03x21 - Moor Fogg

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[ Thunder crashes ] Ben: Am I on a different planet?

All I see is awful Scottish weather.

Yeah, but awful Scottish weather is perfect

for sightseeing on the Scottish moors.

The whats? The moors,

Scotland's famous rolling hills

covered in grass and creepy atmosphere,

and we can hike through them all the way to Sgorr Tuath.

Gesundheit. See? The weather is already making you sneeze.

Guess we should stay in. What a shame.

Sgorr Tuath is a legendary peak with an amazing view.

Why can't we explore the Scottish towns and villages?

I want to see if they have any international

Sumo Slammer figures.

Are Sumo Slammers literally all you can think about?

No.

[ Gong chimes ]

No!

Well, let's see the sights.

Oh, wait, hold on a minute.

You opened an umbrella indoors?

Don't you know that's bad luck?

That practically guarantees something

terrible will happen today!

It's too bad.

I was really looking forward to hiking miles in the rain,

but luckily there's still plenty to see

once we get back to civilization.

Oh, come on, Ben.

Stepping outside your comfort zone is a small price

to pay to experience natural wonders like this.

I like my comfort zone.

Have fun hanging out alone,

but you might want to keep an eye out.

Sgorr Tuath isn't the only famous thing out here

in the moors. What do you mean?

Well, there's the shape-shifting kelpies

and Hern the Ghostly Huntsman

and the demon dog, Black Shuck.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Well, see ya!

[ Thunder crashes ] Kelpies?

Hern the Ghostly Huntsman?

The Black Shuck?

[ Thunder crashes ] Huh, other people are willing

to trudge around in the bog, too.

I guess nobody can resist the magical Sgorr Ttt-bllpp.

No, Sgorr Tuath!

[ Spits indistinctly ]

That's a little better.

Think my watch is acting funny.

Guess that's another added perk

about this awesome Scottish weather.

So put the watch down for once

and try to appreciate the beautiful scenery.

Beautiful scenery?

You can't even see anything out here.

There's no way this fog could be any worse.

[ Roars ]

[ Screams ]

Look over there! A volcanic glen.

Wow, lot of grass. Don't see that every day.

A wondrous, shimmering loch!

Looks like a big puddle to me.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Gasps ] Look, Ben,

a historic b*ttlefield!

Okay, come on!

What's the point of sightseeing

if you can't even see the sights?

Everything is covered in fog!

Yeah, but it's Scottish fog.

Uh, I don't know, Gwen. The weather is getting worse.

Maybe Ben is right. Maybe we should go back.

It'll be fine, Grandpa!

[ Roars ]

Is that the Fogg monster?

Fog-guh!

[ Roars ]

Uh, okay. How do I b*at this guy again?

Do what you did last time!

I don't remember that!

Uh, was it... Oh, okay, Fogg Face.

Let's see how you like a little Overflow action.

Come on. Aw, man! Overflow, where are you?

Ben, look out! Huh?

[ Fogg monster roars ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Panting ]

[ Roars ]

Aah!

I think I've had enough adventure for today.

Any ideas, Ben?

Well, last time I used Overflow,

but that's not an option anymore.

What is it even doing out here? It followed us to Scotland?

Well, we have to figure something out.

That oversized smoke signal better not touch my chopper.

Wait a minute. According to the map, I found a cave!

Uh, that's great, Gwen.

No, I mean a cave we can hide in!

It's about a / mile straight ahead!

We just got to find our way through this!

Together: Fogg!

You got anything yet, Ben?!

I'm trying. I'm trying. But there's nothing I can...

Oh, Humungousaur!

Humungousaur? Did you just make that up?

A little kid made it up!

I think it's awesome,

and it's about to save all our butts!

[ Grunts ]

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[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Roars ]

My tail keeps passing right through him!

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[ Groans ]

-Aah! -Aah!

[ Roars ]

What was that?

Some kind of sonic blast from his tail!

Quick, guys, hop on!

[ Grunts ]

That Fogg Monster is even scarier

than the ones you made up!

I didn't make them up!

Hey, is that your cave up ahead?

Hang on, guys. I'm putting on the speed!

Go for it, Humungousaur!

[ Grunting ]

[ Roars ]

[ Grunts ]

Whew.

Did we lose him?

Difficult to say,

but we can't hide in here forever.

We need to b*at that thing.

But how do you take down a nonphysical foe?

Maybe Humungousaur could keep the Fogg busy

while we sneak back and get...

the chopper!

We get it. You love the chopper.

The trick will be pulling it off before the watch times out.

Well, if it doesn't work, I guess we'll be

the new legendary ghosts of Scottish lore.

[ Roars ]

All right. Let's do this.

I don't think I can stay as Humungousaur for much longer.

You got this, Ben. Right.

[ Grunts ] Hey, you oversized toot cloud, right here.

[ Roars ]

[ Grunts ]

Uh, sonic att*ck.

Ugh! Stupid mud!

Maybe I just need a nice sturdy rock for this att*ck to work.

Hey, over here, you big fluffy!

[ Roars ]

Cloud.

Aah!

Awesome, that worked. This is the last time

I get talked into going to see some moldy rocks.

Aah! Ugh!

Aw, man, I got a soggy butt.

Stupid soggy bog, can't even walk in this gunk.

Have mercy. You wouldn't hurt a man

with a soggy pair of undies, would you?

[ Roars ]

Hey!

High tech to the rescue.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Roars ]

Now we can finally go see Sgorr Tuath.

What?! This place is a nightmare.

There's nothing worth seeing.

What happened to your butt?

Everything down there is soggy.

Uh, oh.

Something's slowing us down.

Oh, no.

[ Fogg monster roars ]

Don't worry, kids. This baby was made for this kind of thing.

Let's see if that Fogg can handle this.

Aah!

Huh, looks like it can handle that.

Hey, kids, you've got to do

everything you can to save the chopper.

Oh, right, that thing is attracted to energy.

Still not recharged. It's going for the engine.

[ Grunting ]

Maybe we can use light to evaporate it like last time.

I'll turn on the chopper's ultra-bright spotlight.

Uh, what can't this baby do?

[ Roars ]

Come to think of it, we probably need sunlight to evaporate it,

but we did make it squint really bad.

Yeah. It might leave to get its sunglasses,

and then we can make our escape, Grandpa.

I don't think that will happen, Ben.

Okay. Plan "B" then. What might work here?

[ Beeping ]

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Let's see if he can handle this light show.

I hope this works.

I don't know if I can handle losing the chopper.

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Whoo-hoo! Finally free of that fog.

Way to go! Nice work!

Let's get out of here once and for all.

[ Roars ]

It's getting stormier out there.

Step on it.

[ Roars ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Roars ]

Uh-oh, looks like it came back angrier.

The engines!

[ Beeping ]

[ Roars ]

Uh, Plan "C"?

[ Thunder crashes ]

You want power? I'll give you power.

[ Roars ]

It's no use!

[ Grunts ] The chopper -- [groans] -- she's hurting.

[ Both grunting ]

Ben, what are you doing?

We're losing engines.

[ Roaring ]

Ben, no, you're going destroy us.

Ben!

Come on, Scottish weather.

[ Roars ]

Aaaah!

[ Roaring ]

Just one more good strike.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Molecules whimpering ]

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Ben!

It worked?

Oh, I hope that Fogg didn't hurt you.

I'm okay, Grandpa. Huh?

Oh [ chuckles] right. That's great, Gwen.

Oh, still alive.

I never thought I'd say this, but I love Scottish weather!

All right. You got me. This view is pretty good.

By the way, Ben,

how did you know

the lightning rod thing would work?

Well, I knew he liked power,

so I just gave him more than he could handle.

Did you know that you were triggering electrolysis,

causing the molecules to split into atoms?

Course I did. Science. [ Chuckles ]

Now let's get back to enjoying Sgbth.

I, uh, believe that's pronounced Sgorr Tuath, Ben.

No, no, it's [trilling tongue] Sgorr.

Sgorr.

Roll the R, [trilling tongue] Sgorr.

Orrrrr.

Sgorr. Rrrrr.

Rrrrr.

Guys, the view?

Ben's right. It's almost as beautiful

as two synchronized twin propeller engines power --

Please stop. I'm just saying.

It's one heck of a machine.

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-Sgorrrrrr. -Rrrrr.