03x41 - Heads of the Family

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Max: Ah, the annual Tennyson family reunion.

Now, I cannot emphasize enough how important it is

that you both be on your best behavior today.

We will not have a repeat of last year.

[ Belches ]

[ Belches loudly ]

[ People screaming ]

Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!

I had to rub Aunt Kathy's feet for a month

so she'd allow us to come back.

[ Shudders ]

Bring the deviled eggs.

Hi, everybody!

I brought deviled eggs?

We're watching you, Benjamin.

Try not to break anything.

For your information,

I strongly opposed inviting your family back this year.

Now that we've got that out of the way, how are you, dear?

Hi, Aunt Kathy.

It's so good to see you again.

Now tell me something -- Did I see bacon bits

on those deviled eggs?

Yes. Whoo-hoo!

Let me at them!

[ Laughter ]

Of course. We'll see you around, Max.

Ah, this really brings back some old memories.

You know all these people?

Sure! Those guys over there?

They're part of the Sweden Tennyson clan,

Sven and Len, although I'm not sure who's who.

Cousins to the left.

Cousins to the right.

Cousins to the front.

I count nearly .

Alfred! [ Laughs ] You made it!

Mine's not to reason why.

Mine's but to eat some pie.

[ Laughs ] What?

Uh, Ben, this is my second cousin, Alfred Lord Tennyson.

He's always had a way with words.

-Uh-huh. -I'm so sorry, Alfred.

Well, that's a bummer.

Rita: Whoo! And here is your grandpa Max

sitting on Santa's lap. Ah!

Yeah, that handsome baby grew into

the most awkward-looking teen I'd ever seen!

Oh, what's Grandma Rita -- Oh! Oh!

I thought those were destroyed!

[ Laughs ] Have you always worn Hawaiian shirts?

What? The material really breathes!

I've got more photos of little Max in my car.

That won't be necessary, Rita.

Hey... oh, okay.

Well, so far, so good, right, Grandpa?

You kids are doing great.

See? It's all good.

Now to get some of them deviled eggs...

[ Groans ]

What is he doing here?

You don't think he's related to us, do you?

Now, Ben, don't do anything rash.

What? I'm just gonna say hello.

Kevin, that egg doesn't belong to you.

Come and get it.

I think you should leave.

You really want to do this here?

You bet I do! Ben!

Ix-nay with the ouble-tray.

Perhaps you'd like to show your friend

Kev the big empty park over there.

Okay!

Come on, Kev.

Let's go see the park.

Hey, kid! Don't break anything!

Now I see where you got all your weirdness from.

[ Groans ] Time to dance!

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[ Snarls ]

Mercy, what was that noise?

Oh, probably raccoons. [ Chuckles ]

I think someone just put out a fresh tray of deviled eggs!

Go see what's going on.

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Ah!

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[ Growls ]

Whoa! [ Screams ]

Was that an earthquake?

No, no, I was just having a little indigestion.

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Ah!

I'm sure that won't keep him away long.

Of course, need to stay out of sight.

Perfect!

Excuse me, but we were here first!

The Bugg Brothers?

[ Groans ] This cannot be happening.

Oh, it's happening!

Wait, what are you talking about?

It's enough I got to deal with Kevin.

Why are you here today of all days

at my family reunion picnic?

We're here to test out my latest invention.

Come on!

[ Grunting ]

Faster!

Allow me to introduce you to...

the particle decimater! [ Cackles ]

Kind of looks like a bonnet.

A bonnet? Please!

This, my feeble friend, is a shrinking ray.

With this, I'll destabilize the national economy,

undermine the government, disrupt social order,

and wreak havoc upon everyone in the world.

Countries will bow before me.

No more waiting in lines for coffee!

[ Squeaking ]

What have I said about interrupting me while...

Not so fast, Tennyson!

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[ Whirring ]

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, no!

What is this?

That's not the shrinking ray!

Sidney, grab the helmet!

What is... ooh!

Nicely done, Sid.

Hey, ugly! What happened to your face?

Ah!

[ Groans ]

Huh?

Ugh!

Ah!

Cool.

Whoa!

Drop the helmet!

Helmet?

It looks like a bonnet.

It's a cranial displacer!

A head-swapper, and I would like to have it back.

Who are you, and why would you make a head-swapper?

I am Maurice, and that is one of my earliest experiments.

I was going to unveil my latest creation,

but Sid over here brought the wrong device.

Who's Sid?

[ Grumbling ]

Hey, his head is on my body.

[ Groans ] Kevin?

It's time to give these guys a...

Oh, right.

We have you surrounded!

Drop the helmet!

Yeah! [ Squeaking ]

Now, guys, you sure you want to do this?

Now!

Oof!

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Get back here with my helmet!

Ah!

Gwen! Grab the helmet!

Ben, what is going on?

That helmet switches everyone's heads!

You need to fix us!

I need to whatsit?

How do you use this thing?

Just do it! Okay!

Oh, no!

Ah!

-Gwen? -Ah!

Grandpa!

[ Groaning ]

Hmm?

We definitely won't be invited back to next year's reunion.

[ All grunting ]

Kevin, lose those bugs and we can fix this!

[ Grunting ]

Where's the power switch on this thing?

Here, give me that!

Just need to loosen it up a bit.

Ah! I've got the helmet!

Then hand it over.

Ugh.

You're right, Grandpa.

These shirts really do feel nice.

Hey, guys. How'd you get so tall?

Wait a minute...

[ Both gasp ] Ah!

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Got to fix this before I get infected with this dork's genes.

You've caused enough headaches today.

Sid, stand back.

[ Whirring ]

Yes! I'm back!

Uh-oh.

It's malfunctioning!

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Ah! Grab Ben and find some cover.

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Oh, not again.

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Ah! Ah!

Kevin: Cool it, cockroach.

I suggest you keep those arms up nice and high.

Now, how do I get myself back to normal?

[ Squeaking ]

What? Don't listen to him.

[ Squeaking ]

You're the one that got us into this mess!

Boy, nothing would make me happier

than to see those losers take each other out.

Huh?

Forever Knight: Kevin, where are you?

We have work to do.

Uh, hey, jerk-face.

I'm, uh, just hanging with my family.

Whatevs!

Family? [ Scoffs ] That's a laugh.

You have no one.

Without me, you're all alone, remember?

Now, stop playing around and report back here at once.

No family?

Could that be the reason he crashed my reunion?

He just wanted to be around family?

So your plan to destabilize the world was to shrink stuff?

Are you both brainless?

[ Squeaking ]

[ Laughs ] You tell him, Sid!

Kevin! If you want your body back,

you just have to blast me with the...

Okay!

It worked!

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Well done, Sid!

Now, grab my helmet.

You mean this?

Rath can fix it!

You want Rath to fix something else?

[ Panting ]

Now, where'd Kev dude go?

Kev? Come on out, man!

Rath will let you eat the last deviled egg!

Rath almost feels bad for the guy.

Whoa, what am I saying?

Ben! Please tell me you still have the helmet.

Uh...

Oh, Max, it was great to see you again.

Hope you come back next year.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Drive safe, dear!

Phew, that was close. Right.

Let's get out before anyone sees us.

Gwen, plug in the address for Uncle Phil.

He can fix this.

Everything good back there, Ben?

Yeah. Fortunately, Grandpa Squirrel

really likes deviled eggs.

[ Chatters ]

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[ Laughing ]