02x02 - Van Secrets

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02x02 - Van Secrets

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[talking backwards]

♪ Odd Tube, Odd Tube, Odd Tube

♪ Odd Tube, Odd Tube, Odd Tube

♪ Odd Tube!

- Greetings you odd balls,

I am Orla of the Odd squad mobile unit,

and today we enter Antelope Valley California, USA.

The poppy flowers are in bloom,

and they smell magnificent.

Today in my video,

we will be uncovering the secret

of the most advanced technology

to ever come out of Odd Squad.

This mighty van!

Woho!

Yeah!

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Here to talk about the van,

is the very person who built it.

Odd Squad mechanic, Onika.

- Hey now!

- Onkia is going to lead us into segment I call

Van Secrets: Secrets of The Van.

- What did you say?

- I said

Van Secrets: Secrets of The Van.

- I think I heard you that time.

- As an expert on this van,

you must know many

secret functions.

Please share them.

Now!

- So most people know

that the microwave in the van

can make any food you ask for like,

van computer create a piece of an apple.

Or van computer create a piece of a banana?

- [Orla] Fascinating, but what is the

Van Secret: Secret of The Van?

- Well if you push two buttons at once,

you can combine foods.

An apple and a urban apple,

whatever you wanna call it.

- [Orla] It is magnificent!

- I know, right.

- Oh.

Sorry to interrupt your video Orla.

Just gotta get some paperwork done.

- [Orla] 'Tis no problem Oswald.

Onika is just about to show me another

Van Secret: Secrets of The Van.

- Oh.

- Okay.

You might know that you can choose any type of music

to play while you work,

like country.

[country music]

- You got the moves.

- Or jazz!

[jazz music]

- Oh, yeah.

That's nice!

- [Orla] Yes, but that is the

Van Secret: Secret of The Van?

- Well, if you really feel like rocking out,

you can do this.

- Ah!

- It's great for guitar!

- But not so great for working!

- Thank you Onika for showing us some of your Van Secrets:

- Secrets of The Van.

Sorry, looked like fun,

and thanks for having me.

But I still haven't shown you my favorite van secret.

Van computer activate bee mode.

- [Van Computer] Bee mode activated.

- But nothing happened.

Wait, what happened to my voice?

- We're now the size of a bee.

- See.

- I love Van Secrets:

- Secrets of The Van.

- Thank you for watching me odd balls.

To check out more secret van modes,

like fish mode or ant mode,

go to the van dashboard on pbskids.org.

Until next time,

keep on keeping odd!
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