02x03 - Speedy Delivery/Ruff Night

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.
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02x03 - Speedy Delivery/Ruff Night

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♪♪

Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie!

Donkey Hodie: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Purple Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw!

♪♪

♪♪

Donkey: [into the walkie-talkie] Donkey to Grampy.

Come in, Grampy.

Grampy Hodie: Oh, hey there, my little Donkaroo!

Donkey: I found your glasses!

Grampy: Oh, thank you!

Could you please bring them over right away?

I need to read Gregory his favorite story,

"Cinderelephant"!

Donkey: [giggles] I'll be right there, Grampy.

Grampy: Uh, you won't forget?

Donkey: I won't forget.

When I need to remember something,

I just say it out loud, over and over!

Like this! [clears her throat]

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Grampy: Now, that's using your little Donkaroo noodle!

See you soon!

Donkey: Bye, Grampy! [giggles]

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

[chanting] Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Grampy's glasses to-

Hi, Turtle-Lou!

Turtle-Lou: Oh! Donkey: What's all this?

Turtle-Lou: Oh, Speedy Delivery, Donkey Hodie!

This is my Speedy Delivery Service.

Oh, I've always dreamed of being a Speedy Delivery turtle,

and that's why I moved to Someplace Else.

Donkey: Well, you ARE the fastest runner I know.

Turtle-Lou: And there's no Speedy Delivery Service here.

I'm going to deliver things fast, fast, fast!

♪ If there's anything you want, ♪

♪ If there's anything you need, ♪

♪ Turtle-Lou's Delivery will deliver it with speed. ♪

♪ Yes, our Speedy Delivery is a speedy delivery... ♪

♪ A Speedy Delivery for you!

So, do you need a Speedy Delivery, Donkey?

Donkey: Hmm.

Well, I was just taking these glasses to Grampy.

Turtle-Lou: Ooh!

I can do that!

I'm really fast! Donkey: Hmm.

Grampy does need them right away...

okay! [giggles]

Turtle-Lou: Alrighty!

Speedy Delivery!

Done!

Donkey: [amazed] That was FAST!

Turtle-Lou: [gasp] Wow!

My very first Speedy Delivery!

Grampy: [on walkie talkie] Grampy to Donkey.

Donkey: Hello, this is Donkey.

Grampy: Oh, hey my little Donkaroo,

please thank Turtle-Lou for the Speedy Delivery!

He left before I could thank him!

Buh-bye! Donkey: Bye, Grampy!

[to Turtle-Lou] Grampy says thank you!

This is such a hee-hawesome service,

Turtle-Lou!

I bet you'll have lots of customers soon.

I'm gonna find something else for you to deliver!

Turtle-Lou: Oh, thank you so much, Donkey Hodie!

Uh, Speedy Delivery!

Panda: Turtle-Lou!

Hiii! [giggles]

Donkey told me about your new Speedy Delivery Service!

Oh, uh, could you take this purple hat

to Stanley the Dragon?

Turtle-Lou: Mm-hmm. Panda: He needs it for a costume

RIGHT AWAY!

Turtle-Lou: Oh well, Speedy Delivery, Panda!

Panda: [giggles] Hey-ooo!

Thank you, Turtle-Lou!

Turtle-Lou: Speedy Deli--

Harriett Elizabeth Cow: Oh, Turtle-Lou!

I would looove a Speedy Delivery!

Could you please deliver this music box to Duck Duck?

I made it just for her.

It plays "quacksical" music!

Get a load of this.

[box plays soothing tune, duck quacks]

Harriett: Mmm, can't wait for her to hear it!

Turtle-Lou: Well, Speedy Delivery,

Harriett Elizabeth Cow.

Harriett: Ooh thank you, my turtle friend.

Turtle-Lou: Speedy Delivery!

[to himself] Now I have two Speedy Deliveries to make!

Speedy Delivery!

Penguin: Squibbit Squibbit!

Squibbit!

Turtle-Lou: [translating] You need this ice

delivered to your cousin, Philomena Penguin?

Penguin: Squibbit!

Turtle-Lou: Oh, okay. Speedy Delivery, squibbit.

Donkey: Turtle-Lou! Turtle-Lou!

I found something else for you to deliv...ver.

Oh!

It looks like you already have lots of things to deliver.

Hmm, a bone for Bob Dog can wait.

Turtle-Lou: Well, there's no waiting

with my Speedy Delivery Service, Donkey!

I can deliver the bone too!

And FAST!

Donkey: Are you sure?

Turtle-Lou: Does a turtle have a shell?

[shell warbles]

Donkey: Well, yes but--

Turtle-Lou: Alrighty, well, Speedy Delivery!

Donkey: Ha! Thank you, Turtle-Lou!

♪♪

Turtle-Lou: Speedy Delivery!

Duck Duck: Ah, what a lovely day.

[confused] What what?

Bob Dog: [humming]

Turtle-Lou: [calling out] Speedy Delivery!

[box plays soothing tune, duck quacks]

♪♪

Stanley the Dragon: [dramatically] To be a dragon,

or not to be a dragon...

That is the--

Turtle-Lou: Speedy Delivery!

Stanley: Hm?

[shivering] Brrrrrr.

Philomena Penguin: Squibbit. Squibbit.

Turtle-Lou: [calling out] Speedy Delivery!

Philomena: Squibbit?

Squibbit?

Stanley: [shivering] Brrrrrr.

To bbbbee a dragon

or nnnot to bbbbeeee a dragon

that is the quest... Brrr...

Harriett: Hey!

There's been a mistake. Panda: Something's wrong!

Duck Duck: I'll say! Bob Dog: Aroooo!

Turtle-Lou: [concerned] Oh, oh, you all seem

a little bit upset!

Duck Duck: Yeah, you could say that again

Panda: We ARE upset! Harriett: And confused!

Duck Duck: And sad. Bob Dog: Aroooooo!

Donkey: Okay, now. One at a time!

Duck Duck: Uh, so Turtle-Lou,

could you tell me why did you deliver this dog bone to me?

I mean I know some ducks might enjoy playing with dog bones,

but this duck... not so much.

Bob Dog: You lucky duck!

Cause I got this quacking music box!

Harriett: Hmm, wait a minute.

I made that music box for Duck Duck!

Turtle-Lou: Ohhhh.

Duck Duck: What? For me?

Aww, Thanks Harriett!

I love quacksical music! Yeah!

Donkey: [giggling] Bob Dog, the bone is for you!

From me!

Bob Dog: [howling in delight] Arooooo!

Thank you, Donkey Hodie!

I can't wait to bury it!

Stanley: Brrrrrr.

Panda: Umm...Stanley,

eh, why do you have a big block of ice on your head?

Stanley: [shivering] I thought it was a hat!

You said you were sending me a hat, Purple Panda. Brrrr.

Panda: But, I did send you a hat, Stanley.

Philomena: Squibbit.

Squibbit.

Panda: And there it is!

Philomena: Squibbit! Squibbit!

Donkey: I think the block of ice is for Philomena.

Philomena: Squibbit! Squibbit!

Turtle-Lou: Oh, I am really, really sorry, everyone.

Looks like I may have made a mistake or two...

or three...or-

Donkey: That's okay, Turtle-Lou.

Everyone can just take what belongs to them.

Turtle-Lou: [stricken] But...

then I won't be able to deliver them!

[dreamily] I've always DREAMED

of being a Speedy Delivery turtle!

Donkey: That's why he moved here.

All: [understanding]

Duck Duck: Yes. Harriett: Ohhhh. I get it.

Donkey: Then you can try again, Turtle-Lou!

Right, everybody?

All: Right! Of course!

Bob Dog: Oh yeah, ya know everyone makes mistakes...

Harriett: Mmm! I always say, if you don't get it right

the first time, ya gotta keep on trying!

That's what I do.

Duck Duck: Mm-hmm. Turtle-Lou: Wow.

You Someplace Else folks are wonderful!

I am so glad I moved here.

All: Aww. Duck Duck: That's nice.

Kay kay, so why don't we all go home

and wait for our deliveries, huh?

All: Okay! Bye! See you soon!

Donkey: Bye! Turtle-Lou: Speedy Delivery!

Donkey: I know you'll get it right this time, Turtle-Lou.

Believe it!

Turtle-Lou: Oh, but what if I mix everything up again,

Donkey Hodie?

The problem is there are so many things to deliver,

I can't remember who gets what.

Donkey: Don't worry, Turtle-Lou.

I, Donkey Hodie, will help you remember!

Turtle-Lou: Aww, that is awfully nice of you, Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: [thinking] Hmm.

When I want to remember something,

I say it over and over.

Like this: Grampy's Glasses to Grampy.

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Grampy's glasses to Grampy.

Turtle-Lou: Oh, I see.

So, I just need to say, um, bone for Bob Dog

and, uh, music box for Duck Duck

and, uh, purple hat for Stanley the Dragon.

Hmm.

Donkey: And don't forget ice for Philomena Penguin!

Turtle-Lou: Oh.

There are just so many things to remember.

I'm not sure just saying them will help me, Donkey Hodie.

Donkey: Hmm. I'm sure there's a way

that will work for you, Turtle-Lou!

Hmm.

Think, Donkey Hodie, think! Hmm.

[gasp] Sometimes, I don't just say

something out loud, I sing it!

[clears her throat] ♪ Grampy's glasses to Grampy!

♪ Grampy's glasses to Grampy!

What if you sang it to the tune

of your Speedy Delivery song to remember it all?

Turtle-Lou: Oh! I can try that!

Uh, let's see...

[clears his throat]

[singing to its tune] ♪ Take the big bone to Bob Dog

Ah? Donkey: Yeah!

Turtle-Lou: ♪ The music box to Duck Duck, ♪

Hm? Donkey: Uh huh!

Turtle-Lou: Uhh...

♪ Stanley gets the purple hat,

♪ And... Philomena gets the ice... ♪

Like that, Donkey?

Donkey: You got it, Turtle-Lou!

Turtle-Lou: Oh, thank you, Donkey Hodie!

Speedy Delivery!

♪ Take the big bone to Bob Dog, ♪

♪ Take the music box to Duck Duck, ♪

♪ Stanley gets the purple hat, Philomena gets the ice. ♪

♪ Take the big bone to Bob Dog, ♪

Speedy Delivery!

Bob Dog: Bow-woweeeee!

Turtle-Lou: ♪ And the music box to Duck Duck, ♪

Duck Duck: Woah. Woah.

Hey, hey!

[box plays soothing tune, duck quacks]

Woah, yeah.

That's good stuff.

Turtle-Lou: ♪ Stanley gets the purple hat... ♪

Stanley: [serious, dramatic] To be a dragon in a purple hat

or not to be a dragon in a purple hat...

that is the question!

Turtle-Lou: [shivering] ♪ Phi-phi-philomena

needs the i-ii-i--i-ice.

Philomena: [gasps] Ha!

Squibbit!

[humming]

Turtle-Lou: Done!

Donkey: Now, that's what I call a Speedy Delivery!

Turtle-Lou: [giggles] Oh, thank you.

And singing everything out loud over and over again

really helped me to remember.

So, thank you, Donkey Hodie.

Donkey: You're welcome!

You're the hee-hawesomest delivery turtle

Someplace Else has ever had!

Turtle-Lou: [gasp] It's a dream come true!

Say it with me?

Turtle-Lou/Donkey: Speedy Delivery!

O C♪♪

Bob Dog: [humming]

[knock on door]

Who is it?

Donkey/Panda: It's the super duper sleepover crew!

Bob Dog: [excited] Donkey and Panda!

Come on in!

Donkey: [giggle] Let the super duper sleepover begin!

Panda: Hey-o!

Bob Dog: Bow-wowee!

Background Singers: ♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Fun fun fun Fun fun fun fun fun fun! ♪

♪ Sleepover

♪ Fun fun fun Fun fun fun fun fun fun! ♪

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ We're gonna have a sleepover and have lots of fun. ♪

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Then go to sleep when the moon is out ♪

♪ and wake up with the sun.

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ We're gonna have a sleepover and have lots of fun. ♪

♪ Oh, sleepover!

♪ Fun fun fun fun fun!

Panda/Donkey/Bob Dog: Super duper sleepover!

[giggles] Yeah!

Panda: Okay, I think we did everything

on our super duper sleepover list!

Donkey: Hee-haw! That was great!

Now all we have left is to go to...

Bob Dog/Panda: [snoring]

Donkey: ...sleep.

[giggles] Okay!

[snoring continues]

[sighs]

Bob Dog: [whimpering]

Ahh! Huh? Huh? Huh?

Panda: Wha- I'm up!

Wha- Donkey?

Why aren't you sleeping?

Donkey: Oh, it's hard for me to go from having so much fun

to going to sleep-- my brain is still wide awake!

Panda: Really?

Donkey: Hey, maybe I couldn't sleep

because I'm not at home

and I haven't done my bedtime routine.

Panda: What? Bob Dog: Huh?

Donkey: Yeah. Every night I do the exact same things

before I go to bed,

and it helps me relax so I can sleep.

I start with brushing my teeth...

[gasps] That's it!

Of course I can't sleep!

My mouth still tastes all popcorn-y. Blah.

Panda: Ooh yeah, mine too. Bob Dog: Mm-hmm.

Panda: I don't usually go to asleep before brushing my teeth.

Bob Dog: Yeah, well, uh toothbrushes, ahoy!

♪♪

Donkey: Hmm, this toothpaste is different than mine--

veggie flavored?

Bob Dog: Yrmmph! Rrt's mrrrellrr ggredter!

Panda: Mmrph rrnrmrrph mphmmm, mrommnn.

Donkey: Really? Okay.

It's not what I'm used to...

I use minty toothpaste in my bedtime routine.

But I can change it this once. It could be fun.

[giggles]

Yrrphm mmmmrnerrr!

Mrummmmph! Mhmm!

All: Mmrph rrnrmrrph mphmmm, mrommnn.

Donkey: Itsh good!

All: Mmrph rrnrmrrph mphmmm, mrommnn.

Panda: Great idea, Donkey.

Now I'm really ready for sleep.

Donkey: [giggles] Yeah!

Now that we've brushed our teeth,

I'm feeling more relaxed.

I bet now I can go to...

Bob Dog/Panda: [snoring]

Donkey: ...sleep. [giggles]

[yawns and sighs]

[whispering] Mmm, veggie toothpaste...

Panda: [giggles]

Donkey: [whispering/revving up] Aaaand sleep.

Aaaaaand sleep, Donkey.

Panda: [laughs]

Bob Dog I'm up! I'm up! Panda: Woah!

Panda: Oh no.

I was just having a great dream

about racing Penguin Referee on our motorcycles.

Oh, I gotta get back to sleep and see who wins.

Bob Dog: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: I sure wish I could get to sleep.

I think the veggie toothpaste is just too different.

And it's keeping me awake.

Bob Dog: Yeah, that sounds ruff.

Panda: Yeah, how can we to help, Donkey?

Donkey: Hmm.

Well we just did the first part of my routine...

maybe I need to do the next step to help me feel sleepy.

After I brush my teeth,

I snuggle my favorite stuffie, Amazing Radish.

[gasp] Of course I couldn't fall asleep yet...

I haven't tucked in Radish.

I'll get her...

Radish?

Amazing Radish? Where are you?

Oh no! She's not here.

I forgot to pack her!

What am I gonna do?!

Bob Dog: Well, I have plenty of stuffies,

you can borrow one of mine.

They're so snuggly.

Donkey: Oh thanks, but I always sleep with Amazing Radish.

I'm not sure if a different stuffie will work...

Bob Dog: But take a look at what I've got.

Let's see. Oh!

Little bear?

Donkey: Hmm, nah.

Bob Dog: Ooo, giant hamster?

Donkey: No, thank you.

Bob Dog: Narwhal in a tutu?

Donkey: Yes! That's the one.

Bob Dog: Great!

Wally the Narwhal is the perfect snugglebuddy.

Donkey: Okay, here we go...

[sighs]

Bob Dog/Panda: [snoring]

Donkey: Well, Panda and Bob Dog are definitely asleep...

Maybe I'll be asleep any minute now.

♪♪

[sighs]

Nope. I'm still awake.

Wally, you don't really fit

into my elbow the way that Radish does,

maybe I just need to adjust you- Ow!

Panda: I'm awake! Bob Dog: I'm up, I'm up!

Panda: Oh no, Donkey, you're still awake?

Bob Dog: Wally isn't working?

Donkey: Oh no, Wally's great,

it's just that...

Oh, I miss Amazing Radish,

and everything just feels so, so, so different.

At my house,

I always do the same things every night before bed,

but, but now my my toothpaste is different,

and, and my, my stuffie is different,

and I'm feeling so, so frustrated!

[grunts]

Panda: Oh, I totally get it, Donkey...

I have a routine too when I go to the park.

Donkey: You do?

Panda: Oh, yeah.

I always stretch out before skateboarding

so I can do all of my best skateboarding tricks.

I'd be really upset if I couldn't do that.

Bob Dog: Yeah, and I have a routine before I eat.

I always take a deep breath in...

[takes a deep breath in]

...and a deep bark out.

Baaaarrrkk.

Yeah, it helps me digest.

Panda: Ah, very smart.

Bob Dog: Well, it works!

Donkey: Wow! So, so we all have routines.

Bob Dog: Mm-hmm. For other things...

Panda: Yeah, and other places.

Donkey: Other things...

other places...

[gasp] Tonight, I'm in another place.

Maybe the things in my routine weren't working

because I'm trying to fall asleep someplace new

and those are for my home.

Bob Dog: Oh, yeah.

Donkey: So maybe I need to do new things in a new place

and make a whole new routine.

Panda: A super duper sleepover routine.

Bob Dog: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Well, uh, what'll it be, Donkey Hodie?

Donkey: Well, it's gotta be something

that helps me get ready for bed and relax,

so I can fall asleep.

Donkey/Panda/Bob Dog: Hmm.

Donkey: Think, Donkey Hodie, think!

Mmm. Oh! Oh! Oh, okay!

Maybe I could use parts of your routines.

Panda: You could do my stretches.

Bob Dog: Yeah, and my deep breaths and deep barks.

Donkey: And maybe I could sing a lullaby!

Singing always helps me relax.

Panda: Oh yeah!

And we can do them all, one after another,

and then the whole routine can make us sleepier and sleepier.

Bob Dog: Yeah! Woo, I can't wait.

Donkey: Let's do it.

I, Donkey Hodie, will try a whole new bedtime routine...

[giggles] ...just for tonight.

[giggles]

♪♪

Bob Dog: Ah, ok.

Let's start with a deep breath in...

All: [breathe in deeply]

Bob Dog: ...and a deep bark out.

All: Baaarrrrkkkkk.

Panda: Okay, now let's stretch our bodies out, nice and long.

And stretch...

Bob Dog: Strreettcchhh.

All: Ahhh.

Bob Dog: And another deep breath in...

All: [breathe in deeply]

Bob Dog: ...and a deep bark out.

All: Baaarrrrkkkkk.

Donkey: [yawning] Oh, this is different,

but it feels really nice...

and relaaaaxing. Ahhh.

Ready for a lullaby, Wally?

♪ Sometimes it's hard to sleep

♪ in a different bed,

♪ An unfamiliar pillow

♪ Underneath your head.

♪ It's a different lullaby

♪ from the one you always sing. ♪

♪ But it's okay, just remember ♪

♪ this one little thing--

♪ Even if you're far from home tonight, ♪

♪ You're still sleeping under the same starlight. ♪

♪ It's the same moon, in the same sky, ♪

♪ So rest your head, and close your eyes. ♪

♪ When you can't do all the things ♪

♪ that you normally do,

♪ It can feel really good to try something new. ♪

♪ Sing a new lullaby

♪ and hug a new friend. [giggles]

♪ It'll all be okay,

♪ cause in the end--

♪ Even if you're far from home tonight, ♪

♪ You're still sleeping under the same starlight. ♪

♪ It's the same moon, in the same sky, ♪

♪ So rest your head, and close your eyes. ♪

♪ You are safe and sound under the same moon beam, ♪

♪ As you fall asleep and dream. ♪

♪ As you fall asleep annnnd...

[yawns]

Bob Dog: [gasp] Hey look, it worked!

Panda: Wow,

this is the best super duper sleepo-

All: [snoring]

♪♪

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