03x05 - Mission Improbable

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pretty rough never loses the Rockman

collar collar is a priceless bedroom

don't you let their collar here yes

blossom oh that's a bill for a fortune

cookie fortune extractor see you put

your fortune cookie here you press this

button and check stuck um where did I

get the money to buy it um um I I did

something awful I pawned the Ruffman

family dog collar oh yes with this

paycheck I can call the pawn shop and

buy that collar back what the pawn shop

has already sold the Commodore somebody

else oh now I'll never get that collar

back my ancestors are gonna haunt me in

my dreams forever yellow representative

from a secret government agency

why Rothman family collar is being used

by a notorious international spy for

evil follow oh this is awful

don't worry I'll send six of my finest

agents to fix it

life was missing its mystique my squeaky

toys is lost their sweet and then out of

the blue I saw the phone and bam my

destiny was calling me

d*ck my vision for a show they loved it

but I was a pro they got my contract

back to find two very armed a dog inside

oh I like that

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didn't wait to renovate town six

contestants over great now I'm on the

road to fame I've got a game show and

Damon it's very catchy it won't stop the

tongue

don't tell me what we can casting here

from the contestants down a recorder is

a wind instrument a tape recorder is a

device for preserving sound and upset

you can play to post-install day she

says can only chug along with oh I'm not

sure if that rules out chainsaws or just

flaming torches first time

how much the electronic book well in

fact we're a comic book Kenan Kaman all

on a plastic cover and stylist

alphabetically

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when she grows up she wants to be a

novelist it was a dark and stormy night

for Noelle

for a favorite place in the world a very

particular ice cream shop I don't know

where it is but I said it's a rocky road

to get there

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when ordering vegetables no okra or

piece when ordering seafood have a

lobster DJ let's get an update on the

scores Varsha has brought the sixth

place with 215 points Sammy's out of a

cellar she's in fifth with 235 points

Jay has dropped two points length is 270

points PJ's up the third with 275 points

Noel holds on the second with 280 points

and Sam holds on to first place with 315

points hello and welcome to fair Allen a

game show this is what it is no secrets

here just straight-up unsuspicious fun

yes are you hiding something from the

hiding but me darth nihilus stick right

to the challenges and the first one is

challenge number one okay

actually all six of you are going on

this challenge yeah it's a really

interesting one involving a tennis

racket no oh yeah real big wanna

trampoline ah touch of course there's a

cat why there's a cat it's caught the

tree you need to get it down huh purple

but fun oh and you'll be going on an

unmarked plane to an undisclosed

location right or the cat with a cat now

if you'll look in the wagon and on the

shelf but you're going to retrieve your

important I mean it's not important at

all it's just and I say that were

important except you know where them

they're important they're their outfit I

mean just removing a cat from a tree

outfit and also some totally non

misleading instructions and plane

tickets so well if you would are in the

mailbox so J Sam Sammy Noel harsh

a bunch this average run-of-the-mill

challenge I love a very precious things

they are okay here's the deal

collide to my ventures oh I know you're

not supposed to lie but in the

intelligence business you are supposed

to lie so technically uncovered but I

feel terrible about it anyway

apparently an international conspiracy

has been buying abused dog collars like

this one too very secret messages from

one engine to another so I'm sending the

fetchers out to get the collar back from

an enemy operatives but hey in addition

to my fetchers lives up to 100 points

are at stake is a triumph tally

so let's check in on them now tickle my

fetchers

so three propellers what year is it

there they go they have no idea what

they're getting into

I feel awful I got to tell them the

truth here oh hey not supposed to use a

phone play I'm skating I called you guys

remember I told you I you had to get a

cat down from a tree I was less than

truthful about that you're actually

going on a secret mission to achieve the

whuppin family dog collar from enemy

operative and master of disguise tell

mom sewed in his country has good gold

this is secret stuff Thatcher's only the

six of you can know about this and

everybody watching at home of course

let's keep it a secret anyway under the

seat in front of you I need you to find

a dossier okay so top secret out your

dossier has all the details when you

land go straight to the bus station and

look for the Mendez's player he will

intelligence officers I have no idea

what you'll be doing but it will be

super secretive this message will

self-destruct in five seconds

providing you carrot

good they made it to the bus station it

should look for the people that were in

that picture

a lot of suspicious-looking people here

whoo the Mendez's oh good they found him

I think we're looking for you we can't

talk here go someplace safe to talk

catchers you've been sent here today for

a very important mission should you

choose to accept it

my name is Johnny Mendez and I was an

intelligence officer for the United

States government for 27 years Wow 27

years my husband Tony Mendez also worked

for the US government an operative in

the field 25 years well your cover's

blown now we've been talking to your

friend ruff and he has told us about his

precious family dog collar that has

fallen into the hand

mr. kennel cough your mission fetchers

is to get that collar back we need to

train or something we're going to have

to teach you some of the skills that

intelligence officers use when they're

working in the field wow you're getting

intelligent training for real secret

agents one of the first things we have

to do is intelligence officers just to

make sure that our meetings are kept

secret the enemy might have come in here

and planted bugs bugs no not that kind

of bug Chet shoo that outside please it

could be the telephone it could be even

a light bulb I might even have a bug

hidden in my shoe in your shoe would you

believe in my fact to exchange

information with another agent is to do

something called a pass it can be a bag

it could be a piece of paper so anybody

on the street they don't really see

anything they see two people but they

switch bags that's a good way to

transfer information you think kennel

cough is passing messages with my collar

we're going to break you into two teams

DJ Danny and Sam you're going to learn

how to decode messages

okay well Carson you're going to learn

about chemistry wait a minute

what does chemistry have to do with this

I want to welcome you to the IOA the

intelligence operatives Academy you

ready to learn some code breaking yeah

using ciphers and codes is one of the

primary tools of an espionage officer we

have something called cypher wheels

looks like a bull's-eye you have to turn

the outer letter A and put it next to

the inner letter S once you have that

then you can read the message because if

a is f then M is what what is equal R

what is L equal here what is the in T so

you've got a word already dressed ours

by also two O's as you spend and B see

what we got no one but no one that's the

code of the Espionage officer you don't

trust anyone there are people around you

always trying to learn your secrets just

like you're trying to learn their

secrets seriously trust no one

I mean you know I can see not trusting

blossom certainly not chatting no way

Murray but grandma Ruffman now here are

some examples of secret writings using

ordinary chemicals secret writing okay

this is milk and lemon juice that has

been used as a secret ink and the way

you bring those up is by using can't

recall the Scorch method let's go over

here to the hot iron

Oh once all right what's happening when

you paint the message on is that when

you apply heat to it that part that's

going to scorch first so why would you

use like milk or lemon carry the message

because there are items that you can get

fairly easily no matter where you are so

what is all this chemistry have to do

with your trying to catch Kendall coffin

and locate the dog collar we got to see

a report this kennel cough is

communicating with ink made from baking

soda baking soda that looks like the

baking soda these are sample messages

written with baking soda so we're going

to try see if we can bring up to any

message here oh I get it

messages are written with invisible ink

made from baking soda pretty sneaky

kennel cough you know the difference

between acid and base in chemistry a

base is something like baking soda and

as it would be like lemon juice or

orange juice or citrus nicely done J the

acids like lemon juice they have kind of

a pucker factor in the base or alkaline

materials feel kind of slippery they're

a little more solid and taste bitter

they tend to react with each other

because they're sort of chemical

opposites they make a really good two

component secret ink what the egg goes

down but it needs the other component in

order to come up one of the things we

know is that certain acids and certain

bases and a reaction with each other the

color will change as possible that we

could test several of these liquids on a

base written message and see if we can

get a color shift okay the kids are

going to test different things to see if

they could find anything that will react

with the baking soda ink and reveal the

secret message since the baking soda is

a base they might want to pick an acid

to test or do we have rubbing alcohol I

mean I'll go I'm gonna say I'm sorry

all-purpose cleaner

I want to test the lip balm because it's

like different from all the other it's

oily and it is not much liquid in it

maybe strike and habitus I'm pretty

positive that face yeah yeah and acid

also grape juice because it's got the

fruit women but start acting okay like

oily and it's just like sticking it's

not working now I don't see a reaction

yeah I'm ignorant

okay nothing is just there no reaction

let's write something else let's have a

great dinner I agree I think it was no

God cool why are you stopping I think

it's just probably just ordering ran and

ran so it works and really want to lose

all right that must be my little agent

speak things are the bass bass bass and

this is an answer so that one more

method the letters are like greens you

know I think it's because of the

reaction with that acid in the bass and

it changes the color action

so there's your two component chemistry

all right NY reduces the way to uncover

our baking soda message means oh oh it's

not a real one oh okay fetchers we're

talking about this guy and we're talking

about cover oh boy the guy's fine you

have to have in your pocket beep saber

says who you are if traveling overseas

it would be a passport for the purposes

of this operation it's going to be a

business card I think you've all spotted

some identity that you'd like to assume

there one second guys some of those

fetchers I can easily pass and there we

go rock it out with John King that's a

good

these are bearing on the halfpipe the

academy award goes to Cynthia darling

four six eight Silas Flint will

investigate

you've got the basketball course no rock

in the hole it's very suitable that's

very French looking smile snaps hey

don't forget your spy backside guys lots

of cool gadgets in there might be useful

it's time for your mission okay my spies

are really blending in with their

surroundings the thing they were trained

in espionage you're going to bring back

ruffs precious dog collar

remember that asian kennel cough he's

been seen on these streets with dogs

what he's using poor innocent dogs to

pass messages they probably don't even

know they're being used for evil I have

the first clue for the team that did the

code we're gonna follow the instructions

good luck sir yes okay team here's the

second clue get out there and get that

dog collar back and remember if you have

to do a pass do it at the corner of

eight and a half at the fire hydrant

good team chemistry made it to the cafe

don't we under special orders while you

get a bite a to cap it either

I'm hiding I'll be your waitress for

today here's the menus for you guys to

look at be sure to read between the

lines because there might be something

special in there for you

wait wait a minute he just wait what

Cossacks she's a double agent working

both sides to try to help us Sam see we

still got the tuna melt

remember what Tony's lady said kennel

cough communicating with ink made from

baking soda booster thank you thank you

a lot of groups coming right up to go to

some classified information that is

newsworthy speaking outside includes

like a new station in the classified

section to come in my session right I

think we definitely should go find a

favor stand up on dark Hall friends and

family heirloom we'll dispose of what if

not satisfied you can yam today 2:00

p.m. but where is it going to be three

glasses of fresh grape juice we got a

great juice off please let me know if

you need anything else all right Andy

hey I'll make a mess minutes there

decoding yes the grape juice is

activated the baking soda message whoa

they decoded a secret message from

kennel cough says to go to the

marketplace how the other team right let

me write it down pedal car for the

morning plugs at 2:00 p.m.

oh let me get my dog color back yet

powerful that ball is the cool stuff in

that backpack hello Johnny

to Iowa headquarters the other team

figured out where kennel cough is going

to be next if they know the location and

you know the time you need to do with

that right very good

we're going to have an information

exchange an actual path there's three

TANF and changed us a casual drop and

here comes Sam with his inflatable

guitar he doesn't stick out at all put

my bag down here no way I think I'll

just take my backpack

oh I seem to have left my back on this

fire hundred there we go the same exact

bag all right guys assume duck we need

to be at the marketplace

all right cool conclusion marketplace

for Kinkos gonna be okay

there was a nice tip we have the time we

have a place marketplace at two o'clock

to a kennel clubs going to stressor we

are mentioning up the pension now baby

now back in the spine come on trench

coat hat glasses kennel cough they found

him

yeah sorry I can't pop at all where's my

collar

this is IOA headquarters - yes miss k*ll

cops we heard that he might be in his

office just all to have to pass through

a dark tunnel to get there no no my god

- be sure to shed your disguises Friday

night here no security camera

Ketel goes go see them let the cameras

system shut down a 20 volt does that

mean the camera shut off

I don't want Kendall come to see them

coming we have to get orders blossom I

am NOT an electrician okay what are they

doing putting in fuses to make the

voltage add up to more than 20 and

that'll shut the cameras off where did

you because a different voltage okay

it's got to add up to 20 K reduce now

one

he reported down Thanks

come on guys hurry hurry you have to

catch kettles boss before he leaves his

office office wall oh no the doors

locked

um look at your backpacks see if there's

anything you could use over the door

open your helmet wait a cold trigger

device really wow the Mendez is really

know how to equip their agent but that

cost a couple of bucks quick I want to

quote break your backhand to the keypad

on the door Oh guys mister my dad where

is he guys there's a safe way to my

chocolates of the study get parently

spinning it right a bunch of times it's

not in the trick ya need to figure out

where we work with the rotation I got it

I got one

how do you know after you get all these

little divots facing the wheels they

push toward it and stall nice job J now

you have just three more locks to figure

out hurry

listen to this I have to go in the

genders assume you back at 2:00 p.m. as

when we were supposed to be the

marketplace writer they were supposed to

meet kennel cough at 2:00 p.m. okay

there okay got the safe open

oh my can't be in there please no bike

hours your can L call 239 this notice is

to confirm your stay here at the Hotel

Monaco

this guy play them back to find out what

count coughs going to do with the dog

collar next it could be the telephone it

could be even a light bulb yes very

subtle

we found one time landing by helicopter

ha so he's landing by a helicopter we're

gonna be in the boom the airfield he

must be going there to transfer more

evil messages ha kennel cough says he

has the collar oh you have the collar

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Oh kettle sauce in there he's got my

collar

very

I know what kind of a dog is that that

can cause dog that will Ricky cake dog

and cow became instead he's getting away

yes I saw a telco sitting away

Kalibak go get your next side

I spy with my little eyes that was the

best entrance in the history of this

show

well let's open up your dossiers and go

over some points but first you have to

think you know this the thing you

weren't sent again with you good so and

again just put the thing in the Ale box

a forgetting a valuable Ruffman

heirlooms safely back to the Ruffman

ball 60 points to all of us and that's

odd urinary guards from answering the

chemistry and art of invisible ink

Noel Marsha and Jay another klutzy boy

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Sammy Sam DJ we're breaking the codes

that broke open this case 20 points what

is that all the points a dog can give

what time is it ah today's 20 points go

to the secret agent didn't disguise his

chemistry knowledge but a basis like

baking soda and acid would be like lemon

juice today's daily winner

now Jan left me are two identical jars

of peanut butter

you can't tell they're jars of peanut

butter because they're in disguise Oh

under won a prize even cooler than a

miniature donkey and lederhosen fortune

cookie fortune extractor under the other

some cookie crumbs so which is it going

to be I'm gonna have to go with the

chili don't get it okay what a nice

moment by here three quick cover

sunglasses they're not just sunglass you

know they contain a hidden camera no

that's right and they're still 100% UV

protection placed inside so Wow

protect the eyes while spying on us

that's pretty awesome and that brings us

to the end of a mission that was a that

was possible here on fetch with ruff

Ruffman I from Ruffman

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ah retrieve the rough-in color

hey I did get the collar back you guys

gonna leave me alone now

pretty rough I have a future you could

work up if your show maybe you could put

in road trip hey folks love the rope

trick oh yes under sectional etiquette

would be most amusing and I did a

section on etiquette last season leave

me oh thanks man ancestors what a

nightmare

totally Bob if you give me the meetup

chapter that pass at me if ever does

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staff give me that whatever

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