03x09 - Charm School's Out

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[ Sizzling ]

-Grandpa? -Yes, Gwen?

What does... "perlustration" mean?

Uh...I believe it means exploring.

Oh, okay! That makes sense.

Yoink! Hey!

Your nose has been buried in this book long enough.

You promised you'd do something with me today. Give it back!

Agree to go canoeing, or it's book barbecue.

[ Sternly ] Give it back,

or I'll tell the entire campsite about your favorite snack --

something only babies eat!

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Fine! You win.

I guess I'll canoe by myself,

which means I'll be going in circles!

I'll get it. Hold this.

[ Beeping ]

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Ew!

You know what they say --

It's what's on the inside that counts.

Whatever.

And that's why you always make sure

to have a plan and a backup plan.

[ Groans ]

Yeah, and maybe a backup plan for your backup plan, too.

[ Laughs ]

Aww. Gwen looks so happy.

Time to spoil that.

Someone needs to ruin her perfect little world.

And I know just the person.

When you look at me...

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Gwen's who you'll see.

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Hey!

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That was weird.

It's about to get weirder.

The real trick to grilling hot dogs

is to turn them over at least twice.

I'm gonna get my special barbecue sauce.

Don't touch anything. Uh, sure.

What's Charmcaster doing here? And where's Gwen?

Ugh! What's this dweeb doing now?

Stay right there, you! Yeah, right!

So you can steal my book again.

[ Panting ]

Ben!

Gwen. You okay?

Did I just see Charmcaster?

Yeah, I don't know why she's --

I forgot how frightening she was.

Uh, yeah. I, uh, better track her down.

See what's up.

Be careful. She's very powerful.

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I'll keep our silly grandpa busy

while you take care of Charmcaster.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Here's something funny.

Do you know who never liked barbecue sauce

on hot dogs?

Ben? Huh. where'd that kid go?

Boys. Am I right?

So, ya didn't see where he went?

Oh, that doofus is always getting himself lost somewhere.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?

Okay.

I guess.

[ Grunts ]

Get down here!

Give it up, slowpoke! You're not getting this.

You really think climbing a tree is gonna stop me?

I can get that book one way or another.

Whoa! Hey! Isn't that taking it a big far?

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[ Growls ]

Last chance!

W-What's gotten into you?!

Fine! Have it your way!

Hey! Are you bonkers?!

Get back here, you chicken!

Aaaaah!

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ] Hiding, huh?

I can still smell your evil, little face!

There you are!

Aaah!

Bad kitty!

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[ Growls ]

What was that? I'm sure it's nothing.

Probably an alligator or something.

Say, those hot dogs are looking awfully yummy.

Are they ready? Almost.

Just need to throw on a little barbecue sauce.

Uh, uh-oh.

Well, like I always say, make sure you have a plan and...

Uh...I...

Another bottle of sauce?

A backup plan.

Oh. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Of course.

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Oh, come on!

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Ouch!

[ Tweeting ]

Okay. That plan worked.

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Huh? Always have a backup plan.

[ Panting ] [ Growls ]

Aaah!

[ Ben grunting ]

Man: Ah, come on, you hunk of junk!

I'll let Gwen have a cr*ck at it.

Hey, Gwen?

I'm not conjuring anything!

Okay. Uh... The radio's acting up.

Think you could use some of your magic to fix it?

Magic? Uh, pfft! [ Chuckles nervously ]

Who-what? I don't know magic.

Whatever you think you saw, I was just --

You'll need your toolkit.

Oh!

You mean fix it. With tools.

[ Grunting continues ]

Apparently, he's not much of an outdoorsman.

What is this place?! Must get out!

Clearly, a trap set by that witch!

I gotta focus and not fall for more of her tricks.

Ooh! Arcade Digest!

Haven't seen this issue.

Gah!

Fell for it again!

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I think I lost him.

No time for tricks now!

[ Growls ]

I'll be taking this!

Thank you very much! Oh-kay.

Thought you'd be a -- a little more upset.

It doesn't matter.

Now...what are you doing here?!

What?!

Whaddaya mean, "what"?!

Like, here in the forest?

Well, yeah. You chased me in here.

Remember? Are you okay?

Better than you're gonna be!

Okay. Enough is enough.

Stop with the pointy thing in my face.

And stop acting so childish! Oh!

I'll show you childish!

[ Grunts, groans ]

Stay back! This isn't over, Charmcaster!

Charmcaster? Ben, it's me!

Stay away from me!

At least until my watch is juiced back up.

What are you talking about? Ben, wa-- Aaaah!

Ugh! Stupid book!

Uh-oh.

Uh...

[ Camera clicks ]

Oh, boy. Ben! Ben! It's me, really! Gwen!

Come on, Ben!

Nice try, tricksy!

But I'd know my cousin if I saw her!

[ Clattering ] Uh, need some help?

No! Nope! All good here!

Just connecting the fry-alator to the hitch switch control.

Very dangerous. Don't come in!

Come out, Ben!

Obviously, Charmcaster's behind all this.

We have to find her together.

Ben! I'm telling you the truth!

Yeah. Likely story.

But Heatblast will get the truth.

Ben! Ugh. Okay, fine! I'm really Charmcaster!

Now come out and face me!

Ha! I knew you were lying!

It was just a matter of -- You big goober!

It's me. Gwen! You never quit, do you?

I just saw her back at the campsite.

Has it occurred to you that maybe

she transformed both of us?

Maybe.

I don't know what her end game is,

but she obviously has a grudge against me.

So get down here and help me find her.

[ Laughs ]

You almost had me there!

You're clever, but I'm cleverer!

Aah!

Come on, you!

g*ng way! Aah!

S'cuse me! Thanks!

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Aaah!

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Oh, please. Think that's gonna stop me?

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Aah!

Okay, probably should have seen that one coming.

[ Panting ]

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Uh-oh!

End of the line, Charmcaster.

Now tell me what you're doing here.

Ben, seriously! I'm not Charmcaster!

Fibber! Aaah!

Whoa!

Listen, blockhead, sh**t at me again,

and I'm gonna tell everyone your favorite snack...

from kindergarten...

is pickles with peanut butter and cheddar cheese!

Huh?

I cannot believe they make Gwen do this!

Gwen?

Finally!

Sorry I tried to hurt you.

Eh, lucky for me, you're a lousy sh*t.

Wait, if you're here, does that mean...

Charmcaster's back at the campsite.

Let's go!

[ Charmcaster groaning ]

You!

Umm...

What kind of grandparent

would make a child fix a radio like that?!

Charmcaster? What are you doing here?

Where's Gwen?

Right here!

Grandpa, please tell me you didn't let her touch our radio.

Oh, thank goodness.

Pretending to be that goody two shoes

was getting tiresome, anyway.

You made me att*ck my cousin!

You were supposed to do more than that.

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Hey!

Wait here!

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Thanks, I think?

[ Whirring ]

You're good.

But I can make you better.

I'm listening.

Max: Bon appetit!

They're charred beyond recognition.

Well, they may be charred on the outside,

but it's what's on the inside that counts.

Just like people.

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Broccoli, huh?

We all have our secrets.

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Who-what?