02x06 - Oswald's Favorite Rooms to Go To

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02x06 - Oswald's Favorite Rooms to Go To

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- OddTube will start now.

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube, OddTube ♪

- Hey there you oddballs, Oswald here.

Orla the wanted me to do a video

about the hallways in the van

since I'm kind of an expert.

I mean, I'm not an expert expert.

There are more than floors and rooms,

but I know my way around.

Wait, where am I?

Getting around the van can be kind of tricky

because there are rope wires to go up.

And slides to go down.

Each one takes you up or down a different amount of floors.

That's why I made a map to all my favorite rooms

in the van.

So, get ready for a segment I call,

Oswald's Favorite Rooms To Go To.

[upbeat music]

But first, a word from our sponsor.

OddTube is brought to you by Legends.

Not that kind of legend,

but the kind of legend you find on a map.

A legend gives you the information necessary

for the map to make sense.

For example, don't know what that gray line is on the map?

Just look at the legend

and you'll see that it's a path leading away

from a spider cat forest.

[cat meowing]

Actually map legend, you are my hero.

One of my favorite rooms is the puppet show room.

Whenever I feel like watching a show,

I come here to .

[playful groaning]

Wait, ?

Are you sure?

[puppets humming]

My next favorite room is the ice cream room.

Which according to my map should be right here.

[gasps]

But no worries, this mysterious portally looking room

seems cool too.

Let's see what's inside.

[whooshing]

Weird, I'm back in the hallway.

Wait, that's not the door I went into.

And this is a totally different hallway.

See what I mean about the van being tricky?

But it's all good,

just gotta look at my map to see where I am and aha.

The beach room.

I have the beach room marked on my map

because it's my favorite place to relax

after getting lost in the van.

I mean, exploring the van.

[chuckles nervously]

[whooshing]

There, isn't this great?

Soft sand, blue water.

Isn't the beach room so relaxing?

- Excuse me matey,

but this be not the beach room.

This be the pirate room on floor .

- The pirate room?

Oh well, I can live with that.

Thanks for watching The Oddballs.

Until next time,

keep on keeping on.

♪ Well it's a fine, fine day to go sailing ♪

♪ And it's a fine, fine day to hold a boat ♪

♪ Well it's a fine, fine day to be a pirate ♪

♪ And a fine, fine day to meet a goat ♪

[goat baaing]

- Look at this goat over here.

- Cool. [goat baaing]

[upbeat music]
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