02x11 - Know a Big O

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OddTube". Aired: November 25, 2014.*
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02x11 - Know a Big O

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- [Vent Computer] OddTube shall start now.

- Thank you Vent Computer.

- [Vent Computer] My pleasure.

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube, OddTube ♪

♪ OddTube, OddTube, OddTube, OddTube ♪

♪ OddTube

- Greetings the Oddballs.

I am Orla and today I am at a very special location.

I cannot tell you where in the world I am,

but it is somewhere I have seen many times

but never visited.

The office of the Big O for segment I call, "Know a Big O".

- Thanks for having me,

but also, try to get to know me fast.

I have a lot of work to do.

- Of course, but first a word from our sponsor.

OddTube is brought to you by, adding two numbers to make .

Add two and eight together and, boom, .

Three plus seven,

six plus four,

one plus nine,

bam, they all equal .

You have five here and another five here,

.

Big O, it is an honor to interview someone

with so much experience in the ways of Odd Squad.

First as an agent,

[intense music]

then as the Miss O of Precinct ,

[intense music] [camera clicks]

and now, as leader of all of Odd Squad.

How has your life changed since becoming the Big O?

- Well, I have way less time to give interviews,

but luckily I have a cloninator.

[ding]

[whoosh]

Could you take over for me

while I show Orla around my office?

- Wow, I get to be in charge of all of Odd Squad?

- Cool right, but only for two minutes.

[horses neighing]

This is my juice bar.

It's like the one in my old office

but with a brand new flavor.

Try it.

[slurping]

- [Orla] This is delicious, what is it?

- It's power.

- [Orla] Ah.

- With a hint of cranberry.

- [Orla] Mm.

[gasps]

Are these pieces of wood for your famous karate chops?

- No, they're for a headquarters I'm building

for Odd Squads new bird division, see.

These are for practicing my karate chops.

Hiya. [wood breaking]

- [Orla] Amazing.

- Let me show you my favorite thing in my office.

- [Orla] A photo of the Odd Squad mobile unit.

Aw Big O, is that because you are proud

you created such a heroic new department?

- Yes, but that isn't what I was going to show you.

- [Orla] I see, you like the button on the back.

Whoa.

- Each of these lights is a kid

about to become of member of Odd Squad.

It's part of my job to keep an eye on potential recruits.

- [Orla] You are the most impressive person

in the entire world.

- [Both Miss O's] We get that a lot.

[alarm ringing]

- [Orla] What is that sound?

A hydraclops att*ck?

A Dave's invasion?

[gasps]

Is the moon about to crash into the sun?

- No, it's just time for my hourly dance break.

When you work as hard as I do,

it's important to play hard too.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you for watching the Oddball.

Until next time keep on keeping on.

[upbeat music]
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