him again?

And where do you think you're going?

You're messing with the wrong dude.

You have no idea. [ Beeping ]

Oh, ho, you're in for it now.

Oh, ho, you're in for it now.In for what exactly?

What? I'd like to know. We're not through.

Where did a person

of obvious intellectual shortcomings

find such an ornate chronometer?

You mean the Omnitrix?

Yes.

Yes. What is it for?

To defeat evil-scientist nerds like you.

[ Beeping ]

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[ Screams ]

Huh? [Chuckles]

It appears your toy is broken.

It's not a toy!

Dispense of this nuisance, Polar.

Why shall I deal with this child?

Because you're the one

who has to "get the job done."

[ Grunts ]

Oh, fine.

[ Shouts ]

Ohh! Ohh!

[ Both shouting ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Ben: [ Panting ]

Man, what a couple of loonies. [ Beeping ]

Whoa!

Snowbolt!

Both: Aah!

[ All groan ]

[ Both grunting ]

Where did the kid go?

Probably off to bring the authorities.

You should track him down,

and I'll go activate the tower.

That is just like you,

always trying to find a way to take all the credit.

I designed the north tower.

I will be the one to activate it.

I guess that will depend on who gets there first.

Polar: Don't delude yourself, Solar.

You've always been the laggard.

Solar: Have not!

Have so!

[ Both grunt ]

[ Both grunt in distance ]

I think that tower is what's causing

all the electronics to freak out,

and that includes your Omnitrix.

So go after the dudes, but how?

No. That's not what I'm saying.

Use the chopper as a ramp?

No.

Hear you loud and clear, cuz.

No! No! You need to be careful.

Uh, sure, yeah, or go ahead

and do whatever you were gonna do anyway.

Why not?

Great idea.

I should listen to Gwen more often.

Yah!

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Solar: Then you can design the suit yourself next time.

I will, and I won't use such cheap materials.

Cannonbolt: [ Grunts ]

This is what you're in for.

And you are?

Cannonbolt.

Ah, I think it's that kid.

Oh, is this what your little toy does?

It's no toy.

Well, you certainly are.

Cannonbolt: Whoa! Aah!

[ Grunts, groans ]

Okay, plan C.

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Polar: Hopefully you've managed

to get the circuitry right this time.

Solar: It will work just fine.

In that case, I give you the honor.

[ Machine turns on ]

Congratulations.

You managed not to mess it up.

[ Zaps ]

Man, these guys argue more than me and Gwen.

[ Grunts ]

Oh, man!

[ Grunts ]

I got to get these guys apart somehow.

Well, there you go.

Do you concede, dear brother?

Ow!

Do you concede?

You do pack a punch,

but that may pack a bigger one.

[ Whirring ]

Oh, boy. Ah!

[ Screaming ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Both panting ]

Ben! I can't see him.

Are you all right? Ben: One second!

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Oh, yeah.

Things are gonna get slushy.

You transformed again? That was quick.

Obviously that magnetic field needs to be shut down.

See if you can reverse the polarity somehow.

Yeah. Gwen is right.

A less direct approach seems better.

And maybe don't go full throttle with the flames?

We are standing on a big chunk of ice.

Good pep talk, guys.

Heatblast: Whoa. Oh, brother.

Polar: We agreed I would rule over the Northern Hemisphere.

I changed my mind.

You have no mind to change.

So a less direct approach, huh?

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Hmm, nothing here.

[ Zapping ]

No good.

Nope.

Huh?

Huh?

Didn't Gwen say something

about reversing the magnetic something

by flipping the positive something

with the negative something,

or was that in a movie?

Eh, whatever.

It's the best plan I've got.

Hah!

[ Zapping ]

Aah! Aah!

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ] [ Grunts ]

Whoa! That worked better than I thought.

[ Both straining ]

Aah! Aah!

The reversed magnetism is too strong.

This is the absolute opposite of our brilliant plan.

Once again, you managed to completely foul up our plans.

[ Clangs ]

You're an awful brother.

[ Crashes ]

[ Metal clanging ]

[ Rumbling ]

Huh? Uh, works for me.

Come on, Ben! Grandpa got the ship working!

[ Keypad beeps ]

All right, old girl.

Sorry I doubted you.

[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

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The North Pole was actually kind of fun.

I guess.

I never did get my Sumo Slammers.

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[ Both grunt ]

[ Roars ]

[ Sniffs ]

Guess we'll find out who's the fastest runner.

Everyone knows I'm the faster runner.

Solar: I only have to be faster than you!

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You don't know Santa.

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