03x27 - Big Ben 10

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Hurry up with that wheel, Wentworth!

The Queen is expecting us! We haven't got all day!

Could you tell me again, Reginald?

I don't think I got it the first times you said it!

[ Zap! ] Where's the carriage!?

What'd you do?

Man, the "ukk" is weird!

I think you mean the UK?

Well, whatever you call 'em,

they drive backwards and avoid eye contact

at all costs!

But they did name a clock after me!

So, I can't fault them for bad taste!

One, Big Ben is the bell, not the clock!

Two, that bell has been here a lot longer than you've been around!

Why won't you let me have this!

Hold your horses, Ben!

There's still a lot more to this place

than a clock that tells them when to drink tea!

We have a whole scheduled tour!

Plus, I get to bust out all my British comedy

references like shouting "I'm old Max!"

Or ask people where I can see "The Doctor."

Uh, you're supposed to ask who?

Does your insurance cover overseas care, Grandpa?

Well, this just proves you can't rush through the tour!

You need more culture! You'll see Big Ben eventually.

Good things come to those who wait.

Oh! You mean good things come to those who XLR?

[ Beeping ]

I'm gonna distract the guard. Heh.

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Made ya' blink!

The famous detective museum!

Stuff! Yeah, let's go!

Goofy hat and cape! Whoa!

Detective gear! Ben!

And gift shop cashier! Done? Good!

Hey! You didn't pay!

This is U.S. currency!

Keep the change!

Max: I could hang out at the Westminster Bridge for hours!

Take a picture, it'll last longer!

Oh, great idea, Ben! [ Exasperated sigh ]

'Ello, good sir! Would you mind?

Tally ho, good sir can you --

'Ello, Missus!

Wondering if we'd be lucky enough

for you to take our, uh, picture?

I got this! [ Whoosh! ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ] [ Whoosh! ]

All right! Traditional fish n' chips are here!

But these are fries!

Oh, they're chips here, Ben!

I did expect the batter to stick to the fish better, though.

What did you expect from food served on newspaper?

Wait! Missing Queen's Carriage!?

How mysterious! Wait a minute. Tiny drag marks?!

We gotta go back to Big Ben for more clues!

Finally!

Let's go already! Ugh!

[ Click ] No bell? What gives?

If there's no bell, how do when know when to drink tea?

Perhaps anytime?

Don't lose the plot, mate!

I wonder if the person who took the carriage also took the bell.

If the Queen's Carriage is supposed to be tiny,

I found our bad guy!

[ Squeaking ]

Sydney! We gotta go!

Quick, Watson! The game's afoot!

Not afoot! [ Beeping ]

Four Arms!

Still not Watson, though!

End of the line, criminals!

Your carelessness led us right to you!

So, before we engage in fisticuffs then send you

to the stockade, let Ben in on your plan,

despite me knowing the answer!

[ Bubbling ]

Well, since you're so interested!

As masters in the art of criminal activity,

we realized we needed a headquarters!

So, we plan on using my Resizing Ray.

It makes things big or small,

to grow this bulldog as our mobile HQ!

We'll travel around the world and steal whatever we please!

Now that we've got the Big Ben Bell,

our mobile HQ will be complete!

[ Laughs evilly ]

But why do you need the bell?

So we don't lose the dog!

[ Laughs ]

That's so dumb!

You can't lose a giant dog!

You didn't need the bell!

Philistine! If nothing else, it's posh, baby!

Sydney, make this quick so we can test out

our new getaway friend!

[ Grunting ]

Oh!

Tiny Big Ben! [ Clanging ]

No! The car!

Ben! We'll get the bell!

And I'll take care of that ray g*n!

Sydney! Get up!

Get after that bell or our plan was for nothing!

I'm gonna pick on someone my own size!

[ Laughs ] Well, bug!

Things aren't lookin' good for you!

Then I'll change your point of view!

No! My view was good!

[ With high-pitched voice ] Now, not so much!

Speak for yourself! Now hold --

[ Grunting ]

-- still!

If I could just reach that ray g*n!

Oh no, you don't! Get offa me!

[ Grunts ] Now I'm gonna squash you like a bug!

No offense to me!

Aah! Eeh!

Maybe you should make like my watch and take a time-out!

[ Zap! ]

That's gonna be bad!

Get back here, Little Ben!

[ Panting ]

[ Growling ]

This is the famous Abbey Road! We've gotta do the walk!

You don't hafta tell me twice.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Grunts ]

Excuse me, sir!

Did you see a Little Big Ben bell

come bouncing by?

I -- well, no, but I've got plenty of bells

for sale right here.

Ahh, never mind! C'mon, Grandpa!

[ Ping! ]

There it is!

By jove, I've got it!

Ha ha! Way to go, Gwen!

Now just to return it back to the --

Ahh!

[ Squawking ]

I'm pretty sure I'm an even match for this bug buffoon!

[ Ping! ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Laughs ]

Okay, maybe we're not so even!

[ Sighs ]

Well, that was a humbling experience.

Guys, guys, check it out!

I got a hold of this little pest, and I got the ray g*n!

Now who has the bell?

Both: He does! [ Dinging ]

I've heard of growth spurts, but this is crazy!

Sydney?! You're huge!

Forget the bell and the giant dog headquarters!

That ray g*n can make us unstoppable!

Oh, you think you're getting this back?

'Cause there's no way that I'm letting go of --

[ Crunch! ] Yow!

[ Zap! ]

Ya-ha! Scram, ya fleabag!

Your services are no longer required!

Sydney and I will be our own gigantic headquarters!

[ Grunts ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Glugging ]

You fool! Don't interfere with my --

Hey!

No way you're getting this back!

Gwen!

[ Thud! ] That's my cousin you almost smashed!

Gwen! Over here! Beam me up!

I hope you know what you're doing!

[ Zap! ]

[ Beeping ]

Yeah! Heatblast on the scene!

Hotter than London's non-existent sun!

[ Grunting ]

Whoa big fella, no need to get heated.

Leave that up to me.

[ Grunting ]

Don't you know what happens when you play with fire?

[ Grunts ] You get b*rned!

Huh? [ Whistling sound ]

[ Screaming ]

Gotcha! Nice catch, Gramps!

Hold on to that bell, while I finish off bug boy.

Sydney! Extinguish that fire.

I'll get the Ray g*n back from this two-bit nitwit.

Not gonna happen, but you're certainly welcome to try.

Grr! Give it here!

Easy, fella! Grandpa!

Got it! Hand it over this instant!

I'll bet this thing would really come in handy

for you right about now!

[ Groans ] A wise guy this one.

[ Whining ]

[ Splash! ] Ahh.

Aww, did widdle bug baby burn his widdle hand?

How about I heat up the other one, too?

Aww, I was having a great hair day, too!

Strike one!

Strike two!

Strike three! You're out!

Uh-oh.

[ Screaming ]

[ Splash! ] Still got it!

Now to get that bell from Grandpa!

[ Groaning ]

[ Grunts ] Will you just -- stop that!

Just hand that here!

Ha ha, oh maybe if you tried asking nicely.

Ha!

This is actually kinda fun! I can go all day!

[ Groans ] You're both going to regret this!!

Phew! Man, must be warming up in these parts!

It's probably just my giant leg, Grandpa!

I'm ready for that bell if you got it!

Sure do! There you go, little Ben!

All right, lil fella! Let's get big again!

Gwen! Little help, please!

[ Grunts ] Gimme a sec.

[ Grunts ]

Okay, fire!

[ Whoosh! ]

Nice sh*t, Sherlock!

It's all elementary, my dear Watson!

Gimme that! [ Zap! ]

[ With squeaky voice ] No!

Aww! Hey!

This isn't funny! Resize me at once!

Hey! What are you doing?!

I'm resizing you! [ Zap! ]

No, no, no, no!

That should do the trick!

Ahh!

Way to go, Gwen!

Ben! Behind you!

Huh?

[ Yelling ]

[ Clang! ] Oh!

Wow! [ Chuckles ] He certainly got his bell rung!

Oh, oh, oh.

[ Dinging ]

Hey, Sydney! C'mon!

We gotta get that ray g*n while you're still huge!

Hey! Are you listening?!

[ Squeaking voice ] Hey! Down here!

What is your problem! Can't you hear me?!

Can't have that monstrosity in the river.

[ Zap! ] Huh?

Ah! No!

Again, Sherlock Gwen, with the sh**t' skills!

All right, people of London!

Your bell is fixed! [ Bell tolls ]

[ Cheering ]

-There we go! -Very very good, yes, right!

[ Slurping ]

That was awesome!

Way to go, Team Tennyson!

Hey, what do you guys say we get another round of fish n' chips

and finish off seeing a couple more sights!

Sounds good! But let me get this straight.

If chips are fries here, and fries are chips,

what's a cheeseburger?

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Made ya blink!