01x06 - Chili Jamboree/Hoof Dancing Is Hard

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.
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01x06 - Chili Jamboree/Hoof Dancing Is Hard

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♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie ♪

Hee haw!

♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

♪ She loves adventure, she loves surprise ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries ♪

♪ Let's go Donkey Hodie ♪

♪ If she fails, she'll bounce right back ♪

♪ Come on Duck Duck, give a quack ♪

Kay kay, quack!

♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

♪ She plays with Bob Dog, they have a ball ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all ♪

Bow wow!

♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip ♪

♪ With Purple Panda in his space ship ♪

Heyo!

♪ Donkey Hodie ♪

♪ A hee and a haw and a haw and a hee ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ With our pal Donkey Hodie! ♪

Hee haw!

[humming]

[both sniff] Mmm-mmm-mmm!

I can't wait

to have some of your slow-cook chili today, Grampy.

Well, you're gonna have to wait, Donkey Hodie,

because slow-cook chili cooks slowly.

That's why they call it slow-cook chili!

Oh, would you like to help make it,

my little Donkaroo?

Oh yes, please, Gramparoo!

Ooh! Can I help make the chili too?

Oh, please? Please-please-please!

Of course, Purple Panda!

Why don't both of you put in the rest of the vegetables.

Veggies!

Wait, Panda.

This is slow-cook chili,

I like to put the ingredients in slowly too.

Ooh! I'm really good at moving slowly!

Here, watch this slow action.

Slow carrots!

That was pretty slow, Panda!

You think that was slow!

Check this out.

Slow

onions!

I can go even slower!

Slow

beets!

Let's put the tomatoes in super slowly!

Hey-o!

[both] Super

slow

tomato.

[howls]

Bob Dog, why are you howling?

I'm excited for Grampy Hodie's slow-cook chili.

Bow wow, I gotta get some right now!

I'm glad you like my chili, Bob Dog,

but I'm afraid it isn't ready yet.

We haven't even put in the last ingredient!

Oh! Ok, I'll wait.

So, uh, was that the last ingredient?

Yep.

Well, then what are we waiting for?

Let's eat chili!

-[howls] -Oh, hold on, Bob Dog!

We haven't stirred it yet.

Oh right. What was I thinking?

By all means, stir away.

Uhh, can you stir any faster?

Afraid not, this is slow-cook chili,

I like to slow stir.

[groans]

But it's taking so long!

[groans]

Ha! All done!

Bow wow! Chili!

[howls]

-Wait! -What?

I thought you finished stirring!

She did, Bob Dog, but the chili still has to cook.

Oh, well I guess I can wait for it to cook.

Uh, okay. Here I go.

Is it done yet?

-No... -Okay how about now?

-No! -Okay how about now?

No!

-Okay how about now? -Bob Dog...

Yeah?

Slow-cook chili takes a long time to cook!

Well, how long?

Oh!

This long, Bob Dog.

Ya see, when the arrow goes all the way around

and there is no more red on the timer,

the chili will be done and ready to eat.

Ooh! I don't think I can wait that long!

I need to eat now!

Chili!

[howls]

-Wait, Bob Dog! -I can't!

Waiting's too hard!

I know.

But fear not, I, Donkey Hodie,

will help you wait for the chili to cook!

-Come on! -Okay!

Yay!

Ooh! I want that chili now.

I'll never be able to wait!

Sure, you will, Bob Dog, old pal!

Panda has just the thing to help.

Yep! Sure do!

A coloring book and crayons?

Oh yeah!

Coloring always helps me wait for my momma's purple pizza.

Here have a crayon.

They're very therapeutic.

That means it's helpful and very relaxing.

Ah!

Here ya go, Bob Dog!

Oh no! That's an orange crayon.

-So? -So!

It reminds me of the carrots in Grampy's delicious chili.

Maybe you should try a different crayon.

[Panda] Oh! How about this?

Oh no! Not purple!

That reminds me of the beets

in Grampy's delicious chili.

Oh no!

Well, we need a color that isn't in Grampy's chili.

-Like blue! -Yeah! Yeah, blue!

There are no blue ingredients in Grampy's chili.

Oh no! Not, blue!

What's wrong with blue?

It reminds me of my favorite chili bowl.

And that makes me want to eat chili right now!

[howls]

Chili!

Wait, Bob Dog!

Wait!

I can't wait!

But you have to.

We still have a lot of waiting to go!

Wait please!

What do we do?

We tried coloring!

That always helps me wait.

Chili!

That's because you love to color.

We gotta find something Bob Dog loves to help him wait.

Wait!

Hey, wait up please!

What kind of stuff do you like to do, Bob Dog?

Eat chili!

Chili's a no.

Uh, what else?

Sing!

Oh! We can sing a song with Bob Dog to help him wait.

Yeah! Hmmm.

How about...

The Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree!

What's the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree?

Something you're really gonna like

and it'll help you wait.

How?

♪ When you want some chili, On your plate, ♪

♪ You want it now, And you just can't wait. ♪

♪ Just play some music, Sing a song, ♪

♪ We'll help you wait, With a sing-along. ♪

♪ When you sing some songs, You will see, ♪

♪ Waiting can be so easy,

♪ At the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree. ♪

♪ I'll sing along Give it a try, ♪

♪ It's so fun, The time will fly. ♪

♪ Should I check my watch, Or hourglass? ♪

♪ Just sing with us, And time will pass. ♪

♪ When you sing some songs, You will see, ♪

♪ Waiting can be so easy,

♪ At the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree. ♪

♪ At the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree. ♪

[all howl]

Bow wow! That was fun!

Look, Bob Dog, it helped you wait!

Look where the arrow is now!

Yeah! It really did!

Singing a song was super fun

and it kept my mind off you-know-what?

You-know-what-what?

Oh! Did you mean...

-No! -The delicious chili?

Delicious chili?

Mmmhmm!

Ahh! I can't wait anymore.

I want that chili now!

Chili!

No! But Bob Dog, singing helps you wait!

We can just sing another song!

It won't help!

Waiting for something you want is just too hard!

Hmm. Hey! Hey!

How 'bout you tell us how hard it is...

With a song?

Oh! Okay, I'll give it a try.

♪ Chili in the pot, It takes so long, ♪

♪ It makes me want to sing, This lonely, waiting song. ♪

♪ I got the So Hard, Waiting to Chew the Chili Blues. ♪

[sad howls]

♪ I got one desire, Got one goal. ♪

♪ To fill up that chili, In my chili bowl. ♪

♪ I got the So Hard, Waiting to Chew the Chili Blues. ♪

[sad howls]

♪ Waiting is hard!

♪ Waiting is tough!

♪ Waiting makes this dog's life so rough! ♪

♪ I got the So Hard, Waiting to Chew the Chili Blues. ♪

[sad howls]

Hey! You did it, Bob Dog.

Your song helped you wait!

Look!

Bow-wow!

This Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly Waiting Jamboree

really is helping me wait!

Hey-o!

[sniffs]

Do you smell something?

I don't smell anything!

There is absolutely nothing to smell!

Ooh! I smell it.

Ooh! It smells like...

-No, Panda! -Delicious chili!

Chili!

I can't wait anymore! I need that chili now...

...unless we sing another song!

Another song for the Slow-Cook Chili

Super Silly Waiting Jamboree!

Bow wow, let's sing!

♪ Grab your maracas, Give a shake... ♪

♪ And waiting becomes, a piece of cake. ♪

♪ When you play some music And sing a song! ♪

♪ You can wait The whole day long. ♪

♪ When you play and sing, You will see, ♪

♪ Waiting can be so easy,

♪ At the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree. ♪

Yeah!

[sings]

Oh yeah!

[sings]

Woo!

[sings]

[bell dings]

Hee-haw!

[whistles]

Are we playing another song to help me wait?

No, Bob Dog, I'm whistling because the waiting is over!

Does this mean?

Yes!

The chili is ready, and we can eat!

[howls]

I did it! I waited!

Thanks to singing songs and my friends I waited!

Great job, Bob Dog!

Now come on, let's go get some chili!

Chili!

Mmmm, Grampy, your chili looks scrum-diddlee-hee-haw-umptious!

Yeah!

I am so glad I waited!

Aww, thanks, everyone!

I sure hope you enjoy it!

Ow!

The chili's too hot!

Looks like we have to wait a little longer

for it to cool down!

Oh no!

I want to eat chili now!

[Bob Dog] Don't worry, Panda!

I know something that can help you wait.

♪ When the chili comes Out of the pot, ♪

♪ You want to eat, But it's too hot! ♪

♪ Just sing this song! You will see! ♪

♪ Waiting can be so easy!

♪ At the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree! ♪

♪ At the Slow-Cook Chili, Super Silly, Waiting Jamboree! ♪

Now let's eat!

Chili!

Mmm!

Delicious!

This is so good!

Oh wow, Grampy this is the best chili you've ever made.

Thank you!

Hee haw, where is it?

Donkey! Hi!

Can't talk right now, Panda,

I'm looking for something really important.

Something really important?

Oooh!

I can't wait to see something really important!

Come on! Where are ya?

Oh, I gotta find it!

Hee-haw! I found it!

Panda! I found it!

Panda? Where'd you go?

Hi!

Oh! Look!

The official Hoof Dancing Hat!

Hooray!

You found the official Hoof Dancing Hat!

Uh, but what is Hoof Dancing?

Hoof Dancing is a hee hawesome

kind of dancing

with lots of clomps and spins and kicks.

Oh! In fact, Grampy Hodie's a Hoof Dancer.

[Panda] Wow!

Looks like Grampy really knows how to hoof it!

I'm impressed!

Well, you're about to be even more impressed.

Because I, Donkey Hodie, am gonna be a hoof dancer too!

Hm! Now this I gotta see!

Ha! Music!

♪ Kick-kick-clomp-clomp-kick clomp-clomp-kick-kick-kick. ♪

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oof!

Hooray! I love it!

Oh! Did Grampy fall down in his hoof dance too?

No, Grampy, didn't fall down

because he Hoof Danced the right way.

Mine wasn't right, just a big mess!

Oh, I'm sorry, Donkey.

I don't get it!

I'm wearing the official Hoof Dancing hat!

[Panda] Look at this! Grampy's wearing a sparkly bow tie!

If you wanna be a Hoof Dancer,

you gotta wear the sparkly bowtie.

Hee haw! Does that make sense!

I need a sparkly bow tie.

A ha!

Sparkly bow tie!

Now you can do your Hoof Dance!

Right!

Get ready for my Hoof Dancing!

Music!

And...Clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp

and-kick-kick-kick-kick

clomp-clomp-clomp-kick.

Whoa! Ahh!

Hooray!

See!

Now that was some Hoof Dancing!

No, it wasn't, Purple Panda, I'm still not Hoof Dancing!

Why can't I Hoof Dance?

Well, it looked like you may have been

getting a little better...

No, I'm not getting any better.

I'm a terrible Hoof Dancer!

That doesn't make any sense.

You look like a Hoof Dancer!

Why can't you Hoof Dance?

There must be some sort of secret to it.

But what is it?

Hey, Grampy's a Hoof Dancer!

Maybe he knows the secret!

Great idea, Panda pal!

Let's go ask Grampy!

Grampy!

Grampy!

Who's my good boy?

Who's my good Gregory?

Yeah! Aww!

Grampy! Oh Grampy!

I need your help.

I wanna be a great Hoof Dancer just like you.

But, but I can't do it.

Yeah and she's wearing the whole

Hoof Dancing costume and everything.

Well, being able to dance well

has nothing to do with the costume you wear.

Well, that's shocking!

Well, how do you become a great dancer, Grampy!

What's the secret?

♪ When you want to get better

♪ At something new,

♪ I know exactly what to do.

♪ The ingredients are here, it's all you need. ♪

♪ It's my super-secret recipe for how to succeed. ♪

What is the secret recipe, Grampy?

♪ -Step one. -Hey! ♪

♪ Practice

♪ -Step two... -Hey! ♪

♪ Practice some more.

♪ -Step three... -Hey! ♪

♪ Practice.

♪ And soon you'll be dancing across the floor. ♪

Oh, okay.

So, just uh, practice?

Yep!

That's when you do something over and over again

until you can do it very easily.

So maybe if I practice the Hoof Dancing moves,

and do them over and over again,

I'll get better at it and become a real Hoof Dancer!

♪ Yes!

♪ Do something once, Do it twice and then, ♪

♪ Do it over and over and over again, ♪

♪ You practice and practice and then surprise, ♪

♪ You'll get better after lots of tries! ♪

What are the moves, Grampy?

What do we have to practice?

Glad you asked, granddaughter!

Practice this clomp!

♪ Clomp! Clomp!

♪ Clomp-clomp-clomp!

♪ Clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp- clomp-clomp! ♪

Practice this spin!

♪ Spin spin!

♪ Spin-spin-spin!

♪ Spin-spin-spin-spin-spin!

Practice this Kick!

♪ Kick kick!

♪ Kick-kick-kick!

♪ Kick-kick-kick-kick-kick!

♪ Do it over and over and over some more, ♪

♪ Each time will be better than the one before. ♪

♪ Donkey, my dear, Just listen to me, ♪

♪ And follow my secret recipe! ♪

♪ Step one.

♪ Practice

♪ Step two...

♪ Practice some more.

♪ Step three...

♪ Practice.

♪ And soon you'll be dancing across the floor. ♪

Practice!

Thank you, Grampy!

Aww.

Now I know exactly what to do!

Good luck, Donkey Hodie!

Okay!

Ready to practice my clomps!

Okay, people, clomping practice is about to begin.

Places please!

Here we go!

♪ Clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp- clomp-clomp! ♪

You just clomped on my big toesie.

Oh, oh, Panda, I'm so sorry.

It's okay. My big toesie's tough.

I can't do it.

Sure, you can Donkey.

Don't give up.

Okay, I'll practice some more.

-Clomp-Clomp! -Whoa-whoa-wait.

Let me just get to a safe, no-clomping zone.

Moving to a safe, no-clomping zone!

Here we go.

Clomp! Clomp!

Clomp! Clomp! Clomp!

Clomp! Clomp! Clomp! Clomp! Clomp!

Clo- Oh, that's not it.

I know it's hard, Donkey!

But you can do this!

You just gotta keep practicing over and over again,

like Grampy said.

Yeah! Over and over again.

Yeah! Yeah.

Okay, Donkey Hodie.

You can do this.

Clomp! Clomp!

Clomp...

Clomp! Clomp! Clomp-clomp-clomp clomp...

Clomp! Clomp! Clomp! Clomp...

Clomp! Clomp! Clomp!

Clomp-clomp-clomp- clomp-clomp!

Clomp! Clomp! Clomp-clomp-clomp!

Clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp! Clomp!

[Panda] Nice job, Donkey!

You got better and better with every try!

You're a real Hoof Dancer now!

Not yet I'm not.

I still have to practice my spins.

Oh right! The spins! Of course!

Okay now, people,

spin practice is about to begin!

Places, please!

Here I go!

Wait, Donkey! Come back!

Ahh!

Look out!

Ow, you spun on my big toe!

Oh, I'm so sorry, Panda.

It's okay. He's tough.

I thought I could spin like a Hoof Dancer,

but I lost control.

It's ok, Donkey,

I'm sure you'll be better the next time.

Remember what Grampy sang!

I should keep practicing?

Yup! Over and over and over again.

Okay then, here I go!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-wait!

Let me just move to a safe, no-spinning zone.

-Okay? -Okay.

Okay, people, I am moving myself

to a safe, no-spinning zone!

Spin! Spin!

Spin...

Spin! Spin!

Spin! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Spin-spin!

Spin-spin-spin!

Spin-spin-spin-spin!

Spin-spin!

Hey! Hey, it's true.

The more I practice, the better I get.

You can spin just like Grampy.

You're a real Hoof Dancer, now!

Almost, but I still have to practice my kicks.

Oh! Wait... One moment...

Let me just get into a safe no-kicking zone.

Okay, people, kicking practice is about to begin.

And kick!

Ahh!

Oof! Owie!

You kicked right on my big toe, Donkey!

Oh, I'm so sorry, Panda!

It's okay. Tough toe! Remember?

But I know what I have to do,

practice some more!

Yep, over and over again.

But, let me just go get to a safe, no-kicking zone.

Ahh. Okay, people, just moving to a safe, no-kicking zone!

And kick- Ooh, ha! My nose!

Kick-kick!

Kick-kick-kick!

Kick-kick-kick-kick...

Kick-kick!

Kick-kick-kick!

Kick-kick-kick-kick!

Kick-Kick!

Hooray! You did it, Donkey!

You practiced the dance moves

and now you're a real Hoof Dancer!

I gotta show Grampy!

Copy that, calling Grampy...

Grampy!

Grampy?

Hee-haw-Howdy, what's all the hullabaloo?

Oh, Grampy, I practiced a lot just like you said,

and now I can Hoof Dance!

Watch!

Clomp! Clomp!

Clomp-clomp-clomp!

Clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp! Clomp!

Spin-spin!

Spin-spin-spin!

Spin-spin-spin-spin-spin! Spin!

Kick-kick!

Kick-kick-kick!

Kick-kick-kick-kick-kick! Kick!

Whoa, oof!

Oh no! Donkey! Are you okay?

I'm okay, Panda!

I just have to keep on practicing.

Aww! That's my little Donkaroo!

Come dance with me, Gramparooni!

Oh! Okay! Places, everyone!

Okay, everybody!

Grampy is gonna dance with Donkey!

♪ Clomp! Clomp!

♪ Clomp-clomp-clomp!

♪ Clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp-clomp! Clomp! ♪

[both laugh]



(Giggles)
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