03x17 - The Chupaca-bro

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Gwen: Maybe we should have taken the copter.

What, and miss this great rustic countryside?

Every bump on the rustic road builds character.

Why, when I was your -- Gah-Whaa?

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Goooats!

It's my worst nightmare, kids.

Goats? Huh.

I wonder what the holdup is.

Um, excuse me!

Is there any way you could move your goats?

Looks like somebody really got your goats!

I don't think they speak English.

Oh, we speak English.

You look like you're having trouble.

Anything we can do to help?

Not much you can do.

We can't move them because our goats are dry.

Something stole their essence.

We think it was The Chupacabra!

-The Chupacabra? -Gwen!

Really? Gwen!

Scaly creatures that exclusively eat goats?

Come on. Let's get out of here.

You really think so?

What else could it be?

O-Okay.

Now, Gwen, uh, l-let's just get in the Rustbucket and...

[ Bleats ]

You can't be afraid of this little guy.

[ Bleats ]

That goat is Fofinho.

He is our town's prized goat --

the goat most ripe with rich goat essence.

[ Beeping ] What in the...!?

It's the Chupacabra!

[ Beeping ]

-Whoa! -What?!

The Chupacabra -- it has vanished!

Oh, is that why you guys were chasing me?

I wasn't even holding a chimichanga.

Chupacabra.

It is a creature that menaces goats.

It's okay, dear. It's gone.

Good thing you ran it off.

Wait. Ran it off?

Oh! I absolutely ran it off.

You see, I fight monsters all the time.

And take it from me, that was no chubby-papa.

I would know. I smash them by the dozen.

Oh, really?!

Ooh! Tell us about one of your

experiences with a real Chupacabra.

Man: Someone say "Chupacabra?"

-Chupacabra! -Chupacabra!

-There's that word again! -It's as we feared!

Man #: Not a single hoof is safe!

Chupacabras don't exist. Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! It's story time!

I was trapped between a hot lasagna and a -foot drop.

[ Crowd gasps ]

And he's looming over me -- no, feet high,

with claws the size of bananas!

[ Crowd gasps ]

It charged, foaming and bashing.

It was so close I could see the stripes!

That's not even what Chupacabras look like.

Oh.

You mean the ones that don't exist?

You're saying they look different in real life?

I looked in the slits of its cat-like eyes and screamed,

"It's time to feel the pain!"

Wow.

I've never known a Chupacabra to have cat eyes.

Or stripes. But who knows?

None of us have ever seen one.

Everyone, this brazen child will save us from the Chupacabra!

[ Cheering ]

Welp, you just exploited their superstitions

to make yourself look good --

and I can pretty much promise you this will end badly.

But hey, don't listen to me.

What do I know?

Nah. This is the last we'll hear about it.

Just do it for the grandkids.

Just do it for the grandkids. Phew!

[ Shudders ]

So...goats.

How are they scary again?

It wasn't pretty, kids.

[ Bleats loudly ]

[ Screams ]

[ Both bleating, screaming ]

[ Muttering ]

Enough about Grandpa's, uh, weird goat thing.

So, what are you gonna do if the villagers

are all worked up over the Chupacabra lie?

Hey, it wasn't a lie -- creative exaggeration.

There's no way an entire village of adults

are gonna believe that story.

Hello, honored guests.

We have decided to dedicate this year's entire festival

to the great Chupacabra hunter!

I... Don't even say it!

[ Bleats ]

What is that, girl?

A highly suspicious figure is handling Fofinho

and other beloved goats in an open field

to the east of the village?

Ben, El Chupacabra is upon us.

It is your time to shine.

Uh, I think there's something I should tell you

about that Chupacabra story.

Yes, yes. After you fight the monster.

There it is!

I've never seen anything so horrible!

Fofinho!

[ Bleats ]

Wow, there really is a monster.

Now, go. Slay the beast.

Whoa! Okay, yeah.

Hey, ugly, over here!

Ready to get your butt kicked?

[ Laughing ]

Hello, Tennyson.

Why am I not surprised to see you here?

Animo? What did you do to yourself?

I've been doing a little traveling

since our last encounter, collecting genetic material

of the world's most fearsome animals

to assemble the most perfect body biologically possible!

And this is the final piece of the puzzle!

Why does everyone keep acting like goats are scary?

Is this an old-people thing?

You'll know the horror of goats yet, boy!

[ Bleats ]

This device allows me to siphon

the very essence out of these animals

and collect a potent reduction

of their most fundamental powers.

You have to stop this creature from raisining our goats.

Oh, yeah, don't worry about this guy.

I've only beaten him about a million times already.

[ Roars ]

-Chupacabra! -Y'all established that already.

Ooh. Rath done hecked up.

Now, see!

You all got the wrong idea -- Whoa!

Well, I had hopes to save such a prime specimen

for my own augmentation.

But for now your latent abilities

are better suited to disposing of this pest.

[ Bleats ]

This should gain me the time necessary

to collect the goat essence required for my perfect form.

All: Fofinho!

[ Roars ]

He truly is the best goat. Everyone --

Fofinho has transformed himself to protect the herd

from the evil Chupacabra!

You want to run that by me again?

Huh?

[ Cheering ]

Crowd: Luta! Luta!

Luta! -Hey!

Luta! Luta! Luta!

[ Yells ]

That's right, Fofinho. Keep the boy occupied

while I complete my research.

[ Laughs ]

Oof. Excuse me. Sorry, Ben.

I still don't get how someone can be so afraid of goats

but still like goat cheese so mu-u-u-u-u--

[ Screams ]

-Stop it! -Ben, just tell the truth!

The villagers can help you with that thing.

But if they know the Chupacabra story was a load of bunk,

they'll get mad.

Well, now they're mad at you for being a Chupacabra!

[ Groans ]

Grandpa, come on.

We have to help Ben.

[ Whimpers ]

Oh, my gosh. Ben, I'm coming, kiddo!

Hey, goat, leave my grandson alone!

-Um... -Grandpa!

Gah!

Aww, I think he just likes you!

I-I guess so.

See? He might seem scary, but he's just as sweet as Fofinho.

Oh, that actually is Fofinho.

-What? -Animo pulled all this glow-y

goat force out of a bunch of other goats

and used it to make that super goat!

He's still at it over there.

Everyone just kind of forgot about him

when the fight started.

That's Animo?

Still not enough goat essence for my perfect form!

Ben:" The guy messing with your goats --

there he is! Look!

He shriveled, like, the whole herd of goats.

The evil Chupacabra boy is right!

-Hey! -That creature is shriveling our goats!

Well, what do you say, little cutie?

Ready to save the herd?

[ Roars ]

Animo: Ah, yes, this ought to top me off.

[ Laughs ]

The Goat Storage is at capacity.

Whoa! Whoa!

I get why goats are scary!

Why don't any of you people care

that this guy just messed with your goats?

You messed with our goats.

Okay, okay. I admit it.

I lied about the Chupacabra because I didn't want to

get in trouble for scooping goats.

But that's completely different from sucking up their goat force

to make monsters. -Hmm.

The kid has a point. Yeah.

He might have been scooping goats,

but this other guy was shriveling goats.

Maybe the boy deserves a second chance.

Animo: I'd ask if you have any last words,

but it's probably in my best interest

not to let you stall while your device is timed out.

Ow! Hey! Wretched little -- Ow!

Get off me!

Whoa. Awesome!

Huh? Oh, sweet!

Let go of me, you pests!

Ohh!

I'd say a cool one-liner here,

but I already used my get-your-goat joke.

[ Both grunting ]

[ Animo grunts ]

[ Animo groans ]

You've overstayed your welcome, you goat menacer!

Aah!

[ Ben grunts ]

[ Groans ]

Now, how do we get that energy stuff back into the goats?

[ Animo grunts ]

[ Animo screams ]

[ All bleating ]

[ Groans, sighs ]

Oh, no. Stay back, you monsters.

[ Yells ]

Thank you for un-shriveling our goats, boy.

You truly are the least evil of the goat-menacing monsters.

Uh, thanks?

Today, you taught us not to fear the Chupacabra

because we are strong enough to knock them back together!

We will be forever grateful for this, Ben.

I'm glad you could get over your fears, too, grandpa.

Yeah. I mean, I have no idea why I let myself get so worked up.

There's nothing scary about this little guy.

[ Shrieks ]

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