03x28 - LaGrange Muraille

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What a breathtaking view. Don't you think, Grandpa?

Max: Ah, now that's the stuff...

dumplings.

Why do we keep stopping? Aah!

I'm going to be as old as you by the time we finish.

First of all, rude.

Second of all, you need to learn to take your time, Ben.

You can see more sights at a reasonable speed.

Well, I enjoy sights at super speed,

and I know just the alien to run with.

Your phone? With the app Phil made,

I can call the Rustbuggy in no time.

Hey, what gives?

Ben, you can't do alien stuff all over the Wall.

It's centuries old. You could damage it.

Ugh, fine, but you guys are moving so slow,

you'll never see the whole Wall.

I plan on seeing the whole thing.

Do you think Ben knows the Wall is , miles long?

I guess we'll find out.

[ Panting ]

I must be reaching the end by now.

Does this wall wrap around the whole world?

Wait, Grandpa. I think they're setting up fireworks.

Wow, good thing we were taking our time.

Whoa! Whoa!

I wonder if Ben can see it.

Man, I can't use the Rustbuggy. Nobody wants me to have fun.

[ Engine starts ] That was fast.

[ Engine revs ] [ Gasps ]

[ Twinkle! ]

Whoa. That's the coolest car I've ever seen.

Thanks, kid. You got good taste. You!

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, Vin Ethanol, in the flesh.

Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

Did you break out? Jail?

No, I just got community service.

Oh. Well, did you finish it? Of course I finished it.

The community is like family,

and nothing is more important to me than family.

That sounds like a not-bad-guy thing to do.

[ Chuckles ] Look, if you want to touch the car, go ahead.

Ha ha! Yes!

A good set of wheels is like one of the family.

Suited her up with a heat-resistant carbon-fiber body,

pushrod suspension with anti-dive geometry,

backup t*nk of my special E-.

This is some serious family-style speed.

And a twin-turbo V- engine.

So those are a lot of words to say it goes fast, right?

[ Laughs ] A lot of hard work and patience went into this car.

Start now, and you could build one like it

by the time you're old enough to drive.

Come on. Let me show you how to change a tire.

You ain't going to understand the rush you get fixing up a car

until you get your hands dirty.

[ Grunts ] Whoa!

Hey, I did it. Great job, kid.

Yeah! [ Tires squeal ]

Ha ha!

Tennyson, how interesting it is to see you here!

LaGrange.

What are you doing in China?

Ho-ho-ho!

I'm surprised your vascular friend did not inform you.

Today, Vin Ethanol and myself

will race to jump the Great Wall.

We start at this clearing, run along the hillside trail,

turn at the quaint little village down the way,

dash back through the forest,

and finally make the daring leap

over La Grande Muraille de Chine herself!

Oh, man. That's really cool.

I'm obviously not going to let you do that,

but it's really, really cool.

Not going to let me? Just try and stop us.

See you at the starting line, Ethanol.

[ Tires squeal ]

Me and Vin are going to stop you.

Vin? Come on!

What about the community service?

Fine, I'll do it on my own.

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Now that the brat is out of the way,

we can have some fun.

What's this?

[ Tires squeal ]

I'll be right back, friend.

Hey! What are you doing?

[ Tires squeal ]

Sacré bleu!

Let's do this.

Ho-ho-ho-ho!

Oui.

I should be mad, but they're so cool.

Round two XLR-- Wait. The watch is timed out.

But there's always the Rustbuggy.

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[ Engine revving ]

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

I'll catch up to those car boys in no time at all.

Glitch: You ready to go? Heck yeah.

Huh?

Rustbuggy and Heatblast? They won't even stand a chance.

Whoo-hoo! Let's go!

Don't forget seat belt.

Fine.

How about now? Hit it.

Whoo-hoo!

[ Engine revs ]

I ain't coming up second this time, LaGrange.

Ha ha ha! We shall see about that.

[ Tires squeal ]

Whatever you guys are working out here,

it's not worth all the damage you're causing.

The kid might have a point.

I ain't in this to trash property.

I just want to race. Ha!

You're just trying to protect your pathetic ego

from inevitable defeat.

I will give your regards to the finish line.

Looks like you guys don't want to do this the easy way.

[ Tires squealing ]

Ethanol, get the boy off our tail!

You tried driving faster than him?

He's going to destroy our cars.

Speak for yourself. You know my ride.

Heat-resistant carbon fiber, remember?

Vin, my car can't take much more of this.

Oh! Please, we were family once.

You wouldn't turn your back on family.

[ Sighs ]

Aah!

You better not make me regret this.

[ Tires squeal ]

Ugh! Vin, wait!

Nothing personal, Tennyson. Family just comes first.

Ugh. Well, that sure could have gone better.

Glitch: And now you know why we always wear our safety gear.

Ow!

Okay, I'm feeling a little Great Wall-ed out.

[ Tires squealing ] I'm not hearing things right.

That's definitely a car, isn't it?

Let me see those binoculars.

Oh, no. That looks like LaGrange's car

and someone else on his tail.

We've got to let Ben know. Then we're in luck.

Sound carries for miles on the Great Wall.

If we yell as loud as we can, we may be able to reach Ben.

Hello, Ben? We just saw LaGrange.

It looks like he's racing someone.

Oh, you kids never let me do anything fun.

Yeah, you might say I already ran into them.

It looked like they were driving through some little town.

I -- I think they were headed towards the Wall. That's right.

LaGrange said they would be looping around the village

before making their awesome last drag towards the ramp

to jump the Wall.

I can just catch them when they come back around.

Wait, did you say "ramp"? Yeah.

Ben, I don't think that ramp is very structurally sound.

If they try to jump it,

they'll plow right through the ramp and destroy the Wall.

A lot of people are going to get hurt.

I'll try to get the people away from the Wall,

but you have to stop them.

Good to have old LaGrange back.

It feels like we're finally racing for real.

Ugh, now if I could just find a way to shake you.

Road is closed!

Ha! We got this.

No one is going to stop the two of us.

What?

Till we meet again.

Vin, we need to talk. We don't have much time.

Uh, are you okay?

[ Growls ]

Aah!

That lowlife buster pulls this every time.

I'm so mad, I feel like I could rip a door off a car.

But not that car because I love it.

I know you're mad, Vin, but we don't have much time.

LaGrange is going to destroy the Wall and hurt people.

Please, Vin, help me stop him.

LaGrange doesn't deserve to be part of your family.

You might be leaning a little hard

into the whole family thing to win me over here,

but I like what you're going for.

[ Laughs ] I cannot believe

he fell for that family line.

[ Gasps ] Impossible!

We need to get as close as possible.

Vin, I could use some family support.

That bothersome boy and brute,

I'll have to show them what real racing is about.

[ Beeping ]

It's about illegal nitro boosting!

[ Tires squeal ]

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He's so far ahead! We'll never catch up.

Looks like he's forced my hand.

What's with the night light?

This night light is going to but LaGrange to sleep.

Hang on tight, kid.

[ Engine revs ]

I am so close, I can taste it.

Once I jump the Wall, I will be legendary.

LaGrange!

They caught up, but how?

[ Chuckles ] I will see you two on the other side of the Wall.

I hate to say it, kid. My baby can't take much more.

If only there was a way to slow him down or go faster.

Wait, Vin, your nitro! Do you have another t*nk?

Yeah, but we can't use more. The car will explode.

Well, I won't. Pass me one.

You've got it, brother.

[ Laughs ]

What is that?

What are you doing?

[ Tires squealing ]

Aah!

[ Cries ]

I was so close to jumping the Wall!

I think we could work something out.

Aah! Ugh!

Grandpa, Gwen! You should have seen me.

I took down LaGrange.

I rode on top of Vin's car,

then flew on a supercharged nitro t*nk.

And I guess I kind of slowed down near the end.

Sometimes I feel like you don't get the lesson, Ben.

What?! Hey, kid, you really kept your cool back there.

[ Gasps ] I'm cool?

He said you kept cool, not you are cool.

And you, you're raising a great family.

Oh, gee, thanks.

Not sure how to take that coming from a criminal,

but I appreciate it.

Now excuse me while I drop this buster off

at the police station.

Peace.

Wow, he really is doing community service.

He's so cool!

All right. Let's finish fixing the Rustbuggy

and go get some dumplings. I'm starving.

Ooh, can I drive?

Ben, you're .

But I drive all the time!

Yeah, when you're an alien.

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