03x22 - King of the Castle

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[ Chanting ] Queen Gwen! Queen Gwen!

Queen Gwen! Queen Gwen!

Oh, thank you all!

I always knew that I'd love visiting England.

But making me the queen?

That's really far too kind!

Max: Gee, Gwen, your accent's getting better.

You almost sound as fancy as Cousin Willy.

Cousin Willy? Ahem.

[ Fancy voice ] Lady Wilhelmina Warwick,

of Castle Bishopbrook.

My most dignified British relative.

[ Gasps ] I'm related to a real English lady?!

[ Cellphone clicking ] I can't wait to see!

Well, the locals do refer to Lady Wilhelmina

as the Queen of Old Haunted Bishopbrook.

-H-Haunted?! -Aw, come on, Ben.

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for those stories.

Yeah -- ghosts!

Ben, you're jumping to conclusions.

You want proof?! I'll prove it to you right now!

Hey! Wait for me!

Aggghhhhhhhh!

[ Grunts ] Huh?

O-kay, I didn't think this through.

Gwen: [ Sighs ] This is not the glamorous castle I imagined.

All right. Let's do this, Old Castle Bishopbrook!

Wilhelmina: I'll get you out!

-G-Ghosts! -Unh!

Oh, dear!

That's the last time I throw such a wild tea party!

This jam stain is impossible to remove!

Now, what do we have here?!

Ooh! Cousin Maxy!

[ Grunts, laughs ]

These are the grandkids, Ben and --

Gwendolyn! It's an honor to meet you!

Whah! [ Grunts ]

"Cousin Willy" will do. It's a pleasure to meet you, too.

Welcome to Castle Bishopbrook!

What is it like to be a noble lady?!

Do you really drink fine tea and eat fancy cakes all day?!

Is it fun to live in a castle?!

Yes to tea and cake.

And living in this old castle is full of surprises.

But there's always work to be done!

[ Wind rushes ] Huh?! Ghosts!

[ Wood crackling ]

[ Beeping ]

You're not getting rid of us that easy!

Good catch!

Um, Lady Wilhelmina, Humungousaur!

Oh, these kids and their fancy watches.

Please put the light fixture away.

Gwen: She took that rather well.

Oh, not a lot surprises Cousin Willy any more.

That was definitely a ghost,

and it was definitely out to get me!

Wind, plus door, plus creaky old castle

equals falling chandeliers -- pure science.

You're both right. There are always things happening

with no reasonable explanation,

especially in a place with as much character as Bishopbrook.

Told ya!

But some things can be explained

by the fact that this castle has seen better days!

Well, is there anything the kids and I can do?

Oh, you were always such a great helper to me, Maxy!

But I couldn't possibly impose.

No, no, I insist.

I'm sure we can whip this place into shape in no time.

Very well, then! If you insist.

Let's see. What shall we tackle first?!

Ah-uh. Um, uh, kids?!

Uh, kids?! [ Groans ]

[ Wood creaking ] Where are the lights?

This is, like, prime ghost territory.

These old castles use candles for light.

So, either find a light

or go back and help Grandpa do housework.

Huh?!

Ah! Much better!

[ Wind whistles ]

My flame!

[ Air rushing ]

Oh, that was close!

No way that wasn't a ghost!

These old hallways are practically wind tunnels.

Come on. Seriously?

Gwen, wait for me!

Ahh. Shoo! Shoo! [ Mouse squeaks ]

Maxy! You missed a spot!

So much for a grand castle.

I thought it would have way more class and way less dust.

-Blech! -Are you kidding?!

It's a bear playing a harp! What's classier than that?!

This must be the Warwick family crest.

At least something in this castle hasn't fallen apart yet.

The detailing is amazing!

Huh? Gwen! Look out! Haunted tapestry at four o'clock!

Aaaah!

Are you trying to burn the place down?!

I just saved you from a tapestry ghost!

I'm going to find water!

Huh?

Aw, man! Unh!

Aaah! What do I do?! What do I do?!

Hey. Nice! Welp, no big deal!

Uh-oh. Nobody will notice. Right, Gwen?

Gwen? Gwen?

Hellooooooooo?!

Eeenhh.

[ Breathes deeply ] Okay, Ben, let's be reasonable.

It's obvious what happened here.

Gwen was definitely eaten by a ghost!

And if you don't wise up, you're next!

It's too late for Gwen, but not you!

You have lots of options!

Gwen: Help, Ben! The ghost ate me!

You could just go Four Arms and punch!

Wait. You can't punch ghosts. That's, like, their whole thing.

Okay, but you could...

Save me. I got eaten.

...blast it apart as Overfl-- Wait. No.

Can't do that anymore. No Overflow!

Okay, but maybe --

[ Flatly ] Oh, no. I'm in the ghost.

Wildvine! [ Groans ] He's gone, too!

How am I gonna escape the ghost when I don't have all my aliens?!

There is no escaaape!

Woooaahhhh!

AAAAAH!

WH-O-O-O-O-OA!

A dead end! Oh, man!

-[ Gwen giggling ] -Huh?

-Gotcha! -Gwen!

But -- But you were floating. And how'd you do the smoke?!

Science!

Man, if I still had Grey Matter,

I would've seen right through that trick!

Aw, come on. I know you miss your old aliens,

but what's the point of living in the past?

You have new aliens now! And they all do cool new things!

Like that thing before with Humungousaur.

That was so awesome!

-Gwen! Did you see that?! -See what?!

Some kinda shady and/or ghostly dude

just went into the hedge maze!

Oh, good. Kids, I could really use your...

Ben: Gotta catch a ghost! Bye, Grandpa! ...help.

Hmm.

[ Whoosh! ]

Gwen: Ben?

How'd I get in here?

Male voice: Never get out! Only dead-ends!

Gwen?! Is that you again?!

Dead ends!

Yeah, well, I can only deal with one dead thing at a time,

and right now I'm dealing with...

a ghost?!

I knew it!

I hope I survive -- Aah!

Long enough to -- Whoa!

Tell Gwen how wrong she was!

[ Grunts ]

Kevin?! You're not a ghost!

[ Laughs ] You're not a ghost!

Kevin: Poor little Bennie, running from ghosts all day!

When what you should have been scared of...

-Yah! -...was me!

Wait! How did you get Wildvine?!

That's "Thornblade" to you!

Ugh. I can't believe you ripped off my aliens!

Finders keepers!

Wildvine's supposed to be a hero, not a garden-variety jerk!

Give me a break! Thornblade is way cooler!

Nuh-unh! I've fought houseplants tougher than you!

Sounds like you're asking for a demonstration!

[ Whipping ]

Aah! Unh!

Aah! What?!

Sorry, but I'm about to rearrange

your day and your face!

AAAAH!

Ha!

Overflow?!

I don't do Overflow. I go Undertow!

Wait a second. How'd you get from one alien to another so fast?!

'Cause I don't need to wait!

Aaah! Undertow is not cool!

Says the guy trapped in mud!

[ Growling ]

Let's see how your brawn does against brain!

Grey Matter?! Perfect!

If you're gonna copy me,

at least pick something bigger than...Grey Matter?!

Dark Matter!

How did you make him taller?

Ah, whatever! He's weak anyway!

How are you getting my missing aliens?!

Missing? I've never had that happen.

Maybe it only happens to...losers!

[ Grunts ]

That's new.

[ Laughs ] You missed --

Ew! What is that?!

Man, I thought you'd be more of a challenge, Tennyson!

Face it, dork. I'm a whiz at this alien biz.

You can't even compete with me!

[ Beeping ]

[ Grunts ] Ya don't say?!

Well, why don't you tell me more?!

Maybe take your time destroyin' me?

Or maybe I can make this quick.

Ohh! Unh!

You really should pay attention to the things you can see,

like when your watch is about to time-out.

Aw, come on, man! What gives?!

All right, Kevin.

It's time to ask questions and get answers.

And I'm all out of answers.

One, that's not how that phrase works,

and, two, I'm bigger than you,

smarter than you, and stronger than you!

-Unh! -And braver!

I can't believe you thought I was a ghost.

[ Bear growls ]

[ Both screaming ]

Unh! Dumb bush!

Male voice: I saw you in action. You show promise.

What? Do you, like, work here?

No. However, you and I share a purpose.

Together we can crush our enemies and attain true power!

No, thanks. Don't need help from knight nerds!

[ Scoffs ] What a creep!

Wilhelmina: Oh, it's so sad to have you leave already.

I appreciate all your help, Maxy!

And the kids were an absolute delight!

However, I wouldn't think of allowing you

to leave without some parting gifts.

I know the castle was a little underwhelming,

but I found this while Maxy and I cleaned the Queen's quarters!

Queen's quarters?!

I believe it's a music box

handed down multiple generations.

It even has our family crest inscribed at the front.

Whoa! Thank you, Lady Warwick!

For, Ben, your present is my forgiveness.

What?!

Well, it's either accept my forgiveness

or accept that you've caused thousands of pounds in damages

to our tapestry and gardens!

Fair enough.

And for my dearest Maxy, I give you the finest tea!

It'll work wonders after such a hard day's labor!

Gee, thanks. I -- Uh, wait.

[ Horns honking ] Who are all those people?

Ooh! Those are my contractors. They started working today.

Time to get this castle up to snuff.

If you hired contractors, why did I do all that work?

You were so insistent on helping, Maxy.

I didn't want to be rude.

Besides, it never hurts to start early.

Heh. Kids, uh, we need to leave.

Gwen: This is so rad!

I can't wait to show off my royal heritage!

Yeah, but I royally debunked your science

and found proof of a ghost!

A bear ghost!

You would have freaked out if you were there!

It was all -- [ Growling ]

[ Bear growls ]

It's in the ship!

[ Bear growls ]

Ben: Okay. I get it.

Gwen: [ Giggles ] Yeah. Science!

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