02x04 - The Button Song

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OddTube". Aired: November 25, 2014.*
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02x04 - The Button Song

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♪ OddTube shall start now

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube

- Greetings, ye oddballs!

Today, the Odd Squad Mobile Unit is in Edinburgh, Scotland.

I think I'll get some haggis after this.

I'm Agent Opal.

And I'm filling in for Orla,

who came down with the case of rainbow-itis.

[chimes shimmering]

I wanted to take this opportunity to tell ye oddballs

about the most important part of the entire van.

- [Child] Aw, thank you for saying that about me, Opal.

- Oh yeah.

You're very important too, van computer.

But I actually was talking about all these buttons!

But first, a word from our sponsor.

- [Girl] OddTube is brought to you be numerical

and categorical data.

Numerical data is information that is only in numbers.

For example, this brownie weighs one pound.

Categorical data is information using your senses,

like smell and taste.

[teeth chomps]

For example, this brownie is delicious!

I love data.

- The Osma van has so many buttons

and each one does something different.

You could read about them all in this manual.

Or, you could memorize them with a catchy dance song.

Let's do this.

[upbeat music]

♪ If it's buttons you want, we got buttons ♪

♪ A button for any request

♪ Without buttons around you got nothing ♪

♪ And we can start right here at the desk ♪

♪ Do you need to launch a rocket or smell a fish ♪

♪ Give an apple to a St. Bernard ♪

♪ Have an a*t*matic hot dog if you wish ♪

♪ Have a yo-yo too, none of this is hard ♪

♪ There's a button to toast your marshmallow ♪

♪ Thumbs up if you approve

♪ Press this for bananas and did you know ♪

♪ You can press 'em all at once, that's what I do ♪

♪ Rain mode, pie mode, toaster mode ♪

♪ This one's called made you look ♪

♪ This is the emergency jackalope ♪

♪ Is that a back up banana, better check the book ♪

♪ Buttons that beep see chapter ♪

♪ If they click, see chapter three ♪

♪ At the back are the buttons that push themselves ♪

♪ But the best, wanna guess where they might be ♪

♪ Every panel has buttons, my friends ♪

♪ Even the stars in this seal

♪ But I saved the best for the end ♪

♪ It's the cockpit panel

♪ What a place, 'cause all the magic happens here ♪

♪ Like goin', stoppin', crank the bass ♪

♪ Sound the golf alarm, let a rabbit steer ♪

♪ We got sports and maps and tic-tac-toe ♪

♪ Got symbols charts and lines

♪ This says there's less than a minute to go ♪

♪ So let's skip the rest, it's chorus time ♪

♪ If it's buttons you want, we got buttons ♪

♪ A button for any request

♪ Without buttons around, you got nothing ♪

♪ So get your fingers ready to press ♪

♪ So get your fingers ready to press ♪

Thanks for listening to my button song, ye oddballs.

You might've noticed that I didn't sing about

all the buttons.

Well that's because the rest of them do the same thing.

Play the backing track of my song!

And until next time, keep on keeping odd!

[upbeat fun music]
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