02x19 - Soil Turmoil / Wisteria Hysteria

[bunniefuu]

That's me, Fred the house cat.

When my family leaves
for the day,

I don't just sit inside
watching the world go by.

I become...

♪

Nature Cat, backyard
explorer extraordinaire!

♪ Oh, go go go ♪

Tally ho!

♪ Go go go ♪

Tally ho!

♪ We're climbing up
the trees now ♪

♪ We're swinging through
the breeze now ♪

♪ We're getting
muddy knees now ♪

♪ With Nature Cat ♪

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat ♪

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat,
Nature Cat ♪

♪ So what are we waiting for? ♪

♪ We're so excited to explore ♪

♪ All that nature has in store
with Nature Cat ♪

♪ Go go go
Tally ho!

♪ Go go go
Tally ho!

♪ He's our favourite
nature guide ♪

♪ We just can't wait to get ♪

Outside!

♪ We're swinging through
the trees now ♪

♪ We're jumping
in the leaves now ♪

♪ We're getting
muddy knees now

♪ With Nature Cat!

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat
Tally ho!

♪ Nature Cat, Nature Cat,
Nature Cat ♪

Tally ho!

Daisy: Soil Turmoil

Nature Cat: Ahhhhh!

Nothing like a
little nature jog!

Exercise for the mind
and body! Aye-what?

Squeeks: Yep! Good
for the heart!

Daisy: And good for the soul!

Hal: What she said
and she said, baby.

Nature Cat: Yes yes!
Nothing can stop us now!

Tally... Whoaaaaaa!!!

Nature Cat: I gotta
stop saying that!

Squeeks: Nature Cat?
You okay, man?

Nature Cat: Yes,
thank you Squeeks.

I don't remember this hole.

Daisy: Hey yeah, it
wasn't here yesterday.

Hal: Then what is it
doing here today?

No offense, hole. It's me, Hal.

Steve: That's what
I'd like to know!

Nature Cat: Hello,
Steve. What happened?

Steve: Uh well! You tell me!

Steve: One day this is the
perfect place to live.

The next...Gone!

Oh, well except for this
giant hole in the ground!

Hal: Oh! This is the
saddest dirt story

I've ever heard, Steve.

(Gasps) I mean I think it's
actually the only dirt story

I've ever heard, but still...

Steve: And this happened
to be the perfect dirt.

Soft enough to dig through.

Firm enough to
hold up my tunnels.

And healthy enough for
lots of plants to grow.

And now look.

It's all gone!

Nature Cat: My word!

Who would take all this dirt?

Daisy: A hole digger?

Squeeks: The dirt stealer?

Hal: Uhh! It could be a hole
digging dirt stealer!

Oh no!!!

Steve: I just want my home back!

Is that too much for a
little vole to ask for?

Nature Cat: Not to worry, Steve.

I, Nature Cat, dirt retriever
extraordinaire, am on the case!

Steve: Uh, yeah,
you're also on my tail.

Nature Cat: So sorry.

Squeeks: Ahh! You guys
you guys, look!

Wheel tracks!

Nature Cat: Maybe these will
lead to the missing dirt!

Nature Cat: Onward and dirtward!

♪

The g*ng: Huh? Rudzies?

Nature Cat: The
tracks stop here.

Daisy: Oh no! Empty.

Squeeks: (Heavy breathing)

Squeeks: As I suspected.
Traces of dirt.

Could it be...Steve's dirt?!

Hal: Awe, where'd it go?

Dirt? Oh dirt? Where are you?

It's me, Hal!

(Door clicks)

All: (Gasp)

Ronald: (Laughing)

Ha ha ha ha!

Nature Cat: Ronald.

Did you take the dirt
from Steve's home?

Ronald: Ah! Bon jour,
Nature Cat. Ha ha.

Squeeks: Did you take
the dirt or not, Ronald?

Ronald: Not that it is any of
your business, but yes I did.

And what I took wasn't dirt.

Dirt is what's on
your nose, Hal.

You really should wash it off.

Hal: Uhh!

Why didn't someone
tell me that was there?!

So embarrassing.

Ronald: What I took is soil!

Nature Cat: Everyone
knows that soil

and dirt are the
same thing, Ronald!

Ronald: Oh no they are
not, Nature Cat.

No one wants dirt, but soil
is as valuable as gold!

Everyone wants it!
Daisy: Hm...

Says here that soil is a mix of
broken down rock, minerals,

and plant and animal matter.

I guess you could say soil
is like the Earth's skin!

It's the stuff under your
feet you can grow food in.

Nature Cat: So soil is what's
in your garden, Daisy?

Daisy: Yep!

And good soil lets air
and water to pass through.

So many living things depend
on good soil to survive!

Ronald: Exactly, Daisy!

Ronald: Introducing Ronald's
Gift Of The Earth Soil!

I provide soil to
people whose soil

isn't good for growing anymore.

Nature Cat: You're selling
Steve's soil in Rudzie's?

Ronald: You want
it back? Go buy it!

In a few days I'll be famous.

Toodles to the ooo!

Daisy's voice: See
any soil, Nature Cat?

Nature Cat's voice: Not yet.

Still looking.

Squeeks voice: (Gasps)
Wait! Stop!

(Gasps)
Cheese!

Ahh!! Gorgonzola!

Oh dear!

Run!

Loud speaker voice: Clean
up in aisle three!

Nature Cat's voice: I see it!

Nature Cat's voice:
Steve's soil is gone!

It's sold out!

(Hal panting)

Hal's voice: Doggie Snacks!

Yum yum yum yum!

Loudspeaker voice Clean
up in aisle seven!

Squeeks: Are you guys sure
it's okay to do this?

Nature Cat: I think so.

There's a lotta soil here.

We can dig up a
little from here...

and a little from there...

Hal: Nobody'll know, right?

Besides, we're
doing it for Steve.

He needs soil!

Daisy: Let's dig here.

These plants look very healthy
so the soil must be good!

All: For Steve!

Beetle: Hey! Whoa whoa whoa!

Whattaya think
you're doin', bub?

Nature Cat: Oh, we're just
taking a little soil you see,

just enough to
cover Steve's home.

Centipede: You may be helping
Steve but you're hurting us.

Beetle: Don't you see that
you're destroying our home?

Pill Bug: And our food!

Hal: Okay, we're just
taking a little bit.

Okay? Just a little bit!

Centipede: Even if you
take just a little soil,

you can hurt the
plants living there,

which means less food for the
animals that eat the plants.

Nature Cat: Oh. I
never thought of that.

Squeeks: Me either!

Hal: Me either too
too also as well!

Beetle: And what's
left of the soil

may wash away when it rains,

because the plants
and their roots are gone.

Centipede: Yep! Fewer plants,

less soil, not a good
home for us anymore!

Pill Bug: Mmm hmm! Too true!

Beetle: Which means the soil

loses our help in
keeping it healthy.

Pill Bug: See? Even
taking just a little soil

can make a big
problem over time.

Nature Cat: We're nothing but
hole digging soil stealers!

(Nature Cat sobbing)

Squeeks: We're no
different than Ronald.

Hal: Oh what he said!
(Sobbing)

and she said!
(Sobbing)

Ronald...

Daisy: So taking the soil
didn't just hurt Steve.

It hurt other plants
and animals, too!

And the soil that's
still there is in danger.

How are we going to fix this
if we don't put back the soil

Ronald took?

Nature Cat: We
need another plan.

Squeeks: Here's your soil back!

Centipede: Thank you!

Squeeks: We need to replace
the soil that Ronald took.

Who knows how many
living things he hurt?!

Daisy: But we can't take the
soil from someone else

'cause then they
won't have soil.

Hal: If we can't take the
soil from somewhere else,

where are we going to get it?

Nature Cat: Think, g*ng!

I feel the answer is
right in front of us...

Whoa!

Nature Cat: What is this?

Daisy: Just my compost heap.

Squeeks: Looks like
garbage to me.

Daisy: (Gasps)
Wait!

That's it! The answer
to our problem.

Hal: But we need
soil not garbage.

Daisy: But this isn't garbage!

Those are food and plant scraps

that can be used
to make more soil!

All this compost will cook

in the sun for a while
and it will become,

wait for it... soil!

Nature Cat: Yes yes! We can
take some of your compost,

and give it to Steve.

Daisy: But I need this
compost for my garden.

Nature Cat: Hmmm, well suppose
we make a new batch for Steve?

Daisy: Man oh man, that's it!

It's free and easy to make.

We just need Veggie scraps,
corn husks, coffee grounds,

egg shells, tea leaves, regular
leaves, grass clippings...Um.

Is anyone writing this down?

Nature Cat: Thanks for the used
coffee grounds, fellow human.

Nature Cat: Thank you for the
veggie scraps and corn husks,

human being like us.

Nature Cat: Stop
right there, Ronald!

Ronald: Excuse me, Nature Cat?

Nature Cat: Do you have any
idea what you're doing?

Ronald: Yes. I'm
becoming more famous!

Soon, the whole
world will know about

Ronald's Gift
of the Earth Soil!

Daisy: You're disturbing the

plants and animals
that live in that soil.

Ronald: I am?

Squeeks: Yes you are, Ronald!

And when the plants don't grow,

more of the soil that
is left may wash away!

Ronald: It may?

Nature Cat: You can't just go
around taking soil, Ronald!

Ronald: I didn't know that!

I never meant to harm nature or
soil or ruin anyone's homes.

I...I just wanted be famous!

Ugh! I'll put it all back.

All: Steve!

Check it out!

Steve: Hey! You got
my soil back?

Nature Cat: Uh,
not exactly Steve.

I'm so sorry, your soils gone.
But we brought you...

This!

Steve: Uh, you
brought me garbage?

Squeeks: That's what I thought!

But actually, Steve,
this is future soil!

Steve: Looks like garbage to me!

Daisy: This is soil, Steve.

Well, it will be in time.

Squeeks: And when we add
it back into the hole,

things will grow in
it for you to eat.

Steve: Ey! Whoa whoa!

I am not gonna live and
eat in a pile of old food

and rotten leaves.

Nature Cat: Steve,
let me explain.

All of this plant stuff in a
pile will warm up under the sun

and bugs will come along to help
and after a little while

it won't look like this anymore.

It will look like
beautiful, rich soil!

Hal: Compost is nature's
recycling center.

Wait did I just make that up?

Steve: An- and how exactly
is nature gonna do this?

Daisy: Um- (clears throat)
Excuse me...

Cue the compost heap
building montage!

Daisy: It's not complicated.

Just take the stuff
you collected...

Daisy:...and pile it up close
to where you want to use it.

Daisy: Veggie scraps, coffee
grounds, corn husks, leaves,

grass, and other plants...

Daisy:...all make
for good soil.

Daisy: Good for planting...

Daisy: Good for living under...

Daisy: And don't be concerned

when your friends stop
by for a meal or two.

Daisy: They actually help
break everything down

and turn it into
dark, rich soil.

Daisy: When you're done piling,

build a little fence
around it and...voila!

The pile is ready to cook!

Nature Cat: Ronald!

What are you doing here?

Ronald: I came to
see my friend Steve.

Steve: Friends don't destroy
other friends homes, Ronald.

Ronald: I know, I know.

And I'm really sorry.

It was a selfish,
thoughtless thing that I did.

Squeeks: It was unthinking...

unyielding..and cold..
Ronald: Yeah. That too.

Nature Cat: And uncaring!

Ronald: Okay! I heard you!

I'm sorry, Steve.

Steve: Apology accepted, Ronald.

Ronald: Awe thanks, Steve!

Hey! I brought more
stuff for your compost!

Steve: Thanks, Ronald!

Nature Cat: Okay, so
what's next, Daisy?

Daisy: We wait?

Squeeks: How long?

Daisy: Oh you know,
maybe a few months...

Steve: A few months?! Wait!

Where am I gonna live?

Ronald: Hey! You
could live with me

until your soil's ready.

Steve: Really, awe
thanks, Ronald.

♪

Daisy: It's done!

And it smells like soil!

Nature Cat: Look! Now you can
rebuild your home, Steve!

Steve: The Steve-ster
reporting for duty, sir!

I'm goin' in!

Steve: Op! Almost forgot.

Thanks so much, guys.

Okay. I gotta go!

All: (Cheers)

Daisy: Wisteria Hysteria

Hal: Two outs, bottom of
the ninth, two strikes!

We have a real
jim-dandy here, baby!

Hal: Can Nature Cat come
through with a big hit?

Hal: Can Nature Cat rise to the
occasion and win the game?

(Echo's)
Game...game...game...

Hal: Can Nature Cat...

Nature Cat: Hal, shh, please.

I need some quiet
to concentrate.

Hal: ...and this dog sports
commentator is going to shush

now to give Nature Cat some
quiet for concentration.

Daisy: Heeelllpppppp!

Hal:: Steeeeeerike
three! Squeeks wins!

Nature Cat: Oh come on!

Daisy: Guys! I need your help!

Hal: I'll help you, Daisy!

I alway love to help
you, ask anyone!

Nature Cat: What's wrong, Daisy?

Squeeks: Yeah, Dais,
you look scared! What's up?

Daisy: Oh man oh man I am!

I was just on my way to Granny
Bunny's to bring her these

delicious goodies when...

A flashback could really help
me set the scene, please...

Daisy: La lalalala! La lalalala!

Daisy:...So I was heading to
Granny Bunny's and I came to

that tunnel of vines we always

go 


through to get to her house.

Daisy: As I was about to go
through, I heard a loud noise

that sounded like
a twig breaking.

Daisy: Hey, who threw that?!

Daisy: I looked around but
there was no one there.

As I was about to go through,
I heard that sound again...

Daisy: Hey stop
throwing things at me!

Daisy: So I ran back here and
now I can't get to Granny's!

Squeeks: That is just
not right, Daisy!

Who would throw stuff at you?

Hal: Ooh, I know! Pick me!
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

Daisy: Uh. Hal!

Hal: Yes, thank you.

So, it just so happens that my
best friend Charlie the dog,

knows a dog whose best friend's
sister's best friend's cousin's

best friend's brother who just
so happens to be my best friend

Charlie the dog...

said he just saw the
Big Bad Wolf in that area!

Nature Cat: The Big Bad Wolf?

Gulp!

Are you sure?

Hal: Oh yeah! And he's just
throwing things around

on the account of
him being so bad!

Wink wink!

Daisy: But that's the only way
to get to Granny Bunny's house!

Squeeks: If Daisy needs to get
those goodies to Granny,

then those goodies are
getting to Granny.

Nature Cat: Uh, don't forget
about The Big Bad Wolf, I mean,

he's big and bad, and not to
mention he is a wolf as well,

so, a literal triple thr*at.

Hal: Come on Nature Cat,
Daisy really needs our help.

Nature Cat: Well what
are we waiting for?

Onward and Yawn...waaaard.

Gee, anyone else want a nap
first before we head off

to a Big Bad Wolf?

Anyone?

Squeeks: Hop to, Nature Cat!

Daisy: Here we are...

Nature Cat: So this is
where The Big Bad Wolf

threw something at you?

Daisy: Yeah...
Nature Cat: (Gulp)

Squeeks: It's so quiet you
could hear a pinecone drop.

Maybe that Big Bad Wolf left?

Nature Cat: Ha ha!
Indeed he has.

The coast is now clear.

Nothing can stop us now!

(cr*ck)

Nature Cat: Yoonwa-owwww!
That's the Wolf! He's here!

Gotta go! Uhh taxi!

Squeeks: Nature Cat,
we are not giving up!

Daisy: Oh, it's no use, Squeeks.

We just can't go
through when there's

a Big Bad Wolf
throwing stuff at us.

Nature Cat: Agreed, Daisy!

No other choice!

Let's go back home!

Daisy: Yeah...and too bad.

Granny sure would've loved
these jumbo carrot muffins!

Daisy: Made with love!

Nature Cat: Made with love?

Daisy: Yup, made with
love for Granny.

As well as all locally grown
organic natural ingredients.

Nature Cat: Muffins
made with love?

True love?

Daisy: Only way I
know how to do it.

Nature Cat: Ah, you know true
love gets me every time!

Hal: Me too. Right here.

Nature Cat: Hear ye hear ye!

We must not let that Big Bad
Wolf keep Granny from her jumbo

carrot muffins made
with true love!

All: For true love!

All: Wooooaaahh!

Nature Cat: Come on!
Come on! Up up up!

Nature Cat: We try again!

Follow me! For Granny
Bunny and true love!

(Sobbing)

Squeeks: Hey, hold your horses.
Let's have a check in.

Who's crying?

Daisy: Not me.

Nature Cat: Not me either!
Hal: Wait, am I?

Nope, not me either neither.

(Sobbing)

Big Sad Wolf: It's me!

All: The Big Bad Wolf!

Nature Cat: Uh, And what
pray tell do you have

to be sad about, Big Bad Wolf?

Big Bad Wolf: (Sobbing)

Nature Cat: Excuse me, Mr. Big
Bad, would you mind trying to

stop with the crying because,

sometimes when someone
else is crying,

I start crying too.
(sobbing)

Squeeks: Me too!

Hal: Me too too also as well!

Daisy: Uh. What are
you all crying about?

I'm the one who can't get
my jumbo carrot muffins

made with love to Granny Bunny!

Hal: Hey, Squeeks, what
are we crying about again?

Squeeks: I dunno...

Nature Cat?

Nature Cat: I uh,

was just following The
Big Bad Wolfie here.

What say you, pal?

One minute you're
throwing things at us

and the next you're crying!

What is the big bad deal?

Big Bad Wolf:
(Sniffing and sobbing)

Big Sad Wolf: I'm Big Sad
Wolf if you can't tell.

And I wasn't throwing
things at you.

Someone was throwing
stuff at me!

(Sobbing)
g*ng: You weren't?

Big Sad Wolf: No, I was
trying to get this basket of

hamburger muffins made
with love to my grandma.

But I can't get
through this tunnel!

Hal: Oh, well, maybe my best
friend Charlie the dog,

who knows a dog whose
best friend's sister's

best friend's cousin's
best friend's brother

who just so happens
to be my best friend

Charlie the dog
was a little wrong!

Squeeks: Wolfie, we thought it
was you throwing stuff at us!

A thousand pardons, man.

Daisy: Then who's
throwing stuff at us?

There's no one
else around here...

Big Sad Wolf: Or I dunno...
maybe it's three mean pigs?

Ring a bell anyone?

Hal: Oh me pick me!
Pick me! I know! Pick Hal!

Daisy: Uh, yes, Hal?

Hal: Maybe it's an invisible
angry thrower guy?

You know he's all angry and
thrower-y and invisibl-y

and all at the same time.

It could be...

Nature Cat: Hmmm, not
a bad thought, Hal.

Daisy: I'm just not sure
we'll ever know who's

throwing stuff at us!

Nature Cat: Maybe if we can
find out what's being thrown,

it'll give us a clue
about who the thrower is.

And then we can stop them.

Daisy: Sweet idea, Nature Cat!

Squeeks: Gorgeous
idea, Nature Cat.

Just gorgeous...

Nature Cat: Alright,
g*ng! Let's play ball!

Hal: What is it?!
What is being thrown!

Nature Cat, Squeeks and
Daisy are gonna catch it!

Hal: Oh, down goes Squeeks!

Down goes Squeeks!

Hal: Hey hey, holy cow.

Daisy: Woaah!
(Crash)

Hal: Oh my!

Hal: It's up to
Nature Cat folks!

Nature Cat: Huh!!

Uh oh.

Hal: Did he catch it!?

Did Nature Cat make the catch?!

Nature Cat: Huh!

Hal: Do you believe in
miracles, people!!!

You should!

Nature Cat caught it!
Nature Cat caught it!

Nature Cat: Yes yes!

Daisy: What is it,
what's the clue?!

Nature Cat: I don't know.

Squeeks: What?! It
looks like a seed!

Nature Cat: A seed huh?

Where would our thrower
find so many of these?

And why throw them at us?

Daisy: Okay, we know some plants
have ways to get their seeds

to new growing places,
sometimes wind carries them.

But these seeds don't look like
the wind could carry them.

Big Sad Wolf: And
there's no wind today.

Daisy: But ya know, animals
can also carry seeds.

Hal: Oh yeah! I remember

I was the one
carrying all of them!

Remember, last season, episode
A, Travelin' Seeds?

I mean it's still on my DVR.

Squeeks: Well none of us
carried these seeds here.

I guarantee.

Hal: Hey there little seed
flattened pea thingy,

it's me Hal.

Quick question.

Why is someone
throwing you at us?!

Daisy: Hey guys.
I think I found something!

These little discs might be
seeds from a wisteria vine!

Nature Cat: A seed
from a wisteria vine!?

Hal: Oh okay, sure! Yeah,

a wisteria vine seed makes
all the sense in the world!

Yeah a wisteria vine,
of course! Heh heh heh.

But just one teeny
tiny question,

what is a wisteria vine, please?

Big Sad Wolf: I have no idea!

Daisy: This...

Squeeks: Oh these vines! Vines!

I see vines! Vines!

Are these wisteria vines?

Daisy: Hmm...the
leaves look the same.

Leaves, pods, seeds...

(Gasps)
Man oh man!

We're standing in a
tunnel of wisteria vines!

Nature Cat: Hmm.

This is all so very curious

and so very mysterious.

One, we have the
wisteria vines here.

Two, we have wisteria
seeds being thrown at us.

Thrice, who could be
throwing these wisteria seeds

from these wisteria vines?

Nature Cat: Ha, if we could only
see what is going on in this

wisteria tunnel.

(cr*ck)

Daisy: Um Nature Cat,
turn around.

Nature Cat: Are you sure?

Do I have to?

Squeeks: Look up, Nature Cat!

Nature Cat: Whoa ho ho!

Daisy: Hey guys check this
out, I got it on video!

Daisy: Whoa! Look at that!

A plant pod that
sh**t out its seed!

Squeeks: That's totally
blowing my mind, man!

What a way for a seed to travel!

Nature is crazy!

Big Sad Wolf: Now
that's amazing!

(Snap)

Hal: Whoa! Did you see how
far that seed traveled?!

Go on little seed, and
do your growing thing!

Stay safe and send a postcard!

Big Sad Wolf: Wow, last year,

the wisteria vines
must've sh*t out a

seed over here, and this
year it's grown into a plant!

Ohh, they grow up so fast!

Nature Cat: Well we
found our culprit!

Tis only an exploding seed pod,
scaring our precious Daisy

and our new fine friend
Big Sad, and to be honest,

scaring me probably the most!

Daisy: Now, I can bring Granny
the jumbo carrot muffins

made with love!

Big Sad Wolf: And I can bring my
granny the hamburger muffins

also made with love!

Nature Cat: Yes yes!
The mystery is solved!

Now let's get the
muffins to Granny.

Nature Cat: Mmmm nummm!

Nature Cat: Muffins
made with true love!

Yum yum!

Hal: Tell me folks, how does it
feel to finally get to Granny's?

Daisy: Oh, feels great, Hal.

We had a game plan
and we stuck to it.

I'd like to give a shout
out to Big Sad Wolf

for really helping us out.

Hal: This is Hal, the dog,
enjoying some jumbo carrot

muffins made with true love!

Until next time, I'll probably
just stand right here.

(Crunch)
Ho ho, he he he ho.

(theme song)

♪