03x38 - And Xingo Was His Name-O

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Wow! Kids, I hope you're taking in this fantastic view!

-Both: Uh-huh. -Whoo! [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Can I get my tablet back now?

There's just one more episode.

Then I'll be done with the season.

You've watched an entire season?!

Uh, hehe...seasons?

Seasons?! Ugh, fine.

Just one more.

[ Laughs ] Thank you!

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Good morning, World!

[ Honk! ]

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[ Grunts ]

[ Engine starts ]

Hey, there, neighbor! I'm Xingo!

I'm Spleen! And this big lug is Bizmark!

Hi, there!

I brought you a little housewarming gift.

Both: Aaah! This should make things nice and cozy!

Not our new house!

[ Laughs ] Classic Xingo!

Why you!

Is it too soon to borrow a cup of sugar?

Hey, Xingoheads!

I hope you enjoyed our latest episode!

If you wanna enjoy the show even more,

be sure to download my newest app!

[ Laughs ]

Don't...you...dare.

Aw, c'mon. It won't take up any space!

No way! My tablet's already bloated

with all your other worthless apps!

-Like what? -The Staring app?

The Calculator app that gives you only wrong answers?

And this?

Did you really think it was a good idea to lick my tablet?

I swear it tasted like grape.

You're not downloading it to my tablet!

[ Both grunting ]

Fine! Let's see what Shock Rock has to say about this!

Uh, no thanks!

Whoa! Haha! Downloaded!

[ Whir! Whir! ]

[ Crackle!

Uh...

Well, this is new. Whoa!

Ben? Ben?

Ugh!

You better not have broken -- Uh-oh.

Aaaaaah!

Ugh.

Huh? Wait a minute.

I'm in Xingo's world!

This is awesome!

Whoo-hoo! Look at me!

This is bad.

Where's Xingo?

Ohhh.

Huh? This isn't home?

This isn't home!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, boy.

This place is so cool!

Whoa! A chocolate water park!

Robotic shark!

No way!

I've always wanted to be glowing eyes in the dark!

Ew! Why was that wet?

Bizmark, Spleen!

I love you guys! -Oh, gee, thanks.

Say, would you like a bite to eat?

Would I!

Uhh!

Aah!

Uh-oh.

Oh, yeah, Shock Rock is still dialed in!

[ Grunting ]

[ Crashing ]

Your new home!

-Wow! -Wow!

-That was awesome! -High-five!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-Ow. -Sorry!

Hey. Where's Xingo?

[ Humming ]

What's going on here?

Well, now he's baking a pie.

Apparently, he's tired of cartoon life and --

Pardon moi.

...and wants to live in the real world...with us.

Just ignore me.

So, he's making dinner...

a really big dinner.

Uh-huh. I see.

Hope you're hungry!

And, uh...

Ben is in, um, your tablet?

Yup. Somehow, they've switched places with each other

and neither one wants to go back.

So, how long...

is this going to last?

Hmm. What are we missing?

Fingernail soup, cat hair spaghetti,

shoelace salad with toothpaste dressing,

Brussels sprouts...

Fish! I forgot the fish!

Ya-hoo!

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[ Snoring ]

Fishing is boring.

You were only gone five minutes.

Worst five minutes of my life.

So, what else do normal people do?

Pull!

[ Flameshot ] Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Aw, washing dishes has never been so fun.

Uh, pull!

[ Flameshot ]

Yaaaaaaaa!

This place is great. What should we do next?

Hippo Season open?

Bizmark, you're in danger!

I'm on it!

[ Twirl! ]

Duck Season? Oop!

-Uuh... -Ben Season!

Haha. Yeah, that's pretty funny.

[ Clang! ]

Y'know, you don't have to hit me just 'cause the sign says so.

I know, but it's fun!

Yeah. Haha. Fun.

So, how do I stop being an accordion?

I know!

[ Groans ]

[ Blowing ]

[ Squeaks ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Groans ] Well, that did it.

[ Whoosh! ]

That is the last time we play checkers!

How about chess?

Being normal is trickier than I thought.

I need to convince them that I'm a regular boring Joe.

Wonder where I can find an octopus?

Where ya hiding, buddy?

We're all ready to pummel you some more.

Gonna need to disguise myself.

That'll work!

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Hello?

Come in. Have a seat-a.

I'll be right-a with you.

Boy, am I glad to find you.

There's a couple of wackos after me!

A different haircut should throw them off.

Oh, Just-a relax and we'll get you fixed right up.

Hey! What are you --?

I'll just take a little off the top!

Yahhh!

[ Sighs ]

Hey, how long do I have to sit here?

Forever! As far as I'm concerned.

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-Wha-- -Whoa!

What's going on up there?

Family Vacation!

[ Horn honks ]

Xingo! You're gonna hurt someone!

Nonsense! I'm sure we'll be best friends

by next week's episode!

Next episode? He thinks we're in a cartoon.

And no one really gets hurt in a cartoon.

-[ Gasping ] -Get him!

[ Whistle! ]

Whoa!

Why are you running? Ben Season isn't over yet!

Humungousaur begs to differ!

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[ Roars ]

Ouch.

We'll see you down here!

What? See me down there?

Huh? Uh-oh. Hah!

Not today!

What?! Aaaaah!

[ Groaning ]

Hey, buddy, welcome back!

[ Thunk! ]

Aaaaah!

We have to stop Xingo before he drives us to oblivion.

Oh, I hear Oblivion is very nice this time of year!

Y'know, I think I really enjoy driving!

Oof! You look upset.

You cannot drive an RV full of people over a cliff!

Real-life people get hurt!

But that's what makes it funny!

Besides, you'll be back next week!

The real world doesn't work that way!

Once you're gone, you're gone.

This stinks.

I thought I wanted a normal life.

I didn't realize how much fun it was to be smashed

and smushed every week by Bizmark and Spleen.

I really miss them.

They weren't party poopers...

like you.

Hey, I am not a party pooper.

Oh, well, guess I'll just have to establish a new world order.

-What? -Nothing!

[ Twang! Twang! ]

No!

Ah, correct me if I'm wrong, but I get the feeling

you don't wanna hang out with us.

I don't know what would give you that idea!

But it does appear that you're trying to crush us

with that big boulder!

Nonsense!

This will be quite painful!

What? Those are apps on Gwen's tablet!

This all started with The Xingo World app!

I bet if I find it again, it'll transport me outta here!

Hey, that looks like fun! Can we join ya?

I've had enough wackiness for today.

Aah! Whoa!

This is some seriously freaky stuff.

I'm on the tablet.

Wait! Can Gwen see me?

Gwen? Gweeeeen!

Gweeen!

Gwen: Xingo! Put that down!

Hahahahaa. Make me!

No, that's flammable!

Fine. I'll find that app myself!

Okay, I may have loaded her tablet

with too many worthless apps.

[ Grunting ]

Wow, what is this place?

Gah! You're back?

Oh, boy! Tag!

[ Gasping ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Groans ] Need to distract those guys

so I can find The Xingo World app!

Yes!

Gwen: Xingo, no!

[ Crash! ]

There you are! Ready for some pummeling?

Let's stick a pin in that. I got something for ya!

Both: Whaaat is thaaat?

Taste for yourself.

L-L-L-L-L!

Pow!

My ham radio!

Hmmm. What kind of person listens to ham on the radio?

Hey, while I'm at it, why don't I make some Swiss cheese

out of your RV!

Ben?

What are you doing? -Gwen!

Find The Xingo World app!

I've got a plan!

Okay.

Got it!

Agh! Got what?

Got what?!

Nothing! Let go!

Gimme!

Ha! Mine!

Well, well, well.

What have we got here?

"Do not press."

Oho, you know I can't resist.

[ Beep ]

Huh?

I can't believe that worked!

Yay! You're back!

I believe this is yours.

I'm just glad that -- Ew!

Why did you change my background to that?

Rule , Gwen.

Never leave your tablet unattended.

Hey, change it back!

C'mon, Ben! Change it back now!

Aaaaaah!

[ Groans ]

Huh? I'm home?

I'm home!

Wait. Xingo Season?

Did someone say Xingo Season?

[ Laughter ]

Always a warm welcome.

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