03x11 - Franken-Fight

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Wait, a frozen dinner?

Forever Knight: You're not here to dine on expensive delicacies, boy.

You were invited as a recruitment tool.

Why are we watching this lame-o?

This boy, Tennyson, continues to show great promise

with his alien watch.

I'm confident with him as part of my collective,

we could do... -Pfft! Tennyson?

His skills are lame compared to mine.

I'm not gonna waste my time on that chump.

You are suggesting this is not impressive?

Not nearly as impressive as me.

Why both with him when I'm stronger and smarter?

Hmm. You seem to think this is open to negotiation.

It's not, 'cause I'm not doing it.

And there's nothing you can say or show me to change my mind.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

[ Laughs ]

Yeah!

This is awesome, Glitch. Don't get me wrong,

you were cool as an alien,

but having you as the Rustbuggy is so much more fun -- and fast.

Glitch: Now that I am in charge of the wheel,

the only things I have to worry about

are speeding tickets and getting rear-ended.

Hey! How about a turn for me?

It was my idea to come to the dunes!

Hold on. Let me flip around.

Haha. Okay.

Maybe it's a good time to start slowing down now.

Aah!

Relax, Ben. Just showing off my skills.

Pssh! I wasn't scared.

I, uh, just like to do high-pitch squeals sometimes.

Plus, I know Glitch is in control.

It is true. I like going wild,

but passenger safety is my top priority.

Good enough for me. My turn.

Get ready for the ride of your life,

'cause I've got the need for speed.

[ Engine sputters, drags ]

Uh, what happened to the need for speed?

Yeah, Glitch? What gives?

Are you not entertained?

I could raise excitement levels by %.

Huh?

[ Both yelling ]

Yeehaw.

Uh, you meant all that stuff

you said about safety, right, Glitch?

Of course. Just letting loose. Nothing to worry about.

Yahoo! What?

Hang on, everyone. Collision alert.

[ Both yelling ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Laughs ] Even a fast car can't make you cool!

Kevin? What are you doing here, besides looking for trouble?

Calm down you little runt.

I'm actually just here for a chat.

Well, I ain't exactly in a chatty mood.

I'm in a fighting mood.

Fine. If that's how you want to do this.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

I think you guys are just missing

some cowboy hats for this epic showdown.

Gwen? You're here?

You lose!

Huh?

Yah! Time to go Crystal Fist!

[ Yells, grunts ]

Crystal Fist? Crystal missed! Ha-ha!

Okay. I guess I'll just wait till you're done.

The action is getting too close. Your safety comes first.

Hang on.

Gwen: Glitch, what are you doing?

Keeping passenger safety my top priority.

Uh, Glitch, why aren't we going forward?

Uh-oh. Can't get proper traction.

Brace for impact.

[ Gwen screams ]

Hope you like eating dino-tail!

Not particularly!

Take your sky rocks out of here.

Guess it's time to raise the stakes.

What?

Oh, no.

Why'd he have to go with tentacle shaped?

I hate that.

Go away!

[ Grunts ]

Tentacles, huh? Weakness noted.

And I think I know just how to exploit his fish-phobia.

Glitch? Prepare to meet Bootleg.

Take that, you gross tentacles.

Ooh, I hate you!

Hey, get back here! I'm not done with you!

[ Coughs ]

What happened, Glitch?

Cough, cough. Sorry.

Give me a second to shift gears. I'll get back on four wheels.

Here, pal. Let me help ya.

What's going on?

I don't -- Not my

[ Voice distorting ]

Hey, where'd he go?

And where's Gwen and the Rustbuggy?

-Looking for me? -[ Screams ]

Ben: Not again with the tentacles!

[ Yells ]

All right. Let's kick up the wattage, here.

Come on. There's too many.

Hmm. I can't take one out,

but maybe I can shock them all at once.

Finally calmed down for that chat?

Why stop this fight now? I'm having a blast!

Wow. I bet you couldn't hit a target even if I helped you.

Let's see it, Doofus-son. Two points!

Hey! I'm still in here.

Gwen?

Whoa!

[ Gwen and Bootleg yelling ]

What?

Whoa! Calm down, seatbelt.

Loosen up.

This is gross. Ugh.

Oh. [ Moans ]

Whoa. Kevin, What just happened?

Your shockblast must have freaked out my Bootleg goop,

and now part of it is still stuck inside your ride.

Gwen, get out of there!

I can't.

I'm practically fused into my seat.

Glitch: Safety first.

Glitch? Can you help me out here?

I'm trying -- not able to -- can't fight.

I'm sorry, Gwen,

but you're going to stay right where you are.

We're gonna have some real fun.

Shock Rock : Watch out, and slow down!

No slow!

Uh, Kevin?

Hey! Where you going?

Somewhere else, duh!

-Whoa. -We want go fast!

That was...

unpleasant.

Come on, Ben! Get up! Ben!

Man, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Lame-son! -What?

Dodge left! -Why should I listen to...

[ Yells ]

Quit being a doofus and listen to me!

Do you want to get squashed?

Not really!

Then do what I say!

First, go left!

Now right! Slide left!

Now forward! Then right!

Get ready to boot me up!

I hope you ate a light -- ugh -- lunch!

Here we go!

[ Both yelling ]

Oh, no you don't!

You're welcome!

Hey, wait a second.

Why are you helping us?

I -- I told you before --

I'm not here to fight, just talk.

Pfft! Talk, schmalk.

You were about to ditch until Gwen spoke up.

Wait. Ew! No!

-Gross! -Do you want to help her or not?

Not having fun. Not having fun!

Glitch: Faster! Faster!

Glitch, so help me if you don't stop...

You will do nothing!

Take a picture of me in the crosswalk,

but, like, make it look like it's candid.

What about passenger safety?

[ Gasps ]

You've got this, Gwen.

Nailed it, babe.

I'm not gonna let you do this, Glitch.

Fine. If I can't go where I want,

I'll go as fast as I want.

Hey. Whoa.

Glitch, this isn't funny!

Come on. We could get hurt.

Give me a break. That's what emergency rooms are for.

Brake? Emergency?

If I could just...

Got it. Time to redirect this crash course.

-I thought we'd never catch up. -Looks like it's trapped.

If you were able to give it energy as Shock Rock,

maybe you can also drain it.

Hey, hey, drainage is my specialty.

Okay. Now what?

I'm gonna go pick up what Bootleg left behind.

Glitch: No! My soul!

My soul!

[ Yells ]

I'm free! [ Yells ]

Glitch, you're okay!

Like I said, there's nothing you can say to make me do anything.

I highly doubt that.

Gwen? But how did you...

Leave her alone!

She's got nothing to do with this!

My sources say she's a fan of magic.

I wonder how she would feel

about being part of a disappearing act.

Ben: Gwen, you're okay!

Yeah, except for being tossed from the car.

Good thing I was wearing my helmet.

Hey. This is...weird.

Thanks, I guess?

So, what'd you want to talk to me about?

Don't worry about it. It's not worth your time.

So, even though this was

technically your fault in the first place,

I'm still glad you came back to help my goofball of a cousin.

Look who's talking.

Yeah, well, whatever. I don't even care.

-Fine by me. -Does anyone need a ride home?

It is the least I could do.

No, thanks. I'm good with walking.

Forever Knight: Aren't you forgetting something?

Don't tell me you've got cold feet.

Do I have to remind you...

-No. -What are you...

You'll regret this.

Sir, shall I bring another... Oh, perhaps another time then.

Yes, perhaps another time.

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Just showing off my skills.