01x02 - What's Inside My Desk?

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Hi Oddballs, Olympia here.

Today we're talking office furniture.

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I can not tell you how many people ask me

what's inside my desk.

Actually, I can tell you, the answer is zero.

But I still thought it would be fun to show you.

♪ What's inside my desk?

♪ What's inside my desk, in my desk, in my desk? ♪

♪ What's inside my desk, in my desk? ♪

♪ They've been asking this question ♪

♪ Since the caveman times

♪ But the caveman didn't know what desks were. ♪

♪ They've been asking this question since I was born ♪

♪ But I didn't know how to talk yet ♪

♪ And I didn't have this desk yet. ♪

♪ Is there a country in my desk? Or a planet in my desk? ♪

♪ Or a six foot parrot in a vest in my desk? ♪

♪ If you invest in my desk ♪

♪ Will you always get the best return ♪

♪ From the market?

Maybe.

♪ What's inside my desk?

♪ What's inside my desk, in my desk, in my desk? ♪

♪ What's inside my desk, in my desk? ♪

♪ What will desks be like in the future? ♪

♪ Will there even be desks in the future? ♪

♪ Or will we be the desks of the people ♪

♪ Of the future?

♪ Maybe.

♪ Here comes the moment, the minute, the second ♪

♪ The time that we've all been waiting for. ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm about to do it, my hand's in position ♪

♪ I'm gonna open this drawer. ♪

♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna, open, I'm gonna, open this ♪

♪ I'm gonna open this drawer. ♪

Oh, let's see, got some papers, mostly papers.

Stapler.

Oh, Agent Ohlm.

Hi, I got lost again.

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