03x30 - The Claws of the Cat

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[ Theme music plays ]

-♪ Ben ! ♪ -♪ Ben ! ♪

-♪ Ben ! ♪ -♪ Ben ! ♪

-♪ Ben ! ♪ -♪ Ben ! ♪

♪ Ben ! ♪

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[ Indistinct chatter ]

Come on, Grandpa!

We're going to be late for the Bonfire Festival!

One sec, Ben!

DJ G-pa is busy juggling some breakbeats.

Uh, what are you talking about?

DJ G-pa, my DJ persona from the early 's.

Announcer: DJ G-pa!

Well, me and Gwen aren't waiting for you.

Gwen: Hey, Ben, your partner just got an upgrade.

Mystery Meow.

Nope. Nope. No way.

With your alien powers and my cat powers,

we'll be unstoppable.

Uh, news flash -- cats don't have any powers.

Oh, yeah? What about night vision?

And the cat's ability to -- huh, ha --

to always land on their feet?

Ha!

And most useful of all, cat-like indifference.

Not going to lie, you're actually great at that one.

Now step aside.

Real heroes got to be ready for anything.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Grunts ]

A hero must always be ready to help...

Every citizen.

All: Sorry, Gwen. My team of aliens

are the only partners I need.

Uh, yep, we don't have any partner openings.

It'll conflict with our branding.

We do offer an internship position.

It's unpaid, of course.

I'll take you under my wing.

Wow, Ben. I can hold my own.

No need to be condescending.

Ah, sorry about the delay, kids.

Ready to party?

Grandpa, tell Ben I'm not his sidekick.

I'll do you one better.

Tell a quote from DJ G-pa's second album.

Announcer: Ain't no homies but the streets!

Oh, Gwen, I love the old cat outfit.

Adorable, as always.

It's not adorable! It's fierce!

[ Groans ]

Huh, must have been something I said.

Oh, don't worry.

She's just threatened by my awesome hero skills.

Typical angsty sidekick behavior.

You know, we aren't just extras in the Ben Tennyson show.

As a human, Ben doesn't even compare to my cat-quick claws!

Aaah!

Meee-yow!

Huh?

Ca -- ca --

Eee-hee-hee!

Capybaras!

Wait! Come back!

You're the largest rodent in the world!

Hyah!

[ Grunting ]

Aaah!

What in the world?

[ Grunting ]

You have some impressive reflexes, my feline friend.

My name is Adolfo, and this is Garan.

Wow! What kind of dancing was that?

Oh, don't let these smooth moves fool you. Hwuh!

This is Capoeira,

a type of martial arts cleverly hidden in dance.

[ Grunting ]

A hidden type of martial arts?

Maybe this is what I needed.

There's no way I will stay on the sidelines anymore.

Adolfo, please teach me.

I have never trained a kitten before

but accept the challenge.

When do we start? Right now.

That was a spin kick. Your turn, kit-cat.

Gwen Tennyson is no sidekick.

Instead, she will master the side kick!

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Wow! This beach party is really popping off.

Oh, yeah, and if you're lucky,

maybe DJ G-pa will make an appearance.

Grandpa, no.

Announcer: DJ G-pa!

-Huh? -Huh?

Introducing your hype team,

Bass...

[ Grunting ]

Announcer: ...Treble.

[ Grunting ]

That's right, party people!

Put your hands together for the sultan of sound...

The boss of beats...

Together: Sorcerer of syncopation...

[ Bubbling ]

...Sonhor Decimo!

Wait for it!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

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[ Shing! ]

[ Warbling ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Techno music playing ]

That's no Sonhor Decimo.

That's Lord Decibel!

Grandpa, we got to do something!

[ Shing! ] DJ G-pa.

Wait here, Ben. Stall him while I run

to the Rust Bucket for my DJ equipment.

How is that supposed to help us?

[ Techno music continues ]

[ Sighs ] Looks like it's all up to me.

[ Vocalizing ]

All right, g*ons. What's Lord Decibel up to?

Scram, shorty.

b*at it, kid.

Boss has quite the swell show planned.

And we ain't going to let you spoil the grand finale.

It's going to make waves, big time.

Two, three, four.

Aaah!

Ugh!

All right. You asked for it.

As you can see, I've drawn quite the crowd to the beach,

and since you refuse to pay me the amount I requested,

I have no choice but to try out my new sonic superweapon.

No, please. We can work this out.

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Adolfo: You got it. Keep it up.

Feel the b*at.

Yah! Whoa! Ugh!

Come on now. Don't give up.

Up, up. You must never stop moving.

[ Panting ]

I can't wrap my head around these techniques.

Come on, kit-cat. You've improved so much.

-Yeah? -Oh, of course.

Right then. I'll keep trying.

Hoo, wah!

Yah! Whoa!

There you go. Whoo-hoo!

Side kick!

Leg sweep!

Front flip! Tuck and roll!

Huh! Cat girl, you have done so well.

What was that?

All right, g*ons!

Burn me once, flame on you!

Show us your moves, hotshot!

Hi-ya!

[ Grunting ]

I'm sick of these guys stepping on my notes!

Huh?

[ Brakes squeal ]

DJ G-pa in the hizzouse!

What?! Grandpa, this isn't time

for you to play your golden oldies!

This music is a r-eel bummer.

How about we r-eel-y crank this party up?

-What is that? -Oh, baby!

That was so cool!

[ Chuckles ]

Play all the dinosaur music you want.

It can't b*at the hottest song

that'll make this country fall to its knees.

A master-class track called...

Together: "F-eel the B-eel-t"!

You cut down my eel v-eel-brations

as much as you want, but my dope beats

will only get stronger.

Ha-ha!

Mic drop!

Ha!

[ Techno music plays ]

Time to fry these eels!

The sound came from over here?

Ugh!

Huh!

What in the world is happening?

Let's go, guys! We got to move fast!

I got you, Ben.

Huh!

Ugh, the ringing in my ears.

Wait. Does Heatblast have any ears?

Only VIP past this point, kid.

Hyah!

[ Grunting ]

Whoa! When did Gwen get so cool?

Time to watch a real hero in action!

[ Grunting ]

Together: Let's drop this b*at!

[ Grunts ]

You okay, Gwen?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Good because there is no way

I'm going to let you show me up!

Not a chance! You're going to admit

that I'm just as good as you are, maybe even better!

All right, then. Let's do this!

[ Panting ]

Hyah!

Aah!

[ Grunting ]

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Yeah!

Boss, save us!

Insolent hype team, you're both demoted to apprentice roadie.

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[ Electricity crackling ]

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[ Shing! ]

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[ Roars ]

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Not so fast!

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They're evenly matched, but if you use Humongousaur,

you could combine for the ultimate shock wave!

Did you hear that, Grandpa?

You got it, Gwen! Just give me the signal!

[ Roars ]

Let's do it, kiddo!

Ready...now!

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No!

Aaaaah!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Cat girl, you have done so well!

I've never seen such a dedicated student before.

Garan, bring me her cord!

Kitty cat, congrats.

You've earned your first cord.

It represents the knowledge that a student has learned

thus far, though I have never seen a student reach

her fourth cord in a couple of hours before.

Hmm. [ Laughs ]

Sorry for doubting you, Gwen.

I suppose I could consider having a partner.

Too late, I'm going solo!

Uh, does this mean we can go on tour?

Ugh, "Does this mean we can go on tour?"

No, you can't!

[ Indistinct chatter ]

So what's your DJ name? Slim whiskers?

MC Hairball?

Uh, DJ Gwen.

Huh, maybe later I can put it on my playlist.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Absolutely not.

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Announcer: DJ G-pa!