03x21 - Field Trips/Permission Slips/Signs/Weasels

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide". Aired: September 12, 2004 – June 8, 2007.*
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Throughout the series, Ned builds up a number of 'tips' for his "survival guide", and uses the tips to help himself and his classmates cope with the standard struggles of middle school.
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03x21 - Field Trips/Permission Slips/Signs/Weasels

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Ned: in a middle school full of bullies...

Insane teachers...

And gross school lunches...

Ned bigby, that's me, and my two best friends

Try to do the impossible:

Create a guide that will help you survive school.

♪ Coming up, looking out

♪ I'll survive it, no doubt

♪ Never fear, bring it on

♪ Breaking down what's in my way ♪

♪ And I'm

♪ Escaped detention and a bunch of bullies tried to stop me ♪

♪ Finding my place in this world ♪

♪ And i...

Ned: "ned's declassified school survival guide"...

Ahem!

Signs. School and life are full of them,

And the better you read and pay attention to them,

The easier it is to survive.

Some signs tell us what we need to look out for.

He went that way.

Argh!

That's a sign that moze is still kind of distant

Since suzie moved back.

Hey, ned.

I'll see you after homeroom.

And that's a sign that suzie's back

And still likes me!

[Horn honking]

And finally...

There are signs that tell us

One of the biggest and best days of school is here!

All: field trip!

[Cheering]

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa

This could be the greatest day of my life.

One, because we're in school

And we won't be in school;

And two, suzie's back.

What about you and moze?

Don't you see? It's a sign.

Moze and I are best friends,

And I wasn't sure of my feelings for her,

And just when I was gonna take a huge risk

And ask her out--

Suzie moved back.

So this is definitely a sign

That ned and suzie should be together,

Not me and ned.

Right. And here's another sign:

You're lying to yourself.

You like mophead, and you're mad

That snot-grass is back in town.

I'm not mad. Going out with ned

Could have been horrible.

This is definitely a sign that we should--

Just stay friends.

[Bell ringing]

And that's a sign

It's time to get to homeroom.

Help! Help!

I'll meet you there.

It's my granola bar. I paid for it.

But it's the last one,

And I want it for the trip, coconut dork.

[Screeching]

Give him back the granola bar, evil doer.

Who are you-- ha ha--freak?

I'm your worst nightmare.

You want it? Come and get it.

[Grunting]

Be careful. It's a dangerous world.

Who was that masked bird-man thing?

[Bell ringing]

So, how's my best friend doing today?

I'm fine, bestest buddy.

Ok, let's discuss today's field trip.

All: field trip!

All right.

At the huffington gardens and gallery,

We will see some amazing flora,

The japanese gardens, including a samurai show...

Ooh!

The world-famous rose garden...

Ahh!

With an art collection

Which includes the priceless masterpiece,

Monet gauguin's "wild boy."

Wild boy!

Calm down.

Now, hand in your permission slips.

The buses leave in minutes.

And big field trip tip:

No permission slip, no field trip.

So leave signs around your house reminding you to bring it in.

I can't wait to see the "wild boy."

It's really famous.

I bet suzie would love meeting me

In that magical romantic rose garden

Where our love would bloom like ,--

I forgot to get my permission slip signed!

Help me!

Man: attention, field trip buses leave in minutes.

You're not helping me!

Calm down. We'll figure this out

Right after I meet up with...suzie!

Hey, ned, I'm so excited about this field trip.

Can you imagine the two of us meeting up

At that amazing rose garden,

Where we have a lot of catching up to do?

Hi!

Ohh!

Is something wrong?

No.

Great! Because I really missed you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He missed you, too,

But he's got to help me,

So we'll see you on the bus. Bye.

Ok.

I should be with suzie, right?

Right. Right?

You need to help me!

That's forgery.

It's temporary forgery.

Just take it to the office,

Where an overworked assistant will check it off.

Then tomorrow we'll slip one

Really signed by your mom,

And we'll live happily ever after.

Oh!

So, mosely, now that faymen's gone

And ned's with suzie,

You interested in meeting any new guys?

No. In fact, the only guy

I want to see today is the wild boy.

But...love works in mysterious ways.

It can find you even if you aren't looking.

I'm gonna get on the bus now.

It has begun.

Yes. And today will be the day that jennifer becomes mine.

Because all day long fate will be giving her signs

That our love is meant to be.

Only it won't be fate; it'll be you guys.

And then we will kiss.

[Laughing]

Oh, I missed the evil laughing part!

Sorry, dude. Split up.

[Telephones ringing]

Hi, boys.

Who's that?

A handwriting expert,

And he's going to compare that signature

With the one on cook's report card.

Well, I guess we'll never know,

But I do know cook can't go on the field trip,

So boo-hoo for you.

Aah!

Oh, have mercy! Look at him.

He's been waiting for this field trip all year.

How about if his mom calls you?

Fine. Cook's tears worked.

Have his mom call me, but no more funny business,

Or both of you will stay here.

Crubbs out.

[Groans]

Your mom's not home, is she?

She's on a plane to a business conference...

With my dad! Aah!

No. Whatever it is, the answer is no.

Why don't you ask suzie to help

Since she's so great?

Because you're my best friend,

And best friends do best friendy things

For best friends!

[Cell phone ringing]

Yes, mrs. Cook.

I'm sorry I forgot to sign simon's permission slip,

But I assure you he has permission

To go on the trip.

It was nice talking to you.

Nice talking to you, mrs. Cook!

Welcome to the no goers room,

The place where kids who aren't allowed on the field trips stay

While the rest of us go out and have fun.

Don't worry, crubbs.

I'll make sure they learn their lesson...

And how to make lovely key chain crafts.

And if I catch any of you out of this room,

You'll all taste crubbs'

Special slow-roasted summer school

Seasoned with detention

And a dash of banned from the graduation ceremony.

Mm-wah!

Minutes. The field trip bus leaves in minutes.

[Giggles]

I want you to have this.

Oh, don't stare at me with those big brown eyes.

You could've said no if you didn't want to help.

I did! Times!

Now moze no see wild boy.

Man, I got to get on that bus or...

Or what?

I can't. If I tell you,

It might jeopardize my secret identity.

Oh, don't tell me you're the freak

In the bird suit I heard about.

I have a plan.

Oh!

And so do i.

Gordy? It's ned.

Mr. Lull, I was thinking of getting some cool glasses.

Can I try yours on?

Oh!

[Shattering]

Oh, sorry.

That's ok. I can still see...

Sort of.

One minute. The bus leaves in one minute.

Now I'm out of plan.

We're gonna miss the field trip!

Don't worry. I'll get you on that bus somehow.

Just wait for my signal and then make a run for it.

What signal?

You'll know it when you see it.

Good luck.

The bus leaves in seconds.

[Groaning]

I think that's the signal.

Yes!

We made it!

[Stammering]

Hey, you guys aren't alien invaders.

That's it, gordon, you're fired!

And I want you gone when I get back.

Yeah, I kind of figured that might happen.

[Cell phone ringing]

Did you get on the wrong bus?

Ok, now I just want to check every seat

And make sure you're all safe.

Yep.

Field trip!

F--field trip!

[Everyone cheering]

Ok, ok, ok. Let's roll.

[Cheering]

Part two of the field trip is the trip,

And it can be long,

So bring stuff to keep you not bored,

Likes books and magazines.

And pass the time with classic license plate

And car spotting games.

[Beeping]

Slug bug silver. Got you.

You didn't say no hit backs.

And any bus time is good

For bring your notebook and get smarter time.

That's easy. The integral of one over x

With the respect to x

Equals the natural logarithm of x plus c.

You're so smart ever since you started going out with me!

And hot!

And bring or borrow a cell phone.

Kids do get lost or left behind on a field trip,

And you want to contact your parents immediately.

Or use it to call a friend who's on a different bus.

[Cell phone ringing]

You're supposed to be on my bus, ned bigby,

Not jennifer's.

We're gonna have a great time on the field trip,

And in that rose garden,

And we're gonna spend all day together. I promise.

You're really lucky you're cute.

[Chaotic yelling]

You ate my couch!

You mauled my mid-morning snack,

And you cost me my job!

Ok, the job thing was my fault,

But if this is my last day at polk,

It will also be yours!

[Maniacal screaming]

Because I have saved the best for last.

[Laughing]

We're getting closer.

I think I can smell those roses.

What does suzie have that I don't have?

Ned.

But the good news is

I found a way to separate myself from lisa's pack.

What do girls love most in a guy?

Honesty, a sense of humor--

No! Superhero.

Lois lane loves superman.

Mary jane loves spiderman.

And lisa will love... The steel eagle.

Oh!

The steel eagle fights for justice,

Protects the class on field trips,

And will impress lisa so much

She'll get pizza with me,

And we'll live happily ever after.

Or this is a sign

That you have finally lost your mind.

Jennifer, it seems fate has brought us together

On this romantic bus ride.

Oh, and I've changed... A lot!

And I like cheese. Camembert?

Crubbs: ok, polksters,

Gather round where I can see all of you.

See? Didn't I tell you we'd be together?

I was kind of hoping we could hold hands.

This is not what I had in mind.

Ok, you must stay with the teacher

With the same color as your huffington stickers.

After your garden and gallery tour,

You have lunch at :.

Then at : pm, you get to free roam for one hour

To go wherever you want.

All: wherever we want!

See the samurai show, go to the gift shop,

Or stroll through the rose garden.

Rose garden.

Quick, blue group, to the fern forest.

[Cheering]

Red group, we are off to the gallery

To see the wild boy.

Wild boy!

Target is with red group.

I repeat: target is with red group.

I'm sorry. I'm trying to be a better person.

And I'll free roam wherever I want

To make sure you all stay out of trouble.

All right. First stop, japanese gardens.

Come on. We're going to the japanese gardens.

I'll...meet... You...there!

Hey, this isn't a playground,

Punky brewster.

Protecting these plants and paintings

Is our life.

And I'll be watching you

Like macaroni on cheese.

All I did was touch a shrub.

Yeah, but people see you touching it,

And everybody thinks it's ok to touch the shrub,

And I've got a garden full of shrub touchers.

Get back!

Hey, get away from my shrubs!

Mr. Bigby, what are you doing here?

You are supposed to be over here

With your group.

Ok, everybody, let's have the best field trip ever!

[Cheering]

And here's some flowers.

Be careful. Huffington gardens

Is a scary and dangerous place.

But these are daisies.

Yeah, but if you eat , of them,

You could die.

But don't worry,

At the first sign of trouble,

The steel eagle will be here to save the day.

Who's the steel eagle?

He's a friend of you and me,

A nightmare to scum, and oh, he's handsome.

He's handsome.

Anyways, see you.

My plan is working perfectly.

Well, if it isn't the steel eagle.

We've been looking for you.

Now, the gardens was once the home

Of rail tycoon and art lover

Franklin huffington,

And in the late s,

A young man lived on the property

And survived by eating fruits from the garden

And leftovers from the kitchen.

And he is the subject of monet gauguin's

Most famous painting, the "wild boy."

Despite countless attempts

Of mr. Huffington's private security,

He was never able to catch wild boy,

And some people say he still roams the grounds

To this very day.

Now get in line. Go. Come on. Go. Go.

Jennifer, we meet again.

Is fate trying to tell us something?

I doubt it.

Have I ever told you

That you have the biggest brown eyes?

No.

Ok, mosely, keep a low profile.

See the nice famous painting.

Oh. Oh!

[Sirens wailing]

Art toucher! Stop her!

Art toucher!

Ok, where's the bucks you owe us

For "robbing" coconut head?

You get the other half after you "rob" lisa.

Then I show up and save the day

By fake kicking your butts again.

Then she'll love me and ask me out for pizza.

Whatever.

Masks on.

Hi, cookie.

[Sirens wailing]

Art thieves!

You're not going anywhere, bud.

Well, looks like we stumbled upon

Some art thieves. Bring them in.

I'll get the art toucher.

No! We're just pretend robbers.

Save it, punk.

[Sirens]

Now how am I gonna save lisa?

There's no real danger in the gardens.

Who's the man to fear most, mr. Weasel?

Ha ha. The man who has nothing to lose.

Ha ha. And also has an army-issued net launcher.

[Squeak]

Freeze, weasel!

Gordon, what are you doing?

It's the weasel. He's on a rampage!

I know. Look what he did to my oak.

And he ate up all my creamed spinach!

And it ate my dodgeballs!

Well, then, while the kids are on a field trip,

We are going on a hunting trip!

Get that weasel!

Now that's what I call a sign

You and I are meant to be together,

And not--

Not what?

Not... Not be together.

Only two more hours until free roam

And our stroll through the rose garden.

Ok, let's move on to the arts gallery.

Aren't you afraid of being out in the open?

There's over acres at huffington.

Only one crubbs.

The chances of him finding me

Are slim to none, and I live for danger.

Now let's hit the japanese gardens.

Bigby, is that you?!

Bigby!

Hey, suzie.

Art toucher!

Come on. Something dangerous happen.

I'm the steel eagle.

Something dangerous.

[Squealing]

A cry for help?

[Crying]

Oh, don't worry.

The steel eagle will get your lollipop.

[Crying]

No! No, no. Don't cry.

The steel eagle's good. Take the lolli.

Hey! He's stealing my baby's candy!

Hey, stop that candy-stealing bird freak!

[Screaming]

Oh, no!

Bigby!

Ow!

Hey. Hey.

Bigby!

I know you're here!

[Echoing] here!

Hello, everybody.

Along with my partner willie gault,

I'm van earl wright welcoming you

To ned's field trip.

Willie, what do you think about the trip so far?

Ha ha! Well, I think ned's in deep, deep doody.

Right! Because if he gets caught by crubbs,

It's summer school and a whole pile of bad stuff.

Now more importantly,

What do you think about the suzie/moze dilemma?

Well, I like moze better than suzie.

I think she's a much better match for ned,

But he's gonna have to figure it out on his own.

All right. Let's get back to the show

To see if ned ends up with suzie, moze,

Or crubbs!

Bigby! I could've sworn I saw bigby.

There's one way to find out: call the no goers room.

[Busy signal]

Looking for a girl: tall, big brown eyes,

Touches art.

I'm looking for a mop-headed kid,

Blue shirt, jeans, blue sneakers.

Hyah! I am looking for bird man!

He stole candy from a baby!

You're all now deputized security

For huffington garden and gallery.

We'll contact each other if we see anything,

And we will catch those punks.

Great! Ha ha ha!

But we have to get back to stage.

Our show start in minutes.

[Yelling]

Can I have a badge, too?

No.

I don't like you

Or your art-touching, tree-poking punks!

Move out!

So, you get to see the wild boy yet?

Nope. You get to the rose garden with suzie yet?

You know, you do have big, brown eyes.

[Cell phone rings]

Hey, we're in the gallery now. Did you get caught by crubbs?

No. No. I'm on my way.

[Dial tone]

That was suzie. I got to get going.

Good luck with the wild boy thing.

Jennifer, is this chance meeting

A sign that we should...

Man, it's totally working!

She's into you!

Attention all units, be on the lookout

For a mop-headed kid,

A bird boy,

And the girl with big, brown eyes.

Stop them at all cost!

Souvenir stand! Shopping time! Yeah!

There they are! Get the!

Aah!

Ow!

Game over, bird man.

The target is in disguise.

Ok, I'll just put my clothes back on

And forget about the whole steel eagle thing.

Where are my clothes? Oh, I put them right here!

Where'd they go? The wind!

The wind--the wind blew them away.

Under here! D'oh!

[Indistinct shouting]

Oh! Yaah!

[Shouting]

Crubbs: bigby?

Bigby!

There you are.

Whew.

Guards are chasing me for no reason.

I'm scared. Help.

Well, crubbs is chasing me, and he's closer,

So help me first.

I got a plan.

I don't think I like this plan.

Just put my clothes on over yours

So he thinks you're me.

Bigby! Ha ha! Busted!

Coconut head?!

That was you running from me?

You were shouting, "bigby!" And I figured if you wanted me,

You would have shouted, "coconut head!"

And I had to go to the bathroom real bad.

In the electrical closet?

Ok, I buy that, for now,

But my bigby senses are still tingling.

Stop right there, mop top!

You're going downtown.

Oh, this is bad.

That's right, weasel.

You can run, but you can't hide!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Lunch lady: yeah!

[Heavy rumble]

Uh-oh.

[All screaming]

Unbelievable!

I am writing next year's handbook, by hand,

And I can't have any distractions.

Weasel!

It can't be that hard to catch a rodent.

You all are taking this personally,

And it's driving you all mad.

All: weasel!

He took my handbook,

And it's the only copy I've got.

Find that weasel!

[All shouting]

If you're ever trapped in a closet naked on a field trip,

Call a friend to get you some clothes.

[Beep]

Loomer: and when the wily ruffian, aka wild boy,

Stumbled into the garden, he stayed long enough for...

Oh.

[Cell phone rings]

What?

I need you to get me some clothes.

What?

I'm naked, and I need you

To get me some clothes.

Why don't you get your girlfriend to do it?

Because I'm naked!

I'm next in line to see the wild boy.

I repeat--i'm naked!

[Squeak]

Are you nuts!?

Well, that's all they had at the gift shop!

I'm supposed to meet suzie for lunch.

What am I gonna tell her--

I saw the wild boy skort and I just had to have it?

Then I saw the wild boy skort,

And I said, "I just have to have it!"

Finding the t-shirt was just a bonus.

So let's grab some lunch, and then...

[Sniffs]

I can smell the rose garden from here.

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

Wow, look at you burly maintenance guys...

Who look sort of angry--bye!

I thought suzie moving back was a sign that

Ned and I should just stay friends,

But maybe the fact that ned and I

Keep running into each other

Is a sign that we should be together.

And suzie's my friend,

But as her friend, I should warn her ned's crazy.

Every time I think about him,

My brain just turns to fruit salad, you know?

I just wish there was a sign telling me what to do.

He's gone.

Ahh. Didn't I tell you

This was gonna be a great field trip?

Well, at least we're finally alone.

Hey, guys. Mind if I join you?

Jennifer, we meet again. This is getting weird.

Wow, billy. You've really changed.

For the better, susan. Who wants cheese?

I made it.

Now I hide here, get back to school,

Not get in trouble, and get rid of this stupid costume.

Ok. Now that the alarm system is disabled,

We'll meet at : for the guard change,

Steal the wild boy,

Sell it to our buyer for $ million,

And live happily ever after.

Voice: at the first sign of any trouble,

The steel eagle will be there.

What? I can't take on art thieves!

The steel eagle fights for justice

And protects the class on field trips.

I'm not a real superhero.

Just warn security that they're gonna get robbed at :.

Help!

I know I look funny, but I just overheard

That guys are going to try and steal the wild boy at :.

They're gonna try to steal the wild boy?

Quick, bird man, come with me!

No! I'm telling the truth!

They're gonna steal the wild boy!

Ok, polk, it's :,

And you all have an hour to free roam!

[Cheering]

Well, that was great cheese,

But suzie and I are off to the rose garden.

Uh, suzie, you know ned's a booger eater, right?

What? I am not.

Oh, does your girlfriend know you're a liar, too?

Ok, yeah, when I was .

Once a booger eater, always a booger eater.

Please stay out of this. Are you through?

No. Does suzie know you pee yourself?

When I was !.

, And I don't do it anymore.

You know, we don't have to go to the rose garden.

We can just take a walk

And look for your pants.

Oh, we're going to the rose garden,

And we're gonna totally make out.

You mean like this?

Mosely looks crazy, man, abort the mission.

I repeat, abort the mission.

Come on! We're going to the rose garden.

I think I'll just stay and eat cheese.

Well, here we are, the rose garden,

The most romantic spot in the gardens,

Just the--

Of us.

I'm scared.

We were here first.

You don't own the rose garden.

Will somebody just kiss somebody?

Hey! Don't move!

Moze and ned: run!

Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.

Crubbs didn't get a good look at you,

So I'm gonna get him to chase me.

You run to the parking lot, get on that bus,

Hide, and save yourself.

I'm sorry I ruined your kiss with suzie.

I just--was nuts.

No, I'm sorry.

I messed up you seeing the wild boy,

And this whole thing is my fault.

So I'll take the heat.

I don't want you to go.

I've got to.

Whoo-hoo, kalaygo-kalaygo, kaw-kaw-glip-glip-glip! Aah!

He saved me!

[Scratching]

He's in the walls. Let's get him.

Ha ha ha!

Oh! Ooh!

That's plaster over cinder.

We don't have the tools to get him.

Oh!

I'm the principal of this school,

And I say we need some new equipment.

[Laughing]

Bigby!

Sweeney! Have you seen bigby?

I know I saw him here today.

I banned him from this field trip,

I ordered him to the no goers room,

And he defied me.

You saw him, too, right?

Why i--i--i-- i--i, uh...

I haven't seen him all day.

I must be seeing things.

Consider this my early graduation gift

To you, mr. Bigby.

You'll be remembered as one of my worst students...

And also one of my favorites.

Good luck.

Wa--aren't you gonna help me down?

No, but do let me know later

How the rest of your day turned out.

[Chuckles]

Aah!

Ohh! Ooh.

There is the wild boy!

[All talking at once]

Suzie, moze.

Suzie, moze.

I've got to call him. I have to make sure he's ok.

You're not going to believe this.

I just got a wild boy sighting!

So he is real.

No, of course not!

[Cell phone rings]

[Screaming]

[Shouting]

I don't know who I like. I don't know what to do!

Just give me a sign! Oh!

Oh!

♪ Big, brown eyes

♪ And a gust of wind

♪ And the cherry burns the corner ♪

♪ Of the page that says the end is coming soon ♪

♪ But it won't be long

♪ Well, it takes a worried man, you know ♪

♪ To sing a worried song

♪ And I got issues, yeah

♪ Like I miss you, yeah

♪ And I wish I weren't so thick, I'm making myself sick ♪

♪ And if that phone don't ring one more time ♪

♪ Well, I'm gonna lose what's left of my mind ♪

♪ Yeah, you made a big impression ♪

♪ For a girl of your size

♪ Now I can't get by without you and your big, brown eyes ♪

Hey. You want to meet me in the rose garden?

We're running out of time.

They're going to steal the painting.

The whole field trip--ruined!

This looks like a job for...

The steel eagle!

Hey, that reminds me, you owe me $.

Fine. I'll save you and the wild boy.

[Glass breaking]

The steel eagle saved the trip!

Sorry, but now I have to save the wild boy!

[Screech]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughter]

Both: we got the weasel!

All right. Everybody get your nets ready,

And we will finally catch that no-good, dirty, thieving weasel.

Whoa. I didn't see that coming.

Ahem.

You wanted to see the wild boy, right?

It didn't happen.

[Laughs]

I don't think things are working out

With me and suzie.

And loomer's not my type.

Well, what is your type?

You know me.

I like the wild boys.

So maybe we should go out.

You know, boyfriend/girlfriend.

"More than friends."

Hand holding, talking all night,

Heart-shaped candies on valentine's day?

I'm ready if you are.

Bring it on.

Both: best field trip ever.

[Bird screeches]

Some dudes are going to try and steal the wild boy,

And security is looking for the wrong guys--us--

And was I interrupting something?

Both: we're going out now.

Cool. I cannot let someone steal the wild boy!

We can't go up against art thieves.

But we can't let crime win.

And they don't have weapons.

They just destroyed the alarm system.

Then we'll have to be the new alarm system.

Hey. We're the new guys,

And you're relieved.

I'm sorry. Gallery's closed.

[Speaking gibberish]

I can't believe it. It is wild boy!

No, no, that's bigby!

[Ned speaking gibberish]

Want to go back out again?

Sure.

[Clang]

[Alarm sounds]

[Alarm sounds]

Ok, you've all seen the movies.

Nobody says a word, and nobody gets hurt.

They're stealing the wild boy!

Aah!

[Shouting]

That was easy. Now...let's get out of here.

Ned: aah!

Stand down, injustice!

[Shouting]

Gentlemen, I hope you like money.

You're not allowed to touch the art, punk!

[Grunting]

Ooh, so close.

Man: yeah! We catch the bad guys!

[Cheering]

You're busted, too.

You defied me, crashed this field trip,

You're half-naked,

And this summer you are all--

Heroes.

As crazy and annoying as they've been all day,

They saved this museum

From losing its most valuable possession.

I was wrong about you, white knight.

You must be one heck of a vice principal

To instill that kind of bravery in your students.

Well, I am pretty good, and I always tell them

Do the right thing.

So, we're not in trouble

And we have permission to be here?

Eh, what the heck.

Excuse me, steel eagle.

[Students gasp]

Would you like to get some pizza after school today?

[Screech]

Crubbs: ok, ok, I think that's enough excitement for one day,

So let's get back to the calmness and serenity

Of our polk middle school.

To the buses!

[Cheering]

Aah!

Quiet. Keep it down.

Come here.

Gordy.

Students: aww. Aww.

It's a girl weasel. Who knew? Ha ha.

♪ Born free...

It looks like we have some new school pets

And some new school repairs.

Right, and gordy will be sticking around to make them

And is not fired.

No, of course.

Well, I'll get started right away.

[Bell rings]

Eh, I'll let the night guy get it.

So looks like gordy's done chasing weasels.

I get my pizza date with lisa,

And I'm going to met her now.

And now that ned and I are going out, we'll join you.

And we all live happily ever after.

♪ Why'd you make it so complicated? ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa

Aah! Aah!

Yeaah! Bbbb!

♪ Why'd you make it so complicated? ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa

Hyah!

Hoo-hoo.

[Foghorn]

Ooh!

Ow!
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