03x13 - Which Watch

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Huhh! Whoa! Ahh! Ahh!

I'm going to cream you, Tennyson!

Ahh! Uhh!

Sorry, Kevin. I should've warned you.

Having four arms makes it tough to dodge

is you're not used to it.

Face it, I'm just better

at being an awesome alien hero than you!

Shut it, loser!

Any of my aliens can wipe the floor

with anything in your wimpy little watch.

Whoa! What was that about

wiping the floor with my aliens?

[ Chirps ]

Uh, I don't know about you, but I feel like this

is a good time to take a time-out.

I almost feel bad for you, Tennyson.

But I'll get over it. [ Laughs ]

Huh?!

I'm so going to cream you!

Did Kevin just get dragged off by glowing tentacles?

Well, I hope someone helps him out with that.

I ain't messing with no tentacles.

I've got a cousin to bother.

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Gwen: Space, truly a limitless void.

Gwen Tennyson adventures on,

breaking barriers no -year-old

has dared break before.

No cosmic force can stop her momentum.

No ruthless alien can -- -Hey, Gwen!

You still pretending to be in space?

Computer: Zero-G simulation fan shutdown.

Ben, you can't open the simulation room

while someone's using it! Uh, correction.

You're not supposed to open the simulation room

while someone's using it. Ugh!

Where have you been, anyway?

I thought you, of all people, would be excited about coming

to Young Orbiter's Space Camp?

Oh, I was just kicking Kevin's butt out in the swamp.

Ben! Relax. I already know

basically everything they were going to talk about here.

I can already turn into aliens.

What else is there for me to learn about space?

Oh, right. I really don't think aliens give you special

knowledge about astrophysics. What do you mean?

They're aliens, they come from other planets.

You know where other planets are?

Space.

You know, Earth is technically in space, too, right?

Shouldn't humans all be great astronauts?

Uh, I don't follow.

You and your aliens don't know anything about space travel.

[ Gasps ] It's okay, guys.

She just can't understand an alien's natural instincts.

Instincts aren't everything.

Eventually, you need to back them up

with some actual knowledge.

[ Grunting ]

You're going to regret this, big time!

Girl: Oh, well, this is disappointing.

You aren't Tennyson.

You thought I was that dweeb?

Whoa! I need his aliens

to help me take down that pesky cousin of his.

So, if you don't have one of those transforming watches,

then I have no use for you.

Hey, I have an alien watch. And it goes up to .

It's way better than that loser's.

Oh. An alien abomination does sound better.

A what, now? [ Screams ]

Space is no laughing matter.

Like, one slip and you're floating

through the void forever! Ugh, this is so boring.

If you're bored, why aren't you fighting Kevin?

'Cause some spooky, glowing tentacles

came out and scooped him up!

You know I don't mess with tentacles.

Ben, clearly, there's more going on here.

Last time I checked, Kevin doesn't have magic tentacles.

You and your whole magic thing.

[ Gasps ] Wait! What if it's Charmcaster?

[ expl*si*n ]

Hey, Kev. Ben! Watch! Hurry!

I can't. It's timed-out.

Are you kidding me?! Aah!

Ben! Uh, let me go!

I was right. It is Charmcaster!

Not just me, me and my Monster Puppet.

Time-in, time-in, time-in! Aah!

No one blows up the twerp, but me!

You will obey me, Monster. Destroy her precious cousin!

Girl, don't mess with -- [ Muffled shouts ]

Whoa. Charmed-Kevin is pretty...

strong!

Ben, look out!

[ Muffled shouting ]

Stay back!

She's getting in the way again!

Thanks for having my back, dude. Someone's got to have it.

Well, the watch sure doesn't. Time-in!

Freeze, Kevin!

[ Coughing ]

If you're going to take and take and take from me,

Gwen, then I'm going to destroy every last piece of this place

that you seem to love so much!

[ Grunts ] Whoa!

Well, he's huge and purple now. Timed-in yet?

I'm sorry, baby, please come back!

Time-in, time-in, time-in! Time-in, time-in!

Ben, look out!

Whoa. This hunk of dirt is strong.

Of course, it is. It's a meteorite.

They can withstand -- Watch is green!

Why do I bother?

[ Growling ]

Get out my head!

Now, now, angry boy,

stop resisting me!

Unh!

Yeah! You must be really thick-headed.

Your stink goop, plus his angry flames,

equals bye-bye, Tennysons.

[ Screaming ]

Uh! What do I do?!

Ben! There's no way you can stop Kevin as Stinkfly.

Save the people instead! Got it!

Whoa!

Run! [ Camera shutters clicking ]

Okay, then. Apologies in advance!

[ Shouting ]

Your turn.

Uhh! Missed!

I'm always going to be

one step ahead of you.

Well then, meet my second step.

What? No!

Big Bang!

[ Echoes, warbling ]

Huh? What? Aaah! What happened to the ground?!

Relax, Ben. This obviously isn't really outer space.

It's just another one of Charmcaster's tricks.

Come on, I think we both know I'm the best at space.

You're the spaciest, all right.

Gwen, this is serious!

There's nothing to stop us

from floating into the void forever!

Just the fact that you can hear me...

should tip you off that...

we're not in outer space. [ Frustrated sigh ]

If you paid attention at camp,

you'd know the real cosmos is a vacuum, and noise

can't travel in a vacuum. What are you talking about?

Vacuums make tons of noise.

[ Laughs ] Ben!

No, wait! Don't spin me again!

Let go! Ugh.

Do you two ever stop yapping? I've had enough of this!

I never agreed to this!

Get someone else to help settle your dumb little drama.

How dare you talk back to me!

I don't care what you have to say.

You aren't even a real magician. You don't even have a top hat.

What are you supposed to pull rabbits out of?

He makes a good point.

You're awfully disrespectful

for someone under my complete control.

I'm not afraid of you! You're just some weirdo nerd!

You think you're so special? Well, you're not.

Without that watch, you're worthless.

So, quit whining and give me your power!

[ Groaning ]

Whoa. Is -- Is that -- Kevin?!

[ Roars ]

You guys are so inefficient with these aliens.

All those choices and you only ever use one at a time.

My way's a lot more fun.

Uh, okay. A big Kevin Monster

isn't something they prepared me for at camp.

It's okay. Fighting alien weirdos

is the one thing I am prepared for.

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[ Roars ]

Oh, right, space rules.

Don't worry. I've got you.

Gwen, there's no way you can push Humungousaur --

Oh, yeah!

You've got this, Ben!

It's just simple physics.

[ Laughs derisively ] Your cousin is toast.

[ Both grunting ]

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Glad to see you can keep yourselves occupied.

Gives me a chance to catch up on my reading.

Uh-oh. Excuse me!

Just let me know when you kids are finished playing.

Yeah, we're about done now.

See you back on Earth, Heather!

Don't think you can get away from me that easily, Gwen!

Come on! Where are the space spells?

Gwen, heads up! Oh, no!

Uh, Ben? Think you can give me a boost?

Hold on.

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Keep him breathing fire, okay?

I'll do what I can.

Whoa!

Yes! I can almost...

Unh!

[ Laughs ]

[ Grunting ]

No!

Oh, now, I get why you wanted a fire.

What? No! Stop!

The book!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

What?

Yeah! We did it! Uh...

Whoa!

Just because my book is torched for now,

don't think this is over.

Uh, I don't know, looks pretty over to me.

Silence! I hope you're all ready for a crash landing!

Later, losers!

Crash into what? There's no --

Hey, guys?! I think we're falling!

I got you guys! Hang on tight!

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Oh, yeah! We did it, Team!

Shove off! I'm not on your team!

Guys, cut it out!

Sleep with one eye open, shrimp!

'Cause I'm going to -- going to -- uh, whoa. Uhh!

When I recover from this gravity sickness,

I'll take you out with my own two hands.

[ Laughs ]

Kevin wants to, "take you out, Gwen."

Hey, that's not what I meant! [ Groans ]

What caused this rift between you two?

I don't know why he hates me. Everyone loves me.

I know some villains who would say otherwise.

This is hard for me to admit. I have all this alien power,

but if I was prepared like you were,

this might not have been such a pain.

You actually learned your lesson?

Wait. How do you plan to prepare for your next fight with Kevin?

Easy. I plan to kick his butt twice as hard.

You learned nothing.

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Apologies in advance!

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