02x10 - Oddness in NYC

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02x10 - Oddness in NYC

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[psychedelic noises]

- In case you did not receive my telepathic message

OddTube shall start now!

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube

♪ OddTube!

- Greetings, ye odd balls.

I am Orla and today the Odd Squad Mobile Unit

is in New York City.

- Yes, my old stomping ground!

I used to work in New York City

back when I was a library museum person

for the Museum of Natural Odd.

So, I'm kind of an expert.

[ding]

- Perfect!

Then you will not mind accompanying me

on my brave search for oddness!

- Did, did I say I was an expert?

[laughs nervously]

I'm really more of an enthusiast.

[ding]

- Nonsense!

You and I shall take ye oddballs to the streets

of New York to solve the most thrilling,

the most dangerous, the oddest problems they have ever seen!

[nervous sigh]

But first, a word from our sponsor!

OddTube is brought to you by coding.

A code is a set of instructions

that tells a computer what to do.

Like if you need your toybot to move forward three squares

to clean up some popcorn,

just use one forward direction block

and three number blocks.

Thank you coding!

- Hey there ye oddballs!

Orla and I are on Liberty Island in New York City!

- And we've already found oddness a foot!

Behold, the giant green woman is attacking the city!

Syncin' it up!

- [Agent Oswald] Orla wait!

That's not a giant woman!

It's the Statue of Liberty!

- Oh, that explains why she is able to hold her arm

up for so long.

[horse neighs]

Hark, a shapes villain has twisted this innocent bread

into an odd shape!

- [Agent Oswald] Oh, no.

That's just a pretzel.

You can buy them from pretzel stands from all over town.

And they're delicious!

So good!

- I see!

Another false alarm, but no matter.

There is much more oddness to find in New York City!

[car zooms]

Like this!

The city has been taken over by giant television screens!

- [Agent Oswald] Um, Orla, this is Times Square.

These screens are supposed to be there.

- A bit much but what about those cars!

They have been turned yellow by a color villain!

- [Agent Oswald] No, those are just yellow cabs.

They're everywhere in New York.

[electronic zooming and horn honking]

- I suppose there is less oddness in New York City

than I thought.

Just a bunch of interesting landmarks.

And this totally normal floating head in Central Park.

[whistles]

- [Agent Oswald] Actually Orla I don't think

that floating head is normal.

- You mean we have finally found oddness in New York City?!

Fear not fair Sir!

The Odd Squad Mobile Unit is here

to restore the rest of your body.

[dings]

[electronic whoosing and whirling]

- Whoa!

Thanks Odd Squad!

But I actually have a way bigger problem.

Do you know how to get to the Metropolitan Museum of Art?

[whispers] totally lost.

- I believe I can help with that!

I knew my New York expertise would come in handy!

Yes!

Hi!

[horse neighs]

- Thank you for joining us in New York City

on our hunt for oddness.

Until next time, keep on keeping odd!

[OddTube song plays]
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