03x51 - I Don't Like You

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[ Beep ]

Gwen: And...action!

Hey, guys. Welcome back to another episode

of "Baking With Ben."

We're making caramel-crunch toast.

Cut! That is definitely not what I agreed we would make.

I am a true artist, and a true artist

must change the world for the better,

and that means spreading awareness about healthy food.

Nobody's gonna watch that.

People just want food to taste good.

There are plenty of videos online

about how to make junk food.

Yeah, and I want to be one of them.

Whoa. Calm down, kids.

What's with all the bickering,

and why is all this food out?

We're making a cooking video and posting it online

[sternly] to spread awareness about healthy eating.

Fine! But you aren't going to spread any awareness

if nobody watches it!

I'm sorry. I thought you were a good chef,

one that could make anything taste good,

not one that just makes sugar cereal...

Uh, yeah, I'm going to go.

... and instant mac and cheese!

How dare you! I am a chef of many talents.

Wait. Wait! I have an idea of how

to make boring, healthy food and get views.

Four Arms: Eating a balanced meal isn't just good for you,

it's also fun.

So, let's get started with a healthy veggie wrap.

This is great! Keep going.

Toss up a tortilla, add cheese, tomato, mustard,

onions, bean sprouts, lettuce, and you can drop

the whole thing in butter and deep-fry that bad boy.

Yeah, that one is a no.

Come on, guys. I said to not waste the food.

We're not wasting food.

Hyup!

[ Gulp! ] See?

[ Gurgling ] Ugh.

Ben! Now we'll have to run back to the grocery again.

Ugh. Did you get it on video?

Pbht! You know I did.

Ugh. Why did I eat all that food?

Don't be so impulsive next time

and follow direction... from the director.

[ Beep ] Huh?

Whoa! We're trending!

Wow, we got over views already.

[ Beep ] And it's going up!

"Great vid. Keep it up."

This is awesome.

I'm getting the tablet!

Someone just compared me to Jean-Luc Godard.

That's exactly what I was going for.

This one says, "Four Arms should be a star!"

Me, a star!

[ Beeping ]

Uh, thank you. My next guest is the most

important person on the Internet.

Please welcome Ben Tennyson.

Thank you! Thank you!

Looking good!

Hey, hey! Congratulations, Ben.

I've just been informed that I'm fired

and that my show will go to you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey, hey!

Uh, no need to come in, Mr. Tennyson.

You've won all the Vidies.

Oh, yeah. [ Laughs ]

So shiny.

Do you think I'll get a star on the Walk of Fame?

Well, not now.

Someone just posted a video, and it's rocketing past us.

What?! No! My Vidies!

Who is XX Nvr orry XX?

Kevin : How y'all doing? Oh, no.

Today, I'm going to show you guys

how to make some real food unlike some other hacks

who wouldn't know a spatula from a spittoon.

He can't do this.

He copied our video but with junkier food.

That's right, folks.

Vegetables are used by the government

to control your mind.

You don't need to eat any fruit either.

This is bad. Not only is he b*ating us,

but he's spreading bad information.

Only one thing we can do -- a revenge-idio.

Revengio?

A revenge video!

How y'all doing? Today, I'm going to show you guys

how to make some real food.

You're kidding me, right?

This walking dandelion is going to show us

how to make real food?

Yeah, I think a mad scientist somewhere

is missing his experiment.

Whoever said soda pop causes cavities is clearly a crackpot.

Frankly, I'm so dumbfounded that anyone would --

Wait. What was that?

I'm so -- I'm so -- I'm so dumb. So dumb!

That's kind of catchy.

I'm so -- I'm so -- I'm so dumb. So dumb!

I'm so -- I'm so -- I'm so dumb. So dumb!

"I'm so dumb!"

What?! Ugh!

[ Laughs ] Ah, yeah!

[ Tires screech, brakes hiss ]

Okay, I'm getting food now.

Lay off the phones while I'm gone, all right?

I think our work here is done.

[ Chime ] Huh? Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh," what?

Kevin.

That's it, Tennyson.

Meet me face-to-face, and we'll settle this once and for all!

Wow. This is getting serious.

Maybe we should just let this blow over,

and, uh, what are you typing?

[ Keyboard clicking ] There.

[ Chime ] "XxCryBabyxX, meet me at..."

Ugh, are you serious?

I guess we're not letting this blow over.

Are you gonna move?

Whatever, kid.

I'm so -- I'm so -- I'm so dumb. So dumb!

Ugh!

♪ I'm so, doo, doo ♪

♪ I'm so, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ I'm so dumb ♪

[ Grumbles ]

Anything? Nothing.

He probably chickened out.

Hey, shrimp! Time to dance!

Oh, I, uh, thought we were doing a cook-off.

It's just an expression.

You're on!

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Should we lay down some ground rules?

Fine. Okay.

The competition will consist of three rounds.

For each round, you'll have minutes

to make your creation.

I will be live-streaming your progress.

This streaming app allows viewers to vote

on who they like best.

Each round will start with you collecting your ingredients.

Keep in mind your presentation will be judged by the viewers.

In the meantime, I'll recruit a small panel of live,

in-person judges who will make the final taste test,

and, lastly, food must be edible.

Hmm.

This is great. The viewers are going bananas.

Let's check in on the competition.

Just a few minutes left.

All right, let's go chat with the judges.

[ Beep ]

Hello. I would just like to thank you all again

for sitting in for today's competition.

No problem.

The wife is home with our seven children,

so I had some time to k*ll.

Time is up. Let's see what our little chefs have made.

I present to you Peruvian bread pudding surprise!

Mmm. Mmm.

The viewers love the originality.

Okay. Kevin is up next.

[ Ding ] [ Laughs ]

Judges, I present to you Kevin a la King!

It's, um, a can of soup with a stick of celery.

Yeah. And?

Nothing! It's delicious!

Well, the streaming people are almost unanimous.

Round one goes to Kevin.

What?! He didn't even make anything!

It was all show!

Ready to throw in the towel, Chef Boy Ugly?

The gloves are off! Round !

[ Grumbles ] Round !

All righty. Let's see.

A little bit of this.

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[ Grunts ]

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Aah!

[ Grunting ]

Guys, you wouldn't believe how many people are watching!

[ Ticking ]

Now for the final touch.

[ Beeping ]

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[ Ding ] Okay.

Let's see your creation.

[ All gasp ]

Hi. I call this "Fiery Revenge."

Oh, wow!

And every element of the dragon is edible.

Enjoy!

Wow! You really outdid yourself.

The viewers are totally loving this.

Thanks, guys.

I do this for the fans.

Let's see the judges' response.

Three thumbs up! Awesome job, Ben.

Two can play at this game!

Wait till they get a load of this.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Tink, tink! ]

[ Slurps ]

Uninspiring.

Well, the judges getting splattered went over big,

but the winner by far this round is...

Ben! Yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Congratulations.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

You did something, didn't you?

[ Mocking ]

What do you say we take this up a notch?

The loser of the next round not only has to claim defeat

but never, ever posts another video.

You're on. Okay, gentlemen.

Final round -- Winner takes all.

You have minutes on my mark.

[ Bang ]

[ Both panting ]

A chicken dish would probably wow the judges.

Aah! [ Gasps ]

What's the matter, slowpoke?

Got nothing to cook? [ Laughs ]

Okay. You want to play that game?

I'll play that game.

[ Beeping ]

Wow.

That's a...

A lot of food.

Hey, watch it!

Five minutes left!

Not helping.

Done with this?

Perfect. Thanks!

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Don't mind if I take this, do you?

Done with this, right?

Aw, don't feel bad, loser.

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Uh-oh.

[ All screaming ]

Whoa.

[ Laughs ] That was totally your fault.

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[ Car alarm blaring ] [ Groans ]

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I can do this all day.

So I can I. Guys.

I bet the viewers would like to see you get another smackdown!

Yeah? Bring it on.

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Guys.

Guys!

You can both quit now. No one is watching.

Everyone is watching Bunny-ear Kid.

He's already taken the top place.

Bunny-ear Kid?

Why would anyone watch that?

You know what I'd like to watch?

The two of you cleaning up the mess you've made.

Both: Ohh.

We got five viewers who say Kevin can clean up

faster than Ben.

Together: You're on!

Come on, boys. Life isn't always about getting likes.

You shouldn't do things just for approval.

So we should get your approval

by not trying to get approval from other people, Grandpa?

That doesn't make a lot of sense, Mr. Tennyson.

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Oh, you're going down, Kevin.

[ Sighs ] What happened to art?

Art doesn't get views.

What?! They're cleaning, aren't they?

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I'm so -- I'm so dumb.